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What things are you anal about ?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I have to catch the kettle right on the boil when making a brew, if the water isn’t in the cup within a few seconds, I then have to reboil it again, I need to get maximum flavour, I will not lower my
standards on this.
Also when I’m about to insert my penis into a woman’s arse my cock has to be at 90 degrees I give her a little poke (that’s the name of my penis) I then say ‘May I enter!’ I then wait for the ‘Yes you may!’ I then proceed forward with caution, I think this is where the term anal came from.
So what things are you anal about ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Clothes being left on the floor
Things not being put away
Washing up being left
Cars being clean and not littered inside - I also hate seeing works vans with paperwork strewn dashboards (I have had soooo many to-do's) with guys that work for me over that
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Making sure the toilet roll is on the holder the correct way around.
If I'm in someone's house and I notice it's not, I correct it for them.
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Toilet roll on the outside pointing down, surely not by the wall ?! |
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By *aCaiMan
over a year ago
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"Making sure the toilet roll is on the holder the correct way around.
If I'm in someone's house and I notice it's not, I correct it for them.
Toilet roll on the outside pointing down, surely not by the wall ?!"
It’s sad and not nice to think about. But people actually live like that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Making sure the toilet roll is on the holder the correct way around.
If I'm in someone's house and I notice it's not, I correct it for them.
Toilet roll on the outside pointing down, surely not by the wall ?!
It’s sad and not nice to think about. But people actually live like that "
Correct, on the outside pointing down.
It's surprising how many have it against the wall |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have to catch the kettle right on the boil when making a brew, if the water isn’t in the cup within a few seconds, I then have to reboil it again, I need to get maximum flavour, I will not lower my
standards on this.
Also when I’m about to insert my penis into a woman’s arse my cock has to be at 90 degrees I give her a little poke (that’s the name of my penis) I then say ‘May I enter!’ I then wait for the ‘Yes you may!’ I then proceed forward with caution, I think this is where the term anal came from.
So what things are you anal about ? "
Hilarious lol, come knock at my door  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"After washing up, I have to make all the residual soap suds go down the plug hole.
I can’t stand it sitting in the sink."
Once I’ve washed up I rinse every dish under the hot water tap, that’s what everyone does isn’t it ?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have to catch the kettle right on the boil when making a brew, if the water isn’t in the cup within a few seconds, I then have to reboil it again, I need to get maximum flavour, I will not lower my
standards on this.
Also when I’m about to insert my penis into a woman’s arse my cock has to be at 90 degrees I give her a little poke (that’s the name of my penis) I then say ‘May I enter!’ I then wait for the ‘Yes you may!’ I then proceed forward with caution, I think this is where the term anal came from.
So what things are you anal about ? "
You are making me lol a lot today  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have to catch the kettle right on the boil when making a brew, if the water isn’t in the cup within a few seconds, I then have to reboil it again, I need to get maximum flavour, I will not lower my
standards on this.
Also when I’m about to insert my penis into a woman’s arse my cock has to be at 90 degrees I give her a little poke (that’s the name of my penis) I then say ‘May I enter!’ I then wait for the ‘Yes you may!’ I then proceed forward with caution, I think this is where the term anal came from.
So what things are you anal about ?
Hilarious lol, come knock at my door "
I’ll wait outside till you say ‘You may enter!’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Errrrmmmm everything 
Not overwhelmingly so - but I do like things how I like them.
Examples- I like to eat from white crockery - coloured plates, bowls etc are just 
I need specific cups and glasses for specific drinks.
Drinking out of jars or some shit like that makes me shudder |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have to catch the kettle right on the boil when making a brew, if the water isn’t in the cup within a few seconds, I then have to reboil it again, I need to get maximum flavour, I will not lower my
standards on this.
Also when I’m about to insert my penis into a woman’s arse my cock has to be at 90 degrees I give her a little poke (that’s the name of my penis) I then say ‘May I enter!’ I then wait for the ‘Yes you may!’ I then proceed forward with caution, I think this is where the term anal came from.
So what things are you anal about ?
Hilarious lol, come knock at my door
I’ll wait outside till you say ‘You may enter!’"
You may enter  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Errrrmmmm everything
Not overwhelmingly so - but I do like things how I like them.
Examples- I like to eat from white crockery - coloured plates, bowls etc are just
I need specific cups and glasses for specific drinks.
Drinking out of jars or some shit like that makes me shudder "
What about restaurants serving food on slates or chopping boards? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I need to make sure that all my receipts for the year prior are in date order.
The tins and jars in my cupboard are stored label facing out and beans always to the left |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Errrrmmmm everything
Not overwhelmingly so - but I do like things how I like them.
Examples- I like to eat from white crockery - coloured plates, bowls etc are just
I need specific cups and glasses for specific drinks.
