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By *igR33Man
over a year ago
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Worst I ever heard getting used was when I still used to pull pints, the guy I was serving turned to the girl next to him at the bar and said... “my cocks not the biggest.... but I can lick the bottom of a Pringles tube!” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nice shoes... wanna fuck?
Did not work, but did break the ice enough for a conversation "
A swear this is true....a lady said that to me before. You get one guess which part she said to me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Worst I ever heard getting used was when I still used to pull pints, the guy I was serving turned to the girl next to him at the bar and said... “my cocks not the biggest.... but I can lick the bottom of a Pringles tube!” "
Haha!! That's fucking brilliant  |
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"Worst I ever heard getting used was when I still used to pull pints, the guy I was serving turned to the girl next to him at the bar and said... “my cocks not the biggest.... but I can lick the bottom of a Pringles tube!” "
I actually like that just Cheesy enough for me  |
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By *went OP Man
over a year ago
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"Another contender for the worst I’ve heard, gain when working in the boozer, guy at the bar says to this lassie, “my dicks 5inches..... but it smells like a foot!” "
That’s awful. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it"
That's a good one. It's cheeky and would get me interested in chatting with you if it was a line used on me & I fancied you! |
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