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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don’t think I know enough about any one subject so I think it would have to be semi autobiographical. Maybe a collection of short stories taken from things I’ve done and seen. Probably entitled ‘How not to learn from mistakes’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It would probably be an autobiography piece, highlighting my early life, political views, and plans for what would make a better Britain while vilifying those responsible for its downfall.
Throwing a few names around, but will probably call it "My Struggle"  |
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"It would probably be an autobiography piece, highlighting my early life, political views, and plans for what would make a better Britain while vilifying those responsible for its downfall.
Throwing a few names around, but will probably call it "My Struggle" "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It would probably be an autobiography piece, highlighting my early life, political views, and plans for what would make a better Britain while vilifying those responsible for its downfall.
Throwing a few names around, but will probably call it "My Struggle"
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Obviously no historian! |
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"It would probably be an autobiography piece, highlighting my early life, political views, and plans for what would make a better Britain while vilifying those responsible for its downfall.
Throwing a few names around, but will probably call it "My Struggle" "
In German so you can have pages and pages of verbs |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It would probably be an autobiography piece, highlighting my early life, political views, and plans for what would make a better Britain while vilifying those responsible for its downfall.
Throwing a few names around, but will probably call it "My Struggle"
In German so you can have pages and pages of verbs"
Already appealing to wider market, very smart! |
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"It would probably be an autobiography piece, highlighting my early life, political views, and plans for what would make a better Britain while vilifying those responsible for its downfall.
Throwing a few names around, but will probably call it "My Struggle" "
Carry on kampfing?  |
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"It would probably be an autobiography piece, highlighting my early life, political views, and plans for what would make a better Britain while vilifying those responsible for its downfall.
Throwing a few names around, but will probably call it "My Struggle"
In German so you can have pages and pages of verbs
Already appealing to wider market, very smart!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wrote a Gorean adventure story some time back, think it was about 20,000 words in the end. I printed it out myself and ringbound it. I was really chuffed with myself though the story was probably rubbish lol |
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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago
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"It would probably be an autobiography piece, highlighting my early life, political views, and plans for what would make a better Britain while vilifying those responsible for its downfall.
Throwing a few names around, but will probably call it "My Struggle" "
Is that you, Mr Farage? |
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"Cunts: I've got one and I am one
The truth about cunts.
I love you
I've spent too long beating round the bush
Ba-dum-tush
Bush eww I don't want to floss etc etc"
I'll spray it pink, wallop a stick up my vag, and change its name to candy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cunts: I've got one and I am one
The truth about cunts.
I love you
I've spent too long beating round the bush
Ba-dum-tush
Bush eww I don't want to floss etc etc
I'll spray it pink, wallop a stick up my vag, and change its name to candy "
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"Cunts: I've got one and I am one
The truth about cunts.
With a wall of vag as the front cover "
Not mine tho, my flaps are so long it would need to be a pop up and I ain't got the cash to fund the extra paper! |
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"Cunts: I've got one and I am one
The truth about cunts.
I love you
I've spent too long beating round the bush
Ba-dum-tush
Bush eww I don't want to floss etc etc
I'll spray it pink, wallop a stick up my vag, and change its name to candy "
https://youtu.be/zaL9VrQOP0E |
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"Cunts: I've got one and I am one
The truth about cunts.
I love you
I've spent too long beating round the bush
Ba-dum-tush
Bush eww I don't want to floss etc etc
I'll spray it pink, wallop a stick up my vag, and change its name to candy
https://youtu.be/zaL9VrQOP0E"
I was genuinely a little hesitant of what I was gonna witness |
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"Cunts: I've got one and I am one
The truth about cunts.
I love you
I've spent too long beating round the bush
Ba-dum-tush
Bush eww I don't want to floss etc etc
I'll spray it pink, wallop a stick up my vag, and change its name to candy
https://youtu.be/zaL9VrQOP0E
I was genuinely a little hesitant of what I was gonna witness "
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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My book, which I'm thinking of doing, would be about my Dad growing up in London East end, during WW2...his story is so interesting and his memories are very clear. He was evacuated to the country with his Mum and little sister, with no possessions...they were moved around, sometimes daily, to different overcrowded houses... I would call it...'Where will we sleep tonight, Mummy?'.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've written and published 4 books now. Nothing set the world alight but they've sold reasonably and still sell the odd one every now and then."
Wow. What are the titles?
Did you self publish, how many formats did you use cos you need different ISBN numbers for each type don’t you, I didn’t realise this. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Very brief synopsis.
Unexpectedly they meet and he sweeps her off her feet. Reeling her into a world made of his lies until she finds out who he really is.
Title still to be decided |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I've written and published 4 books now. Nothing set the world alight but they've sold reasonably and still sell the odd one every now and then.
Wow. What are the titles?
Did you self publish, how many formats did you use cos you need different ISBN numbers for each type don’t you, I didn’t realise this. "
I'm not really comfortable sharing the titles because I'm not really comfortable sharing my full name on fab. But they're geeky non fiction on a subject that most people would find very boring lol.
And yes. You need a different ISBN for each format. I published hardcover and paperback, and as mine were photo heavy and the original editions were all printed in mono I did a limited run of a colour edition as well. So 4 different ISBN in total, as it was 4 editions. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I've written and published 4 books now. Nothing set the world alight but they've sold reasonably and still sell the odd one every now and then.
Wow. What are the titles?
Did you self publish, how many formats did you use cos you need different ISBN numbers for each type don’t you, I didn’t realise this.
