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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hey guys if you are reading this you just got to the Our Hot-Tub Party .

So come on in and enjoy the Dark Side for awhile.

We've got drinks...glow sticks...balls(beach ones too) rubber duckies, disco balls, dancing(dirty), Doughnuts(pink sprinkled and Krispy Creme) , body paint, spankings and paddles, blindfolds,cake with a stripper in it , Hot Fun Women,Pizza, You name it we got it!!

RULES: NOT A DAMN ONE

Just have a good time.... tell me what your doing... or who you are DOING at our Party !!

HAVE FUN and please don't behave... that's so boring!

Party Favors: Everybody leaves with a puppy

P.s. Somebody pick up Wonka because he will be here Even If I have to personally drag him here.

Esmeralda Hey Goregous if you help me catch his stubborn ass there's a Kiss and puppy in it for you !

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By *umstibleMan over a year ago

Colindale

Ill have a donut and a seat thanks. Ill be watching from afar until the filth gets going

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple over a year ago

Coventry

We'll stripping off, showering off and diving in straight in while the water fresh. Then hit some cocktails and bubbles.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ill have a donut and a seat thanks. Ill be watching from afar until the filth gets going

Hi Sunshine... you are the first to arrive ... A secret gift is waiting for you. YOU SURE YOU DONT WANT 2 doughnuts...

Ohhh and did you bring my capri-suns? I've got your Moonshine!!

NOW DROP YOUR KIT WERE ABOUT TO HAVE SOME FUN... MINUS WELL GET THIS PAR-TAY STARTED PUMPKIN

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ill have a donut and a seat thanks. Ill be watching from afar until the filth gets going

Ohhhhh is your face free xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We'll stripping off, showering off and diving in straight in while the water fresh. Then hit some cocktails and bubbles."

Now thats what I'm talking about!!!

Have lots of fun guys!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm bringing boobies and kisses xx

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By *umstibleMan over a year ago

Colindale

"Ill have a donut and a seat thanks. Ill be watching from afar until the filth gets going

Hi Sunshine... you are the first to arrive ... A secret gift is waiting for you. YOU SURE YOU DONT WANT 2 doughnuts...

Ohhh and did you bring my capri-suns? I've got your Moonshine!!

NOW DROP YOUR KIT WERE ABOUT TO HAVE SOME FUN... MINUS WELL GET THIS PAR-TAY STARTED PUMPKIN

Fine but only because you offered two donuts lol

The caprisuns... i got thirsty on the way

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By *umstibleMan over a year ago

Colindale

"Ill have a donut and a seat thanks. Ill be watching from afar until the filth gets going

Ohhhhh is your face free xx"

Lol always

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm bringing boobies and kisses xx"

Bring them ... we need as many as we can get!! Welcome to the party

so glad you made it guys!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I really don't want a puppy....I'm bringing the red shorts and a smile

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By *hePolyMathMan over a year ago

Walton on Thames

"We'll stripping off, showering off and diving in straight in while the water fresh. Then hit some cocktails and bubbles."

Great plan I'm always about the fresh bubbles -and with a chilled glass of Boll is simply divine. Once I am sufficiently pruned I shall be hitting up the bar area for some chit chat and perhaps wandering off with friends to avail my eyes of some live erotica.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I really don't want a puppy....I'm bringing the red shorts and a smile

Hell yes... do I get to Finally have a "Closer" look !! Still wondering whats on them !

Thats ok Wookie will take the other puppy for me!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ill have a donut and a seat thanks. Ill be watching from afar until the filth gets going

Hi Sunshine... you are the first to arrive ... A secret gift is waiting for you. YOU SURE YOU DONT WANT 2 doughnuts...

Ohhh and did you bring my capri-suns? I've got your Moonshine!!

NOW DROP YOUR KIT WERE ABOUT TO HAVE SOME FUN... MINUS WELL GET THIS PAR-TAY STARTED PUMPKIN

Fine but only because you offered two donuts lol

The caprisuns... i got thirsty on the way

I will show you THIRSTY !

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By *umstibleMan over a year ago

Colindale

"Ill have a donut and a seat thanks. Ill be watching from afar until the filth gets going

Hi Sunshine... you are the first to arrive ... A secret gift is waiting for you. YOU SURE YOU DONT WANT 2 doughnuts...

Ohhh and did you bring my capri-suns? I've got your Moonshine!!

NOW DROP YOUR KIT WERE ABOUT TO HAVE SOME FUN... MINUS WELL GET THIS PAR-TAY STARTED PUMPKIN

Fine but only because you offered two donuts lol

The caprisuns... i got thirsty on the way

I will show you THIRSTY !

Loooool im generally thirsty lol big boi needs big boi hydration

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We'll stripping off, showering off and diving in straight in while the water fresh. Then hit some cocktails and bubbles.

Drinks are on me

Cheers to you finding what you want to see ....

Maybe you should join and take a few pictures!! I'd FAB them for sure!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ill have a donut and a seat thanks. Ill be watching from afar until the filth gets going

Ohhhhh is your face free xx

Lol always

Brilliant xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm bringing boobies and kisses xx

Bring them ... we need as many as we can get!! Welcome to the party

so glad you made it guys!! "

Yayyyyyyy xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*sends a search party out for Wonka*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*sends a search party out for Wonka*"

OH the search party was called off 30 mins ago ... He is in the hot tub with me sipping a cold pint in one hand and he's got a noise maker in the other! Having the time if his life!!

