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"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're NOT listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is not Jim, this is not Jim. Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Carrying ladders? Wearing a hat? Wearing a polka dot bikini? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want. Everyone is welcome.* *Disclaimer: text shamelessly plagiarised from the proper nocturnal thread." Rindstone cowboy, wasn’t that Mike Harding? (I’ll be amazed if anyone gets that joke) | |||
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"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're NOT listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is not Jim, this is not Jim. Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Carrying ladders? Wearing a hat? Wearing a polka dot bikini? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want. Everyone is welcome.* *Disclaimer: text shamelessly plagiarised from the proper nocturnal thread. Rindstone cowboy, wasn’t that Mike Harding? (I’ll be amazed if anyone gets that joke)" Rhinestone Cowboy was sung by Glenn Campbell
Welcome back and congratulations on being our second first poster tonight  | |||
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"oooooo extra time KC, you're a pro at this! "I've learned from the best *nods* | |||
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"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense "That we did, you and your hat might have helped | |||
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"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're NOT listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is not Jim, this is not Jim. Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Carrying ladders? Wearing a hat? Wearing a polka dot bikini? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want. Everyone is welcome.* *Disclaimer: text shamelessly plagiarised from the proper nocturnal thread. Rindstone cowboy, wasn’t that Mike Harding? (I’ll be amazed if anyone gets that joke) Rhinestone Cowboy was sung by Glenn Campbell
Welcome back and congratulations on being our second first poster tonight "I’ve always wanted to be a second first poster. I feel like I’ve achieved something now. And Mike Harding was a comedian from the north west that sang a song called Rochdale cowboy. A parody. Old comedian, probably dead now. | |||
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"Thread too long, lol most fun I've had via fab in a long time tbh... should be a feature "The late late nocturnal thread is here almost every night, it's just more professionally hosted by actual pros. We're simply keeping the seat warm  | |||
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"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense
Mainly you....
And you had expert help with the hat choosing "Yeah first came the belt then came the hat | |||
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"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense
Mainly you....
And you had expert help with the hat choosing "Dont know what you mean i should really be doing some work here  | |||
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"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're NOT listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is not Jim, this is not Jim. Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Carrying ladders? Wearing a hat? Wearing a polka dot bikini? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want. Everyone is welcome.* *Disclaimer: text shamelessly plagiarised from the proper nocturnal thread. Rindstone cowboy, wasn’t that Mike Harding? (I’ll be amazed if anyone gets that joke) Rhinestone Cowboy was sung by Glenn Campbell
Welcome back and congratulations on being our second first poster tonight
I’ve always wanted to be a second first poster. I feel like I’ve achieved something now.
And Mike Harding was a comedian from the north west that sang a song called Rochdale cowboy. A parody. Old comedian, probably dead now. "Well, you have achieved your dream tonight, Nin - nice one! A quick search engine search tells us Mr Harding is very hardy and not yet pushing up the daisies  | |||
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"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're NOT listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is not Jim, this is not Jim. Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Carrying ladders? Wearing a hat? Wearing a polka dot bikini? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want. Everyone is welcome.* *Disclaimer: text shamelessly plagiarised from the proper nocturnal thread. Rindstone cowboy, wasn’t that Mike Harding? (I’ll be amazed if anyone gets that joke)" Rochdale Cowboy was Mike Harding | |||
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"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense
Mainly you....
And you had expert help with the hat choosing
Yeah first came the belt then came the hat "Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering* Now you give them  | |||
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"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense
Mainly you....
And you had expert help with the hat choosing
Dont know what you mean i should really be doing some work here "Work? What's work?! | |||
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"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're NOT listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is not Jim, this is not Jim. Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Carrying ladders? Wearing a hat? Wearing a polka dot bikini? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want. Everyone is welcome.* *Disclaimer: text shamelessly plagiarised from the proper nocturnal thread. Rindstone cowboy, wasn’t that Mike Harding? (I’ll be amazed if anyone gets that joke) Rhinestone Cowboy was sung by Glenn Campbell
Welcome back and congratulations on being our second first poster tonight
I’ve always wanted to be a second first poster. I feel like I’ve achieved something now.
And Mike Harding was a comedian from the north west that sang a song called Rochdale cowboy. A parody. Old comedian, probably dead now. ". No he’s still going my friend knows him well | |||
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"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense
Mainly you....
And you had expert help with the hat choosing
Yeah first came the belt then came the hat
Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*
Now you give them "Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything
Just how you like it though | |||
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"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're NOT listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is not Jim, this is not Jim. Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Carrying ladders? Wearing a hat? Wearing a polka dot bikini? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want. Everyone is welcome.* *Disclaimer: text shamelessly plagiarised from the proper nocturnal thread. Rindstone cowboy, wasn’t that Mike Harding? (I’ll be amazed if anyone gets that joke) Rochdale Cowboy was Mike Harding " Good evening Matt and welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Thank you for bringing your little book of facts about Rochdale - it's a while since I was last in that neck of the woods | |||
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"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense
Mainly you....
And you had expert help with the hat choosing
Dont know what you mean i should really be doing some work here
Work? What's work?! "Yeah thats what i normally say to be honest i just get an appearance fee now | |||
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"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense
Mainly you....
And you had expert help with the hat choosing
Yeah first came the belt then came the hat
Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*
Now you give them
Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything
Just how you like it though "Much much better | |||
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"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're NOT listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is not Jim, this is not Jim. Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Carrying ladders? Wearing a hat? Wearing a polka dot bikini? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want. Everyone is welcome.* *Disclaimer: text shamelessly plagiarised from the proper nocturnal thread. Rindstone cowboy, wasn’t that Mike Harding? (I’ll be amazed if anyone gets that joke) Rochdale Cowboy was Mike Harding Good evening Matt and welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Thank you for bringing your little book of facts about Rochdale - it's a while since I was last in that neck of the woods "Oooo my brother lives in Rochdale | |||
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"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're NOT listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is not Jim, this is not Jim. Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Carrying ladders? Wearing a hat? Wearing a polka dot bikini? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want. Everyone is welcome.* *Disclaimer: text shamelessly plagiarised from the proper nocturnal thread. Rindstone cowboy, wasn’t that Mike Harding? (I’ll be amazed if anyone gets that joke) Rochdale Cowboy was Mike Harding " Bonus points to that man. I loved Mike Harding. When I was a kid I would sneak my dads Mike Harding records into my room and listen to them. My fav was the story about his dad and the car, and cracking eggs into the radiator. Good to know he’s still with us too | |||
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"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense
Mainly you....
And you had expert help with the hat choosing
Dont know what you mean i should really be doing some work here
Work? What's work?!
Yeah thats what i normally say to be honest i just get an appearance fee now "Since at least June that is... | |||
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"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense
Mainly you....
And you had expert help with the hat choosing
Yeah first came the belt then came the hat
Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*
Now you give them
Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything
Just how you like it though
Much much better "What my rider or giving you orders | |||
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"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense
Mainly you....
And you had expert help with the hat choosing
Dont know what you mean i should really be doing some work here
Work? What's work?!
Yeah thats what i normally say to be honest i just get an appearance fee now "We can't all be celebs off the telly, Martyn | |||
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"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense
Mainly you....
