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By *ickinNotts OP   Man  over a year ago

Hucknall

How many women actually do squirt? I have only ever met one, her husband did warn me but she still wet me through. Twice.

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By *umstibleMan  over a year ago

Colindale

Many claim they have never squirted or dont squirt.

There is actually a method to get this done for a woman. Its not simple but with practice any man can do it. I know this because, and i don't mean to brag here, i have not yet had a sexual encounter where this was asked and i couldn't deliver.

Its all in the foreplay, the heart beat and the rhythm

If anyone is interested, like genuinely wants to know, im more then happy to share the knowledge. PM me x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


". PM me x"

Perve

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By *umstibleMan  over a year ago

Colindale


". PM me x

Perve "

Im was 100% serious lol

I can genuinely make this happen.

Every.

Single.

Time.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I guess all women squirt at less once every single day of the year?

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By *essica FlabbitWoman  over a year ago

west midlands/shropshire

I do but not all the time... I'm more likely to gush

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By *ly-FoxMan  over a year ago

mobile

First person I met on here was a squirter/gusher.

Took me by surprise. I though she was exaggerating when she said she needed a towel before we started

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Many claim they have never squirted or dont squirt.

There is actually a method to get this done for a woman. Its not simple but with practice any man can do it. I know this because, and i don't mean to brag here, i have not yet had a sexual encounter where this was asked and i couldn't deliver.

Its all in the foreplay, the heart beat and the rhythm

If anyone is interested, like genuinely wants to know, im more then happy to share the knowledge. PM me x"

I call BS. Trust me, anyone I meet off here would struggle to get me to cum at all. I know my body very well and no liquids emit from my nether regions when I do cum.

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By *ooby birdWoman  over a year ago

North West

Ive never squirted or gushed ever

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By *irty desireWoman  over a year ago

newcatle

I hadn’t or didn’t think i did, until now a close friend showed me he could make me.. its all in the technique

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By *ickinNotts OP   Man  over a year ago

Hucknall


"I do but not all the time... I'm more likely to gush "

I would love to see that.

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By *andK78Couple  over a year ago

Newport

I don't squirt but gush quite allot.

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"First person I met on here was a squirter/gusher.

Took me by surprise. I though she was exaggerating when she said she needed a towel before we started "

Once ya pop ya can’t stop

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's easy when you know how

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By *umstibleMan  over a year ago

Colindale


"Many claim they have never squirted or dont squirt.

There is actually a method to get this done for a woman. Its not simple but with practice any man can do it. I know this because, and i don't mean to brag here, i have not yet had a sexual encounter where this was asked and i couldn't deliver.

Its all in the foreplay, the heart beat and the rhythm

If anyone is interested, like genuinely wants to know, im more then happy to share the knowledge. PM me x

I call BS. Trust me, anyone I meet off here would struggle to get me to cum at all. I know my body very well and no liquids emit from my nether regions when I do cum."

How can i prove this?

I ask that the mr get in touch. I swear no time wasting. There is 10% a method too it and with practice and patience it can be done.

The outliers are.

Start slow, kiss touch and just kind of get the flow of things running. Dont go straight in for the kill.

Always lick and eat pussy but not for too long.

Make sure to know where The G spot is.

Use two fingers only half way in.

Dont move in and out, more up and down.

Do this and stop when the orgasm is about to happen, calm the heart down, then start again.

Do this twice.

On the third time, female to hold orgasm back as long as possible, male to move fingers up and down extremely fast.

Pull out as the orgasm happens then flick the clit side to side radically.

Done right, guaranteed squirt.

There is more detail to it but if you understand womens bodys its so easy.

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By *etite_delightWoman  over a year ago

BunnyLand

nope , not happening!

Tried and tested ... no ,still not happening

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By *umstibleMan  over a year ago

Colindale


"I hadn’t or didn’t think i did, until now a close friend showed me he could make me.. its all in the technique "

As i said. Its all in the method.

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By *umstibleMan  over a year ago

Colindale


"It's easy when you know how "

I hope all this is further proof to the non belivers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"First person I met on here was a squirter/gusher.

Took me by surprise. I though she was exaggerating when she said she needed a towel before we started

Once ya pop ya can’t stop "

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's easy when you know how

I hope all this is further proof to the non belivers "

Non-believers?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Many claim they have never squirted or dont squirt.

There is actually a method to get this done for a woman. Its not simple but with practice any man can do it. I know this because, and i don't mean to brag here, i have not yet had a sexual encounter where this was asked and i couldn't deliver.

Its all in the foreplay, the heart beat and the rhythm

If anyone is interested, like genuinely wants to know, im more then happy to share the knowledge. PM me x

I call BS. Trust me, anyone I meet off here would struggle to get me to cum at all. I know my body very well and no liquids emit from my nether regions when I do cum.

How can i prove this?

I ask that the mr get in touch. I swear no time wasting. There is 10% a method too it and with practice and patience it can be done.

The outliers are.

Start slow, kiss touch and just kind of get the flow of things running. Dont go straight in for the kill.

Always lick and eat pussy but not for too long.

Make sure to know where The G spot is.

Use two fingers only half way in.

Dont move in and out, more up and down.

Do this and stop when the orgasm is about to happen, calm the heart down, then start again.

Do this twice.

On the third time, female to hold orgasm back as long as possible, male to move fingers up and down extremely fast.

Pull out as the orgasm happens then flick the clit side to side radically.

Done right, guaranteed squirt.

There is more detail to it but if you understand womens bodys its so easy."

My friend, I guarantee this is not going to make random fluids emit from my vay-jay-jay. I know my body and how it works.

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

Its just piss isn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Its just piss isn’t it? "

Apparently not, the skene's glands, the size of a grain of rice, produces it all.

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By *irty desireWoman  over a year ago

newcatle


"I hadn’t or didn’t think i did, until now a close friend showed me he could make me.. its all in the technique

As i said. Its all in the method."

But you don’t have to orgasm to gush

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Its just piss isn’t it? "

Urinusmaximusmiss

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By *eliciousladyWoman  over a year ago

Sometimes U.K


"Its all in the foreplay, the heart beat and the rhythm..

Done right, guaranteed squirt.."

Just not going to happen.,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Many claim they have never squirted or dont squirt.

There is actually a method to get this done for a woman. Its not simple but with practice any man can do it. I know this because, and i don't mean to brag here, i have not yet had a sexual encounter where this was asked and i couldn't deliver.

Its all in the foreplay, the heart beat and the rhythm

If anyone is interested, like genuinely wants to know, im more then happy to share the knowledge. PM me x

I call BS. Trust me, anyone I meet off here would struggle to get me to cum at all. I know my body very well and no liquids emit from my nether regions when I do cum.

How can i prove this?

I ask that the mr get in touch. I swear no time wasting. There is 10% a method too it and with practice and patience it can be done.

The outliers are.

Start slow, kiss touch and just kind of get the flow of things running. Dont go straight in for the kill.

Always lick and eat pussy but not for too long.

Make sure to know where The G spot is.

Use two fingers only half way in.

Dont move in and out, more up and down.

Do this and stop when the orgasm is about to happen, calm the heart down, then start again.

Do this twice.