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’m only coming if it’s a naked party. I want to see all the wonka bars

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*sends a search party out for Wonka*

OH the search party was called off 30 mins ago ... He is in the hot tub with me sipping a cold pint in one hand and he's got a noise maker in the other! Having the time if his life!!

As long as he is enjoying it.

Have fun all.

*pisses off again*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*sends a search party out for Wonka*

OH the search party was called off 30 mins ago ... He is in the hot tub with me sipping a cold pint in one hand and he's got a noise maker in the other! Having the time if his life!!

As long as he is enjoying it.

Have fun all.

*pisses off again*"

He is. Such a nice smile too!!

And much better then being pissed on again !!

But that's just me !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*sends a search party out for Wonka*

OH the search party was called off 30 mins ago ... He is in the hot tub with me sipping a cold pint in one hand and he's got a noise maker in the other! Having the time if his life!!

As long as he is enjoying it.

Have fun all.

*pisses off again*

He is. Such a nice smile too!!

And much better then being pissed on again !!

But that's just me !!

each to their own

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm bringing boobies and kisses xx

Bring them ... we need as many as we can get!! Welcome to the party

so glad you made it guys!!

Yayyyyyyy xx"

NOW somebody tell the DJ to turn it up that's my favorite song!!

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Woo hoo i’ll bring my white speedos

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m only coming if it’s a naked party. I want to see all the wonka bars

Fiddles FINALLY... now grab me another drink and get your cute little bum in this hot tub with me ... Oh and would you be sweet and give me a neck massage...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Woo hoo i’ll bring my white speedos

Yes please do...

But you're taking them off when you get here !! See ya soon !

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’m only coming if it’s a naked party. I want to see all the wonka bars

Fiddles FINALLY... now grab me another drink and get your cute little bum in this hot tub with me ... Oh and would you be sweet and give me a neck massage...

Just back into my lap and you will get all the treatment you need

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m only coming if it’s a naked party. I want to see all the wonka bars

Fiddles FINALLY... now grab me another drink and get your cute little bum in this hot tub with me ... Oh and would you be sweet and give me a neck massage...

Just back into my lap and you will get all the treatment you need

Don't mind if I do Sir...

But keep your hands where I can see them MR.

I will let other things slide ... but just for tonight!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Room for a tall one?

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’m only coming if it’s a naked party. I want to see all the wonka bars

Fiddles FINALLY... now grab me another drink and get your cute little bum in this hot tub with me ... Oh and would you be sweet and give me a neck massage...

Just back into my lap and you will get all the treatment you need

Don't mind if I do Sir...

But keep your hands where I can see them MR.

I will let other things slide ... but just for tonight!!

My hands will be right in front of you where you can see them, with a boob in each of them.

And as for things slipping in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Room for a tall one?

depends how tall

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Room for a tall one?

depends how tall

Big bird tall??

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By *hePolyMathMan over a year ago

Walton on Thames

"We'll stripping off, showering off and diving in straight in while the water fresh. Then hit some cocktails and bubbles.

Drinks are on me

Cheers to you finding what you want to see ....

Maybe you should join and take a few pictures!! I'd FAB them for sure!!

Oh free drinks as well? You are spoiling me. I'm in. I do love to take a good picture and do love a good watch but I'm more than happy to join as well, fear not xx

Cheers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok ok ok I'm here now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Room for a tall one?

depends how tall

Big bird tall??

nothing wrong in that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*throws a bag of salt all over the buffet, spills all the drink and pours a bottle of washing up liquid into the hot tub then runs off and hides*

Have fun at your party

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*throws a bag of salt all over the buffet, spills all the drink and pours a bottle of washing up liquid into the hot tub then runs off and hides*

Have fun at your party

"
no problem we like bubbles

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

"Woo hoo i’ll bring my white speedos

Yes please do...

But you're taking them off when you get here !! See ya soon !

If you’re lucky

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Is there room for a little one

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Woo hoo i’ll bring my white speedos

Yes please do...

But you're taking them off when you get here !! See ya soon !

If you’re lucky

Ohhh I will be ... This party is all about getting Lucky and I'm the Hostess so....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok ok ok I'm here now

Welcome to the party Wookie-Pooh

Where should we start... you grab the drinks and I will grab the glow sticks.

Meet me in the hot tub in 5. Getting pretty full in there !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok ok ok I'm here now

Welcome to the party Wookie-Pooh

Where should we start... you grab the drinks and I will grab the glow sticks.

Meet me in the hot tub in 5. Getting pretty full in there !

"
not to worry as long as there is room for me as you can sit on my lap if even got a stiff pole that will hold you in place and although wonko has put washing up liquid in dont worry the bubbles can be part of the fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ill have a donut and a seat thanks. Ill be watching from afar until the filth gets going

Hi Sunshine... you are the first to arrive ... A secret gift is waiting for you. YOU SURE YOU DONT WANT 2 doughnuts...

Ohhh and did you bring my capri-suns? I've got your Moonshine!!

