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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Then you can't move.
They look far too cute and cosy to disturb so you patiently wait until they are ready to budge before resuming with life  "
Haha, I know, my cat lies on my chest in bed in the morning  |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Then you can't move.
They look far too cute and cosy to disturb so you patiently wait until they are ready to budge before resuming with life "
Id feel the same if you was in my lap.
Id happily sit there just stroking you.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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About a year ago, I stopped letting my cats in my bedroom at night. One night, I moved to give them a bit more room, they filled the gap. I moved a bit more, and they filled that gap. I moved a bit more and fell out of bed. No more cats in the bedroom at night |
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"About a year ago, I stopped letting my cats in my bedroom at night. One night, I moved to give them a bit more room, they filled the gap. I moved a bit more, and they filled that gap. I moved a bit more and fell out of bed. No more cats in the bedroom at night "
When you have two cats and one lies on either side of you, you can't even move  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"About a year ago, I stopped letting my cats in my bedroom at night. One night, I moved to give them a bit more room, they filled the gap. I moved a bit more, and they filled that gap. I moved a bit more and fell out of bed. No more cats in the bedroom at night "
Yes but you do have six cats..what do you expect?... x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"About a year ago, I stopped letting my cats in my bedroom at night. One night, I moved to give them a bit more room, they filled the gap. I moved a bit more, and they filled that gap. I moved a bit more and fell out of bed. No more cats in the bedroom at night
Yes but you do have six cats..what do you expect?... x"
True |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"About a year ago, I stopped letting my cats in my bedroom at night. One night, I moved to give them a bit more room, they filled the gap. I moved a bit more, and they filled that gap. I moved a bit more and fell out of bed. No more cats in the bedroom at night
When you have two cats and one lies on either side of you, you can't even move "
It's as if they know |
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"Then you can't move.
They look far too cute and cosy to disturb so you patiently wait until they are ready to budge before resuming with life "
I kinda tollerate cats so they arnt my thing really and certainly not when they make there bed before lieing down on you.
As I found out, I will feed it and pet it no problem its just not making its bed on me.
You should try a small dog if you think a cats bad enough.
Small and cute and defends you, When it falls asleep at side of you its really lovable enough so sometimes your desperate for the toilet. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Then you can't move.
They look far too cute and cosy to disturb so you patiently wait until they are ready to budge before resuming with life
I kinda tollerate cats so they arnt my thing really and certainly not when they make there bed before lieing down on you.
As I found out, I will feed it and pet it no problem its just not making its bed on me.
You should try a small dog if you think a cats bad enough.
Small and cute and defends you, When it falls asleep at side of you its really lovable enough so sometimes your desperate for the toilet. "
I was raised with bed hogging dogs so also aware of their snuggle power too |
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"I'd probably sit there for an age until it moved. Then beg it not to go back to it's real home!"
That’s the kind of shit my cat pulls, he’s always coming home smelling of different perfume. He’s such a tart. |
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"I'd probably sit there for an age until it moved. Then beg it not to go back to it's real home!
That’s the kind of shit my cat pulls, he’s always coming home smelling of different perfume. He’s such a tart. "
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
"Then you can't move.
They look far too cute and cosy to disturb so you patiently wait until they are ready to budge before resuming with life
I kinda tollerate cats so they arnt my thing really and certainly not when they make there bed before lieing down on you.
As I found out, I will feed it and pet it no problem its just not making its bed on me.
You should try a small dog if you think a cats bad enough.
Small and cute and defends you, When it falls asleep at side of you its really lovable enough so sometimes your desperate for the toilet. "
We have four cats & they still manage to hog our super king size bed, mind you they are no match for the dog as he weighs nearly ten stone.
Once he’s decided he’s stopping still for a kip you are stopping too
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"About a year ago, I stopped letting my cats in my bedroom at night. One night, I moved to give them a bit more room, they filled the gap. I moved a bit more, and they filled that gap. I moved a bit more and fell out of bed. No more cats in the bedroom at night
When you have two cats and one lies on either side of you, you can't even move "
Try four.  |
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My cats are a frigging nightmare. Ive got a really big comfy arechair i curl up in. One cat is always on the chair arm another in the crook of my leg and the other on my knee. Its even worse when they want to all be on my knee at the same time |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
"They say that some dogs sit on feet because it is where it is the smelliest... is it the same for cat?
Well it ain't called my tuna tunnel for nothing "
So if I rub whiskers around my groin it will attract more pussy? |
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"They say that some dogs sit on feet because it is where it is the smelliest... is it the same for cat?
Well it ain't called my tuna tunnel for nothing
So if I rub whiskers around my groin it will attract more pussy? "
Now the cat is out of the bag, it might be time to invest in tinned feline fodder |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
"They say that some dogs sit on feet because it is where it is the smelliest... is it the same for cat?
Well it ain't called my tuna tunnel for nothing
So if I rub whiskers around my groin it will attract more pussy?
Now the cat is out of the bag, it might be time to invest in tinned feline fodder "
Comes across a bit fishy. |
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