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sure its asking for trouble again but off we go |
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over a year ago
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"sure its asking for trouble again but off we go "
He nicked that shirt he's wearing because it was to expensive on an oaps pension... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Uses a bum model for photos |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He was never in the Levi jeans advert !!  |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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... actually can't get those jeans on any higher - circa 1980 lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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hee hee perky we just both did the same guy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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she wants me soo bad  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"hee hee perky we just both did the same guy"
Ooohh I wish you would, lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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he thinks ben and jerrys is a cartoon lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"hee hee perky we just both did the same guy
Ooohh I wish you would, lol"
On most weekends he goes out just wearing a.... Tshirt... Shock horror!! |
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Thinks he can disappear for 6 months and come back unnoticed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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makes rocking chairs out of wooden clothes pegs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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works as a chugger and spends the cash on special brew |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ate my hamster. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ate my hamster."
Never owned a hamster |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Enjoys masturbating using a brillo pad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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loves the cool air thro her nighty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"hates boobs"
Haha, hilarious! :p |
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Chair of the local parish council |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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haggles in charity shops |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not sarcastic  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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sticks things up his bum |
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You make it sound like a bad thing
Once had a crush on Ann widdicombe (still has I think) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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holds up yellow soap bar to take pics |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"holds up yellow soap bar to take pics"
Once shagged miss tittley haha!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"holds up yellow soap bar to take pics
Once shagged miss tittley haha!!"
must have shagged her too hence knowing lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He's a fantastic fuck  |
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over a year ago
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"He's a fantastic fuck "
Someone's been talking about me again.
One above, closet straight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was arrested once for using Crampons in an illegal sexual act with a taper...the Crampons had been stolen from BnQ  |
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By *a and kaCouple
over a year ago
Leicestershire(ish) |
Is still pretending she is straight! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has athletes clunge!  |
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Lives on a diet of farleys rusks and mulligatawny soup |
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By *a and kaCouple
over a year ago
Leicestershire(ish) |
"Has athletes clunge! "
I asked him for 12 inches not a foot!!! 
As for _xscot............ he's really English and proud of it!!! |
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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago
Nr Chester |
Failed to show at ours on Friday and are now in bad books  |
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"has 44DD breasts"
48 inches I wil have you know
Enjoys felching |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
Have a deep desire to become Fab's first pirate marauder's |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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does favours for sailors |
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By *a and kaCouple
over a year ago
Leicestershire(ish) |
He was Zebedee's stunt double in the remake of the Magic Roundabout! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Eats onions in raw garlic sauce before every meet........ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He's a rent boy!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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wrote 50 shades of fab incounters |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Steals other peoples glasses |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lol licks tramps bumholes! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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spent the weekend at mine and boy did we have fun. |
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By *a and kaCouple
over a year ago
Leicestershire(ish) |
Is the love child of Fanny Craddock and Bobby Ball |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has been a member and has posted hate mail for years |
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always posts in the right threads |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"always posts in the right threads "
lol
yeah yeah.
lives in Cinderford and is scared of Bears........ |
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"always posts in the right threads lol
yeah yeah.
lives in Cinderford and is scared of Bears........"
the famous forest bears pmsl |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
walks about in a Nun's habit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wears knickers beneath his Kilt |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
Ohhh how did you know - lacy and frilly too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nicked my Hair Bleach! |
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"Nicked my Hair Bleach!"
He's really Wishy in disguise. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nicked my Hair Bleach!
He's really Wishy in disguise."
OMG, I don't know who should be more insulted, me or Wishy! |
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Lovely person great personality...... Real shame about that problem a while back.
Claims to be vegan. We all know the protein source!
Say no more |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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puts sherbert into tiny little plastic bags and sells it at festivals .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"puts sherbert into tiny little plastic bags and sells it at festivals .."
Buys little packets of sherbert at festivals and can't tell the difference...........
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"puts sherbert into tiny little plastic bags and sells it at festivals .. Buys little packets of sherbert at festivals and can't tell the difference..........."
Buys little packets of actual sherbet at festivals and trips |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"puts sherbert into tiny little plastic bags and sells it at festivals .. Buys little packets of sherbert at festivals and can't tell the difference...........
Buys little packets of actual sherbet at festivals and trips "
Finds that their shoes are actualy a little too heavy for them, can't climb their doorstep and trips...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"puts sherbert into tiny little plastic bags and sells it at festivals .. Buys little packets of sherbert at festivals and can't tell the difference...........
Buys little packets of actual sherbet at festivals and trips Finds that their shoes are actualy a little too heavy for them, can't climb their doorstep and trips......"