NOW DROP YOUR KIT WERE ABOUT TO HAVE SOME FUN... MINUS WELL GET THIS PAR-TAY STARTED PUMPKIN

Fine but only because you offered two donuts lol

The caprisuns... i got thirsty on the way

I will show you THIRSTY !

Loooool im generally thirsty lol big boi needs big boi hydration

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll jump in. What's the etiquette on swimsuits?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*sends a search party out for Wonka*

OH the search party was called off 30 mins ago ... He is in the hot tub with me sipping a cold pint in one hand and he's got a noise maker in the other! Having the time if his life!!

As long as he is enjoying it.

Have fun all.

*pisses off again*

He is. Such a nice smile too!!

And much better then being pissed on again !!

But that's just me !!

each to their own"

No judgments here...

NOBODY BETTER PEE IN IN THE HOT TUB OR POOL OR STRAIGHT TO THE SPANKING ROOM!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is there room for a little one

Private Parts .... I've been waiting on you all day !! So get in here .... let's play hide and seek ... you hide I will seek !!

Did you bring my Rubber Duckies and Paddles...

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Is there room for a little one

Private Parts .... I've been waiting on you all day !! So get in here .... let's play hide and seek ... you hide I will seek !!

Did you bring my Rubber Duckies and Paddles...

You are going to pinch my Duckies aren't youb

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Someone mention hot tub party?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok ok ok I'm here now

Welcome to the party Wookie-Pooh

Where should we start... you grab the drinks and I will grab the glow sticks.

Meet me in the hot tub in 5. Getting pretty full in there !

not to worry as long as there is room for me as you can sit on my lap if even got a stiff pole that will hold you in place and although wonko has put washing up liquid in dont worry the bubbles can be part of the fun

Sounds ummm Perfect ... No red flags here

I love bubbles... the more the better!

That Wonka ... adding to the fun... such a sweetheart isn't he.

Hey let's use that for a Adult x-rated slip and slide. Somebody start a line !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok ok ok I'm here now

Welcome to the party Wookie-Pooh

Where should we start... you grab the drinks and I will grab the glow sticks.

Meet me in the hot tub in 5. Getting pretty full in there !

Sounds ummm Perfect ... No red flags here

I love bubbles... the more the better!

That Wonka ... adding to the fun... such a sweetheart isn't he.

Hey let's use that for a Adult x-rated slip and slide. Somebody start a line !!

"
I'm front and centre fornthatnif you lay at the bottom of the slide with your legs open xxx

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By *imbobaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Okay. The party sounds fantastic outdoors but having arrived 3 hours late there is no way I’m getting in to the hot tub now. Ewww.

I’ll offer naked waiter services to the tub-side though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Someone mention hot tub party?

There you are ... I know you brought the Sexy and "Chill"

So let's you and me go chill out under the waterfall at the pool !!

I'm sure we can heat it up if its too cold!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gloryhole services available

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Okay. The party sounds fantastic outdoors but having arrived 3 hours late there is no way I’m getting in to the hot tub now. Ewww.

I’ll offer naked waiter services to the tub-side though.

Come indoors and chat to me xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is there room for a little one

Private Parts .... I've been waiting on you all day !! So get in here .... let's play hide and seek ... you hide I will seek !!

Did you bring my Rubber Duckies and Paddles...

You are going to pinch my Duckies aren't youb

NOOOO NEVER .... I wouldn't pinch your duckies just play with them nicely!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Has Cindi gotten here yet ....

She's got to get in the cake .... somebody make sure she has got here routine Ready !!

WHERE'S ALL MY LADIES

I really NEED Backup now!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love a hot tub x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Okay. The party sounds fantastic outdoors but having arrived 3 hours late there is no way I’m getting in to the hot tub now. Ewww.

I’ll offer naked waiter services to the tub-side though.

I will have whatever you bring me Mr. Naked WAITER ... I promise I leave a good tip !

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Okay. The party sounds fantastic outdoors but having arrived 3 hours late there is no way I’m getting in to the hot tub now. Ewww.

I’ll offer naked waiter services to the tub-side though.

Come indoors and chat to me xx"

POSH (lov)

HEY EVERBODY now it's a Party !!

This Beautiful Lady is gonna kick it up a few notches!!

Save a Drink for me Goregous. We can go chat in the garden and check out all these Hotties!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Gloryhole services available

Hey Beautiful there you are... Wookie Brought the cake ... you doing a sexy costume or naked...

ACTUALLY Just suprise us !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gloryhole services available

Hey Beautiful there you are... Wookie Brought the cake ... you doing a sexy costume or naked...

ACTUALLY Just suprise us !

Allow me to find something appropriate

brb

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*turns off the power to the party*

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By *eavertrackerMan over a year ago

Bridgwater

Can I bring my table tennis bat...I love watersports

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*turns off the power to the party*"
not a problem wookienhas a generator

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll be lurking in the kitchen.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*turns off the power to the party*"

I'm about to BEAT YOUR ASS

Oh wait there's a room for that !! Come with me Wonka ...Pretty Please....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*turns off the power to the party* not a problem wookienhas a generator

Wookie Bear saves the party !!

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"*turns off the power to the party*

I'm about to BEAT YOUR ASS

Oh wait there's a room for that !! Come with me Wonka ...Pretty Please....