And you had expert help with the hat choosing
Yeah first came the belt then came the hat
Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*
Now you give them
Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything
Just how you like it though
Much much better
What my rider or giving you orders "Um. Both? | |||
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"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're NOT listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is not Jim, this is not Jim. Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Carrying ladders? Wearing a hat? Wearing a polka dot bikini? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want. Everyone is welcome.* *Disclaimer: text shamelessly plagiarised from the proper nocturnal thread. Rindstone cowboy, wasn’t that Mike Harding? (I’ll be amazed if anyone gets that joke) Rochdale Cowboy was Mike Harding Good evening Matt and welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Thank you for bringing your little book of facts about Rochdale - it's a while since I was last in that neck of the woods
Oooo my brother lives in Rochdale "Once upon a long time ago, I lived in Rochdale too | |||
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"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're NOT listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is not Jim, this is not Jim. Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Carrying ladders? Wearing a hat? Wearing a polka dot bikini? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want. Everyone is welcome.* *Disclaimer: text shamelessly plagiarised from the proper nocturnal thread. Rindstone cowboy, wasn’t that Mike Harding? (I’ll be amazed if anyone gets that joke) Rochdale Cowboy was Mike Harding Bonus points to that man. I loved Mike Harding. When I was a kid I would sneak my dads Mike Harding records into my room and listen to them. My fav was the story about his dad and the car, and cracking eggs into the radiator. Good to know he’s still with us too " As far as comedy poetry/music etc figures go, Stan Boardman is the sort of thing I grew up with | |||
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"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense
Mainly you....
And you had expert help with the hat choosing
Dont know what you mean i should really be doing some work here
Work? What's work?!
Yeah thats what i normally say to be honest i just get an appearance fee now
We can't all be celebs off the telly, Martyn "I wouldnt quite gonas far as celeb | |||
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"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're NOT listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is not Jim, this is not Jim. Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Carrying ladders? Wearing a hat? Wearing a polka dot bikini? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want. Everyone is welcome.* *Disclaimer: text shamelessly plagiarised from the proper nocturnal thread. Rindstone cowboy, wasn’t that Mike Harding? (I’ll be amazed if anyone gets that joke) Rochdale Cowboy was Mike Harding Good evening Matt and welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Thank you for bringing your little book of facts about Rochdale - it's a while since I was last in that neck of the woods
Oooo my brother lives in Rochdale
Once upon a long time ago, I lived in Rochdale too "I drove through Rochdale once. There were no toilets open. It was about 3 in the morning in the late 90s though. | |||
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"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense
Mainly you....
And you had expert help with the hat choosing
Yeah first came the belt then came the hat
Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*
Now you give them
Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything
Just how you like it though
Much much better
What my rider or giving you orders
Um. Both? "Ok fair enough ill continue then | |||
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"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're NOT listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is not Jim, this is not Jim. Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Carrying ladders? Wearing a hat? Wearing a polka dot bikini? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want. Everyone is welcome.* *Disclaimer: text shamelessly plagiarised from the proper nocturnal thread. Rindstone cowboy, wasn’t that Mike Harding? (I’ll be amazed if anyone gets that joke) Rochdale Cowboy was Mike Harding Good evening Matt and welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Thank you for bringing your little book of facts about Rochdale - it's a while since I was last in that neck of the woods
Oooo my brother lives in Rochdale
Once upon a long time ago, I lived in Rochdale too
I drove through Rochdale once. There were no toilets open. It was about 3 in the morning in the late 90s though."It's got a Starbucks now but otherwise it's not changed I don't think | |||
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"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense
Mainly you....
And you had expert help with the hat choosing
Yeah first came the belt then came the hat
Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*
Now you give them
Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything
Just how you like it though
Much much better
What my rider or giving you orders
Um. Both?
Ok fair enough ill continue then "
Please do sir | |||
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"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're NOT listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is not Jim, this is not Jim. Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Carrying ladders? Wearing a hat? Wearing a polka dot bikini? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want. Everyone is welcome.* *Disclaimer: text shamelessly plagiarised from the proper nocturnal thread. Rindstone cowboy, wasn’t that Mike Harding? (I’ll be amazed if anyone gets that joke) Rochdale Cowboy was Mike Harding Good evening Matt and welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Thank you for bringing your little book of facts about Rochdale - it's a while since I was last in that neck of the woods
Oooo my brother lives in Rochdale
Once upon a long time ago, I lived in Rochdale too
I drove through Rochdale once. There were no toilets open. It was about 3 in the morning in the late 90s though.
It's got a Starbucks now but otherwise it's not changed I don't think "A new housing estate near a morrisons thats all i know | |||
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"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're NOT listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is not Jim, this is not Jim. Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Carrying ladders? Wearing a hat? Wearing a polka dot bikini? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want. Everyone is welcome.* *Disclaimer: text shamelessly plagiarised from the proper nocturnal thread. Rindstone cowboy, wasn’t that Mike Harding? (I’ll be amazed if anyone gets that joke) Rochdale Cowboy was Mike Harding Good evening Matt and welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Thank you for bringing your little book of facts about Rochdale - it's a while since I was last in that neck of the woods
Oooo my brother lives in Rochdale
Once upon a long time ago, I lived in Rochdale too
I drove through Rochdale once. There were no toilets open. It was about 3 in the morning in the late 90s though.
It's got a Starbucks now but otherwise it's not changed I don't think "Starbucks hadn't made it further than London by then I don't think.... And it sounds like there is still nowhere to pee at 3am then. Darn | |||
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"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're NOT listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is not Jim, this is not Jim. Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Carrying ladders? Wearing a hat? Wearing a polka dot bikini? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want. Everyone is welcome.* *Disclaimer: text shamelessly plagiarised from the proper nocturnal thread. Rindstone cowboy, wasn’t that Mike Harding? (I’ll be amazed if anyone gets that joke) Rochdale Cowboy was Mike Harding Good evening Matt and welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Thank you for bringing your little book of facts about Rochdale - it's a while since I was last in that neck of the woods
Oooo my brother lives in Rochdale
Once upon a long time ago, I lived in Rochdale too
I drove through Rochdale once. There were no toilets open. It was about 3 in the morning in the late 90s though.
It's got a Starbucks now but otherwise it's not changed I don't think
A new housing estate near a morrisons thats all i know "They probably have toilets. | |||
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"Holy fuck this thread gets out of control. Go away to check messages and boom, the thread has gone mental. Ha ha " We don't call it nocturnal nonsense for no reason, my friend | |||
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"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense
Mainly you....
And you had expert help with the hat choosing
Yeah first came the belt then came the hat
Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*
Now you give them
Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything
Just how you like it though
Much much better
What my rider or giving you orders
Um. Both?
Ok fair enough ill continue then
Please do sir "Ok i will now get me my sara lee double chocolate gateu and double thick cream and dont forget the triffle please thank you | |||
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"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're NOT listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is not Jim, this is not Jim. Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Carrying ladders? Wearing a hat? Wearing a polka dot bikini? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want. Everyone is welcome.* *Disclaimer: text shamelessly plagiarised from the proper nocturnal thread. Rindstone cowboy, wasn’t that Mike Harding? (I’ll be amazed if anyone gets that joke) Rochdale Cowboy was Mike Harding Good evening Matt and welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Thank you for bringing your little book of facts about Rochdale - it's a while since I was last in that neck of the woods
Oooo my brother lives in Rochdale
Once upon a long time ago, I lived in Rochdale too
I drove through Rochdale once. There were no toilets open. It was about 3 in the morning in the late 90s though.
It's got a Starbucks now but otherwise it's not changed I don't think
A new housing estate near a morrisons thats all i know
They probably have toilets."Yeah they do | |||
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"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense
Mainly you....
And you had expert help with the hat choosing
Yeah first came the belt then came the hat
Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*
Now you give them
Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything
Just how you like it though
Much much better
What my rider or giving you orders
Um. Both?
Ok fair enough ill continue then
Please do sir
Ok i will now get me my sara lee double chocolate gateu and double thick cream and dont forget the triffle please thank you "Ok. But as I have no car you may have to come get it | |||
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"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're NOT listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is not Jim, this is not Jim. Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Carrying ladders? Wearing a hat? Wearing a polka dot bikini? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want. Everyone is welcome.* *Disclaimer: text shamelessly plagiarised from the proper nocturnal thread. Rindstone cowboy, wasn’t that Mike Harding? (I’ll be amazed if anyone gets that joke) Rochdale Cowboy was Mike Harding Good evening Matt and welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Thank you for bringing your little book of facts about Rochdale - it's a while since I was last in that neck of the woods
Oooo my brother lives in Rochdale
Once upon a long time ago, I lived in Rochdale too
I drove through Rochdale once. There were no toilets open. It was about 3 in the morning in the late 90s though.
