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We are told everyone is unique, that no two snowflakes are the same, but how can they verify that, who’s going to check them all. Do we just take their word for it ?! |
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"You believe it cause you’re told it, but how can they be so sure ?!
Compare our unique bumhole prints. "
I thought ours were identical, no one could tell the difference remember ?! |
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"You believe it cause you’re told it, but how can they be so sure ?!
Compare our unique bumhole prints.
I thought ours were identical, no one could tell the difference remember ?!"
Yeah but it is difficult when they're covered in spunk. |
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"Hold out your tongue to catch them and let them melt into a tongue puddle then they all look the same and you never have to worry about the difference  "
Damn my restless brain. |
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"You believe it cause you’re told it, but how can they be so sure ?!
Compare our unique bumhole prints.
I thought ours were identical, no one could tell the difference remember ?!
Yeah but it is difficult when they're covered in spunk. "
True, I must wipe it off first, before they take the photo next time. |
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"Hold out your tongue to catch them and let them melt into a tongue puddle then they all look the same and you never have to worry about the difference
Damn my restless brain."
You had me at brain  |
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"You believe it cause you’re told it, but how can they be so sure ?!
Compare our unique bumhole prints.
I thought ours were identical, no one could tell the difference remember ?!
Yeah but it is difficult when they're covered in spunk.
True, I must wipe it off first, before they take the photo next time."
We'll plan ahead next time! Keep the baby wipes handy! |
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"We are told everyone is unique, that no two snowflakes are the same, but how can they verify that, who’s going to check them all. Do we just take their word for it ?!"
There is a top secret Snowflake Checking Agency Team (SCAT) who visually analyse and photograph each snowflake, before carefully distributing it in 2mm thick layers across certain urban environments. They particularly focus on railway tracks, ensuring just enough thinly spread snow to paralyse the public transport infrastructure.
It's too secret though, you have to open your eyes to see it  |
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"Hold out your tongue to catch them and let them melt into a tongue puddle then they all look the same and you never have to worry about the difference
Damn my restless brain.
You had me at brain "
You had me at cleavage |
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"We are told everyone is unique, that no two snowflakes are the same, but how can they verify that, who’s going to check them all. Do we just take their word for it ?!
There is a top secret Snowflake Checking Agency Team (SCAT) who visually analyse and photograph each snowflake, before carefully distributing it in 2mm thick layers across certain urban environments. They particularly focus on railway tracks, ensuring just enough thinly spread snow to paralyse the public transport infrastructure.
It's too secret though, you have to open your eyes to see it "
Are these the same people who do the pollen count in the summer ? |
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"Hold out your tongue to catch them and let them melt into a tongue puddle then they all look the same and you never have to worry about the difference
Damn my restless brain.
You had me at brain
You had me at cleavage "
Damn my restless cleavage. |
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It depends how close you want to look.
If you want to look at the atomic level, it's very unlikely.
Heres a quote from a Forbes article:
"If you wanted to know how many Earths you’d need to have a chance of two identical snowflakes in the 13.8 billion year history of the Universe, the answer is somewhere around 10^10,000,000,000,000,000,000. Considering there are only about 10^80 atoms in the entire observable Universe, it’s pretty unlikely." 
It's a good read.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/startswithabang/2017/01/14/ask-ethan-could-you-have-two-perfectly-identical-snowflakes/
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"It depends how close you want to look.
If you want to look at the atomic level, it's very unlikely.
Heres a quote from a Forbes article:
"If you wanted to know how many Earths you’d need to have a chance of two identical snowflakes in the 13.8 billion year history of the Universe, the answer is somewhere around 10^10,000,000,000,000,000,000. Considering there are only about 10^80 atoms in the entire observable Universe, it’s pretty unlikely."
It's a good read.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/startswithabang/2017/01/14/ask-ethan-could-you-have-two-perfectly-identical-snowflakes/
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I’ll dip into that once I finish the Hungry Caterpillar. |
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"Hold out your tongue to catch them and let them melt into a tongue puddle then they all look the same and you never have to worry about the difference
Damn my restless brain.
You had me at brain
You had me at cleavage
Damn my restless cleavage."