I'll be in the corner then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I bring my table tennis bat...I love watersports

Hi there Sexy....

Come on in... lots of that in here!! I think... probaly somewhere... I wanna ride on your waverunner... I will grab my water vest!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*calls in a noise complaint to the police*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *eavertrackerMan over a year ago

Bridgwater

"Can I bring my table tennis bat...I love watersports

Hi there Sexy....

Come on in... lots of that in here!! I think... probaly somewhere... I wanna ride on your waverunner... I will grab my water vest!!

I could do with a good flirt, not feeling my usual self today

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I love a hot tub x"

Hey there Goregous... You are the perfect addition to our party !! Grab a drink and have fun...

The Fellas will move right over for you ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cindi is dressed for hot tub party with a new public profile picture.

Can I have a glass of bubbly please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*turns off the power to the party* not a problem wookienhas a generator

Wookie Bear saves the party !!

"
also brings two kegs of rattler cider and am ice bucket

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*calls in a noise complaint to the police*"
tells the police to join in and passes them doughnuts beer and sings we can share if you want to.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bringing the budgie smugglers and rum... Is that OK?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

HEY GUYS ANYBODY seen Jimmy ... When you do tell him I'm in the VIP room waiting on my Ice .. Blindfold and spankings...

Ohhh and if he isn't wearing a tie somebody give him one please!!

Red can you cover for me , I may be awhile!!

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"HEY GUYS ANYBODY seen Jimmy ... When you do tell him I'm in the VIP room waiting on my Ice .. Blindfold and spankings...

Ohhh and if he isn't wearing a tie somebody give him one please!!

Red can you cover for me , I may be awhile!!

I borrowed him. You may be waiting a while

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it to late to join room for a little one

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Room for a tall one?

OF Course we do...you forgot to Add Goregous to that... Another Beauty the guys will wait on hand and foot. So what ya drinking Pretty Lady and nice eyes by the way !!

Have fun...

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By *hortarseWoman over a year ago

Norfolk

"Is there room for a little one

That's not little pp

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"HEY GUYS ANYBODY seen Jimmy ... When you do tell him I'm in the VIP room waiting on my Ice .. Blindfold and spankings...

Ohhh and if he isn't wearing a tie somebody give him one please!!

Red can you cover for me , I may be awhile!!

I borrowed him. You may be waiting a while

HI BEAUTIFUL...

.... hmmm I'm not normally stingy and always share my toys ... But I get Him First.... you go grab the Hottie in the speedos.... wait they better be off by now...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is there room for a little one

That's not little pp

She's got a point...

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"HEY GUYS ANYBODY seen Jimmy ... When you do tell him I'm in the VIP room waiting on my Ice .. Blindfold and spankings...

Ohhh and if he isn't wearing a tie somebody give him one please!!

Red can you cover for me , I may be awhile!!

I borrowed him. You may be waiting a while

HI BEAUTIFUL...

.... hmmm I'm not normally stingy and always share my toys ... But I get Him First.... you go grab the Hottie in the speedos.... wait they better be off by now...

He's worth waiting for

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

May I please have a helping hand to climb into this giant champagne glass so that I can be a voyeur writhing around in bubbles and dangling my legs over the side of the glass

Her x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok ok ok I'm here now

Welcome to the party Wookie-Pooh

Where should we start... you grab the drinks and I will grab the glow sticks.

Meet me in the hot tub in 5. Getting pretty full in there !

Sounds ummm Perfect ... No red flags here

I love bubbles... the more the better!

That Wonka ... adding to the fun... such a sweetheart isn't he.

Hey let's use that for a Adult x-rated slip and slide. Somebody start a line !!

I'm front and centre fornthatnif you lay at the bottom of the slide with your legs open xxx

Ohhh my goodness

Allright then ... somebody score us then ... Lets go for 10/10 Mr. Naughty Wookie....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"HEY GUYS ANYBODY seen Jimmy ... When you do tell him I'm in the VIP room waiting on my Ice .. Blindfold and spankings...

Ohhh and if he isn't wearing a tie somebody give him one please!!

Red can you cover for me , I may be awhile!!

I borrowed him. You may be waiting a while

HI BEAUTIFUL...

.... hmmm I'm not normally stingy and always share my toys ... But I get Him First.... you go grab the Hottie in the speedos.... wait they better be off by now...

He's worth waiting for

I AGREE

may be a few days of waiting Goregous

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok ok ok I'm here now

Welcome to the party Wookie-Pooh

Where should we start... you grab the drinks and I will grab the glow sticks.

Meet me in the hot tub in 5. Getting pretty full in there !

Sounds ummm Perfect ... No red flags here

I love bubbles... the more the better!

That Wonka ... adding to the fun... such a sweetheart isn't he.

Hey let's use that for a Adult x-rated slip and slide. Somebody start a line !!

I'm front and centre fornthatnif you lay at the bottom of the slide with your legs open xxx

Ohhh my goodness

Allright then ... somebody score us then ... Lets go for 10/10 Mr. Naughty Wookie....

"
head of cock first your choice xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I gonna vitually jump straight in

Hi everyone!

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

Hot tub , great , just what I need to cure hangover.

So allow me to relax in the water for a while , recover and join the party in a moment.

Yeah,party, I'm bringing speakers and a DJ.