It's got a Starbucks now but otherwise it's not changed I don't think
Starbucks hadn't made it further than London by then I don't think....
And it sounds like there is still nowhere to pee at 3am then. Darn"Of course there is i stopped on the way back from Manchester once about 3 am and needed a wee wee | |||
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"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're NOT listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is not Jim, this is not Jim. Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Carrying ladders? Wearing a hat? Wearing a polka dot bikini? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want. Everyone is welcome.* *Disclaimer: text shamelessly plagiarised from the proper nocturnal thread. Rindstone cowboy, wasn’t that Mike Harding? (I’ll be amazed if anyone gets that joke) Rochdale Cowboy was Mike Harding Good evening Matt and welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Thank you for bringing your little book of facts about Rochdale - it's a while since I was last in that neck of the woods
Oooo my brother lives in Rochdale
Once upon a long time ago, I lived in Rochdale too
I drove through Rochdale once. There were no toilets open. It was about 3 in the morning in the late 90s though.
It's got a Starbucks now but otherwise it's not changed I don't think
A new housing estate near a morrisons thats all i know
They probably have toilets.
Yeah they do "So what's your brother's address? Asking for a friend obvs. For next time they're there needing a wee at 3am. | |||
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"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense
Mainly you....
And you had expert help with the hat choosing
Yeah first came the belt then came the hat
Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*
Now you give them
Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything
Just how you like it though
Much much better
What my rider or giving you orders
Um. Both?
Ok fair enough ill continue then
Please do sir
Ok i will now get me my sara lee double chocolate gateu and double thick cream and dont forget the triffle please thank you
Ok. But as I have no car you may have to come get it "Hang on its my rider | |||
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"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're NOT listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is not Jim, this is not Jim. Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Carrying ladders? Wearing a hat? Wearing a polka dot bikini? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want. Everyone is welcome.* *Disclaimer: text shamelessly plagiarised from the proper nocturnal thread. Rindstone cowboy, wasn’t that Mike Harding? (I’ll be amazed if anyone gets that joke) Rochdale Cowboy was Mike Harding Good evening Matt and welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Thank you for bringing your little book of facts about Rochdale - it's a while since I was last in that neck of the woods
Oooo my brother lives in Rochdale
Once upon a long time ago, I lived in Rochdale too
I drove through Rochdale once. There were no toilets open. It was about 3 in the morning in the late 90s though.
It's got a Starbucks now but otherwise it's not changed I don't think
Starbucks hadn't made it further than London by then I don't think....
And it sounds like there is still nowhere to pee at 3am then. Darn
Of course there is i stopped on the way back from Manchester once about 3 am and needed a wee wee "Oh did you now. Mine was a Wednesday though | |||
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"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're NOT listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is not Jim, this is not Jim. Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Carrying ladders? Wearing a hat? Wearing a polka dot bikini? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want. Everyone is welcome.* *Disclaimer: text shamelessly plagiarised from the proper nocturnal thread. Rindstone cowboy, wasn’t that Mike Harding? (I’ll be amazed if anyone gets that joke) Rochdale Cowboy was Mike Harding Good evening Matt and welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Thank you for bringing your little book of facts about Rochdale - it's a while since I was last in that neck of the woods
Oooo my brother lives in Rochdale
Once upon a long time ago, I lived in Rochdale too
I drove through Rochdale once. There were no toilets open. It was about 3 in the morning in the late 90s though.
It's got a Starbucks now but otherwise it's not changed I don't think
Starbucks hadn't made it further than London by then I don't think....
And it sounds like there is still nowhere to pee at 3am then. Darn
Of course there is i stopped on the way back from Manchester once about 3 am and needed a wee wee "Manchester is a whole different kettle of fish though | |||
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"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're NOT listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is not Jim, this is not Jim. Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Carrying ladders? Wearing a hat? Wearing a polka dot bikini? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want. Everyone is welcome.* *Disclaimer: text shamelessly plagiarised from the proper nocturnal thread. Rindstone cowboy, wasn’t that Mike Harding? (I’ll be amazed if anyone gets that joke) Rochdale Cowboy was Mike Harding Good evening Matt and welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Thank you for bringing your little book of facts about Rochdale - it's a while since I was last in that neck of the woods
Oooo my brother lives in Rochdale
Once upon a long time ago, I lived in Rochdale too
I drove through Rochdale once. There were no toilets open. It was about 3 in the morning in the late 90s though.
It's got a Starbucks now but otherwise it's not changed I don't think
A new housing estate near a morrisons thats all i know
They probably have toilets.
Yeah they do
So what's your brother's address?
Asking for a friend obvs. For next time they're there needing a wee at 3am."Dont know just know how to get there | |||
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"Who knew Rochdale could be the thing we all coalesce around? Martyn found a housing estate. Posh didn't find a wee. Nin did his shopping. And I went to my first school there. Good old Rochdale, home of the Co-operative movement "Bless thee Rochdale.... bringing us together thus. | |||
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"So what town are we all passing through next? Can I nominate Milton Keynes? " Hmmmmmm, what about all the roundabouts? | |||
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"Who knew Rochdale could be the thing we all coalesce around? Martyn found a housing estate. Posh didn't find a wee. Nin did his shopping. And I went to my first school there. Good old Rochdale, home of the Co-operative movement
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"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're NOT listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is not Jim, this is not Jim. Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Carrying ladders? Wearing a hat? Wearing a polka dot bikini? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want. Everyone is welcome.* *Disclaimer: text shamelessly plagiarised from the proper nocturnal thread. Rindstone cowboy, wasn’t that Mike Harding? (I’ll be amazed if anyone gets that joke) Rochdale Cowboy was Mike Harding Good evening Matt and welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Thank you for bringing your little book of facts about Rochdale - it's a while since I was last in that neck of the woods
Oooo my brother lives in Rochdale
Once upon a long time ago, I lived in Rochdale too
I drove through Rochdale once. There were no toilets open. It was about 3 in the morning in the late 90s though.
It's got a Starbucks now but otherwise it's not changed I don't think
A new housing estate near a morrisons thats all i know
They probably have toilets.
Yeah they do
So what's your brother's address?
Asking for a friend obvs. For next time they're there needing a wee at 3am.
Dont know just know how to get there "Hopeless. | |||
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"So what town are we all passing through next? Can I nominate Milton Keynes? Hmmmmmm, what about all the roundabouts? Oh those roundabouts. And those bloody straight roads. However, lots of toilets. " I do prefer a curve in my road and a good old fashioned junction with fifteen different traffic light configurations and no right hand filter | |||
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Bless thee Rochdale.... bringing us together thus."We found love in a hopless place  | |||
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"Who knew Rochdale could be the thing we all coalesce around? Martyn found a housing estate. Posh didn't find a wee. Nin did his shopping. And I went to my first school there. Good old Rochdale, home of the Co-operative movement
Bless thee Rochdale.... bringing us together thus.
We found love in a hopless place "*hopeless* | |||
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"Who knew Rochdale could be the thing we all coalesce around? Martyn found a housing estate. Posh didn't find a wee. Nin did his shopping. And I went to my first school there. Good old Rochdale, home of the Co-operative movement
Bless thee Rochdale.... bringing us together thus.
We found love in a hopless place "Rochdale is raising it's eyebrow at that, Martyn | |||
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"So what town are we all passing through next? Can I nominate Milton Keynes? Hmmmmmm, what about all the roundabouts? Oh those roundabouts. And those bloody straight roads. However, lots of toilets. I've been to Milton Keynes! Many many roundabouts." My dad used to work in Milton keynes | |||
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"Who knew Rochdale could be the thing we all coalesce around? Martyn found a housing estate. Posh didn't find a wee. Nin did his shopping. And I went to my first school there. Good old Rochdale, home of the Co-operative movement
Bless thee Rochdale.... bringing us together thus.