Your boobs just won’t quit. |
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"Hold out your tongue to catch them and let them melt into a tongue puddle then they all look the same and you never have to worry about the difference
Damn my restless brain.
You had me at brain
You had me at cleavage "
Are two finger prints the same or two DNA samples..........snowflakes just disappear in the moment of their being. |
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"Hold out your tongue to catch them and let them melt into a tongue puddle then they all look the same and you never have to worry about the difference
Damn my restless brain.
You had me at brain
You had me at cleavage
Are two finger prints the same or two DNA samples..........snowflakes just disappear in the moment of their being."
So we will never actually know. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hold out your tongue to catch them and let them melt into a tongue puddle then they all look the same and you never have to worry about the difference
Damn my restless brain.
You had me at brain
You had me at cleavage
Are two finger prints the same or two DNA samples..........snowflakes just disappear in the moment of their being."
That is a bit deep for 22:44 on a Friday evening |
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"It depends how close you want to look.
If you want to look at the atomic level, it's very unlikely.
Heres a quote from a Forbes article:
"If you wanted to know how many Earths you’d need to have a chance of two identical snowflakes in the 13.8 billion year history of the Universe, the answer is somewhere around 10^10,000,000,000,000,000,000. Considering there are only about 10^80 atoms in the entire observable Universe, it’s pretty unlikely."
It's a good read.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/startswithabang/2017/01/14/ask-ethan-could-you-have-two-perfectly-identical-snowflakes/
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Gosh no identical snowflakes in the whole entire history of the earth is that. |
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"Hold out your tongue to catch them and let them melt into a tongue puddle then they all look the same and you never have to worry about the difference
Damn my restless brain.
You had me at brain
You had me at cleavage
Are two finger prints the same or two DNA samples..........snowflakes just disappear in the moment of their being.
That is a bit deep for 22:44 on a Friday evening "
I thought most on Fab liked deep? |
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"We are told everyone is unique, that no two snowflakes are the same, but how can they verify that, who’s going to check them all. Do we just take their word for it ?!
There is a top secret Snowflake Checking Agency Team (SCAT) who visually analyse and photograph each snowflake, before carefully distributing it in 2mm thick layers across certain urban environments. They particularly focus on railway tracks, ensuring just enough thinly spread snow to paralyse the public transport infrastructure.
It's too secret though, you have to open your eyes to see it
Are these the same people who do the pollen count in the summer ? "
It's a sister agency that - the Pollen Investigation and Survey Squad. Or PISS for short |
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"It depends how close you want to look.
If you want to look at the atomic level, it's very unlikely.
Heres a quote from a Forbes article:
"If you wanted to know how many Earths you’d need to have a chance of two identical snowflakes in the 13.8 billion year history of the Universe, the answer is somewhere around 10^10,000,000,000,000,000,000. Considering there are only about 10^80 atoms in the entire observable Universe, it’s pretty unlikely."
It's a good read.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/startswithabang/2017/01/14/ask-ethan-could-you-have-two-perfectly-identical-snowflakes/
Gosh no identical snowflakes in the whole entire history of the earth is that. "
Nope, as long as you go to the atomic level.
But if you mean identical to the human eye, a scientist did find two to be matching and got them into the Guinness Book of Records. |
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"It depends how close you want to look.
If you want to look at the atomic level, it's very unlikely.
Heres a quote from a Forbes article:
"If you wanted to know how many Earths you’d need to have a chance of two identical snowflakes in the 13.8 billion year history of the Universe, the answer is somewhere around 10^10,000,000,000,000,000,000. Considering there are only about 10^80 atoms in the entire observable Universe, it’s pretty unlikely."
It's a good read.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/startswithabang/2017/01/14/ask-ethan-could-you-have-two-perfectly-identical-snowflakes/
I’ll dip into that once I finish the Hungry Caterpillar."
How's his tummy doing? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It depends how close you want to look.
If you want to look at the atomic level, it's very unlikely.
Heres a quote from a Forbes article:
"If you wanted to know how many Earths you’d need to have a chance of two identical snowflakes in the 13.8 billion year history of the Universe, the answer is somewhere around 10^10,000,000,000,000,000,000. Considering there are only about 10^80 atoms in the entire observable Universe, it’s pretty unlikely."
