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'Tight vagina' as a compliment
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By *ackdaw52 OP Man
over a year ago
Chesterfield |
I just recently learned that "you're so tight" is quite the compliment to a partner. I think I'll start using it in my dates!
Me: Wow, you look lovely...and I bet your fanny feels like a mousetrap on one's penis.
Her: Aww, that's so sweet! Shall we order drinks? |
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My husband is always telling his best mate that he’s ‘so tight’ I presumed it was because he runs his car on vegetable oil and never gets a round of drinks in. Maybe I should question the intimacy of their friendship. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"You're so tight."
My first wife used to say that to me all the time.
Never realised she was being complimentary.
I thought it was just because I wouldn't buy her a new handbag every week.......
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Man walks into a bar with an ostrich and a leprechaun and orders 3 pints.
The ostrich gets the second round but when those are finished the leprechaun refuses to buy a round and tells the other two to fuck off.
The barman is fascinated and has to ask the man what is going on.
The man tells him that he rescued a fairy who then gave him a wish
" What did you wish for?" asked the barman
"A big bird with a tight wee cunt" |
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"My husband is always telling his best mate that he’s ‘so tight’ I presumed it was because he runs his car on vegetable oil and never gets a round of drinks in. Maybe I should question the intimacy of their friendship. "
I'd recommend that you do, he is bi after all  |
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Take a bag of frozen peas just in case.