We found love in a hopless place
Rochdale is raising it's eyebrow at that, Martyn "Yeah it has to be good for something though really because the roads will break any car | |||
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"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense
Mainly you....
And you had expert help with the hat choosing
Yeah first came the belt then came the hat
Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*
Now you give them
Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything
Just how you like it though
Much much better
What my rider or giving you orders
Um. Both?
Ok fair enough ill continue then
Please do sir
Ok i will now get me my sara lee double chocolate gateu and double thick cream and dont forget the triffle please thank you
Ok. But as I have no car you may have to come get it
Hang on its my rider "You want it you have to come get it. That's the point of a rider. It's a bribe to get you to go somewhere | |||
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"Who knew Rochdale could be the thing we all coalesce around? Martyn found a housing estate. Posh didn't find a wee. Nin did his shopping. And I went to my first school there. Good old Rochdale, home of the Co-operative movement
Bless thee Rochdale.... bringing us together thus.
We found love in a hopless place
*hopeless* "Actually Hopless is apt. Hopwood Hall is a spooky old manor house in Rochdale | |||
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"Who knew Rochdale could be the thing we all coalesce around? Martyn found a housing estate. Posh didn't find a wee. Nin did his shopping. And I went to my first school there. Good old Rochdale, home of the Co-operative movement
Bless thee Rochdale.... bringing us together thus.
We found love in a hopless place
Rochdale is raising it's eyebrow at that, Martyn "Not just Rochdale tbf | |||
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"Who knew Rochdale could be the thing we all coalesce around? Martyn found a housing estate. Posh didn't find a wee. Nin did his shopping. And I went to my first school there. Good old Rochdale, home of the Co-operative movement
Bless thee Rochdale.... bringing us together thus.
We found love in a hopless place
Rochdale is raising it's eyebrow at that, Martyn
Yeah it has to be good for something though really because the roads will break any car "The town will break any spirit | |||
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"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense
Mainly you....
And you had expert help with the hat choosing
Yeah first came the belt then came the hat
Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*
Now you give them
Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything
Just how you like it though
Much much better
What my rider or giving you orders
Um. Both?
Ok fair enough ill continue then
Please do sir
Ok i will now get me my sara lee double chocolate gateu and double thick cream and dont forget the triffle please thank you
Ok. But as I have no car you may have to come get it
Hang on its my rider
You want it you have to come get it. That's the point of a rider. It's a bribe to get you to go somewhere "Nope my rider its also got the place i consume it on it as well. | |||
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"Who knew Rochdale could be the thing we all coalesce around? Martyn found a housing estate. Posh didn't find a wee. Nin did his shopping. And I went to my first school there. Good old Rochdale, home of the Co-operative movement
Bless thee Rochdale.... bringing us together thus.
We found love in a hopless place
*hopeless*
Actually Hopless is apt. Hopwood Hall is a spooky old manor house in Rochdale "Oh really school day again i tend not to go all that often | |||
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"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense
Mainly you....
And you had expert help with the hat choosing
Yeah first came the belt then came the hat
Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*
Now you give them
Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything
Just how you like it though
Much much better
What my rider or giving you orders
Um. Both?
Ok fair enough ill continue then
Please do sir
Ok i will now get me my sara lee double chocolate gateu and double thick cream and dont forget the triffle please thank you
Ok. But as I have no car you may have to come get it
Hang on its my rider
You want it you have to come get it. That's the point of a rider. It's a bribe to get you to go somewhere
Nope my rider its also got the place i consume it on it as well. "
How very saucy of it | |||
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"Who knew Rochdale could be the thing we all coalesce around? Martyn found a housing estate. Posh didn't find a wee. Nin did his shopping. And I went to my first school there. Good old Rochdale, home of the Co-operative movement
Bless thee Rochdale.... bringing us together thus.
We found love in a hopless place
Rochdale is raising it's eyebrow at that, Martyn
Not just Rochdale tbf"No the Rock always raises his eyebrow at me | |||
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"Who knew Rochdale could be the thing we all coalesce around? Martyn found a housing estate. Posh didn't find a wee. Nin did his shopping. And I went to my first school there. Good old Rochdale, home of the Co-operative movement
Bless thee Rochdale.... bringing us together thus.
We found love in a hopless place
Rochdale is raising it's eyebrow at that, Martyn
Yeah it has to be good for something though really because the roads will break any car
The town will break any spirit "No i would fuck its shit right up | |||
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"Who knew Rochdale could be the thing we all coalesce around? Martyn found a housing estate. Posh didn't find a wee. Nin did his shopping. And I went to my first school there. Good old Rochdale, home of the Co-operative movement
Bless thee Rochdale.... bringing us together thus.
We found love in a hopless place
*hopeless*
Actually Hopless is apt. Hopwood Hall is a spooky old manor house in Rochdale
Oh really school day again i tend not to go all that often "Every day's a school day Martyn | |||
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"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense
Mainly you....
And you had expert help with the hat choosing
Yeah first came the belt then came the hat
Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*
Now you give them
Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything
Just how you like it though
Much much better
What my rider or giving you orders
Um. Both?
Ok fair enough ill continue then
Please do sir
Ok i will now get me my sara lee double chocolate gateu and double thick cream and dont forget the triffle please thank you
Ok. But as I have no car you may have to come get it
Hang on its my rider
You want it you have to come get it. That's the point of a rider. It's a bribe to get you to go somewhere
Nope my rider its also got the place i consume it on it as well.
How very saucy of it "Yeah i put the double thick cream on it
And no get out the gutter i never waste sweet puddings me | |||
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"Who knew Rochdale could be the thing we all coalesce around? Martyn found a housing estate. Posh didn't find a wee. Nin did his shopping. And I went to my first school there. Good old Rochdale, home of the Co-operative movement
Bless thee Rochdale.... bringing us together thus.
We found love in a hopless place
Rochdale is raising it's eyebrow at that, Martyn
Yeah it has to be good for something though really because the roads will break any car
The town will break any spirit
No i would fuck its shit right up "Fighting talk, goodness. The nocturnal thread hasn't seen the like of it before | |||
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"Who knew Rochdale could be the thing we all coalesce around? Martyn found a housing estate. Posh didn't find a wee. Nin did his shopping. And I went to my first school there. Good old Rochdale, home of the Co-operative movement
Bless thee Rochdale.... bringing us together thus.
We found love in a hopless place
*hopeless*
Actually Hopless is apt. Hopwood Hall is a spooky old manor house in Rochdale
Oh really school day again i tend not to go all that often
Every day's a school day Martyn " | |||
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"Who knew Rochdale could be the thing we all coalesce around? Martyn found a housing estate. Posh didn't find a wee. Nin did his shopping. And I went to my first school there. Good old Rochdale, home of the Co-operative movement
Bless thee Rochdale.... bringing us together thus.
We found love in a hopless place
*hopeless*
Actually Hopless is apt. Hopwood Hall is a spooky old manor house in Rochdale
Oh really school day again i tend not to go all that often
Every day's a school day Martyn "Of course it is, i miss school  | |||
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"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense
Mainly you....
And you had expert help with the hat choosing
Yeah first came the belt then came the hat
Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*
Now you give them
Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything
Just how you like it though
Much much better
What my rider or giving you orders
Um. Both?
Ok fair enough ill continue then
Please do sir
Ok i will now get me my sara lee double chocolate gateu and double thick cream and dont forget the triffle please thank you
Ok. But as I have no car you may have to come get it
Hang on its my rider
You want it you have to come get it. That's the point of a rider. It's a bribe to get you to go somewhere
Nope my rider its also got the place i consume it on it as well.
How very saucy of it
Yeah i put the double thick cream on it
And no get out the gutter i never waste sweet puddings me "I said nothing. Absolutely nothing. Sweet angel me was silent then | |||
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"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense
Mainly you....
And you had expert help with the hat choosing
Yeah first came the belt then came the hat
Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*
Now you give them
Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything
Just how you like it though
Much much better
What my rider or giving you orders
Um. Both?
