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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What’s your favourite profile header you have seen?
I’ve just seen one saying;
“I’m like a mosquito, expect I don’t stop sucking when you smack me”
Tickled me, that did! "
The ones about not being interested in discreet blowjobs are quite funny also |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The best one I saw was a couple:
Seeking depraved perverts only"
Mines not far off that "
They are the best ones. It sets the bar to attract attention and like mine, people ask about it, about the adventures I want |
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I like the alliteration in mine...alliteration is woefully underused.
I'm thinking of changing it though because I get soooo many "I'd like sexy shenanigans with you" messages...which I always read in my head in the voice of the old men characters from The Fast Show |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"I like the alliteration in mine...alliteration is woefully underused.
I'm thinking of changing it though because I get soooo many "I'd like sexy shenanigans with you" messages...which I always read in my head in the voice of the old men characters from The Fast Show "
It's when they ask Ketchup or HP that you really have to worry |
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