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Constipation jokes are not my favourite type of joke but they’re a solid no2

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Such a shit joke..... Hold on.....

D'oh!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

did you hear about the constipated accountant?

He worked it out with a pencil

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The irony is I'm currently sat on a stool

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By *lbinoGorillaMan over a year ago

Redditch

Doctor: So when did you first notice that you had diarrhoea?

Patient: When I took my bicycle clips off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you hear about the film constipation?

It never came out...

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I wonder how many shit jokes will get squeezed out on this thread.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stardate 143.23.6

"Captain's log........still won't flush

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wonder how many shit jokes will get squeezed out on this thread.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you know that diarrhoea is actually hereditary.

It runs in your genes.

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’m not sure my shit jokes are funny, perhaps I could float a couple about.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you hear about the constipated accountant?

He couldn't budget.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Another for constipation is

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnaah

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Name

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What is the difference between a d*unken archer and a constipated owl?

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan over a year ago

Sussex

Then there was a cannibal who was cured of constipation when he passed his mother in law on the street.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What is the difference between a d*unken archer and a constipated owl?"

One shoots but can’t hit....

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Yes yes yes!!!

I full on PAAAAAHAHAA'd

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Had to bump this coz I'm still chuckling

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Seriously confused here. Saw the header, thought "yup, that's Nowhereman" but then........ WTF? He's a dick normally, but not today. Today he's a ninja. Nowhereman, where are you?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Seriously confused here. Saw the header, thought "yup, that's Nowhereman" but then........ WTF? He's a dick normally, but not today. Today he's a ninja. Nowhereman, where are you?!

"

Who’s nowhereman??

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Seriously confused here. Saw the header, thought "yup, that's Nowhereman" but then........ WTF? He's a dick normally, but not today. Today he's a ninja. Nowhereman, where are you?!

Who’s nowhereman??

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Seriously confused here. Saw the header, thought "yup, that's Nowhereman" but then........ WTF? He's a dick normally, but not today. Today he's a ninja. Nowhereman, where are you?!

Who’s nowhereman??

"

And you know I’m not just a dick I’m a complete twat as well

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Seriously confused here. Saw the header, thought "yup, that's Nowhereman" but then........ WTF? He's a dick normally, but not today. Today he's a ninja. Nowhereman, where are you?!

Who’s nowhereman??

And you know I’m not just a dick I’m a complete twat as well

"

That you are, my friend. That you are

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By *edfred77Couple over a year ago

warrington

How does Darth Vader like his toast.....on the dark side

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Had to bump this coz I'm still chuckling "

It's ironic you're from tooting...

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