Ok fair enough ill continue then
Please do sir
Ok i will now get me my sara lee double chocolate gateu and double thick cream and dont forget the triffle please thank you
Ok. But as I have no car you may have to come get it
Hang on its my rider
You want it you have to come get it. That's the point of a rider. It's a bribe to get you to go somewhere
Nope my rider its also got the place i consume it on it as well.
How very saucy of it
Yeah i put the double thick cream on it
And no get out the gutter i never waste sweet puddings me
I said nothing. Absolutely nothing. Sweet angel me was silent then "You angel | |||
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Jim! They led me astray!"With a belt | |||
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"Who knew Rochdale could be the thing we all coalesce around? Martyn found a housing estate. Posh didn't find a wee. Nin did his shopping. And I went to my first school there. Good old Rochdale, home of the Co-operative movement
Bless thee Rochdale.... bringing us together thus.
We found love in a hopless place
*hopeless*
Actually Hopless is apt. Hopwood Hall is a spooky old manor house in Rochdale
Oh really school day again i tend not to go all that often
Every day's a school day Martyn
Of course it is, i miss school "We provide a comprehensive education here | |||
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"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense
Mainly you....
And you had expert help with the hat choosing
Yeah first came the belt then came the hat
Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*
Now you give them
Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything
Just how you like it though
Much much better
What my rider or giving you orders
Um. Both?
Ok fair enough ill continue then
Please do sir
Ok i will now get me my sara lee double chocolate gateu and double thick cream and dont forget the triffle please thank you
Ok. But as I have no car you may have to come get it
Hang on its my rider
You want it you have to come get it. That's the point of a rider. It's a bribe to get you to go somewhere
Nope my rider its also got the place i consume it on it as well.
How very saucy of it
Yeah i put the double thick cream on it
And no get out the gutter i never waste sweet puddings me
I said nothing. Absolutely nothing. Sweet angel me was silent then
You angel "Yep. I have pictures to prove it | |||
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Jim! They led me astray!
With a belt "Best way! | |||
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"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense
Mainly you....
And you had expert help with the hat choosing
Yeah first came the belt then came the hat
Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*
Now you give them
Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything
Just how you like it though
Much much better
What my rider or giving you orders
Um. Both?
Ok fair enough ill continue then
Please do sir
Ok i will now get me my sara lee double chocolate gateu and double thick cream and dont forget the triffle please thank you
Ok. But as I have no car you may have to come get it
Hang on its my rider
You want it you have to come get it. That's the point of a rider. It's a bribe to get you to go somewhere
Nope my rider its also got the place i consume it on it as well.
How very saucy of it
Yeah i put the double thick cream on it
And no get out the gutter i never waste sweet puddings me
I said nothing. Absolutely nothing. Sweet angel me was silent then
You angel
Yep. I have pictures to prove it"And i have a whole 512 GB phone that saya completly the opposite | |||
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Caught you batman "Chase me! Chase me! | |||
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"Who knew Rochdale could be the thing we all coalesce around? Martyn found a housing estate. Posh didn't find a wee. Nin did his shopping. And I went to my first school there. Good old Rochdale, home of the Co-operative movement
Bless thee Rochdale.... bringing us together thus.
We found love in a hopless place
*hopeless*
Actually Hopless is apt. Hopwood Hall is a spooky old manor house in Rochdale
Oh really school day again i tend not to go all that often
Every day's a school day Martyn
Of course it is, i miss school
We provide a comprehensive education here "Yeah of course just still miss school i loved school | |||
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Caught you batman
Chase me! Chase me!"Here comes Superman | |||
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Jim! They led me astray!"Outrageous nocturnal behaviour. | |||
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Caught you batman
Chase me! Chase me!"Oh this IS exciting | |||
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Who is this, lurking on the late late thread?! " | |||
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"Jim, you had a very long sit down wee. Was it the cola drink?! | |||
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Caught you batman
Chase me! Chase me!
Here comes Superman " | |||
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"Jim, things have really bounced along quite quickly tonight
I know. I saw there was a late, late late nocturnal thread, I was going to say hello there. But you've all been busy filling. "We did get very well filled, yes | |||
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"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense
Mainly you....
And you had expert help with the hat choosing
Yeah first came the belt then came the hat
Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*
Now you give them
Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything
Just how you like it though
Much much better
What my rider or giving you orders
Um. Both?
Ok fair enough ill continue then
Please do sir
Ok i will now get me my sara lee double chocolate gateu and double thick cream and dont forget the triffle please thank you
Ok. But as I have no car you may have to come get it
Hang on its my rider
You want it you have to come get it. That's the point of a rider. It's a bribe to get you to go somewhere
Nope my rider its also got the place i consume it on it as well.
How very saucy of it
Yeah i put the double thick cream on it
And no get out the gutter i never waste sweet puddings me
I said nothing. Absolutely nothing. Sweet angel me was silent then
You angel
Yep. I have pictures to prove it
And i have a whole 512 GB phone that saya completly the opposite "Nooooooo. Wasn't me. Mostly. | |||
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Caught you batman
Chase me! Chase me!
Here comes Superman
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Who is this, lurking on the late late thread?!
Jim, you had a very long sit down wee. Was it the cola drink?! " | |||
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Caught you batman
Chase me! Chase me!
Here comes Superman
Caught you " | |||
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"Jim, things have really bounced along quite quickly tonight
I know. I saw there was a late, late late nocturnal thread, I was going to say hello there. But you've all been busy filling.
We did get very well filled, yes "At one point Batman with five guys as well | |||
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"Jim, things have really bounced along quite quickly tonight
I know. I saw there was a late, late late nocturnal thread, I was going to say hello there. But you've all been busy filling.
We did get very well filled, yes
At one point Batman with five guys as well " | |||
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Jim! They led me astray!
Outrageous nocturnal behaviour."Tis. Definitely. | |||
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"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense
Mainly you....
And you had expert help with the hat choosing
Yeah first came the belt then came the hat
Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*
Now you give them
Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything
Just how you like it though
Much much better
What my rider or giving you orders
Um. Both?
Ok fair enough ill continue then
Please do sir
Ok i will now get me my sara lee double chocolate gateu and double thick cream and dont forget the triffle please thank you
Ok. But as I have no car you may have to come get it
Hang on its my rider
You want it you have to come get it. That's the point of a rider. It's a bribe to get you to go somewhere
Nope my rider its also got the place i consume it on it as well.
How very saucy of it
Yeah i put the double thick cream on it
And no get out the gutter i never waste sweet puddings me
I said nothing. Absolutely nothing. Sweet angel me was silent then
You angel
Yep. I have pictures to prove it
And i have a whole 512 GB phone that saya completly the opposite
Nooooooo. Wasn't me. Mostly.
"It was you told me to do it and then sent me things | |||
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"Jim, things have really bounced along quite quickly tonight
I know. I saw there was a late, late late nocturnal thread, I was going to say hello there. But you've all been busy filling.
We did get very well filled, yes
At one point Batman with five guys as well
"And a burger in fact. Got weird. | |||
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"Jim, things have really bounced along quite quickly tonight
I know. I saw there was a late, late late nocturnal thread, I was going to say hello there. But you've all been busy filling.
We did get very well filled, yes
At one point Batman with five guys as well
"I believe its also known as air tight well with 3 any way | |||
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"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense
Mainly you....
And you had expert help with the hat choosing
Yeah first came the belt then came the hat
Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*
Now you give them
Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything
Just how you like it though
Much much better
What my rider or giving you orders
Um. Both?
Ok fair enough ill continue then
Please do sir
Ok i will now get me my sara lee double chocolate gateu and double thick cream and dont forget the triffle please thank you
Ok. But as I have no car you may have to come get it
Hang on its my rider
You want it you have to come get it. That's the point of a rider. It's a bribe to get you to go somewhere
Nope my rider its also got the place i consume it on it as well.