It's a good read.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/startswithabang/2017/01/14/ask-ethan-could-you-have-two-perfectly-identical-snowflakes/
Gosh no identical snowflakes in the whole entire history of the earth is that.
Nope, as long as you go to the atomic level.
But if you mean identical to the human eye, a scientist did find two to be matching and got them into the Guinness Book of Records. "
Did you know nearly all of an atom is empty space, so we are effectively made up of nothing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It depends how close you want to look.
If you want to look at the atomic level, it's very unlikely.
Heres a quote from a Forbes article:
"If you wanted to know how many Earths you’d need to have a chance of two identical snowflakes in the 13.8 billion year history of the Universe, the answer is somewhere around 10^10,000,000,000,000,000,000. Considering there are only about 10^80 atoms in the entire observable Universe, it’s pretty unlikely."
It's a good read.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/startswithabang/2017/01/14/ask-ethan-could-you-have-two-perfectly-identical-snowflakes/
I’ll dip into that once I finish the Hungry Caterpillar."
I'll tell you what happened! He made himself a cacoon and went to sleep for more than two weeks, then he pushed his way out and he was a..........
#cliffhanger |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hold out your tongue to catch them and let them melt into a tongue puddle then they all look the same and you never have to worry about the difference
Damn my restless brain.
You had me at brain
You had me at cleavage
Are two finger prints the same or two DNA samples..........snowflakes just disappear in the moment of their being.
That is a bit deep for 22:44 on a Friday evening
I thought most on Fab liked deep?"
Not at 22:57 we don't |
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“It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
By noon it all melted
Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes.” |
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"You believe it cause you’re told it, but how can they be so sure ?!
Compare our unique bumhole prints. "
Ok, let's do this 
Should we use the macro setting on our phones?
Build a database of bumholes...come on people, if we are going to do it let's do it properly  |
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"Hold out your tongue to catch them and let them melt into a tongue puddle then they all look the same and you never have to worry about the difference
Damn my restless brain.
You had me at brain
You had me at cleavage
Are two finger prints the same or two DNA samples..........snowflakes just disappear in the moment of their being.
That is a bit deep for 22:44 on a Friday evening
I thought most on Fab liked deep?
Not at 22:57 we don't "
There is a watershed for deep on fab. I never knew? |
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"It depends how close you want to look.
If you want to look at the atomic level, it's very unlikely.
Heres a quote from a Forbes article:
"If you wanted to know how many Earths you’d need to have a chance of two identical snowflakes in the 13.8 billion year history of the Universe, the answer is somewhere around 10^10,000,000,000,000,000,000. Considering there are only about 10^80 atoms in the entire observable Universe, it’s pretty unlikely."
It's a good read.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/startswithabang/2017/01/14/ask-ethan-could-you-have-two-perfectly-identical-snowflakes/
Gosh no identical snowflakes in the whole entire history of the earth is that.
Nope, as long as you go to the atomic level.
But if you mean identical to the human eye, a scientist did find two to be matching and got them into the Guinness Book of Records.
Did you know nearly all of an atom is empty space, so we are effectively made up of nothing."
Im sure we have billions of neutrinos passing through whatever solid bits we think we have but we are really just a colander barely held together too. Maybe  |
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"It depends how close you want to look.
If you want to look at the atomic level, it's very unlikely.
Heres a quote from a Forbes article:
"If you wanted to know how many Earths you’d need to have a chance of two identical snowflakes in the 13.8 billion year history of the Universe, the answer is somewhere around 10^10,000,000,000,000,000,000. Considering there are only about 10^80 atoms in the entire observable Universe, it’s pretty unlikely."
It's a good read.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/startswithabang/2017/01/14/ask-ethan-could-you-have-two-perfectly-identical-snowflakes/
Gosh no identical snowflakes in the whole entire history of the earth is that.
Nope, as long as you go to the atomic level.
But if you mean identical to the human eye, a scientist did find two to be matching and got them into the Guinness Book of Records. "
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"It depends how close you want to look.
