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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'll go first. Hubby and I were at at a party so our genius minds decided to have sex on the toilet upstairs. Well we were going at it hard and broke the toilet tank. It flooded the kitchen downstairs. That was a hard one to explain.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll go first. Hubby and I were at at a party so our genius minds decided to have sex on the toilet upstairs. Well we were going at it hard and broke the toilet tank. It flooded the kitchen downstairs. That was a hard one to explain. "
There’s a joke here about a ball cock valve, but I’ll leave it for someone else to finish off. |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
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"I'll go first. Hubby and I were at at a party so our genius minds decided to have sex on the toilet upstairs. Well we were going at it hard and broke the toilet tank. It flooded the kitchen downstairs. That was a hard one to explain.
There’s a joke here about a ball cock valve, but I’ll leave it for someone else to finish off."
I'm sure you can flush it out CJ  |
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By *aCaiMan
over a year ago
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"Accidentally left some baby oil handprints on the wall above the bed when having sex on top after some baby oil fun in my partners old flat and it's pretty obvious how they got there. "
What are the odds on us recreating that for educational purposes |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
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Probably the worst and also most painful was when I cut the head of my shaft open on my then girlfriend's jeans zip while messing around walking her home - blood all down my jeans and then had to go back to my mates house where I was staying and try to explain it away as having cut my hand on barbed wire and spend the night in their spare bed with tissue paper wads wrapped round my cock hoping I didn't bleed on the sheets!!   |
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"I'll go first. Hubby and I were at at a party so our genius minds decided to have sex on the toilet upstairs. Well we were going at it hard and broke the toilet tank. It flooded the kitchen downstairs. That was a hard one to explain. "
Not sure I’ve ever had sex I’d call embarrassing - but then I’m not easily embarrassed.
However - I once had an mff at Cupids with a male friend and a woman who turned out (once in the room - she’d never said before) to be completely straight - she didn’t even want to be touched by another woman - or have body contact (awkward verging on impossible when 3 of you are on one bed!)
My poor friend was trying desperately to please us both (synchronised fingering is quite a knack apparently) but after a few minutes I took pity on him and left the room - leaving them to it!
I’d have much preferred it if she’d been honest in the first place and just said she wanted to play with him alone.
Apparently, after getting off to such an awkward start - the play between them wasn’t that great anyway! |
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