On the third time, female to hold orgasm back as long as possible, male to move fingers up and down extremely fast.

Pull out as the orgasm happens then flick the clit side to side radically.

Done right, guaranteed squirt.

There is more detail to it but if you understand womens bodys its so easy."

Is this lecture available on audio tape?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ive never squirted or gushed ever"

You need to PM Adrian the Thick!!!

There isn't a woman he has failed with........that sounds like a money back guarantee

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Many claim they have never squirted or dont squirt.

There is actually a method to get this done for a woman. Its not simple but with practice any man can do it. I know this because, and i don't mean to brag here, i have not yet had a sexual encounter where this was asked and i couldn't deliver.

Its all in the foreplay, the heart beat and the rhythm

If anyone is interested, like genuinely wants to know, im more then happy to share the knowledge. PM me x

I call BS. Trust me, anyone I meet off here would struggle to get me to cum at all. I know my body very well and no liquids emit from my nether regions when I do cum.

How can i prove this?

I ask that the mr get in touch. I swear no time wasting. There is 10% a method too it and with practice and patience it can be done.

The outliers are.

Start slow, kiss touch and just kind of get the flow of things running. Dont go straight in for the kill.

Always lick and eat pussy but not for too long.

Make sure to know where The G spot is.

Use two fingers only half way in.

Dont move in and out, more up and down.

Do this and stop when the orgasm is about to happen, calm the heart down, then start again.

Do this twice.

On the third time, female to hold orgasm back as long as possible, male to move fingers up and down extremely fast.

Pull out as the orgasm happens then flick the clit side to side radically.

Done right, guaranteed squirt.

There is more detail to it but if you understand womens bodys its so easy."

What about if the orgasm isnt happening even after the third time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Many claim they have never squirted or dont squirt.

There is actually a method to get this done for a woman. Its not simple but with practice any man can do it. I know this because, and i don't mean to brag here, i have not yet had a sexual encounter where this was asked and i couldn't deliver.

Its all in the foreplay, the heart beat and the rhythm

If anyone is interested, like genuinely wants to know, im more then happy to share the knowledge. PM me x

I call BS. Trust me, anyone I meet off here would struggle to get me to cum at all. I know my body very well and no liquids emit from my nether regions when I do cum.

How can i prove this?

I ask that the mr get in touch. I swear no time wasting. There is 10% a method too it and with practice and patience it can be done.

The outliers are.

Start slow, kiss touch and just kind of get the flow of things running. Dont go straight in for the kill.

Always lick and eat pussy but not for too long.

Make sure to know where The G spot is.

Use two fingers only half way in.

Dont move in and out, more up and down.

Do this and stop when the orgasm is about to happen, calm the heart down, then start again.

Do this twice.

On the third time, female to hold orgasm back as long as possible, male to move fingers up and down extremely fast.

Pull out as the orgasm happens then flick the clit side to side radically.

Done right, guaranteed squirt.

There is more detail to it but if you understand womens bodys its so easy.

My friend, I guarantee this is not going to make random fluids emit from my vay-jay-jay. I know my body and how it works."

He said he needs to speak to the Mr. How on earth would you understand how a woman's body works? Leave it to the men.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Many claim they have never squirted or dont squirt.

There is actually a method to get this done for a woman. Its not simple but with practice any man can do it. I know this because, and i don't mean to brag here, i have not yet had a sexual encounter where this was asked and i couldn't deliver.

Its all in the foreplay, the heart beat and the rhythm

If anyone is interested, like genuinely wants to know, im more then happy to share the knowledge. PM me x

I call BS. Trust me, anyone I meet off here would struggle to get me to cum at all. I know my body very well and no liquids emit from my nether regions when I do cum.

How can i prove this?

I ask that the mr get in touch. I swear no time wasting. There is 10% a method too it and with practice and patience it can be done.

The outliers are.

Start slow, kiss touch and just kind of get the flow of things running. Dont go straight in for the kill.

Always lick and eat pussy but not for too long.

Make sure to know where The G spot is.

Use two fingers only half way in.

Dont move in and out, more up and down.

Do this and stop when the orgasm is about to happen, calm the heart down, then start again.

Do this twice.

On the third time, female to hold orgasm back as long as possible, male to move fingers up and down extremely fast.

Pull out as the orgasm happens then flick the clit side to side radically.

Done right, guaranteed squirt.

There is more detail to it but if you understand womens bodys its so easy.

My friend, I guarantee this is not going to make random fluids emit from my vay-jay-jay. I know my body and how it works.

He said he needs to speak to the Mr. How on earth would you understand how a woman's body works? Leave it to the men. "

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North


"Its just piss isn’t it?

Apparently not, the skene's glands, the size of a grain of rice, produces it all. "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Many claim they have never squirted or dont squirt.

There is actually a method to get this done for a woman. Its not simple but with practice any man can do it. I know this because, and i don't mean to brag here, i have not yet had a sexual encounter where this was asked and i couldn't deliver.

Its all in the foreplay, the heart beat and the rhythm

If anyone is interested, like genuinely wants to know, im more then happy to share the knowledge. PM me x

I call BS. Trust me, anyone I meet off here would struggle to get me to cum at all. I know my body very well and no liquids emit from my nether regions when I do cum.

How can i prove this?

I ask that the mr get in touch. I swear no time wasting. There is 10% a method too it and with practice and patience it can be done.

The outliers are.

Start slow, kiss touch and just kind of get the flow of things running. Dont go straight in for the kill.

Always lick and eat pussy but not for too long.

Make sure to know where The G spot is.

Use two fingers only half way in.

Dont move in and out, more up and down.

Do this and stop when the orgasm is about to happen, calm the heart down, then start again.

Do this twice.

On the third time, female to hold orgasm back as long as possible, male to move fingers up and down extremely fast.

Pull out as the orgasm happens then flick the clit side to side radically.

Done right, guaranteed squirt.

There is more detail to it but if you understand womens bodys its so easy.

My friend, I guarantee this is not going to make random fluids emit from my vay-jay-jay. I know my body and how it works.

He said he needs to speak to the Mr. How on earth would you understand how a woman's body works? Leave it to the men. "

Sorry, yes, you're right. I have no idea how my bits and pieces work. Mr will send an Owl to Adrian shortly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ive never squirted or gushed ever

You need to PM Adrian the Thick!!!

There isn't a woman he has failed with........that sounds like a money back guarantee "

Buy one get one free

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I didn't squirt or gush until I was 50. Thought it was a myth before then. It feels so different than when you're bursting for a wee too.

I can gush on and off for ages if I'm turned on enough. Doesn't always have to be with any physical stimulation either. My longest session was over 7 hours. I was having video sex with a guy I'd known for ages. He'd already turned me on and was then watching me gushing. All I could hear was his gentle voice through my earphones saying beautiful things and telling me what he could see happening.

I'm sure I'm not the only one like this.

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By *ushtakerMan  over a year ago

Preston


"Ive never squirted or gushed ever"

We should resolve this matter xxx

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By *umstibleMan  over a year ago

Colindale


"Many claim they have never squirted or dont squirt.

There is actually a method to get this done for a woman. Its not simple but with practice any man can do it. I know this because, and i don't mean to brag here, i have not yet had a sexual encounter where this was asked and i couldn't deliver.

