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Celtic sandwich
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sure, I'd be a rather thin filling though
You changed your name
I did! How did you recognise me?
I’d know that peach anywhere "
Peach in a sandwich, I'd be willing to try that if you are  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh Lord no. I couldn’t cope
Awk go on ya will
No seriously, my blood pressure wouldn’t cope
You can watch then and have some of my cake instead "
Ooooh now that would be the cherry on the finger buffet! One of your cakes too  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Would anyone like to be a sandwich filler for me and Busty Belle?
Yes please
Ok there's a queue here you know "
There is always room for more fillings! |
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By *oo32Man
over a year ago
tipperary |
"Would anyone like to be a sandwich filler for me and Busty Belle?
I'll do it....is there overtime available....look I'll even do night shift...and sat and sundays
would you like to just move in with us and be our housemaid? "
Househusband.....I can start immediately
Or sooner
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How big is the sammich?? Maybe i can be the crispy topping ... Nobody likes a soggy bottom
Ohh it’s gonna be one of those fancy sambos with the melted cheese on the outside "
Ooo with olives on dressed cocktail sticks??  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would anyone like to be a sandwich filler for me and Busty Belle? "
I think it’s safe to assume most of the population of Earth would happily reside betwixt you and Belle, gender regardless.
You’ve got some decision making to do!  |
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By *ljamMan
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"As a pure blooded Celt with only Welsh, Irish and Scottish DNA; then it’s only natural I should be the filling in the sandwich "
That'd be like two slices of bread with a slice of bread in-between  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Would anyone like to be a sandwich filler for me and Busty Belle?
Throw Alis VP into the mix as well, definitely! What a sandwich! X"
Alis VP is Definately coming to the sandwich party! She's a VIP!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am literally lubing myself up with butter to slide right on in between. "
Damn. I wish there was a gif option on here. Haha!! I have the perfect one! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Would some 100% hot british beef be adequate. Smothered me in butter and watch it melt.
Can you add cheese
Please be careful with that grater. "
This sandwich melts. There's no grating. Just creamy oozy goodness |
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"I am literally lubing myself up with butter to slide right on in between.
This is a vision that I cannot unsee
I’m struggling to it’s a vision I need to see "
It's either this or I'm gonna swim the channel. |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Would some 100% hot british beef be adequate. Smothered me in butter and watch it melt.
Can you add cheese
Please be careful with that grater.
This sandwich melts. There's no grating. Just creamy oozy goodness
The filling is heating more being surrounded by 2 extremely hot ladies.
Melted cheese
Its an extra Mature cheddar. I am 50 years old. Lol"
Ohh damn you (drool)  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am literally lubing myself up with butter to slide right on in between.
This is a vision that I cannot unsee
I’m struggling to it’s a vision I need to see
It's either this or I'm gonna swim the channel. "
No you can't do that. Too many risks. Join the sandwich!  |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Would some 100% hot british beef be adequate. Smothered me in butter and watch it melt.
Can you add cheese
Please be careful with that grater.
This sandwich melts. There's no grating. Just creamy oozy goodness
The filling is heating more being surrounded by 2 extremely hot ladies.
Melted cheese
Its an extra Mature cheddar. I am 50 years old. Lol
Ohh damn you (drool) "
Please, let me lap up those juices. Xx |
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"I am literally lubing myself up with butter to slide right on in between.
This is a vision that I cannot unsee
I’m struggling to it’s a vision I need to see
It's either this or I'm gonna swim the channel.
No you can't do that. Too many risks. Join the sandwich! "
That seals it, standby, I'm coming in!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I just be a salt n vinegar crisp and sit on the side of the plate and observe?
Hell no. You're getting right in the middle! "
Oh go on then, you’ve twisted my arm  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I just be a salt n vinegar crisp and sit on the side of the plate and observe?
Hell no. You're getting right in the middle!
Oh go on then, you’ve twisted my arm "
Good girl  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I just be a salt n vinegar crisp and sit on the side of the plate and observe?
Hell no. You're getting right in the middle!
Oh go on then, you’ve twisted my arm
Good girl "
Oh you know what happens when you call me that  |
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