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A miss is as good as a mile lol
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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First off, this is not a moan as I have been on this site long enough to know the score. It's just a funny observation that when I am looking at likely profiles:
Those who are looking for someone my age can't accommodate.
Those who are looking for someone my age and can accommodate... ...won't meet smokers (hm, time to try and quit again).
Those who are looking for someone my age, and can accommodate, and will meet smokers... ...won't meet married men.
Those who are looking for someone my age and can accommodate, will meet smokers, and married men... ...are looking for VWE only (and I'm honest enough to know I'm not).
And those who can accommodate, will meet smokers, and married men, and don't mind the size of a member's member... ...won't meet people over the age of 45 (and I'm 46 damn!)
Having said all that I have met some lovely people.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its fabs law.........a little like sods law but more sexually frustrating "
True dat. I can accom, I aint married and fit more peoples age ranges, but even when I do, they all live to far away or won't bloody meet me anyway! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its fabs law.........a little like sods law but more sexually frustrating True dat. I can accom, I aint married and fit more peoples age ranges, but even when I do, they all live to far away or won't bloody meet me anyway!"
How very rude of them! *tuts* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its fabs law.........a little like sods law but more sexually frustrating True dat. I can accom, I aint married and fit more peoples age ranges, but even when I do, they all live to far away or won't bloody meet me anyway!
How very rude of them! *tuts* "
Absolutely, disgusting behaviour...........They don't know what they are missing eh? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There are eight million people in London and none compatible within 150 miles of me  "
Not so much on this site, but I did belong to a site where it did seem that everyone who was compatible lived too far away to meet.
All the local searches found were 18 year old supermodels who were looking to explore their bi side  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"There are eight million people in London and none compatible within 150 miles of me "
But they'll all be on the wrong side of the river. You know it takes longer than getting up to Manchester. |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Its fabs law.........a little like sods law but more sexually frustrating True dat. I can accom, I aint married and fit more peoples age ranges, but even when I do, they all live to far away or won't bloody meet me anyway!
How very rude of them! *tuts* Absolutely, disgusting behaviour...........They don't know what they are missing eh?"
Their loss Georgy....(Fab cliche #69) |
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By *habsMan
over a year ago
Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex |
OP, Try my situation:
Easy going, happy to meet socially, will have a laugh, and I do accomodate (might even make breakfast if I got enough eggs in without having to go to the shop! lol)
.. and yes, I do (now) have a partner (also on the site) (but she's such a naughty minx, she likes to watch when we're both out in clubs) but we primarily prefer our single meets.
... and I get told "too good to be true". Lol. |
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By *habsMan
over a year ago
Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex |
"Its fabs law.........a little like sods law but more sexually frustrating True dat. I can accom, I aint married and fit more peoples age ranges, but even when I do, they all live to far away or won't bloody meet me anyway!"
Yup - same here. Or they want me to travel to them, then pay for the hotel at the same time! Lol. |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
"First off, this is not a moan as I have been on this site long enough to know the score. It's just a funny observation that when I am looking at likely profiles:
Those who are looking for someone my age can't accommodate.
Those who are looking for someone my age and can accommodate... ...won't meet smokers (hm, time to try and quit again).
Those who are looking for someone my age, and can accommodate, and will meet smokers... ...won't meet married men.
Those who are looking for someone my age and can accommodate, will meet smokers, and married men... ...are looking for VWE only (and I'm honest enough to know I'm not).
And those who can accommodate, will meet smokers, and married men, and don't mind the size of a member's member... ...won't meet people over the age of 45 (and I'm 46 damn!)
Having said all that I have met some lovely people. "
well maybe the thing is to look at the things you can control... maybe you should get yourself unmarried....... and stop smoking... and start accomodating.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its fabs law.........a little like sods law but more sexually frustrating True dat. I can accom, I aint married and fit more peoples age ranges, but even when I do, they all live to far away or won't bloody meet me anyway!
How very rude of them! *tuts* Absolutely, disgusting behaviour...........They don't know what they are missing eh?
Their loss Georgy....(Fab cliche #69) "
I am happ to give a 69........... |
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"Its fabs law.........a little like sods law but more sexually frustrating True dat. I can accom, I aint married and fit more peoples age ranges, but even when I do, they all live to far away or won't bloody meet me anyway!
How very rude of them! *tuts* Absolutely, disgusting behaviour...........They don't know what they are missing eh?
Their loss Georgy....(Fab cliche #69) I am happ to give a 69..........."
happless? is that the word you were after?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its fabs law.........a little like sods law but more sexually frustrating True dat. I can accom, I aint married and fit more peoples age ranges, but even when I do, they all live to far away or won't bloody meet me anyway!
How very rude of them! *tuts* Absolutely, disgusting behaviour...........They don't know what they are missing eh?
Their loss Georgy....(Fab cliche #69) I am happ to give a 69...........
happless? is that the word you were after? "
Oi, I got ur back earlier! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"First off, this is not a moan as I have been on this site long enough to know the score. It's just a funny observation that when I am looking at likely profiles:
Those who are looking for someone my age can't accommodate.
Those who are looking for someone my age and can accommodate... ...won't meet smokers (hm, time to try and quit again).
Those who are looking for someone my age, and can accommodate, and will meet smokers... ...won't meet married men.
Those who are looking for someone my age and can accommodate, will meet smokers, and married men... ...are looking for VWE only (and I'm honest enough to know I'm not).
And those who can accommodate, will meet smokers, and married men, and don't mind the size of a member's member... ...won't meet people over the age of 45 (and I'm 46 damn!)
Having said all that I have met some lovely people.
well maybe the thing is to look at the things you can control... maybe you should get yourself unmarried....... and stop smoking... and start accomodating...."
GETTING UNMARRIED=divorce
divorce=ex getting the house
ex getting the house=CAN'T ACCOMMODATE
CAN'T ACCOMMODATE=stress due to flat hunting
stress due to flat hunting=SMOKING MORE!
The guys better off staying where he is! At least he will save money on the cigs!
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"First off, this is not a moan as I have been on this site long enough to know the score. It's just a funny observation that when I am looking at likely profiles:
Those who are looking for someone my age can't accommodate.
Those who are looking for someone my age and can accommodate... ...won't meet smokers (hm, time to try and quit again).
Those who are looking for someone my age, and can accommodate, and will meet smokers... ...won't meet married men.
Those who are looking for someone my age and can accommodate, will meet smokers, and married men... ...are looking for VWE only (and I'm honest enough to know I'm not).
And those who can accommodate, will meet smokers, and married men, and don't mind the size of a member's member... ...won't meet people over the age of 45 (and I'm 46 damn!)
Having said all that I have met some lovely people.
well maybe the thing is to look at the things you can control... maybe you should get yourself unmarried....... and stop smoking... and start accomodating....
GETTING UNMARRIED=divorce
divorce=ex getting the house
ex getting the house=CAN'T ACCOMMODATE
CAN'T ACCOMMODATE=stress due to flat hunting
stress due to flat hunting=SMOKING MORE!
The guys better off staying where he is! At least he will save money on the cigs!
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Funny that.
The ex's don't seem to struggle getting plenty of meets though do they? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"GETTING UNMARRIED=divorce
divorce=ex getting the house
ex getting the house=CAN'T ACCOMMODATE
CAN'T ACCOMMODATE=stress due to flat hunting
stress due to flat hunting=SMOKING MORE!
The guys better off staying where he is! At least he will save money on the cigs!
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Although I should quit smoking and go back to the gym more regularly. |
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