Its all in the foreplay, the heart beat and the rhythm

If anyone is interested, like genuinely wants to know, im more then happy to share the knowledge. PM me x

I call BS. Trust me, anyone I meet off here would struggle to get me to cum at all. I know my body very well and no liquids emit from my nether regions when I do cum.

How can i prove this?

I ask that the mr get in touch. I swear no time wasting. There is 10% a method too it and with practice and patience it can be done.

The outliers are.

Start slow, kiss touch and just kind of get the flow of things running. Dont go straight in for the kill.

Always lick and eat pussy but not for too long.

Make sure to know where The G spot is.

Use two fingers only half way in.

Dont move in and out, more up and down.

Do this and stop when the orgasm is about to happen, calm the heart down, then start again.

Do this twice.

On the third time, female to hold orgasm back as long as possible, male to move fingers up and down extremely fast.

Pull out as the orgasm happens then flick the clit side to side radically.

Done right, guaranteed squirt.

There is more detail to it but if you understand womens bodys its so easy.

My friend, I guarantee this is not going to make random fluids emit from my vay-jay-jay. I know my body and how it works.

He said he needs to speak to the Mr. How on earth would you understand how a woman's body works? Leave it to the men.

Sorry, yes, you're right. I have no idea how my bits and pieces work. Mr will send an Owl to Adrian shortly "

I understand where you guys are coming from and i dont claim to know a womans body better then her, i never made such a claim.

The reason i said ill explain it to the mr is because he would be the one doing the deed!

I dont know how a woman can make herself squirt, i only know how a man can make a woman squirt, there for i need to explain it to the mr!

As for the rest of the comments, go through the thread. There are women and men here who claim it is possible amd that there is a method to it. once you get used to it, that its pretty easy.

Dont take my word for it? Fine, what about everyone else who has had similar experiences?

A lady managed to do it after the age of 50! Its right there for you to read.

I stand by what i said. With the very little knowledge i have, i have made it work, i may have no way of proving this, i can't ask you to believe me thru faith either but the truth is i came here with good intentions, i actually wanted to help or assist. In the least sexual way possible, again, i understand the reaction but i dont understand the place its coming from. Not everyone is a bad person out to get you, some of us are actually good people trying to help. Thats all

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London

“...then flick the clit side to side radically.”

Radically?!

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By *umstibleMan  over a year ago

Colindale


"“...then flick the clit side to side radically.”

Radically?! "

bad choice of wording i agree.

I should have just left this thread. Ive dug in too deep now lol

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By *urora1912Woman  over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

Only 1 guy has ever made me

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By * Plus ECouple  over a year ago

The South


"Many claim they have never squirted or dont squirt.

There is actually a method to get this done for a woman. Its not simple but with practice any man can do it. I know this because, and i don't mean to brag here, i have not yet had a sexual encounter where this was asked and i couldn't deliver.

Its all in the foreplay, the heart beat and the rhythm

If anyone is interested, like genuinely wants to know, im more then happy to share the knowledge. PM me x

I call BS. Trust me, anyone I meet off here would struggle to get me to cum at all. I know my body very well and no liquids emit from my nether regions when I do cum.

How can i prove this?

I ask that the mr get in touch. I swear no time wasting. There is 10% a method too it and with practice and patience it can be done.

The outliers are.

Start slow, kiss touch and just kind of get the flow of things running. Dont go straight in for the kill.

Always lick and eat pussy but not for too long.

Make sure to know where The G spot is.

Use two fingers only half way in.

Dont move in and out, more up and down.

Do this and stop when the orgasm is about to happen, calm the heart down, then start again.

Do this twice.

On the third time, female to hold orgasm back as long as possible, male to move fingers up and down extremely fast.

Pull out as the orgasm happens then flick the clit side to side radically.

Done right, guaranteed squirt.

There is more detail to it but if you understand womens bodys its so easy.

My friend, I guarantee this is not going to make random fluids emit from my vay-jay-jay. I know my body and how it works.

He said he needs to speak to the Mr. How on earth would you understand how a woman's body works? Leave it to the men. "

You go make a sandwich love, while I show your husband how to make you squirt like a Vegas waterpark.

E

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Adrian, I have pelvic nerve damage. I can't really feel the left side of my vulva and my clitoris has a habit of going numb. If someone puts their fingers kinda halfway inside my vagina, I can't feel a fucking thing most of the time because I have limited sensation.

The only person in the world apart from me who can get anything out of my fadge is my husband.

You could "educate" him to your heart's content. You could tell him how utterly incompetent he is at understanding his wife's body - the woman he's been fucking for 17 years. You could invoke the Lord Almighty himself and you'd be lucky if you ever got my love muscles to acknowledge your very existence.

I'm sick of being told that just because my body does something one way, that it's wrong etc. There is nothing from a sexual sense that works the same way for absolutely every body.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Only 1 guy has ever made me "

Views from atop of the bell tower!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"“...then flick the clit side to side radically.”

Radically?!

bad choice of wording i agree.

I should have just left this thread. Ive dug in too deep now lol"

This thread is awesome.

Adrian you are truly the Jedi of squirting.

The force is strong with you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Many claim they have never squirted or dont squirt.

There is actually a method to get this done for a woman. Its not simple but with practice any man can do it. I know this because, and i don't mean to brag here, i have not yet had a sexual encounter where this was asked and i couldn't deliver.

Its all in the foreplay, the heart beat and the rhythm

If anyone is interested, like genuinely wants to know, im more then happy to share the knowledge. PM me x

I call BS. Trust me, anyone I meet off here would struggle to get me to cum at all. I know my body very well and no liquids emit from my nether regions when I do cum.

How can i prove this?

I ask that the mr get in touch. I swear no time wasting. There is 10% a method too it and with practice and patience it can be done.

The outliers are.

Start slow, kiss touch and just kind of get the flow of things running. Dont go straight in for the kill.

Always lick and eat pussy but not for too long.

Make sure to know where The G spot is.

Use two fingers only half way in.

Dont move in and out, more up and down.

Do this and stop when the orgasm is about to happen, calm the heart down, then start again.

Do this twice.

On the third time, female to hold orgasm back as long as possible, male to move fingers up and down extremely fast.

Pull out as the orgasm happens then flick the clit side to side radically.

Done right, guaranteed squirt.

There is more detail to it but if you understand womens bodys its so easy.

My friend, I guarantee this is not going to make random fluids emit from my vay-jay-jay. I know my body and how it works."

Oh you got to try out the Squirter Kings technique.. you dunno what your missing girl

You’ll be squirting like niagra falls

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ive never squirted or gushed ever

You need to PM Adrian the Thick!!!

There isn't a woman he has failed with........that sounds like a money back guarantee "

Tried & Tested buy not many invested

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By *cottish guy 555Man  over a year ago

London


"Many claim they have never squirted or dont squirt.

There is actually a method to get this done for a woman. Its not simple but with practice any man can do it. I know this because, and i don't mean to brag here, i have not yet had a sexual encounter where this was asked and i couldn't deliver.

