Guy was in a car crash. His penis was crushed and cut off, he was in a coma.
Regained consciousness and was given the bad news. The good news though is he was next to the leading ‘penile transplant’ centre in the world and as a no blame accident he was due a 20 k compensation.
Surgeon explains , a small one is 6k, average one 12k, large one 20k.
Patient said he can’t make such a financial decision without discussion with his wife who is visiting later.
Surgeon returns in the evening, “did you discuss it with your wife”? “Yes” he replied, “we’ve decided on a new kitchen”!
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Old lady on the bus offers the driver some peanuts
After he finished she gave him some more, happily munching away he say’s “why aren’t you eating then”
No teeth she responds
“Why buy them then?”
I love the chocolate coating on them... |
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