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Donald Trump is on a tour of the Middle East when he suffers a heart attack and dies whilst in Jerusalem.
The local undertaker is looking after the body approaches the diplomats who had accompanied him on the tour. There are two different alternatives he says pay for his body to be flown home to the USA at a cost of $50,000 or I can bury him here in the holy land for $5,000.
The diplomats huddle together to discuss the options.
We want to fly him home they insist loudly.
Why on earth would you want to spend all that extra money? the undertaker asks.
The lead diplomat answers. Long ago, a man died here and was buried here, then three days later he rose from the dead......We just cannot take the risk!  |
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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Donald Trump is on a tour of the Middle East when he suffers a heart attack and dies whilst in Jerusalem.
The local undertaker is looking after the body approaches the diplomats who had accompanied him on the tour. There are two different alternatives he says pay for his body to be flown home to the USA at a cost of $50,000 or I can bury him here in the holy land for $5,000.
The diplomats huddle together to discuss the options.
We want to fly him home they insist loudly.
Why on earth would you want to spend all that extra money? the undertaker asks.
The lead diplomat answers. Long ago, a man died here and was buried here, then three days later he rose from the dead......We just cannot take the risk! "
Donald Trump: Zombie resurrection. There won't be enough weapons and religious artefacts to vanish him.
This has got to be the best crowdfunding ambition ever. Take my cash! |
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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago
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"He can work for anti vax shills and germ theory denialists "
He can sweep up and clean toilets in the mask factories on $7.25 per hour, with no healthcare nor holiday pay, like most Americans do. |
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"He can work for anti vax shills and germ theory denialists
He can sweep up and clean toilets in the mask factories on $7.25 per hour, with no healthcare nor holiday pay, like most Americans do."
Or whatever prisoners get paid, which is less. |
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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"He can work for anti vax shills and germ theory denialists
He can sweep up and clean toilets in the mask factories on $7.25 per hour, with no healthcare nor holiday pay, like most Americans do.
Or whatever prisoners get paid, which is less."
But they get free rent and food, more than some free people. |
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"He can work for anti vax shills and germ theory denialists
He can sweep up and clean toilets in the mask factories on $7.25 per hour, with no healthcare nor holiday pay, like most Americans do.
Or whatever prisoners get paid, which is less.
But they get free rent and food, more than some free people."
True |
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