Its all in the foreplay, the heart beat and the rhythm

If anyone is interested, like genuinely wants to know, im more then happy to share the knowledge. PM me x

I call BS. Trust me, anyone I meet off here would struggle to get me to cum at all. I know my body very well and no liquids emit from my nether regions when I do cum."

I beg to differ. Met a chap at a club once who said he could make any lady squirt.

Was sceptical until I saw him do just that to 3 different ladies in a row including a friend of mine who had never squirted in her life

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan  over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

Oh Adrian... your username has become quite ironic this evening...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Many claim they have never squirted or dont squirt.

There is actually a method to get this done for a woman. Its not simple but with practice any man can do it. I know this because, and i don't mean to brag here, i have not yet had a sexual encounter where this was asked and i couldn't deliver.

Its all in the foreplay, the heart beat and the rhythm

If anyone is interested, like genuinely wants to know, im more then happy to share the knowledge. PM me x

I call BS. Trust me, anyone I meet off here would struggle to get me to cum at all. I know my body very well and no liquids emit from my nether regions when I do cum.

How can i prove this?

I ask that the mr get in touch. I swear no time wasting. There is 10% a method too it and with practice and patience it can be done.

The outliers are.

Start slow, kiss touch and just kind of get the flow of things running. Dont go straight in for the kill.

Always lick and eat pussy but not for too long.

Make sure to know where The G spot is.

Use two fingers only half way in.

Dont move in and out, more up and down.

Do this and stop when the orgasm is about to happen, calm the heart down, then start again.

Do this twice.

On the third time, female to hold orgasm back as long as possible, male to move fingers up and down extremely fast.

Pull out as the orgasm happens then flick the clit side to side radically.

Done right, guaranteed squirt.

There is more detail to it but if you understand womens bodys its so easy.

My friend, I guarantee this is not going to make random fluids emit from my vay-jay-jay. I know my body and how it works.

Oh you got to try out the Squirter Kings technique.. you dunno what your missing girl

You’ll be squirting like niagra falls "

If I ever squirt, I'll bottle it up and post it recorded delivery to Islington.

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By *cottish guy 555Man  over a year ago

London


"Many claim they have never squirted or dont squirt.

There is actually a method to get this done for a woman. Its not simple but with practice any man can do it. I know this because, and i don't mean to brag here, i have not yet had a sexual encounter where this was asked and i couldn't deliver.

Its all in the foreplay, the heart beat and the rhythm

If anyone is interested, like genuinely wants to know, im more then happy to share the knowledge. PM me x

I call BS. Trust me, anyone I meet off here would struggle to get me to cum at all. I know my body very well and no liquids emit from my nether regions when I do cum.

How can i prove this?

I ask that the mr get in touch. I swear no time wasting. There is 10% a method too it and with practice and patience it can be done.

The outliers are.

Start slow, kiss touch and just kind of get the flow of things running. Dont go straight in for the kill.

Always lick and eat pussy but not for too long.

Make sure to know where The G spot is.

Use two fingers only half way in.

Dont move in and out, more up and down.

Do this and stop when the orgasm is about to happen, calm the heart down, then start again.

Do this twice.

On the third time, female to hold orgasm back as long as possible, male to move fingers up and down extremely fast.

Pull out as the orgasm happens then flick the clit side to side radically.

Done right, guaranteed squirt.

There is more detail to it but if you understand womens bodys its so easy."

And it didn't involve half of that

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Many claim they have never squirted or dont squirt.

There is actually a method to get this done for a woman. Its not simple but with practice any man can do it. I know this because, and i don't mean to brag here, i have not yet had a sexual encounter where this was asked and i couldn't deliver.

Its all in the foreplay, the heart beat and the rhythm

If anyone is interested, like genuinely wants to know, im more then happy to share the knowledge. PM me x

I call BS. Trust me, anyone I meet off here would struggle to get me to cum at all. I know my body very well and no liquids emit from my nether regions when I do cum.

I beg to differ. Met a chap at a club once who said he could make any lady squirt.

Was sceptical until I saw him do just that to 3 different ladies in a row including a friend of mine who had never squirted in her life "

I met a guy who said everyone can shit through their arsehole. Then he met a man with a stoma bag and discovered the error of his ways.

Whatever you've seen The Messiah do in a club, it doesn't mean that those 3 women are representative of every woman on planet Earth. There's about 3.5 billion of us on this rock - what else does EVERY single woman do the same, apart from cascading liquids out of their gash?

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By * and R cple4Couple  over a year ago

swansea


"Many claim they have never squirted or dont squirt.

There is actually a method to get this done for a woman. Its not simple but with practice any man can do it. I know this because, and i don't mean to brag here, i have not yet had a sexual encounter where this was asked and i couldn't deliver.

Its all in the foreplay, the heart beat and the rhythm

If anyone is interested, like genuinely wants to know, im more then happy to share the knowledge. PM me x

I call BS. Trust me, anyone I meet off here would struggle to get me to cum at all. I know my body very well and no liquids emit from my nether regions when I do cum.

How can i prove this?

I ask that the mr get in touch. I swear no time wasting. There is 10% a method too it and with practice and patience it can be done.

The outliers are.

Start slow, kiss touch and just kind of get the flow of things running. Dont go straight in for the kill.

Always lick and eat pussy but not for too long.

Make sure to know where The G spot is.

Use two fingers only half way in.

Dont move in and out, more up and down.

Do this and stop when the orgasm is about to happen, calm the heart down, then start again.

Do this twice.

On the third time, female to hold orgasm back as long as possible, male to move fingers up and down extremely fast.

Pull out as the orgasm happens then flick the clit side to side radically.

Done right, guaranteed squirt.

There is more detail to it but if you understand womens bodys its so easy.

My friend, I guarantee this is not going to make random fluids emit from my vay-jay-jay. I know my body and how it works.

He said he needs to speak to the Mr. How on earth would you understand how a woman's body works? Leave it to the men. "

This makes me cringe when men try to tell women that they know a women’s body better than she does .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Many claim they have never squirted or dont squirt.

There is actually a method to get this done for a woman. Its not simple but with practice any man can do it. I know this because, and i don't mean to brag here, i have not yet had a sexual encounter where this was asked and i couldn't deliver.

Its all in the foreplay, the heart beat and the rhythm

If anyone is interested, like genuinely wants to know, im more then happy to share the knowledge. PM me x

I call BS. Trust me, anyone I meet off here would struggle to get me to cum at all. I know my body very well and no liquids emit from my nether regions when I do cum.

How can i prove this?

I ask that the mr get in touch. I swear no time wasting. There is 10% a method too it and with practice and patience it can be done.

The outliers are.

Start slow, kiss touch and just kind of get the flow of things running. Dont go straight in for the kill.

Always lick and eat pussy but not for too long.

Make sure to know where The G spot is.

Use two fingers only half way in.

Dont move in and out, more up and down.

Do this and stop when the orgasm is about to happen, calm the heart down, then start again.

Do this twice.

On the third time, female to hold orgasm back as long as possible, male to move fingers up and down extremely fast.

Pull out as the orgasm happens then flick the clit side to side radically.

Done right, guaranteed squirt.

There is more detail to it but if you understand womens bodys its so easy.

My friend, I guarantee this is not going to make random fluids emit from my vay-jay-jay. I know my body and how it works.