How very saucy of it
Yeah i put the double thick cream on it
And no get out the gutter i never waste sweet puddings me
I said nothing. Absolutely nothing. Sweet angel me was silent then
You angel
Yep. I have pictures to prove it
And i have a whole 512 GB phone that saya completly the opposite
Nooooooo. Wasn't me. Mostly.
It was you told me to do it and then sent me things "Er. New phone. Who dis? | |||
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"Jim, things have really bounced along quite quickly tonight
I know. I saw there was a late, late late nocturnal thread, I was going to say hello there. But you've all been busy filling.
We did get very well filled, yes
At one point Batman with five guys as well
And a burger in fact. Got weird. "Plus breakfast, belts and twat hats | |||
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"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense
Mainly you....
And you had expert help with the hat choosing
Yeah first came the belt then came the hat
Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*
Now you give them
Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything
Just how you like it though
Much much better
What my rider or giving you orders
Um. Both?
Ok fair enough ill continue then
Please do sir
Ok i will now get me my sara lee double chocolate gateu and double thick cream and dont forget the triffle please thank you
Ok. But as I have no car you may have to come get it
Hang on its my rider
You want it you have to come get it. That's the point of a rider. It's a bribe to get you to go somewhere
Nope my rider its also got the place i consume it on it as well.
How very saucy of it
Yeah i put the double thick cream on it
And no get out the gutter i never waste sweet puddings me
I said nothing. Absolutely nothing. Sweet angel me was silent then
You angel
Yep. I have pictures to prove it
And i have a whole 512 GB phone that saya completly the opposite
Nooooooo. Wasn't me. Mostly.
It was you told me to do it and then sent me things
Er. New phone. Who dis? "Dis the Sexy hatted twat | |||
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"I never knew Martyn's brother lives in Rochdale." Every day is a school day, Jim | |||
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"I never knew Martyn's brother lives in Rochdale. Every day is a school day, Jim "Innit. | |||
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"I never knew Martyn's brother lives in Rochdale." Yeah i have one in Rochdale, one in Nuneaton and my mums in sussex we are slowly moving around | |||
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"Jim, things have really bounced along quite quickly tonight
I know. I saw there was a late, late late nocturnal thread, I was going to say hello there. But you've all been busy filling.
We did get very well filled, yes
At one point Batman with five guys as well
And a burger in fact. Got weird.
Plus breakfast, belts and twat hats "Airtight, 5-way, burger breakfast with twats in hats from Rochdale. Sums it up really | |||
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"Nocturnal amigos, it may well be time for Mrs KC to get some beauty sleep ( God knows I need it!) It's been a blast tonight and thank you for joining in. I shall hand back to Shrewsbury's finest "Get some well deserved sleep we moved quickly but you did very well indeed sweet dreams | |||
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"Have you been eating scotch eggs?" More like Scotch Bonnets. We're on fire tonight | |||
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"Nocturnal amigos, it may well be time for Mrs KC to get some beauty sleep ( God knows I need it!) It's been a blast tonight and thank you for joining in. I shall hand back to Shrewsbury's finest "Nanight Mrs KC. Give Mr a squidge and a smacker from me | |||
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"Jim, things have really bounced along quite quickly tonight
I know. I saw there was a late, late late nocturnal thread, I was going to say hello there. But you've all been busy filling.
We did get very well filled, yes
At one point Batman with five guys as well
And a burger in fact. Got weird.
Plus breakfast, belts and twat hats
Airtight, 5-way, burger breakfast with twats in hats from Rochdale. Sums it up really "All wrapped in a belt with plenty of booty and costume changes | |||
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"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense
Mainly you....
And you had expert help with the hat choosing
Yeah first came the belt then came the hat
Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*
Now you give them
Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything
Just how you like it though
Much much better
What my rider or giving you orders
Um. Both?
Ok fair enough ill continue then
Please do sir
Ok i will now get me my sara lee double chocolate gateu and double thick cream and dont forget the triffle please thank you
Ok. But as I have no car you may have to come get it
Hang on its my rider
You want it you have to come get it. That's the point of a rider. It's a bribe to get you to go somewhere
Nope my rider its also got the place i consume it on it as well.
How very saucy of it
Yeah i put the double thick cream on it
And no get out the gutter i never waste sweet puddings me
I said nothing. Absolutely nothing. Sweet angel me was silent then
You angel
Yep. I have pictures to prove it
And i have a whole 512 GB phone that saya completly the opposite
Nooooooo. Wasn't me. Mostly.
It was you told me to do it and then sent me things
Er. New phone. Who dis?
Dis the Sexy hatted twat "Oh you! Yeah. I told and then sent. I remember | |||
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"Nocturnal amigos, it may well be time for Mrs KC to get some beauty sleep ( God knows I need it!) It's been a blast tonight and thank you for joining in. I shall hand back to Shrewsbury's finest
Nanight Mrs KC. Give Mr a squidge and a smacker from me "Ohhhhhh I'll give him a smack from you, Posh 
Thank you everyone
*Hands back the helm of the good ship Nocturnal to Jim* | |||
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"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense
Mainly you....
And you had expert help with the hat choosing
Yeah first came the belt then came the hat
Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*
Now you give them
Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything
Just how you like it though
Much much better
What my rider or giving you orders
Um. Both?
Ok fair enough ill continue then
Please do sir
Ok i will now get me my sara lee double chocolate gateu and double thick cream and dont forget the triffle please thank you
Ok. But as I have no car you may have to come get it
Hang on its my rider
You want it you have to come get it. That's the point of a rider. It's a bribe to get you to go somewhere
Nope my rider its also got the place i consume it on it as well.
How very saucy of it
Yeah i put the double thick cream on it
And no get out the gutter i never waste sweet puddings me
I said nothing. Absolutely nothing. Sweet angel me was silent then
You angel
Yep. I have pictures to prove it
And i have a whole 512 GB phone that saya completly the opposite
Nooooooo. Wasn't me. Mostly.
It was you told me to do it and then sent me things
Er. New phone. Who dis?
Dis the Sexy hatted twat
Oh you! Yeah. I told and then sent. I remember "Thats right see my phone never lies to me | |||
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"I never knew Martyn's brother lives in Rochdale. Yeah i have one in Rochdale, one in Nuneaton and my mums in sussex we are slowly moving around "Rochdale and Nuneaton are fine towns. I've not enjoyed the joy of Sussex. | |||
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"Nocturnal amigos, it may well be time for Mrs KC to get some beauty sleep ( God knows I need it!) It's been a blast tonight and thank you for joining in. I shall hand back to Shrewsbury's finest "Thanks for nocturnalling. Na night. x | |||
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"Nocturnal amigos, it may well be time for Mrs KC to get some beauty sleep ( God knows I need it!) It's been a blast tonight and thank you for joining in. I shall hand back to Shrewsbury's finest
Nanight Mrs KC. Give Mr a squidge and a smacker from me
Ohhhhhh I'll give him a smack from you, Posh
Thank you everyone
*Hands back the helm of the good ship Nocturnal to Jim*"Er.... hang on.... Ah well. He will probably enjoy that as much | |||
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"I never knew Martyn's brother lives in Rochdale. Yeah i have one in Rochdale, one in Nuneaton and my mums in sussex we are slowly moving around
Rochdale and Nuneaton are fine towns. I've not enjoyed the joy of Sussex."Nuneaton really isnt although it was once mentioned on two pints of Lager and a packet of Crisps | |||
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"I never knew Martyn's brother lives in Rochdale. Yeah i have one in Rochdale, one in Nuneaton and my mums in sussex we are slowly moving around
Rochdale and Nuneaton are fine towns. I've not enjoyed the joy of Sussex."Rochdale has no 3am toilets on a Wednesday. Sussex does. But I don't know about Nuneaton | |||
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"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense
Mainly you....
And you had expert help with the hat choosing
Yeah first came the belt then came the hat
Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*
Now you give them
Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything
Just how you like it though
Much much better
What my rider or giving you orders
Um. Both?