Now it's a party

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*talks to God and arranges a thunderstorm to unleash all hell on the party*

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

Not a fan of glow sticks... too many memories of previous occupation... but hot tub fun is the best fun, especially in winter!

I’m assuming clothing is optional?

And remember kids, no puppies in the hot tub (unless that’s what you call boobs)... and a puppy is for life, not just for after sexy parties!

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

"*talks to God and arranges a thunderstorm to unleash all hell on the party*"

*Insert Hulk “puny God” meme here*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*cancels the foam delivery and replaces it with a sewerage truck*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bringing the budgie smugglers and rum... Is that OK?! "

Well helllllo Mr. Sexy

Boy am I glad you made it. I hoped you would. Did you say Rum... You read my mind .

it's actually perfect in fact ... somebody clear the bar for me ... and you can please lay down on it ... I'm about to do some bodyshots of of you ...

now what am I forgetting... oh right let me just use my teeth to remove those tight budgie smugglers... Im not quite sure how you got past security with them on... I think my Beautiful Friend Esmeralda must of

gotten distracted... but at this party who can blame her!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*talks to God and arranges a thunderstorm to unleash all hell on the party*"

Woohooo naked dancing in the rain everybody....

BEST PARTY EVERRRRRR!!!

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By *imbobaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"HEY GUYS ANYBODY seen Jimmy ... When you do tell him I'm in the VIP room waiting on my Ice .. Blindfold and spankings...

Ohhh and if he isn't wearing a tie somebody give him one please!!

Red can you cover for me , I may be awhile!!

I borrowed him. You may be waiting a while

I’m here outdoors. Posh has handcuffed me to the bar in the VIP lounge and she’s trying to tie a dickie bow

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"HEY GUYS ANYBODY seen Jimmy ... When you do tell him I'm in the VIP room waiting on my Ice .. Blindfold and spankings...

Ohhh and if he isn't wearing a tie somebody give him one please!!

Red can you cover for me , I may be awhile!!

I borrowed him. You may be waiting a while

I’m here outdoors. Posh has handcuffed me to the bar in the VIP lounge and she’s trying to tie a dickie bow

And you're complaining?

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By *imbobaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"HEY GUYS ANYBODY seen Jimmy ... When you do tell him I'm in the VIP room waiting on my Ice .. Blindfold and spankings...

Ohhh and if he isn't wearing a tie somebody give him one please!!

Red can you cover for me , I may be awhile!!

I borrowed him. You may be waiting a while

I’m here outdoors. Posh has handcuffed me to the bar in the VIP lounge and she’s trying to tie a dickie bow

And you're complaining?

Not at all. But that big chunk of ice you popped up my pooper was unexpected

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"HEY GUYS ANYBODY seen Jimmy ... When you do tell him I'm in the VIP room waiting on my Ice .. Blindfold and spankings...

Ohhh and if he isn't wearing a tie somebody give him one please!!

Red can you cover for me , I may be awhile!!

I borrowed him. You may be waiting a while

I’m here outdoors. Posh has handcuffed me to the bar in the VIP lounge and she’s trying to tie a dickie bow

And you're complaining?

Not at all. But that big chunk of ice you popped up my pooper was unexpected

That was payback for the last time

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"HEY GUYS ANYBODY seen Jimmy ... When you do tell him I'm in the VIP room waiting on my Ice .. Blindfold and spankings...

Ohhh and if he isn't wearing a tie somebody give him one please!!

Red can you cover for me , I may be awhile!!

I borrowed him. You may be waiting a while

I’m here outdoors. Posh has handcuffed me to the bar in the VIP lounge and she’s trying to tie a dickie bow

And you're complaining?

Surely not Posh he must want more attention Dear... I'd give it to him... and take him by the spanking room

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"HEY GUYS ANYBODY seen Jimmy ... When you do tell him I'm in the VIP room waiting on my Ice .. Blindfold and spankings...

Ohhh and if he isn't wearing a tie somebody give him one please!!

Red can you cover for me , I may be awhile!!

I borrowed him. You may be waiting a while

I’m here outdoors. Posh has handcuffed me to the bar in the VIP lounge and she’s trying to tie a dickie bow

And you're complaining?

Surely not Posh he must want more attention Dear... I'd give it to him... and take him by the spanking room

Only if he spanks me first

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*talks to God and arranges a thunderstorm to unleash all hell on the party*

*Insert Hulk “puny God” meme here*"

Lol... perfect !! Hey is Loki here too...

You look like fun... what can I bring you to drink .... anything on the side ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*Walks off having failed to ruin the party*

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

"*talks to God and arranges a thunderstorm to unleash all hell on the party*

*Insert Hulk “puny God” meme here*

Lol... perfect !! Hey is Loki here too...

You look like fun... what can I bring you to drink .... anything on the side ?

Rum, JD, Vodka or just a cider if it’s early... on the side?... anything to nibble on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got a crate of the finest champagne,, 4 glasses and am hot any horny.....can I come in?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*talks to God and arranges a thunderstorm to unleash all hell on the party*

*Insert Hulk “puny God” meme here*

Lol... perfect !! Hey is Loki here too...

You look like fun... what can I bring you to drink .... anything on the side ?