Oh you got to try out the Squirter Kings technique.. you dunno what your missing girl

You’ll be squirting like niagra falls

If I ever squirt, I'll bottle it up and post it recorded delivery to Islington."

I’ll pm you my addy

I’ll invest in your business

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Many claim they have never squirted or dont squirt.

There is actually a method to get this done for a woman. Its not simple but with practice any man can do it. I know this because, and i don't mean to brag here, i have not yet had a sexual encounter where this was asked and i couldn't deliver.

Its all in the foreplay, the heart beat and the rhythm

If anyone is interested, like genuinely wants to know, im more then happy to share the knowledge. PM me x

I call BS. Trust me, anyone I meet off here would struggle to get me to cum at all. I know my body very well and no liquids emit from my nether regions when I do cum.

How can i prove this?

I ask that the mr get in touch. I swear no time wasting. There is 10% a method too it and with practice and patience it can be done.

The outliers are.

Start slow, kiss touch and just kind of get the flow of things running. Dont go straight in for the kill.

Always lick and eat pussy but not for too long.

Make sure to know where The G spot is.

Use two fingers only half way in.

Dont move in and out, more up and down.

Do this and stop when the orgasm is about to happen, calm the heart down, then start again.

Do this twice.

On the third time, female to hold orgasm back as long as possible, male to move fingers up and down extremely fast.

Pull out as the orgasm happens then flick the clit side to side radically.

Done right, guaranteed squirt.

There is more detail to it but if you understand womens bodys its so easy.

My friend, I guarantee this is not going to make random fluids emit from my vay-jay-jay. I know my body and how it works.

Oh you got to try out the Squirter Kings technique.. you dunno what your missing girl

You’ll be squirting like niagra falls

If I ever squirt, I'll bottle it up and post it recorded delivery to Islington.

I’ll pm you my addy

I’ll invest in your business

"

It might be a short business plan

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan  over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK


"Many claim they have never squirted or dont squirt.

There is actually a method to get this done for a woman. Its not simple but with practice any man can do it. I know this because, and i don't mean to brag here, i have not yet had a sexual encounter where this was asked and i couldn't deliver.

Its all in the foreplay, the heart beat and the rhythm

If anyone is interested, like genuinely wants to know, im more then happy to share the knowledge. PM me x

I call BS. Trust me, anyone I meet off here would struggle to get me to cum at all. I know my body very well and no liquids emit from my nether regions when I do cum.

How can i prove this?

I ask that the mr get in touch. I swear no time wasting. There is 10% a method too it and with practice and patience it can be done.

The outliers are.

Start slow, kiss touch and just kind of get the flow of things running. Dont go straight in for the kill.

Always lick and eat pussy but not for too long.

Make sure to know where The G spot is.

Use two fingers only half way in.

Dont move in and out, more up and down.

Do this and stop when the orgasm is about to happen, calm the heart down, then start again.

Do this twice.

On the third time, female to hold orgasm back as long as possible, male to move fingers up and down extremely fast.

Pull out as the orgasm happens then flick the clit side to side radically.

Done right, guaranteed squirt.

There is more detail to it but if you understand womens bodys its so easy.

My friend, I guarantee this is not going to make random fluids emit from my vay-jay-jay. I know my body and how it works.

Oh you got to try out the Squirter Kings technique.. you dunno what your missing girl

You’ll be squirting like niagra falls

If I ever squirt, I'll bottle it up and post it recorded delivery to Islington.

I’ll pm you my addy

I’ll invest in your business

"

There’s always one pitch on Dragons Den that makes you cringe...

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman  over a year ago

Southampton

I didn't until last year and now I can't control it! If you hit the right spot prepare to be soaked

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

For me it's a two way thing, I've had to 'train' myself how to do it just as much as a guy knows what he's doing....and it's completely separate from an orgasm! It's a totally different feeling of release for me anyway. Can't speak for anyone else as we're all different. Not every woman can orgasm through penetration so I very much doubt it's possible for every woman to squirt!

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan  over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

I’ve managed to make one woman squirt, with guidance from her husband... and it certainly isn’t the technique mentioned by someone up above...

I would imagine that not every woman can, and those that can require different stimulation to each other

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By *unxxxMan  over a year ago

Leicester

You da man Adrian

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By *urora1912Woman  over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia


"Only 1 guy has ever made me

Views from atop of the bell tower!"

Haha!

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By *unxxxMan  over a year ago

Leicester

Not enough its as horny as

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Only ever squirted with one man so married him! I love squirt!

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan  over a year ago

Birmingham


"I didn't until last year and now I can't control it! If you hit the right spot prepare to be soaked "

Now that's and experience id say yes to any day of the week x

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By *rMardyMsGrimmCouple  over a year ago

near yonder

I didn’t think I did until I met guys that just knew how to make it happen, it’s very... surprising!

What I would say though is afterward I’m quite drained!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Why are men so obsessed with getting women to squirt?! I don't get it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I didn't squirt or gush until I was 50. Thought it was a myth before then. It feels so different than when you're bursting for a wee too.

I can gush on and off for ages if I'm turned on enough. Doesn't always have to be with any physical stimulation either. My longest session was over 7 hours. I was having video sex with a guy I'd known for ages. He'd already turned me on and was then watching me gushing. All I could hear was his gentle voice through my earphones saying beautiful things and telling me what he could see happening.

I'm sure I'm not the only one like this."

I think most women would need to pee after 7 hours

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why are men so obsessed with getting women to squirt?! I don't get it "

Some of us don't because we know actually what it actually means!

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By *umstibleMan  over a year ago

Colindale


"Adrian, I have pelvic nerve damage. I can't really feel the left side of my vulva and my clitoris has a habit of going numb. If someone puts their fingers kinda halfway inside my vagina, I can't feel a fucking thing most of the time because I have limited sensation.

The only person in the world apart from me who can get anything out of my fadge is my husband.

You could "educate" him to your heart's content. You could tell him how utterly incompetent he is at understanding his wife's body - the woman he's been fucking for 17 years. You could invoke the Lord Almighty himself and you'd be lucky if you ever got my love muscles to acknowledge your very existence.

I'm sick of being told that just because my body does something one way, that it's wrong etc. There is nothing from a sexual sense that works the same way for absolutely every body. "

This is unfair and incorrect. Not once did i say anything like your doing it wrong or only my methods work etc

Its obscene to think all women are the same for one thing and even more obscene to think that there is only one way to make this work.

Again, please read other users comments. why pick on me? (Not just you but for all)

I accept that giving a 'guarantee' was maybe stretching it. Definitely stretching it even. didn't think about the people in your situation or with other medical issues. Or maybe i didn't consider a whole other spectrum that i am still unaware of. I apologies deeply for this.

All the jokes and comments that have been made towards me are still hurtful.

I genuinely just wanted to share knowledge and help.

Although everyone here thinks im coming from a bad place or im exaggerating i still stand by what i said. My own personal experience has provided me with this information. Do what you will with it.

Just don't put words in my mouth or take me for a fool.

This is not for you, but for everyone.

There is no reason to be rude peeps, I've said nothing bad about no one. Yet all ive received is hate. Not one attempt to even meet me with a argument coming with good intentions. Just horrible comments. Its uncalled for.