If you want to look at the atomic level, it's very unlikely.
Heres a quote from a Forbes article:
"If you wanted to know how many Earths you’d need to have a chance of two identical snowflakes in the 13.8 billion year history of the Universe, the answer is somewhere around 10^10,000,000,000,000,000,000. Considering there are only about 10^80 atoms in the entire observable Universe, it’s pretty unlikely."
It's a good read.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/startswithabang/2017/01/14/ask-ethan-could-you-have-two-perfectly-identical-snowflakes/
I’ll dip into that once I finish the Hungry Caterpillar."
Spoiler alert ..he gets indigestion at the end |
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"It depends how close you want to look.
If you want to look at the atomic level, it's very unlikely.
Heres a quote from a Forbes article:
"If you wanted to know how many Earths you’d need to have a chance of two identical snowflakes in the 13.8 billion year history of the Universe, the answer is somewhere around 10^10,000,000,000,000,000,000. Considering there are only about 10^80 atoms in the entire observable Universe, it’s pretty unlikely."
It's a good read.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/startswithabang/2017/01/14/ask-ethan-could-you-have-two-perfectly-identical-snowflakes/
I’ll dip into that once I finish the Hungry Caterpillar.
Spoiler alert ..he gets indigestion at the end "
Serves him right, the bloody greedy guts. |
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"It depends how close you want to look.
If you want to look at the atomic level, it's very unlikely.
Heres a quote from a Forbes article:
"If you wanted to know how many Earths you’d need to have a chance of two identical snowflakes in the 13.8 billion year history of the Universe, the answer is somewhere around 10^10,000,000,000,000,000,000. Considering there are only about 10^80 atoms in the entire observable Universe, it’s pretty unlikely."
It's a good read.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/startswithabang/2017/01/14/ask-ethan-could-you-have-two-perfectly-identical-snowflakes/
Gosh no identical snowflakes in the whole entire history of the earth is that.
Nope, as long as you go to the atomic level.
But if you mean identical to the human eye, a scientist did find two to be matching and got them into the Guinness Book of Records.
Did you know nearly all of an atom is empty space, so we are effectively made up of nothing.
Im sure we have billions of neutrinos passing through whatever solid bits we think we have but we are really just a colander barely held together too. Maybe "
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"It depends how close you want to look.
If you want to look at the atomic level, it's very unlikely.
Heres a quote from a Forbes article:
"If you wanted to know how many Earths you’d need to have a chance of two identical snowflakes in the 13.8 billion year history of the Universe, the answer is somewhere around 10^10,000,000,000,000,000,000. Considering there are only about 10^80 atoms in the entire observable Universe, it’s pretty unlikely."
It's a good read.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/startswithabang/2017/01/14/ask-ethan-could-you-have-two-perfectly-identical-snowflakes/
Gosh no identical snowflakes in the whole entire history of the earth is that.
Nope, as long as you go to the atomic level.
But if you mean identical to the human eye, a scientist did find two to be matching and got them into the Guinness Book of Records.
Nobody sneeze "
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"It depends how close you want to look.
If you want to look at the atomic level, it's very unlikely.
Heres a quote from a Forbes article:
"If you wanted to know how many Earths you’d need to have a chance of two identical snowflakes in the 13.8 billion year history of the Universe, the answer is somewhere around 10^10,000,000,000,000,000,000. Considering there are only about 10^80 atoms in the entire observable Universe, it’s pretty unlikely."
It's a good read.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/startswithabang/2017/01/14/ask-ethan-could-you-have-two-perfectly-identical-snowflakes/
Gosh no identical snowflakes in the whole entire history of the earth is that.
Nope, as long as you go to the atomic level.
But if you mean identical to the human eye, a scientist did find two to be matching and got them into the Guinness Book of Records.
Did you know nearly all of an atom is empty space, so we are effectively made up of nothing.
Im sure we have billions of neutrinos passing through whatever solid bits we think we have but we are really just a colander barely held together too. Maybe
I know I'm not solid matter. I wobble like a bowlful of jelly "
We can just blame outside forces now, no gym can stop the will of the Sun and its little pokey rays  |
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