Rum, JD, Vodka or just a cider if it’s early... on the side?... anything to nibble on

Fabulous ... sounds perfect& wonderful

The alcohol doesn't sound to bad either!!!

Thr

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

"*talks to God and arranges a thunderstorm to unleash all hell on the party*"

Fantastic news , visual effects sorted .

Can you call God again please , we could use a couple of fallen Angels , you know just to make sure party is under control .

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Got a crate of the finest champagne,, 4 glasses and am hot any horny.....can I come in?"

Come on in

We "Hoped to " see you tonight... you need any help with twisting,pulling or popping that bottle open...

Narrator:Yes indeed he was awfully hot and horny...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can do anything you want with me and I'll lie down on the bar anytime for you.

You better ask esmerelda how I sneaked in, its quite the story

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By *imbobaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"HEY GUYS ANYBODY seen Jimmy ... When you do tell him I'm in the VIP room waiting on my Ice .. Blindfold and spankings...

Ohhh and if he isn't wearing a tie somebody give him one please!!

Red can you cover for me , I may be awhile!!

I borrowed him. You may be waiting a while

I’m here outdoors. Posh has handcuffed me to the bar in the VIP lounge and she’s trying to tie a dickie bow

And you're complaining?

Not at all. But that big chunk of ice you popped up my pooper was unexpected

That was payback for the last time

Yeah. Sorry about that. When you said frigging dildo I thought you said freezing dildo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll jump in. What's the etiquette on swimsuits?

Joshy

Absolutely nothing Cutie. So get your adorable bum over here now!! I will grab you a drink... and I need a dance partner ... Im guessing you have got the moves like Jagger....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"HEY GUYS ANYBODY seen Jimmy ... When you do tell him I'm in the VIP room waiting on my Ice .. Blindfold and spankings...

Ohhh and if he isn't wearing a tie somebody give him one please!!

Red can you cover for me , I may be awhile!!

I borrowed him. You may be waiting a while

I’m here outdoors. Posh has handcuffed me to the bar in the VIP lounge and she’s trying to tie a dickie bow

And you're complaining?

Not at all. But that big chunk of ice you popped up my pooper was unexpected

That was payback for the last time

Yeah. Sorry about that. When you said frigging dildo I thought you said freezing dildo. "

Sounds like you guys are having some kinky fun...

carry on....

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"HEY GUYS ANYBODY seen Jimmy ... When you do tell him I'm in the VIP room waiting on my Ice .. Blindfold and spankings...

Ohhh and if he isn't wearing a tie somebody give him one please!!

Red can you cover for me , I may be awhile!!

I borrowed him. You may be waiting a while

I’m here outdoors. Posh has handcuffed me to the bar in the VIP lounge and she’s trying to tie a dickie bow

And you're complaining?

Not at all. But that big chunk of ice you popped up my pooper was unexpected

That was payback for the last time

Yeah. Sorry about that. When you said frigging dildo I thought you said freezing dildo. "

Let's face it. It worked well after the initial shock

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You can do anything you want with me and I'll lie down on the bar anytime for you.

You better ask esmerelda how I sneaked in, its quite the story

Can I get that in writing please... actually never mind . I don't think you will be changing your mind anytime soon !

Sounds intriguing... I will ask for the naughty details...

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

"*talks to God and arranges a thunderstorm to unleash all hell on the party*

*Insert Hulk “puny God” meme here*

Lol... perfect !! Hey is Loki here too...

You look like fun... what can I bring you to drink .... anything on the side ?

Rum, JD, Vodka or just a cider if it’s early... on the side?... anything to nibble on

Fabulous ... sounds perfect& wonderful

The alcohol doesn't sound to bad either!!!

Thr

What about tunes?... What are we listening to?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*pops in to observe how wild the party is *

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey am I late to the party? Its cold and wet here and I want to be somewhere warm and wet!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll be lurking in the kitchen."

Oh no you won't.... everyone here has to have a good time !! Sorry but get your behind out here ... no clothes rule buttttt gotta admit I like the cool socks!! You can keep them on !

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

"*talks to God and arranges a thunderstorm to unleash all hell on the party*

*Insert Hulk “puny God” meme here*

Lol... perfect !! Hey is Loki here too...

You look like fun... what can I bring you to drink .... anything on the side ?

Rum, JD, Vodka or just a cider if it’s early... on the side?... anything to nibble on

Fabulous ... sounds perfect& wonderful

The alcohol doesn't sound to bad either!!!

Thr

What about tunes?... What are we listening to?"

I got the DJ and speakers earlier , going to ask him to mash up

"Stairway to heaven"& "Highway to Hell".

God already unleashed hell and lighting on us , Loki took this as an invite, bunch of naked bodies drinking in the bathtub.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No one told me there was a party going on?!!!. Am I too late to join in?.... Any room left in the hot tub for a naked one?... I've got several bottles of gin to share....

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"No one told me there was a party going on?!!!. Am I too late to join in?.... Any room left in the hot tub for a naked one?... I've got several bottles of gin to share....

Ooo...step this way

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey am I late to the party? Its cold and wet here and I want to be somewhere warm and wet!

Hi HoneyBoy ... hey this party is rocking all night ... well at least 2-3 threads

You will have no trouble what you are looking for here then... lots of warm & wet!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok this party needs livening up.