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

There's a lot of women on this thread who are saying only one man ever made them squirt, so obviously it is technique. Or one man did it and now they can't stop.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


" I accept that giving a 'guarantee' was maybe stretching it. Definitely stretching it even. didn't think about the people in your situation or with other medical issues. Or maybe i didn't consider a whole other spectrum that i am still unaware of. I apologies deeply for this. "

No 1 - I haven't abused you once.

No 2 - the phrase above says it all. Squirting is just one example where people who have limited experience outside of their own sphere fail to consider that there might indeed be people who don't fit their vision of how things are/should be.

Aside from my nerve injury issues, I can guarantee to you that NOT every woman can squirt. Women have a hard enough time sexually getting people to listen to them and their bodies. I don't want to be told by someone else what my body can do or indeed what it should be able to do. I know my body. I've inhabited it for very nearly 35 years and I am exceptionally well tuned to it sexually because I've been exploring my sexual being for longer than I can discuss here.

Separately to squirting, I'm also sick of things like "everyone can go for a run, everyone can cycle". It's pervasive that people make sweeping generalisations without stopping to think that actually, people are not all the same.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I didn't squirt or gush until I was 50. Thought it was a myth before then. It feels so different than when you're bursting for a wee too.

I can gush on and off for ages if I'm turned on enough. Doesn't always have to be with any physical stimulation either. My longest session was over 7 hours. I was having video sex with a guy I'd known for ages. He'd already turned me on and was then watching me gushing. All I could hear was his gentle voice through my earphones saying beautiful things and telling me what he could see happening.

I'm sure I'm not the only one like this.

I think most women would need to pee after 7 hours "

We stopped for a short break during that time.

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By * and R cple4Couple  over a year ago

swansea


" I accept that giving a 'guarantee' was maybe stretching it. Definitely stretching it even. didn't think about the people in your situation or with other medical issues. Or maybe i didn't consider a whole other spectrum that i am still unaware of. I apologies deeply for this.

No 1 - I haven't abused you once.

No 2 - the phrase above says it all. Squirting is just one example where people who have limited experience outside of their own sphere fail to consider that there might indeed be people who don't fit their vision of how things are/should be.

Aside from my nerve injury issues, I can guarantee to you that NOT every woman can squirt. Women have a hard enough time sexually getting people to listen to them and their bodies. I don't want to be told by someone else what my body can do or indeed what it should be able to do. I know my body. I've inhabited it for very nearly 35 years and I am exceptionally well tuned to it sexually because I've been exploring my sexual being for longer than I can discuss here.

Separately to squirting, I'm also sick of things like "everyone can go for a run, everyone can cycle". It's pervasive that people make sweeping generalisations without stopping to think that actually, people are not all the same."

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By *umstibleMan  over a year ago

Colindale


" I accept that giving a 'guarantee' was maybe stretching it. Definitely stretching it even. didn't think about the people in your situation or with other medical issues. Or maybe i didn't consider a whole other spectrum that i am still unaware of. I apologies deeply for this.

No 1 - I haven't abused you once.

No 2 - the phrase above says it all. Squirting is just one example where people who have limited experience outside of their own sphere fail to consider that there might indeed be people who don't fit their vision of how things are/should be.

Aside from my nerve injury issues, I can guarantee to you that NOT every woman can squirt. Women have a hard enough time sexually getting people to listen to them and their bodies. I don't want to be told by someone else what my body can do or indeed what it should be able to do. I know my body. I've inhabited it for very nearly 35 years and I am exceptionally well tuned to it sexually because I've been exploring my sexual being for longer than I can discuss here.

Separately to squirting, I'm also sick of things like "everyone can go for a run, everyone can cycle". It's pervasive that people make sweeping generalisations without stopping to think that actually, people are not all the same."

Taking the piss and saying the mr was sending an owl definitely didn't help to be honest. Thats not what i call someone out to discuss something or have a genuine debate.

And im not just talking about you here either, all who made 'funny comments'

About my user name or about dragons den cringe. Its uncalled for. If you have an opinion, share it, its all good were here to discuss issues but dont come at me like im a child.

And if anyone wants to rebutte or discuss, all they had to do was say 'what about these type of women? Or what about this type of situation etc' i would have said, you know what thats a fair point maybe i haven't thought this out properly, let me word it differently. Sorry guys, i meant this has worked for me i hope it helps others, apologies for the misunderstanding.

Is that what happened? Is that what you or others did? I had to explain myself 3 times before we got this far.

Anyway, i apologies once more for my comments earlier. It was my ignorance of your situation and my being unthoughtfull of others, i meant no harm to anyone.

I have nothing more to say on the topic to be honest so i think ill leave it here

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By *igmaMan  over a year ago

Yorkshire

Well that went well!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Many claim they have never squirted or dont squirt.

There is actually a method to get this done for a woman. Its not simple but with practice any man can do it. I know this because, and i don't mean to brag here, i have not yet had a sexual encounter where this was asked and i couldn't deliver.

Its all in the foreplay, the heart beat and the rhythm

If anyone is interested, like genuinely wants to know, im more then happy to share the knowledge. PM me x

I call BS. Trust me, anyone I meet off here would struggle to get me to cum at all. I know my body very well and no liquids emit from my nether regions when I do cum.

How can i prove this?

I ask that the mr get in touch. I swear no time wasting. There is 10% a method too it and with practice and patience it can be done.

The outliers are.

Start slow, kiss touch and just kind of get the flow of things running. Dont go straight in for the kill.

Always lick and eat pussy but not for too long.

Make sure to know where The G spot is.

Use two fingers only half way in.

Dont move in and out, more up and down.

Do this and stop when the orgasm is about to happen, calm the heart down, then start again.

Do this twice.

On the third time, female to hold orgasm back as long as possible, male to move fingers up and down extremely fast.

Pull out as the orgasm happens then flick the clit side to side radically.

Done right, guaranteed squirt.

There is more detail to it but if you understand womens bodys its so easy.

My friend, I guarantee this is not going to make random fluids emit from my vay-jay-jay. I know my body and how it works.

He said he needs to speak to the Mr. How on earth would you understand how a woman's body works? Leave it to the men.

Sorry, yes, you're right. I have no idea how my bits and pieces work. Mr will send an Owl to Adrian shortly

I understand where you guys are coming from and i dont claim to know a womans body better then her, i never made such a claim.

The reason i said ill explain it to the mr is because he would be the one doing the deed!

I dont know how a woman can make herself squirt, i only know how a man can make a woman squirt, there for i need to explain it to the mr!

As for the rest of the comments, go through the thread. There are women and men here who claim it is possible amd that there is a method to it. once you get used to it, that its pretty easy.

Dont take my word for it? Fine, what about everyone else who has had similar experiences?

A lady managed to do it after the age of 50! Its right there for you to read.

I stand by what i said. With the very little knowledge i have, i have made it work, i may have no way of proving this, i can't ask you to believe me thru faith either but the truth is i came here with good intentions, i actually wanted to help or assist. In the least sexual way possible, again, i understand the reaction but i dont understand the place its coming from. Not everyone is a bad person out to get you, some of us are actually good people trying to help. Thats all "

Fair enough. My post wasn't at you personally, it was at men in general who tell women that they know best.

