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"If I had a cock I'd hold it in my left hand and strum my balls like I was playing a guitar.
That's what I'd do  "
Do you hold one tit in your left hand and flick your bean like you’re playing slap bass funk ?! |
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"If I had a cock I'd hold it in my left hand and strum my balls like I was playing a guitar.
That's what I'd do
Do you hold one tit in your left hand and flick your bean like you’re playing slap bass funk ?!"
Yes, I'm a big fan of Level 42 |
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I got a question for willy wavers too.
You know when you see someone ya know in the street and wave your hand, then as you get closer you realise your eyesight tricked you, and the reality is you've just waved at a stranger and now you're rosy cheeked and feel stupid.
We've all been there.
Is that how it feels when you send a dick pic and it gets deleted? |
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"I would love to have a willy to wave about tbh.
 I really want to try a helicopter "
Me too! And I have a compulsion to stick it in a willing victims earlobe  |
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"I would love to have a willy to wave about tbh.
I really want to try a helicopter
Me too! And I have a compulsion to stick it in a willing victims earlobe "
Erm .... OK- why the fuck not.
Have you ever had a willy in your ear?
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"I would love to have a willy to wave about tbh.
I really want to try a helicopter
Me too! And I have a compulsion to stick it in a willing victims earlobe
Erm .... OK- why the fuck not.
Have you ever had a willy in your ear?
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No, but you're welcome to be my first  |
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"I would love to have a willy to wave about tbh.
I really want to try a helicopter
Me too! And I have a compulsion to stick it in a willing victims earlobe
Erm .... OK- why the fuck not.
Have you ever had a willy in your rear?
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Fixed that for you  |
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"I got a question for willy wavers too.
You know when you see someone ya know in the street and wave your hand, then as you get closer you realise your eyesight tricked you, and the reality is you've just waved at a stranger and now you're rosy cheeked and feel stupid.
We've all been there.
Is that how it feels when you send a dick pic and it gets deleted?"
No cause I just send it again |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I would love to have a willy to wave about tbh.
I really want to try a helicopter
Me too! And I have a compulsion to stick it in a willing victims earlobe
Erm .... OK- why the fuck not.
Have you ever had a willy in your ear?
No, but you're welcome to be my first "
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