DJ get the tunes turned up!

I have a selection of shots and cocktails at the bar ready for collection.

Ladies, time to dance

Men, time to wiggle it

Let's partyyyyyyyyyyyy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In need to fun and laughter.

Any room for a singleton?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No one told me there was a party going on?!!!. Am I too late to join in?.... Any room left in the hot tub for a naked one?... I've got several bottles of gin to share....

Ooo...step this way

With my nakedness or my gin?!!

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"No one told me there was a party going on?!!!. Am I too late to join in?.... Any room left in the hot tub for a naked one?... I've got several bottles of gin to share....

Ooo...step this way

With my nakedness or my gin?!!

Both

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*pops in to observe how wild the party is *"

Get ya kit off and I'll show you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*pops in to observe how wild the party is *"

My Sweet Dashing Knight.... I'm gonna need you to remove your Armour right now... give the horse a drink and run and cannon ball into the pool

AND WHERE IS MY STORMTROOPER...WOOKIE AND ADRIAN?

FOLLOW THE CAKE TRAIL AND WHRE THERE ARE KITS AND CAPRI-SUN'S ON THE GROUND!!

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

"No one told me there was a party going on?!!!. Am I too late to join in?.... Any room left in the hot tub for a naked one?... I've got several bottles of gin to share....

Ooo...step this way

With my nakedness or my gin?!!

Both

Beat me to it .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No one told me there was a party going on?!!!. Am I too late to join in?.... Any room left in the hot tub for a naked one?... I've got several bottles of gin to share....

Ooo...step this way

With my nakedness or my gin?!!

Both

Where are you.... This party is busy, busy!! If you're in the hot tub scooch over, I'll squeeze in beside you naked with gin!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*talks to God and arranges a thunderstorm to unleash all hell on the party*

*Insert Hulk “puny God” meme here*

Lol... perfect !! Hey is Loki here too...

You look like fun... what can I bring you to drink .... anything on the side ?

Rum, JD, Vodka or just a cider if it’s early... on the side?... anything to nibble on

Fabulous ... sounds perfect& wonderful

The alcohol doesn't sound to bad either!!!

Thr

What about tunes?... What are we listening to?"

You don't hear it ... neighbors called on us twice already . The music is thumping ....

Next song is on you ... so make it a good one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get my kit off?? I wouldn't submit your ladies to that torturous sight!

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

"*talks to God and arranges a thunderstorm to unleash all hell on the party*

*Insert Hulk “puny God” meme here*

Lol... perfect !! Hey is Loki here too...

You look like fun... what can I bring you to drink .... anything on the side ?

Rum, JD, Vodka or just a cider if it’s early... on the side?... anything to nibble on

Fabulous ... sounds perfect& wonderful

The alcohol doesn't sound to bad either!!!

Thr

What about tunes?... What are we listening to?

You don't hear it ... neighbors called on us twice already . The music is thumping ....

Next song is on you ... so make it a good one

Black Stone Cherry - Blame it on the boom boom

Followed by...

Warrant - Cherry Pie

And a bit early but..

AC/DC - Mistress for Christmas

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No one told me there was a party going on?!!!. Am I too late to join in?.... Any room left in the hot tub for a naked one?... I've got several bottles of gin to share....

Ooo...step this way

With my nakedness or my gin?!!

Both

Where are you.... This party is busy, busy!! If you're in the hot tub scooch over, I'll squeeze in beside you naked with gin!!

Hi there Pretty Lady .... Sorry I put one of the Guys in charge of mailing them... who knows ! But glad you are here... and I'd totally take that Hottie's offer and slide right next to him... theres a naked waiter somewhere he will bring you a drink !

Enjoy!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*pops in to observe how wild the party is *

Get ya kit off and I'll show you

Mwah mwah. So glad you're here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get my kit off?? I wouldn't submit your ladies to that torturous sight!"

You have no choice, it's a party and male nakedness is compulsory

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

"In need to fun and laughter.

Any room for a singleton? "

Space in the bathtub ?

Depending , what's the colour of your bathing suit?

Clue, correct answer is , "I'm wearing only a smile".

Grab a Gin and hop in.

OP we gonna need a bigger bathtub

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*pops in to observe how wild the party is *

My Sweet Dashing Knight.... I'm gonna need you to remove your Armour right now... give the horse a drink and run and cannon ball into the pool

AND WHERE IS MY STORMTROOPER...WOOKIE AND ADRIAN?

FOLLOW THE CAKE TRAIL AND WHRE THERE ARE KITS AND CAPRI-SUN'S ON THE GROUND!!

Mwah mwah...I've missed you dear.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In need to fun and laughter.

Any room for a singleton? "

Is there room.... ohhhh for a Fox like you don't worry we will make room Lovely!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*pops in to observe how wild the party is *

Get ya kit off and I'll show you

Mwah mwah. So glad you're here."

Can I get you a drink, some cake, a massage, a visit to the gloryhole?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*pops in to observe how wild the party is *

My Sweet Dashing Knight.... I'm gonna need you to remove your Armour right now... give the horse a drink and run and cannon ball into the pool

AND WHERE IS MY STORMTROOPER...WOOKIE AND ADRIAN?

FOLLOW THE CAKE TRAIL AND WHRE THERE ARE KITS AND CAPRI-SUN'S ON THE GROUND!!