Drinking out of jars or some shit like that makes me shudder
What about restaurants serving food on slates or chopping boards? "
Don't even start me off on that one!
Just put the fucking food on a fucking plate.
A white plate.
I don't want my chips in some stupid cup with a napkin in so you can serve me 4 chips.
I dont want my burger on a stupid bloody slate 'deconstructed'
I just want it all together on a fucking plate.
Cunts |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Errrrmmmm everything
Not overwhelmingly so - but I do like things how I like them.
Examples- I like to eat from white crockery - coloured plates, bowls etc are just
I need specific cups and glasses for specific drinks.
Drinking out of jars or some shit like that makes me shudder
What about restaurants serving food on slates or chopping boards?
Don't even start me off on that one!
Just put the fucking food on a fucking plate.
A white plate.
I don't want my chips in some stupid cup with a napkin in so you can serve me 4 chips.
I dont want my burger on a stupid bloody slate 'deconstructed'
I just want it all together on a fucking plate.
Cunts"
When did things get so wanky, people can’t leave perfectly serviceable things alone, why don’t we try it another way ? Let’s not! it’s like with my Quaker Oats, the flap was at the top, it worked perfectly fine, but oh no they had to put the flap on the side, now the fucking oats go everywhere, leave things alone ffs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Errrrmmmm everything
Not overwhelmingly so - but I do like things how I like them.
Examples- I like to eat from white crockery - coloured plates, bowls etc are just
I need specific cups and glasses for specific drinks.
Drinking out of jars or some shit like that makes me shudder
What about restaurants serving food on slates or chopping boards?
Don't even start me off on that one!
Just put the fucking food on a fucking plate.
A white plate.
I don't want my chips in some stupid cup with a napkin in so you can serve me 4 chips.
I dont want my burger on a stupid bloody slate 'deconstructed'
I just want it all together on a fucking plate.
Cunts
When did things get so wanky, people can’t leave perfectly serviceable things alone, why don’t we try it another way ? Let’s not! it’s like with my Quaker Oats, the flap was at the top, it worked perfectly fine, but oh no they had to put the flap on the side, now the fucking oats go everywhere, leave things alone ffs."
But it makes you want to buy it more when they change it right?
Erm .. no.
There's some 25yr old getting paid extortionate amounts of money to decide where the flap should go on your box of oats
Move with the times.
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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My kids constantly leave tissues in their trouser pockets. I do check them before popping them in the wash but occasionally (once a week) a rogue one slips past me. Open the washing machine and it looks like it’s been snowing. Then you come to the trousers and bits of bloody tissue are stuck to the seams. You have to wash them again because, you know, you don’t want to humiliate your kid by sending them to School with tissue covered trousers
And it’s always after you’ve just hoovered and cleaned the kitchen floor too.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I always open a chocolate bar where the glue is stuck together at the top and then open it down the seam.
The people who tear the corner off and rip it open are just lawless heathens |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh I have so so many !! I have to have all cup,jugs,pot handles all turned in the cupboard to the left. Hate crumbs in butter it absolutely turns me ,if my butter gets crumbs I'll scrape them out. All tins have to be turned so you can read the labels. I have to pull arms etc out the right way when hanging the washing up. There's so many more it's as well as the other half hates them all too lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I'm cooking, if I've chopped veg and I find a random piece of onion, carrot etc or a pea that has evaded me by falling off the chopping board... It has to go into the pan, no matter how far along the meal is. |
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Gawd I’m tired just reading this thread lol. The only think that makes me itch is time keeping .... can’t help it never ever been late for anything and really gives me the arse if people are late to meet me.
Other than that ... not really fussed about much. |
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"Errrrmmmm everything
Not overwhelmingly so - but I do like things how I like them.
Examples- I like to eat from white crockery - coloured plates, bowls etc are just
I need specific cups and glasses for specific drinks.
Drinking out of jars or some shit like that makes me shudder
What about restaurants serving food on slates or chopping boards?
Don't even start me off on that one!
Just put the fucking food on a fucking plate.
A white plate.
I don't want my chips in some stupid cup with a napkin in so you can serve me 4 chips.
I dont want my burger on a stupid bloody slate 'deconstructed'
I just want it all together on a fucking plate.
Cunts"
It's good to see you don't feel too strongly either way with restaurants. Haha. To be honest those stupid wire baskets are annoying AF |
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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago
Near Marlborough |
Everything
- how to make coffee (and it being in the proper mug)
- how to make tea (and it’s cup)
- chocolate
- the way my bed is made
- dishwasher
- things organised in the fridge (but not cupboards weirdly)
- cutlery drawers
- toilet roll the right way round (another one)
- egg and bean juice (eeeeeeek)
- fake butter
- ingredients in food (I read labels)
There must be so much more
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I don’t think I’m anal about anything other than the tv volume has to be on an even number 