Ok fair enough ill continue then
Please do sir
Ok i will now get me my sara lee double chocolate gateu and double thick cream and dont forget the triffle please thank you
Ok. But as I have no car you may have to come get it
Hang on its my rider
You want it you have to come get it. That's the point of a rider. It's a bribe to get you to go somewhere
Nope my rider its also got the place i consume it on it as well.
How very saucy of it
Yeah i put the double thick cream on it
And no get out the gutter i never waste sweet puddings me
I said nothing. Absolutely nothing. Sweet angel me was silent then
You angel
Yep. I have pictures to prove it
And i have a whole 512 GB phone that saya completly the opposite
Nooooooo. Wasn't me. Mostly.
It was you told me to do it and then sent me things
Er. New phone. Who dis?
Dis the Sexy hatted twat
Oh you! Yeah. I told and then sent. I remember "This exchange has 52 emojis. | |||
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"I never knew Martyn's brother lives in Rochdale. Yeah i have one in Rochdale, one in Nuneaton and my mums in sussex we are slowly moving around
Rochdale and Nuneaton are fine towns. I've not enjoyed the joy of Sussex.
Rochdale has no 3am toilets on a Wednesday. Sussex does. But I don't know about Nuneaton "Nuneaton is the toilet | |||
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"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense
Mainly you....
And you had expert help with the hat choosing
Yeah first came the belt then came the hat
Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*
Now you give them
Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything
Just how you like it though
Much much better
What my rider or giving you orders
Um. Both?
Ok fair enough ill continue then
Please do sir
Ok i will now get me my sara lee double chocolate gateu and double thick cream and dont forget the triffle please thank you
Ok. But as I have no car you may have to come get it
Hang on its my rider
You want it you have to come get it. That's the point of a rider. It's a bribe to get you to go somewhere
Nope my rider its also got the place i consume it on it as well.
How very saucy of it
Yeah i put the double thick cream on it
And no get out the gutter i never waste sweet puddings me
I said nothing. Absolutely nothing. Sweet angel me was silent then
You angel
Yep. I have pictures to prove it
And i have a whole 512 GB phone that saya completly the opposite
Nooooooo. Wasn't me. Mostly.
It was you told me to do it and then sent me things
Er. New phone. Who dis?
Dis the Sexy hatted twat
Oh you! Yeah. I told and then sent. I remember
This exchange has 52 emojis."That's because Martyn was slacking. | |||
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"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense
Mainly you....
And you had expert help with the hat choosing
Yeah first came the belt then came the hat
Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*
Now you give them
Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything
Just how you like it though
Much much better
What my rider or giving you orders
Um. Both?
Ok fair enough ill continue then
Please do sir
Ok i will now get me my sara lee double chocolate gateu and double thick cream and dont forget the triffle please thank you
Ok. But as I have no car you may have to come get it
Hang on its my rider
You want it you have to come get it. That's the point of a rider. It's a bribe to get you to go somewhere
Nope my rider its also got the place i consume it on it as well.
How very saucy of it
Yeah i put the double thick cream on it
And no get out the gutter i never waste sweet puddings me
I said nothing. Absolutely nothing. Sweet angel me was silent then
You angel
Yep. I have pictures to prove it
And i have a whole 512 GB phone that saya completly the opposite
Nooooooo. Wasn't me. Mostly.
It was you told me to do it and then sent me things
Er. New phone. Who dis?
Dis the Sexy hatted twat
Oh you! Yeah. I told and then sent. I remember
Thats right see my phone never lies to me "This exchange has 53 emojis. | |||
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"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense
Mainly you....
And you had expert help with the hat choosing
Yeah first came the belt then came the hat
Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*
Now you give them
Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything
Just how you like it though
Much much better
What my rider or giving you orders
Um. Both?
Ok fair enough ill continue then
Please do sir
Ok i will now get me my sara lee double chocolate gateu and double thick cream and dont forget the triffle please thank you
Ok. But as I have no car you may have to come get it
Hang on its my rider
You want it you have to come get it. That's the point of a rider. It's a bribe to get you to go somewhere
Nope my rider its also got the place i consume it on it as well.
How very saucy of it
Yeah i put the double thick cream on it
And no get out the gutter i never waste sweet puddings me
I said nothing. Absolutely nothing. Sweet angel me was silent then
You angel
Yep. I have pictures to prove it
And i have a whole 512 GB phone that saya completly the opposite
Nooooooo. Wasn't me. Mostly.
It was you told me to do it and then sent me things
Er. New phone. Who dis?
Dis the Sexy hatted twat
Oh you! Yeah. I told and then sent. I remember
This exchange has 52 emojis."Thats because i do love a great emoji well its fab an emoji | |||
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"I never knew Martyn's brother lives in Rochdale. Yeah i have one in Rochdale, one in Nuneaton and my mums in sussex we are slowly moving around
Rochdale and Nuneaton are fine towns. I've not enjoyed the joy of Sussex.
Rochdale has no 3am toilets on a Wednesday. Sussex does. But I don't know about Nuneaton
Nuneaton is the toilet "Ah ha! | |||
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"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense
Mainly you....
And you had expert help with the hat choosing
Yeah first came the belt then came the hat
Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*
Now you give them
Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything
Just how you like it though
Much much better
What my rider or giving you orders
Um. Both?
Ok fair enough ill continue then
Please do sir
Ok i will now get me my sara lee double chocolate gateu and double thick cream and dont forget the triffle please thank you
Ok. But as I have no car you may have to come get it
Hang on its my rider
You want it you have to come get it. That's the point of a rider. It's a bribe to get you to go somewhere
Nope my rider its also got the place i consume it on it as well.
How very saucy of it
Yeah i put the double thick cream on it
And no get out the gutter i never waste sweet puddings me
I said nothing. Absolutely nothing. Sweet angel me was silent then
You angel
Yep. I have pictures to prove it
And i have a whole 512 GB phone that saya completly the opposite
Nooooooo. Wasn't me. Mostly.
It was you told me to do it and then sent me things
Er. New phone. Who dis?
Dis the Sexy hatted twat
Oh you! Yeah. I told and then sent. I remember
This exchange has 52 emojis.
That's because Martyn was slacking. " | |||
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"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense
Mainly you....
And you had expert help with the hat choosing
Yeah first came the belt then came the hat
Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*
Now you give them
Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything
Just how you like it though
Much much better
What my rider or giving you orders
Um. Both?
Ok fair enough ill continue then
Please do sir
Ok i will now get me my sara lee double chocolate gateu and double thick cream and dont forget the triffle please thank you
Ok. But as I have no car you may have to come get it
Hang on its my rider
You want it you have to come get it. That's the point of a rider. It's a bribe to get you to go somewhere
Nope my rider its also got the place i consume it on it as well.
How very saucy of it
Yeah i put the double thick cream on it
And no get out the gutter i never waste sweet puddings me
I said nothing. Absolutely nothing. Sweet angel me was silent then
You angel
Yep. I have pictures to prove it
And i have a whole 512 GB phone that saya completly the opposite
Nooooooo. Wasn't me. Mostly.
It was you told me to do it and then sent me things
Er. New phone. Who dis?
Dis the Sexy hatted twat
Oh you! Yeah. I told and then sent. I remember
This exchange has 52 emojis.
That's because Martyn was slacking. "I know right proper slacking as well better get my emoji on | |||
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"I never knew Martyn's brother lives in Rochdale. Yeah i have one in Rochdale, one in Nuneaton and my mums in sussex we are slowly moving around
Rochdale and Nuneaton are fine towns. I've not enjoyed the joy of Sussex.
Rochdale has no 3am toilets on a Wednesday. Sussex does. But I don't know about Nuneaton
Nuneaton is the toilet "Martyn! | |||
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"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense
Mainly you....
And you had expert help with the hat choosing
Yeah first came the belt then came the hat
Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*
Now you give them
Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything
Just how you like it though
Much much better
What my rider or giving you orders
Um. Both?