I don't want to squirt. I have told men this and they have told me it's fun, their method worked on other women, and they carried on trying anyway.

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By *ecretlivesCouple  over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

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By *ecretlivesCouple  over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

Saying you have a way to do something that has some very sketchy physiology in the first place (ie where is this massive quantity of fluid stored? it's piss with possibly/sometimes/highly debated secretions) is going to get some hard stares.

Trying to give a foolproof method is fool proof

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I used to say no chance then I met this guy who barely had to touch me. No finger banging no rapid clit banging and it was one after the other he completely drained me. Then someone did it by finger banging me then I met someone else that could make it happen with ease but even when he fucked me I would squirt. I enjoyed but none were orgasms and none have been my best fucks

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By * Plus ECouple  over a year ago

The South

I'm off to the kitchen to make a round of sandwiches while some of the menfolk decide on the best way to *lick/finger/fuck/touch me in a way that guarantees I *squirt/come/whatever experience "YOU" know that "I" want.

Its like foreplay and sex are some sort of ticklist or flow chart.

First you so this like this, here for 3.25 minutes, then you put that there etc.

We're all different, very different.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I do, sometimes. Well, it's more of a gush really, but still.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Many claim they have never squirted or dont squirt.

There is actually a method to get this done for a woman. Its not simple but with practice any man can do it. I know this because, and i don't mean to brag here, i have not yet had a sexual encounter where this was asked and i couldn't deliver.

Its all in the foreplay, the heart beat and the rhythm

If anyone is interested, like genuinely wants to know, im more then happy to share the knowledge. PM me x

I call BS. Trust me, anyone I meet off here would struggle to get me to cum at all. I know my body very well and no liquids emit from my nether regions when I do cum.

How can i prove this?

I ask that the mr get in touch. I swear no time wasting. There is 10% a method too it and with practice and patience it can be done.

The outliers are.

Start slow, kiss touch and just kind of get the flow of things running. Dont go straight in for the kill.

Always lick and eat pussy but not for too long.

Make sure to know where The G spot is.

Use two fingers only half way in.

Dont move in and out, more up and down.

Do this and stop when the orgasm is about to happen, calm the heart down, then start again.

Do this twice.

On the third time, female to hold orgasm back as long as possible, male to move fingers up and down extremely fast.

Pull out as the orgasm happens then flick the clit side to side radically.

Done right, guaranteed squirt.

There is more detail to it but if you understand womens bodys its so easy."

That would not make me squirt or gush. It would make me push the guy away as i hate a guy moving his fingers fast, it hurts me and causes physical problems.

Personally i havn't ever squirted or gushed and nor do i want to.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" I accept that giving a 'guarantee' was maybe stretching it. Definitely stretching it even. didn't think about the people in your situation or with other medical issues. Or maybe i didn't consider a whole other spectrum that i am still unaware of. I apologies deeply for this.

No 1 - I haven't abused you once.

No 2 - the phrase above says it all. Squirting is just one example where people who have limited experience outside of their own sphere fail to consider that there might indeed be people who don't fit their vision of how things are/should be.

Aside from my nerve injury issues, I can guarantee to you that NOT every woman can squirt. Women have a hard enough time sexually getting people to listen to them and their bodies. I don't want to be told by someone else what my body can do or indeed what it should be able to do. I know my body. I've inhabited it for very nearly 35 years and I am exceptionally well tuned to it sexually because I've been exploring my sexual being for longer than I can discuss here.

Separately to squirting, I'm also sick of things like "everyone can go for a run, everyone can cycle". It's pervasive that people make sweeping generalisations without stopping to think that actually, people are not all the same."

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By *urrey Dave 69Man  over a year ago

Epsom, Surrey

The technique described by the op is a good way to get a lady to squirt but he is wrong in claiming is that it is 100% in achieving that result.

There is an expression that I think needs to be included in every discussion of sexual techniques and that is “Everyone is Different”. What turns someone on, what makes them climax and what will make a lady squirt will differ depending on a combination of Physiological and physical factors.

Stimulation of the G Spot with two fingers pointing upwards and using a “come here” motion may result in an orgasm or squirting or both but for some ladies neither will be achieved first time but maybe will be with practice.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Meeee & only started recently

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wow, what a popcorn post!!

Very naive of Adrian with his 'guarantee' but I think he knows that now and has apologised. He got a bit of a hard time but I'm sure he has a thick skin.

Maybe next time you'll avoid the 'squirting' posts buddy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wow, what a popcorn post!!

Very naive of Adrian with his 'guarantee' but I think he knows that now and has apologised. He got a bit of a hard time but I'm sure he has a thick skin.

Maybe next time you'll avoid the 'squirting' posts buddy "

I hope he doesn't let it put him off posting. He comes across as a nice guy.

I feel like his post came from a good place of trying to help.

Come back Adrian.

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By *umstibleMan  over a year ago

Colindale


"Wow, what a popcorn post!!

Very naive of Adrian with his 'guarantee' but I think he knows that now and has apologised. He got a bit of a hard time but I'm sure he has a thick skin.

Maybe next time you'll avoid the 'squirting' posts buddy "

Very true. I should have just said i have a technique that works for me and left it but i got carried away only because i wanted to help. My wording was very naive and inconsiderate to say the least.

Thanks for reading the whole thread tho, as some people still giving abuse although i have now apologised twice lol

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By *umstibleMan  over a year ago

Colindale


"The technique described by the op is a good way to get a lady to squirt but he is wrong in claiming is that it is 100% in achieving that result.

There is an expression that I think needs to be included in every discussion of sexual techniques and that is “Everyone is Different”. What turns someone on, what makes them climax and what will make a lady squirt will differ depending on a combination of Physiological and physical factors.

Stimulation of the G Spot with two fingers pointing upwards and using a “come here” motion may result in an orgasm or squirting or both but for some ladies neither will be achieved first time but maybe will be with practice.

"

Its good to hear there are others that know the exact technique, the 'come here' motion is a perfect way to describe it. This has made me happy lol

My wording was definitely off, i now know this. Should have never given any guarantees and be more considering of others. But i know to put my hands up when im wrong, i can't say the same for others as the abuse hasn't really stopped yet lol

Thanks anyway for reading x

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By *umstibleMan  over a year ago

Colindale


"Wow, what a popcorn post!!

Very naive of Adrian with his 'guarantee' but I think he knows that now and has apologised. He got a bit of a hard time but I'm sure he has a thick skin.

Maybe next time you'll avoid the 'squirting' posts buddy

I hope he doesn't let it put him off posting. He comes across as a nice guy.

I feel like his post came from a good place of trying to help.

Come back Adrian. "

Thank you

Still here fighting the good fight lol

Jokes aside, I've learnt a lot here. It ended in a good place for me x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Many claim they have never squirted or dont squirt.

There is actually a method to get this done for a woman. Its not simple but with practice any man can do it. I know this because, and i don't mean to brag here, i have not yet had a sexual encounter where this was asked and i couldn't deliver.

Its all in the foreplay, the heart beat and the rhythm

If anyone is interested, like genuinely wants to know, im more then happy to share the knowledge. PM me x

I call BS. Trust me, anyone I meet off here would struggle to get me to cum at all. I know my body very well and no liquids emit from my nether regions when I do cum.

