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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Has anyone ever used the triangular bumps for extra sensation while having the added advantage of the partner being able to enjoy toblerone and pussy after?

I mean it doesn’t have to be one of them full sized ones. Just saying.

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By *adeiteWoman  over a year ago

Staffordshire

I just imagined a full size one

Interesting design choice for sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I wonder what other chocolate bars would make for a good dildo?

Yorkie perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nope, but a friend I have has used a corn on the cob with a condom on it.

Apparently the texture feels good.

Just make sure you put a condom on it, otherwise....well....that would just be weird

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nope. Can’t say I have

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nope, but a friend I have has used a corn on the cob with a condom on it.

Apparently the texture feels good.

Just make sure you put a condom on it, otherwise....well....that would just be weird

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Nope, but a friend I have has used a corn on the cob with a condom on it.

Apparently the texture feels good.

Just make sure you put a condom on it, otherwise....well....that would just be weird

"

I read somewhere vegetables can give you an infection if not clean or used with a condom. So top tip there.

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By *adeiteWoman  over a year ago

Staffordshire

What about a Mars bar ice cream?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nope, but a friend I have has used a corn on the cob with a condom on it.

Apparently the texture feels good.

Just make sure you put a condom on it, otherwise....well....that would just be weird

I read somewhere vegetables can give you an infection if not clean or used with a condom. So top tip there. "

Correct.

Due to experiments with cucumbers I can no longer look at the vegetable isle in Asda without feeling ashamed yet sexually aroused at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Are we talking about Toblerone still boxed?

If it's unboxed then I'm sure the new type with the extra large gaps between chunks would break up too easily.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What about a Mars bar ice cream?"

Or a lion bar. More bumpy bits on it.

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By *ountry Boy FreshMan  over a year ago

Huddersfield

Some of this just sounds really really painful!

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By *eavertrackerMan  over a year ago

Bridgwater


"What about a Mars bar ice cream?"

Mars bar parties were the in thing in the 80s

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Has anyone ever used the triangular bumps for extra sensation while having the added advantage of the partner being able to enjoy toblerone and pussy after?

I mean it doesn’t have to be one of them full sized ones. Just saying. "

No, but I'm partial to a Ripple

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What about a Mars bar ice cream?"

You mean an ex partner and I aren't the only one's??

So much fun cleaning up afterwards too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Did the chocolate in fanny thing but it doesn’t have dry the coochie when you resume shagging

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You wouldn’t get it back the heat up there is surprising Iv tried with a banana and it didn’t end well. Could try a chocolate orange if feeling ambitious

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

Not in an airport departure lounge

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle

Toblerones, especially white ones are too good to put anywhere other than ya gob

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Does appear to be a novel concept... Especially for those of us who enjoy the taste of both toblerone and the taste of pussy! May have to buy one and put it aside just in case...

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By *rAitchMan  over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe


"I wonder what other chocolate bars would make for a good dildo?

Yorkie perhaps?"

Finger of Fadge... err fudge?

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

No but I did get Toblerone ice creams the other day. Don't waste your money

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's a really bad idea to insert chocolate into a vagina. That's a fast way to getting a yeast infection! and those suck!

I would advise against it, unless as stated earlier in the thread about putting a condom on it! Also a condom would make for easy retrieval if the chunks were to break off inside you!

That's Bella's tip of the day!

Makes clean up a breeze!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

the edges must bloody hurt.

no wonder elk are so fucking big

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By *ogan WillowCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

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By *ogan WillowCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

Dam, really? Ridged for your pleasure and all that peaking on entry too.

I think we'd rather be eating it for energy to play!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's a really bad idea to insert chocolate into a vagina.

That's Bella's tip of the day!

Makes clean up a breeze! "

So basically you recommend eating pussy first, then eating the toblerone, possibly using something else to fuck with. Still sounds good to me though, so I'll take that tip!

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By *ockosaurusMan  over a year ago

Warwick


"Are we talking about Toblerone still boxed?

If it's unboxed then I'm sure the new type with the extra large gaps between chunks would break up too easily."

They have reverted back to the old style as they had too many complaints, so I'm sure it'll be fine now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Brings a whole new meaning to....

Dipped Flake

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By *r loveslickinMan  over a year ago

Deeside

You would have to put it in fridge/ freezer first... they melt too quickly then the little bits get everywhere and with the gooey chocolate it goes almost gritty

Fun licking it up though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

An acquaintance swore by a cornetto. She said it was the cooling sensation that did it for her.

Cleaning up afterwards was fun.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Has anyone ever used the triangular bumps for extra sensation while having the added advantage of the partner being able to enjoy toblerone and pussy after?

I mean it doesn’t have to be one of them full sized ones. Just saying. "

The trick is not to let people know how really weird you are until it's too late for them to back out

Chocolate up the foof.... Just No!

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By *oldswarriorMan  over a year ago

Falkirk

Was this not a Billy Connoly joke back in the early 90's?

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