Mwah mwah...I've missed you dear."

I know

But not as much as I've missed you.... now go charm those ladies....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get my kit off?? I wouldn't submit your ladies to that torturous sight!

You have no choice, it's a party and male nakedness is compulsory

That's like asking Batman to remove his kit yet still have him be a superhero without it on. Doesn't work quite so well. Believe me, the kit is better left on, for everybody's sake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"May I please have a helping hand to climb into this giant champagne glass so that I can be a voyeur writhing around in bubbles and dangling my legs over the side of the glass

Her x"

That sounds Fabulous... I may need to take a break and sit with you. We can watch the shenanigans

Glad you made it to the party!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

AND WHERE IS MY STORMTROOPER...WOOKIE AND ADRIAN?

I've had a look in the lounge and found them.

It getting a bit messy in there, I recommend getting the cleaners on standby for the morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

AND WHERE IS MY STORMTROOPER...WOOKIE AND ADRIAN?

I've had a look in the lounge and found them.

It getting a bit messy in there, I recommend getting the cleaners on standby for the morning

Good call my Friend ... Hey anybody see where we set down the extra gloves.... somebody check the ummmm kink room, or maybe the Role play room....

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By *edonisthenryMan over a year ago

Cambridge

I hope there's lots of carressing and cuddling going on below the water line. Reminds me of a mixed nude party in Norway at a hotel on a ski-ing holiday when one guy treated us all to champagne and a blonde blue eyed goddess with massive knockers quite bluntly said she could see my cock. I wished I could have explored things further but the water was too hot. Too hot(or too cold) is not good for erections as all guys know. Have fun you naughty things. Henry, UK, xxx.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get my kit off?? I wouldn't submit your ladies to that torturous sight!

You have no choice, it's a party and male nakedness is compulsory

That's like asking Batman to remove his kit yet still have him be a superhero without it on. Doesn't work quite so well. Believe me, the kit is better left on, for everybody's sake."

Well at least take that suit off and change into something more appropriate.

Let's go to the kink room and find you something more suitable

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry I'm back just popped out to pick up more cake and cookies also a bouncy castle just set it up over by the ball pool

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bounce castle,

My boobs would be knocking me out!!

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Could someone get me a towel its freezing over here in the corner I haven't seen a soul for over 2 days.

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By *ruebameMan over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

I'm on my way with my beast maddie I hope your joining us for some hot steamy passionate fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Where is My Girl Yasmeen and Naughty Tony ...

Mr.Mystique ... wait I mean Eric or is it Fred !! I can't keep up !

Somebody call Funlovers too

Ummmmm Fiddles stop that ... nawwww just kidding !!

Lets head to that room... You owe Red and I private viewing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bounce castle,

My boobs would be knocking me out!!

"
dont worry I will hold them as you bounce

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By *erDirtyRockstarMan over a year ago

buckinghamshire

Hello! This sounds fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bounce castle,

My boobs would be knocking me out!!

OMG ... I LOVE THE BOUNCY HOUSE (LUV) GROUP BOUNCE!!!

GREAT THINKING!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry I'm back just popped out to pick up more cake and cookies also a bouncy castle just set it up over by the ball pool

Yey I love bouncy castles

Bouncy bouncy bouncy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Could someone get me a towel its freezing over here in the corner I haven't seen a soul for over 2 days."

Allow me to warm you up

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm on my way with my beast maddie I hope your joining us for some hot steamy passionate fun

WOOHOOO Hurry Naughty Tony.... HEY I was sweet and innocent until you got a hold of me in that cellar !!

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Girl I'm here will be bringing Champagne

And white wine xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bounce castle,

My boobs would be knocking me out!!

OMG ... I LOVE THE BOUNCY HOUSE (LUV) GROUP BOUNCE!!!

GREAT THINKING!!"

Hold them tight, please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello! This sounds fun

Hi there Come on in... what's your poison and guilty pleasure Sir...

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Don perignon x

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Tony cant cum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Girl I'm here will be bringing Champagne

And white wine xx

Yey

Welcome to the party

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Tony cant cum"

Literally

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Girl I'm here will be bringing Champagne

And white wine xx

Yey

Welcome to the party

Yo xx

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By *erDirtyRockstarMan over a year ago

buckinghamshire

"Hello! This sounds fun

Hi there Come on in... what's your poison and guilty pleasure Sir...

Rock n roll is my poison n'pleasure mam. So to proceed things I'll have a jack n Coke please. Taste of the weekend

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Girl I'm here will be bringing Champagne

And white wine xx

Hey Beautiful ...

SHE'S HERE GUYS ... THIS PARTY can finally really start . I will take a glass of that champagne!!

A toast to Friendship My Love

OK WHERES MR. MYSTIQUE... GANG is almost all here ... Tell him to guit bumming whoever to death and get over here now!! (Grrrrrr)

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By *ruebameMan over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"I'm on my way with my beast maddie I hope your joining us for some hot steamy passionate fun

WOOHOOO Hurry Naughty Tony.... HEY I was sweet and innocent until you got a hold of me in that cellar !!

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wait what your blaming me for your twisted sex play i mean I only suggested you try these things i didn't force them upon you while you where tied to the spinning cross

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