Ok fair enough ill continue then
Please do sir
Ok i will now get me my sara lee double chocolate gateu and double thick cream and dont forget the triffle please thank you
Ok. But as I have no car you may have to come get it
Hang on its my rider
You want it you have to come get it. That's the point of a rider. It's a bribe to get you to go somewhere
Nope my rider its also got the place i consume it on it as well.
How very saucy of it
Yeah i put the double thick cream on it
And no get out the gutter i never waste sweet puddings me
I said nothing. Absolutely nothing. Sweet angel me was silent then
You angel
Yep. I have pictures to prove it
And i have a whole 512 GB phone that saya completly the opposite
Nooooooo. Wasn't me. Mostly.
It was you told me to do it and then sent me things
Er. New phone. Who dis?
Dis the Sexy hatted twat
Oh you! Yeah. I told and then sent. I remember
This exchange has 52 emojis.
That's because Martyn was slacking.
I know right proper slacking as well better get my emoji on "Yeah. Slacker | |||
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"I never knew Martyn's brother lives in Rochdale. Yeah i have one in Rochdale, one in Nuneaton and my mums in sussex we are slowly moving around
Rochdale and Nuneaton are fine towns. I've not enjoyed the joy of Sussex.
Rochdale has no 3am toilets on a Wednesday. Sussex does. But I don't know about Nuneaton
Nuneaton is the toilet
Martyn!"What, you know me always speak a truth Jim | |||
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"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense
Mainly you....
And you had expert help with the hat choosing
Yeah first came the belt then came the hat
Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*
Now you give them
Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything
Just how you like it though
Much much better
What my rider or giving you orders
Um. Both?
Ok fair enough ill continue then
Please do sir
Ok i will now get me my sara lee double chocolate gateu and double thick cream and dont forget the triffle please thank you
Ok. But as I have no car you may have to come get it
Hang on its my rider
You want it you have to come get it. That's the point of a rider. It's a bribe to get you to go somewhere
Nope my rider its also got the place i consume it on it as well.
How very saucy of it
Yeah i put the double thick cream on it
And no get out the gutter i never waste sweet puddings me
I said nothing. Absolutely nothing. Sweet angel me was silent then
You angel
Yep. I have pictures to prove it
And i have a whole 512 GB phone that saya completly the opposite
Nooooooo. Wasn't me. Mostly.
It was you told me to do it and then sent me things
Er. New phone. Who dis?
Dis the Sexy hatted twat
Oh you! Yeah. I told and then sent. I remember
This exchange has 52 emojis.
That's because Martyn was slacking.
I know right proper slacking as well better get my emoji on
Yeah. Slacker "Sorry  | |||
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"Martyn. Put that damn hat away. " No i got it back out with the pic you did for me while i was driving to see a special somebody  | |||
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"Martyn. Put that damn hat away. No i got it back out with the pic you did for me while i was driving to see a special somebody "I noticed. Now put it away.... | |||
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"Martyn. Put that damn hat away. No i got it back out with the pic you did for me while i was driving to see a special somebody
I noticed. Now put it away.... "Not what you normally to do | |||
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"Martyn. Put that damn hat away. No i got it back out with the pic you did for me while i was driving to see a special somebody
I noticed. Now put it away....
Not what you normally to do "*tell me* | |||
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"Martyn. Put that damn hat away. No i got it back out with the pic you did for me while i was driving to see a special somebody
I noticed. Now put it away....
Not what you normally to do
*tell me* "The hat. Just the hat | |||
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"I'm craving something sweet." I have chocolate buttons in the kitchen. | |||
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"I'm craving something sweet. I have chocolate buttons in the kitchen." Yes please can I have some? | |||
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"I'm craving something sweet. I have chocolate buttons in the kitchen."  | |||
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"I'm craving something sweet. I have chocolate buttons in the kitchen. Yes please can I have some?" If you go get them. They're all the way in there and I'm feeling lazy. | |||
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"I'm craving something sweet. I have chocolate buttons in the kitchen. "And milk bottle chewy thingys. Apparently there is a packet of haribo as well. | |||
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"I'm craving something sweet. I have chocolate buttons in the kitchen.
And milk bottle chewy thingys.
Apparently there is a packet of haribo as well."I'm in a chocolate mood. | |||
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"I'm craving something sweet. I have chocolate buttons in the kitchen.
And milk bottle chewy thingys.
Apparently there is a packet of haribo as well.
I'm in a chocolate mood."You have the buttons then. | |||
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"I'm craving something sweet. I have chocolate buttons in the kitchen.
And milk bottle chewy thingys.
Apparently there is a packet of haribo as well.
I'm in a chocolate mood.
You have the buttons then. "Thank you very much. | |||
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"I'm craving something sweet. I have chocolate buttons in the kitchen.
And milk bottle chewy thingys.
Apparently there is a packet of haribo as well.
I'm in a chocolate mood.
You have the buttons then.
Thank you very much."Any time Jim. Sharing is caring after all | |||
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"I'm craving something sweet. I have chocolate buttons in the kitchen.
And milk bottle chewy thingys.
Apparently there is a packet of haribo as well.
I'm in a chocolate mood.
You have the buttons then.
Thank you very much.
Any time Jim. Sharing is caring after all " | |||
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Hello ninja man" | |||
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"I'm craving something sweet. I have chocolate buttons in the kitchen.
And milk bottle chewy thingys.
Apparently there is a packet of haribo as well.
I'm in a chocolate mood.
You have the buttons then.
Thank you very much.
Any time Jim. Sharing is caring after all "Thats what fucked the world up though the milk bottles are mine | |||
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"Is it very early or very late? | |||
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"I'm craving something sweet. I have chocolate buttons in the kitchen.
And milk bottle chewy thingys.
Apparently there is a packet of haribo as well.
I'm in a chocolate mood.
You have the buttons then.
Thank you very much.
Any time Jim. Sharing is caring after all
Thats what fucked the world up though the milk bottles are mine "Lucky I like haribo really | |||
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"Martyn. Put that damn hat away. No i got it back out with the pic you did for me while i was driving to see a special somebody
I noticed. Now put it away....
Not what you normally to do
*tell me*
The hat. Just the hat "Oooo i have that one as well | |||
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"All this nocturnal chatting, and no Jamie." I think she had an early night | |||
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Is it very early or very late? "Late for you lot, morning glory for me | |||
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"I'm craving something sweet. I have chocolate buttons in the kitchen.
And milk bottle chewy thingys.
Apparently there is a packet of haribo as well.
I'm in a chocolate mood.
You have the buttons then.
Thank you very much.
Any time Jim. Sharing is caring after all
Thats what fucked the world up though the milk bottles are mine
Lucky I like haribo really "Well it is really isnt it | |||
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"Martyn. Put that damn hat away. No i got it back out with the pic you did for me while i was driving to see a special somebody
I noticed. Now put it away....
Not what you normally to do
*tell me*
The hat. Just the hat
Oooo i have that one as well "I meant put the sodding hat away! | |||
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Hello ninja man
Is it very early or very late?
Late for you lot, morning glory for me "Oooooooooh glorious | |||
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"Martyn. Put that damn hat away. No i got it back out with the pic you did for me while i was driving to see a special somebody
I noticed. Now put it away....
Not what you normally to do
*tell me*
The hat. Just the hat
Oooo i have that one as well
I meant put the sodding hat away! "I think its still in my car actually | |||
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"Martyn. Put that damn hat away. No i got it back out with the pic you did for me while i was driving to see a special somebody
I noticed. Now put it away....
Not what you normally to do
*tell me*
The hat. Just the hat
Oooo i have that one as well
I meant put the sodding hat away!
I think its still in my car actually "Been there weeks now! | |||
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"All this nocturnal chatting, and no Jamie. I think she had an early night " The conversation went round to eggs last night. I did egg and hen facts. That's eggs and animals, seamlessly linking the chat to animals. She buggered off and never saw the egg and hen facts. I hope she had a nice carbonara. | |||
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