How can i prove this?

I ask that the mr get in touch. I swear no time wasting. There is 10% a method too it and with practice and patience it can be done.

The outliers are.

Start slow, kiss touch and just kind of get the flow of things running. Dont go straight in for the kill.

Always lick and eat pussy but not for too long.

Make sure to know where The G spot is.

Use two fingers only half way in.

Dont move in and out, more up and down.

Do this and stop when the orgasm is about to happen, calm the heart down, then start again.

Do this twice.

On the third time, female to hold orgasm back as long as possible, male to move fingers up and down extremely fast.

Pull out as the orgasm happens then flick the clit side to side radically.

Done right, guaranteed squirt.

There is more detail to it but if you understand womens bodys its so easy."

I'm going to struggle holding my phone to read this whilst putting it into action.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wow, what a popcorn post!!

Very naive of Adrian with his 'guarantee' but I think he knows that now and has apologised. He got a bit of a hard time but I'm sure he has a thick skin.

Maybe next time you'll avoid the 'squirting' posts buddy

I hope he doesn't let it put him off posting. He comes across as a nice guy.

I feel like his post came from a good place of trying to help.

Come back Adrian.

Thank you

Still here fighting the good fight lol

Jokes aside, I've learnt a lot here. It ended in a good place for me x"

If you were an arse you would have been snipey and defensive but you haven't been like that at all. I hope people read further down the thread and see that you are decent.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Many claim they have never squirted or dont squirt.

There is actually a method to get this done for a woman. Its not simple but with practice any man can do it. I know this because, and i don't mean to brag here, i have not yet had a sexual encounter where this was asked and i couldn't deliver.

Its all in the foreplay, the heart beat and the rhythm

If anyone is interested, like genuinely wants to know, im more then happy to share the knowledge. PM me x

I call BS. Trust me, anyone I meet off here would struggle to get me to cum at all. I know my body very well and no liquids emit from my nether regions when I do cum.

How can i prove this?

I ask that the mr get in touch. I swear no time wasting. There is 10% a method too it and with practice and patience it can be done.

The outliers are.

Start slow, kiss touch and just kind of get the flow of things running. Dont go straight in for the kill.

Always lick and eat pussy but not for too long.

Make sure to know where The G spot is.

Use two fingers only half way in.

Dont move in and out, more up and down.

Do this and stop when the orgasm is about to happen, calm the heart down, then start again.

Do this twice.

On the third time, female to hold orgasm back as long as possible, male to move fingers up and down extremely fast.

Pull out as the orgasm happens then flick the clit side to side radically.

Done right, guaranteed squirt.

There is more detail to it but if you understand womens bodys its so easy.

I'm going to struggle holding my phone to read this whilst putting it into action. "

Duck tape it to her stomach. In a clear plastic bag for obvious reasons. *splash*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Many claim they have never squirted or dont squirt.

There is actually a method to get this done for a woman. Its not simple but with practice any man can do it. I know this because, and i don't mean to brag here, i have not yet had a sexual encounter where this was asked and i couldn't deliver.

Its all in the foreplay, the heart beat and the rhythm

If anyone is interested, like genuinely wants to know, im more then happy to share the knowledge. PM me x

I call BS. Trust me, anyone I meet off here would struggle to get me to cum at all. I know my body very well and no liquids emit from my nether regions when I do cum.

How can i prove this?

I ask that the mr get in touch. I swear no time wasting. There is 10% a method too it and with practice and patience it can be done.

The outliers are.

Start slow, kiss touch and just kind of get the flow of things running. Dont go straight in for the kill.

Always lick and eat pussy but not for too long.

Make sure to know where The G spot is.

Use two fingers only half way in.

Dont move in and out, more up and down.

Do this and stop when the orgasm is about to happen, calm the heart down, then start again.

Do this twice.

On the third time, female to hold orgasm back as long as possible, male to move fingers up and down extremely fast.

Pull out as the orgasm happens then flick the clit side to side radically.

Done right, guaranteed squirt.

There is more detail to it but if you understand womens bodys its so easy.

I'm going to struggle holding my phone to read this whilst putting it into action.

Duck tape it to her stomach. In a clear plastic bag for obvious reasons. *splash*"

Great idea, also a beginners guide to bondage. Ladies look out!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think we need tutorial videos showing these techniques so we can understand the principals behind them.

Purely for research purposes only of course

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By *ablo minibar123Woman  over a year ago

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"I’ve managed to make one woman squirt, with guidance from her husband... and it certainly isn’t the technique mentioned by someone up above...

I would imagine that not every woman can, and those that can require different stimulation to each other"

Now there's a man who understands women

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By *igmaMan  over a year ago

Yorkshire


"I think we need tutorial videos showing these techniques so we can understand the principals behind them.

Purely for research purposes only of course "

Like the green cross code ones from the 70’s?

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By *ikkiHbiWoman  over a year ago

Cleethorpes

I'm a squirter, quite a lot aswell x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think we need tutorial videos showing these techniques so we can understand the principals behind them.

Purely for research purposes only of course

Like the green cross code ones from the 70’s?

"

Yes haha

Or Troy McClure from the Simpsons.

"Hi I'm Troy McClure you may remember me from such tutorials as 'How to sniff your own bum' and 'watersports, is it for you?'"

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By *ae1985Woman  over a year ago

kittenshire

I have found over the years very few who can make me squirt. But it does happen

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By *ogloomMan  over a year ago

Levens

So to all the ladies that do squirt and all the men yhat believe they can assist...

What does it for you? What do you do?

If their isnt one way for all then I want to hear all the ways. Then I can work through them systematically.

Should one prove successful I can then argue for a new mattress as my side of the bed has collapsed!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Glad to see things worked out Adrian

Now all you squirters out there, PM me please

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By *hezzababeWoman  over a year ago

Ashton

Yes I have a problem soaking my bed with a ex lover. But it didn't stop there, I warn some to have a bin liner and a towel. Sometimes have dry spells nothing flows out, and other times I'm like a fountain. If I'm intense to orgasm it comes out like having a big wee but it's not wee.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's definitely all in the technique. Yet to meet someone who thought they couldn't squirt until I managed to get them squirting

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By *igmaMan  over a year ago

Yorkshire


"I think we need tutorial videos showing these techniques so we can understand the principals behind them.

Purely for research purposes only of course

Like the green cross code ones from the 70’s?

Yes haha

Or Troy McClure from the Simpsons.

"Hi I'm Troy McClure you may remember me from such tutorials as 'How to sniff your own bum' and 'watersports, is it for you?'"

"

Think I know where Mystique get his thread ideas from

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By *eedAbuse4HubbyCouple  over a year ago

North West

Wtf is this thread??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think we need tutorial videos showing these techniques so we can understand the principals behind them.

Purely for research purposes only of course

Like the green cross code ones from the 70’s?

Yes haha

Or Troy McClure from the Simpsons.

"Hi I'm Troy McClure you may remember me from such tutorials as 'How to sniff your own bum' and 'watersports, is it for you?'"

Think I know where Mystique get his thread ideas from "

I can't wait for tonight's instalment

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