This thread is about telling lies 
You eat crayons and get high off your tits  ....oh shit, that wasn't a lie |
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I've been to Somewhere and foun it was Nowhere at all |
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he is realy the man off the milk tray advert  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've been to Somewhere and foun it was Nowhere at all "
Nicked my avatar |
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I've been to Somewhere and foun it was Nowhere at all
Nicked my avatar "
traded her avatar |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've been to Somewhere and foun it was Nowhere at all
Nicked my avatar "
Breaks every lense on every camera ever pointed at them (hence the lack of photos............. (will I get away with that one?) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"spent the weekend at mine and boy did we have fun. "
Cheeky, shhhh... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"spent the weekend at mine and boy did we have fun.
Cheeky, shhhh... "
She hates cock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"spent the weekend at mine and boy did we have fun.
Cheeky, shhhh...
She hates cock "
Waits, bent over, outside Shefield Train station asking people to park their bycycles...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"only buys suits that fit him "
I say! |
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"only buys suits that fit him "
She's no Lady. |
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"only buys suits that fit him I say!"
Birmingham City's biggest critic. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can go on and on, without the need of oxygen !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Isn't realy a Fun Guy.......... |
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I could have told you that
Squats in ikea |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've been to Somewhere and foun it was Nowhere at all
Nicked my avatar Breaks every lense on every camera ever pointed at them (hence the lack of photos............. (will I get away with that one?)"
*lies*
Yeah, you got away with that one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've been to Somewhere and foun it was Nowhere at all
Nicked my avatar Breaks every lense on every camera ever pointed at them (hence the lack of photos............. (will I get away with that one?)
*lies*
Yeah, you got away with that one "
lol, clever
Are actualy meeting lots of people at the moment (They are driveling in the forums, though, that bit IS true......) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've been to Somewhere and foun it was Nowhere at all
Nicked my avatar Breaks every lense on every camera ever pointed at them (hence the lack of photos............. (will I get away with that one?)
*lies*
Yeah, you got away with that one lol, clever
Are actualy meeting lots of people at the moment (They are driveling in the forums, though, that bit IS true......)"
The point of the thread is to lie
Here goes my lie.... I don't fancy meeting georgyporgey when we start meeting again |
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"Works in telesales"
Is not telling us that the 8m people in London who won't meet him is really two old spinsters who don't mind being pestered. |
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"Failed to show at ours on Friday and are now in bad books "
I drove around for hours |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Failed to show at ours on Friday and are now in bad books
I drove around for hours "
Doesn't drive!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've been to Somewhere and foun it was Nowhere at all
Nicked my avatar Breaks every lense on every camera ever pointed at them (hence the lack of photos............. (will I get away with that one?)
*lies*
Yeah, you got away with that one lol, clever
Are actualy meeting lots of people at the moment (They are driveling in the forums, though, that bit IS true......)
The point of the thread is to lie
Here goes my lie.... I don't fancy meeting georgyporgey when we start meeting again "
Is a good girl and not a bad baaaaaaad girl (with, I am sure a very ugly smelly and ill mannersed husband/partner ) and I haven't wondered where somewhere is and I haven't just tried to mail and so I don't feel frustrated that everyone of my sex is banned (and I wouldn't suggest that they mail me to be able to start a conversation).
:p |
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is out stealing car hub caps as we speak |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wears real fur! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Always exaggerates
I've told him a million times I hate that |
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over a year ago
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He suxs cock  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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didnt see ye running when my strap on came out to play |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Win't suck cock........ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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huh ... |
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" huh ... "
Wouldn't say boo to a goose. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" huh ... "
Is entirely sane and doesn't want me badly........ |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
from a town near you |
the tact of Ghandi |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
from a town near you |
"the tact of Ghandi "
was for mushy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the tact of Ghandi was for mushy"
No problem, it works for mee too!
Has awfull, awfull legs that I wouldn't ever want wraped around my head........ |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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back for more ,..... hmm bend over then . rover lol |
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over a year ago
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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knew ye cud keep yer gob shut an yer butt open hehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is a genuine profile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They keep pestering me for sex and won't take no for an answer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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has mouth of steel not balls lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"has mouth of steel not balls lol "
Deffo not a troll |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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see i knew you  me haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hates smurfs |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is stainless |
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"Is stainless "
Lives with a flock of sheep |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has a curly pelt herself........ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has a curly pelt herself........"
is a shabby, badly spoken bloke, who makes no effort both in and out of the bedroom |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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is actually a woman pretending to be a guy.. "she" has the biggest fanny I've ever seen! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"is actually a woman pretending to be a guy.. "she" has the biggest fanny I've ever seen! "
got her lips around my cock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"is actually a woman pretending to be a guy.. "she" has the biggest fanny I've ever seen!
got her lips around my cock "
Is welsh! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"is actually a woman pretending to be a guy.. "she" has the biggest fanny I've ever seen!
got her lips around my cock
Is welsh!"
supports manchester united |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Woah! one step too far!
