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"Run for a piss
Why is 10min from home you need a piss .Even if you been before you left.  "
It's worse when you're on the way back and your bowels recognise you're not long from home so now would be a good time to start relaxing.
I find myself scrambling for my doorkey whilst still on the bus stuck in traffic - traffic which my bowels don't take into fucking consideration! |
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"Run for a piss
Why is 10min from home you need a piss .Even if you been before you left.
It's worse when you're on the way back and your bowels recognise you're not long from home so now would be a good time to start relaxing.
I find myself scrambling for my doorkey whilst still on the bus stuck in traffic - traffic which my bowels don't take into fucking consideration! "
Why does it take you more turns on the key to open the door to normal. |
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"Run for a piss
Why is 10min from home you need a piss .Even if you been before you left.
It's worse when you're on the way back and your bowels recognise you're not long from home so now would be a good time to start relaxing.
I find myself scrambling for my doorkey whilst still on the bus stuck in traffic - traffic which my bowels don't take into fucking consideration!
Why does it take you more turns on the key to open the door to normal."
Or getting the fucking thing in the lock in the first place. Some cunt always moves lock when you need a poo I swear  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Run for a piss
Why is 10min from home you need a piss .Even if you been before you left.
It's worse when you're on the way back and your bowels recognise you're not long from home so now would be a good time to start relaxing.
I find myself scrambling for my doorkey whilst still on the bus stuck in traffic - traffic which my bowels don't take into fucking consideration!
Why does it take you more turns on the key to open the door to normal.
Or getting the fucking thing in the lock in the first place. Some cunt always moves lock when you need a poo I swear "
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