I'm not really comfortable sharing the titles because I'm not really comfortable sharing my full name on fab. But they're geeky non fiction on a subject that most people would find very boring lol.
And yes. You need a different ISBN for each format. I published hardcover and paperback, and as mine were photo heavy and the original editions were all printed in mono I did a limited run of a colour edition as well. So 4 different ISBN in total, as it was 4 editions."
And yes, self published. Although a local publisher/printer has since taken on one of them and printed more, which are for sale locally and on Amazon. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've written and published 4 books now. Nothing set the world alight but they've sold reasonably and still sell the odd one every now and then.
Wow. What are the titles?
Did you self publish, how many formats did you use cos you need different ISBN numbers for each type don’t you, I didn’t realise this.
I'm not really comfortable sharing the titles because I'm not really comfortable sharing my full name on fab. But they're geeky non fiction on a subject that most people would find very boring lol.
And yes. You need a different ISBN for each format. I published hardcover and paperback, and as mine were photo heavy and the original editions were all printed in mono I did a limited run of a colour edition as well. So 4 different ISBN in total, as it was 4 editions.
And yes, self published. Although a local publisher/printer has since taken on one of them and printed more, which are for sale locally and on Amazon."
I bought 10 as it was cheaper to buy bulk. Did you do print on order? |
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"I've published my work over the years. Ask posh if one of them had a very catchy title
That one was amazing! Hardback edition as I recall. "
Yep enough to give someone concussion that one is. The rest aren't that big thankfully |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I've written and published 4 books now. Nothing set the world alight but they've sold reasonably and still sell the odd one every now and then.
Wow. What are the titles?
Did you self publish, how many formats did you use cos you need different ISBN numbers for each type don’t you, I didn’t realise this.
I'm not really comfortable sharing the titles because I'm not really comfortable sharing my full name on fab. But they're geeky non fiction on a subject that most people would find very boring lol.
And yes. You need a different ISBN for each format. I published hardcover and paperback, and as mine were photo heavy and the original editions were all printed in mono I did a limited run of a colour edition as well. So 4 different ISBN in total, as it was 4 editions.
And yes, self published. Although a local publisher/printer has since taken on one of them and printed more, which are for sale locally and on Amazon.
I bought 10 as it was cheaper to buy bulk. Did you do print on order?"
No, first one I did a print run and worried I had over ordered, ended up selling almost 10 times that initial order and waiting for the books to fulfil the orders.
After that I took pre orders for the first run and ordered twice as many as were pre ordered, then did a second run which I sold and a third run which I still have a few left of each.
The third book is the one that is now published and printed by the local guys and they print when the local places that sell it need more. I deal with Amazon sales and if I need more I let them know and they drop some round (when I say local, I'm talking 500 yards from my house). |
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I wrote a book before but never got to finish.
It was sci-fi with sprinkles of fantasy.
Set in the future, so a lot of space exploration but there are werewolves, vampires and humans battling for control of the solar system
I hope one day ill get to finish it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've been told in the past, that I should write a book of short stories based on sex texts I've had with them. We never did come up with a name for it. Suggestions very welcomed. Winning one will be in the list of thanks when it's published  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've written and published 4 books now. Nothing set the world alight but they've sold reasonably and still sell the odd one every now and then.
Wow. What are the titles?
Did you self publish, how many formats did you use cos you need different ISBN numbers for each type don’t you, I didn’t realise this.
I'm not really comfortable sharing the titles because I'm not really comfortable sharing my full name on fab. But they're geeky non fiction on a subject that most people would find very boring lol.
And yes. You need a different ISBN for each format. I published hardcover and paperback, and as mine were photo heavy and the original editions were all printed in mono I did a limited run of a colour edition as well. So 4 different ISBN in total, as it was 4 editions.
And yes, self published. Although a local publisher/printer has since taken on one of them and printed more, which are for sale locally and on Amazon.
I bought 10 as it was cheaper to buy bulk. Did you do print on order?
No, first one I did a print run and worried I had over ordered, ended up selling almost 10 times that initial order and waiting for the books to fulfil the orders.
After that I took pre orders for the first run and ordered twice as many as were pre ordered, then did a second run which I sold and a third run which I still have a few left of each.
The third book is the one that is now published and printed by the local guys and they print when the local places that sell it need more. I deal with Amazon sales and if I need more I let them know and they drop some round (when I say local, I'm talking 500 yards from my house)."
They did say it’s cheaper to buy bulk rather than print on order but worries I’d be stuck with a load of books plus don’t have the initial outlay to purchase them all.
Also the issue of pricing, how do you decide how much your book is worth? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
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They did say it’s cheaper to buy bulk rather than print on order but worries I’d be stuck with a load of books plus don’t have the initial outlay to purchase them all.
Also the issue of pricing, how do you decide how much your book is worth? "
You take the general idea of how long is a piece of string really, that's how technical it was for me.
Look at other books on the same subject which are roughly comparable in length to yours, look at your outlay, how long it has taken you and speak to friends and family who you can trust to give an honest answer and ask what they'd pay. |
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I am seriously contemplating writing one. Everyone tells me I should.
It would be about my struggles with a covert narcissistic husband. He has been arrested 2 times, breached my safety order 5 times, tried to run me off the road is his car, is being investigated for fraud for forging my signature on a bank document.
I lost both my parents, dad in 2015, mum in 2018. Have had cancer 2 times since 2017 also. No one talks about 'young' women getting breast cancer. It needs to be highlighted...self check is soooo important.
Thats just the tip of the iceberg. I like to share my stories as I hope it will help people, even just 1 person.
I am still standing, still smiling
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