Doesn't need to shave his cock, cos everyone likes pubes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He didn't kiss the girls. Cus he was scared of the bitches... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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lol would have to ask nicely, cos no one likes rude girls........ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"lol would have to ask nicely, cos no one likes rude girls........"
Likes rude girls |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"lol would have to ask nicely, cos no one likes rude girls........
Likes rude girls "
Flat chested... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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smooth sophisticated and never washes his hands |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"smooth sophisticated and never washes his hands "
Busted...
Only dates sane women... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"smooth sophisticated and never washes his hands
Busted...
Only dates sane women..."
Oiiiii ya dint have to drag me into it......flounces off......and fyi....im as.sane as the next man.....or woman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oiiiii ya dint have to drag me into it......flounces off......and fyi....im as.sane as the next man.....or woman "
Diirrrrty wench...
But never paranoid... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oiiiii ya dint have to drag me into it......flounces off......and fyi....im as.sane as the next man.....or woman
Diirrrrty wench...
But never paranoid..."
Dirty wench yes.....but clean home
Paranoid.....Nope leave that to others aint time to be paranoid im too insane for that....now go wash ya hands and ya mind |
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Addicted to smarties but because of OCD, has to eat the yellow ones first and throws the brown ones away |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Addicted to smarties but because of OCD, has to eat the yellow ones first and throws the brown ones away"
Omg how ya know that..ok whose been.grassing |
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Uses real chicken fillets in her wonder bra (she's been shagging a butcher) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Erm...... Has pictures of little Rabbits tattooed on his scrotum so from distance they look like Hares .....
Oh well at least I tried, sigh !!! |
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"Erm...... Has pictures of little Rabbits tattooed on his scrotum so from distance they look like Hares .....
Oh well at least I tried, sigh !!! "
It's a chinchilla  |
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Is currently doing a course in butchery at night school cos offering free chicken fillets is his best option for getting a shag... |
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Nice rump there, fancy a bit of scrag end?
Champion road sweeper, in dorking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh well on the subject of food preparation
The person above badly scalded their feet trying to cook a Heinz sponge pudding after reading the instruction on the side of the tin, which said “Stand in boiling water for 10 minutes”!
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Has a nylon phobia, can't bear the feel of it against naked skin... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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phwooarrrrr,,,,, sheeez,,,,,, maybe so .... but I suffer for my art.....
Yeah but.....
In a competition to see who could tell the biggest lie……
The person above came second after elaborately claiming they once risked life and limb doing a dare-devil stunt to become the first female to go over Niagara-Falls in a barrel,,,,,
The winner of the competition simply claimed to have witnessed the event !!! …… nur-nur------ rassssp!!!
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Has bunions the size of cricket balls and a fetish for old carebears |
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Is the product of cryogenics - he's just a head in a jar |
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"Is the product of cryogenics - he's just a head in a jar"
but what a head!
Once spent 3 months living in a cave believing she was Eric cantonas grandfather |
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"Is the product of cryogenics - he's just a head in a jar but what a head!
Once spent 3 months living in a cave believing she was Eric cantonas grandfather"
Mais non!
Je suis le grand-pere de Eric!
Et vous etes ma femme.
Laisser nous entrer dans la grotte at copuler |
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Travels to Blackpool once a month for the rock swallowing contest |
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over a year ago
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Travels to black pool once a month in a vain attempt to provide some rock......... |
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Can't provide rock
Sticks to candy floss |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't provide rock
Sticks to candy floss "
provides rock hard cock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't provide rock
Sticks to candy floss
provides rock hard cock "
Another bycycle park....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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turned down wild sex x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"turned down wild sex x"
fucked my girlfriend with her strap on |
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Great personality
Good looking too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Great personality
Good looking too"
Doesn't know any 'Irish' gags! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Frequently masturbates over a semi-nude photograph of John McCririck…… |
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Just been outed as John mccrirrick |
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By *a and kaCouple
over a year ago
Leicestershire(ish) |
Is that rotund they need a boomerang to put their belt on |
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over a year ago
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Refuses to use a bib when eating custard! |
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