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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I got thinking after seeing a thread about favourite gameshows.
So, how about you test your knowledge and that of your fellow fabbers on all things relating to sex.
We'll have 2 teams, boys vs girls(tv/ts/cd join whichever team you fit into).
Rules: as I'm the op I'll ask the first question, meaning the boys team goes first. Basically I will post a question themed around sex and it must be answered by any member of the girls team. If that person answers correctly they then get to post their own question which must be answered by a member of the boys team. Googling for a question to ask is permitted but please, no googling answers. Sounds simple enough right? 
Okay.
Question 1. Name 3 sex positions that sound like they might have been popular in the wild West. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So are us girls winning 1-0?
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You are indeed lol a wrong answer or the wrong team giving an answer means a point to the other team.
How about you ask the next one? My shower is calling so I need to go for a bit anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So are us girls winning 1-0?
You are indeed lol a wrong answer or the wrong team giving an answer means a point to the other team.
How about you ask the next one? My shower is calling so I need to go for a bit anyway "
Okely Dokely
Question for the men:
What animal has a penis shaped like the letter S? |
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"So are us girls winning 1-0?
You are indeed lol a wrong answer or the wrong team giving an answer means a point to the other team.
How about you ask the next one? My shower is calling so I need to go for a bit anyway
Okely Dokely
Question for the men:
What animal has a penis shaped like the letter S?"
A pig? |
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"So are us girls winning 1-0?
You are indeed lol a wrong answer or the wrong team giving an answer means a point to the other team.
How about you ask the next one? My shower is calling so I need to go for a bit anyway
Okely Dokely
Question for the men:
What animal has a penis shaped like the letter S?
A pig? "
Glad I didn't know that... And cheers for the image girls....  |
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"What animal has a dick 4” longer than it’s own body and shaped like a corkscrew?
I think it's an underwater one but can't remember
Erm
Seahorse? "
It is water based. But not underwater.
Cindi’s comment just reminded me of this random knowledge I have in my head  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What animal has a dick 4” longer than it’s own body and shaped like a corkscrew?
I think it's an underwater one but can't remember
Erm
Seahorse?
It is water based. But not underwater.
Cindi’s comment just reminded me of this random knowledge I have in my head "
So it lives on water but not under it?
A Duck? |
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"What animal has a dick 4” longer than it’s own body and shaped like a corkscrew?
I think it's an underwater one but can't remember
Erm
Seahorse?
It is water based. But not underwater.
Cindi’s comment just reminded me of this random knowledge I have in my head
So it lives on water but not under it?
A Duck?"
correct. The Malard duck.
The ugly males also gang r@pe the female ducks. Sometimes to the point of death.
Just remember that the next time you’re all out feeding the cute ducks |
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By *igmaMan
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
"What animal has a dick 4” longer than it’s own body and shaped like a corkscrew?
I think it's an underwater one but can't remember
Erm
Seahorse?
It is water based. But not underwater.
Cindi’s comment just reminded me of this random knowledge I have in my head
So it lives on water but not under it?
A Duck? correct. The Malard duck.
The ugly males also gang r@pe the female ducks. Sometimes to the point of death.
Just remember that the next time you’re all out feeding the cute ducks "
Well go fuck a duck
They’re quite feisty! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is it a goat?
Hahaha well I suppose it would apply if there was a goat involved... but not specifically!
Fear of an erect goats penis?"
Can you imagine if that was actually a real thing
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Apologies, didn’t see your comment up there!
Fear of cock??
Close!!
The “ithy” part has thrown me. The phallo bit obviously means phallus. I’m stumped. Haha "
I think ithy means straight, so I guess straight phallus phobia, or fear of erections? |
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"I'm not sure who's turn it is to answer, but this is a great question anyway - what does a melcryptovestimentaphiliac compulsively steal?
Bradley Walsh, eat your heart out! "
Shiny things? Is it a magpie? |
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By *igmaMan
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
"I'm not sure who's turn it is to answer, but this is a great question anyway - what does a melcryptovestimentaphiliac compulsively steal?
Bradley Walsh, eat your heart out! "
It was ours... and we need a question guy!
Thanks for volunteering  |
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"I nominate _.luke7 to be boys quiz master
You’re relying on my to have more up my sleeve?
I was putting my faith in you! "
Did we get the last one right? Or is s88x having an epi due to her phobia/inbox combination? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not sure who's turn it is to answer, but this is a great question anyway - what does a melcryptovestimentaphiliac compulsively steal?
Bradley Walsh, eat your heart out! "
Wow, that is a word and a half!!
Someone that steals dick pics?? |
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"I'm not sure who's turn it is to answer, but this is a great question anyway - what does a melcryptovestimentaphiliac compulsively steal?
Bradley Walsh, eat your heart out! "
Is that the fancy term for knicker thief? I think I’ve heard that before it seems familiar |
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"I'm not sure who's turn it is to answer, but this is a great question anyway - what does a melcryptovestimentaphiliac compulsively steal?
Bradley Walsh, eat your heart out!
Is that the fancy term for knicker thief? I think I’ve heard that before it seems familiar "
I'm back!!
Yes, Jamie got it right - it's someone who steals women's knickers  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok I'll go again lol
For the men:
30% of women have done it, but only 10% do what regularly?
talk with a cock in their mouth haha"
I'm pleased I found this question, should be some great answers
No |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Faking and sleeping orgasms are both wrong.
But you have almost got it
Cum during sex?"
Nope
Can't believe no one has it yet.
You are all thinking along the right lines |
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By *igmaMan
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
"Okay.
What is the sexual act of Lectamia? 
You've been waiting like a ninja 
Erm
Foot wank?
I fucking have ..
Foot and lactating, both wrong "
See... my faith was in the right place after all! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What animal has a dick 4” longer than it’s own body and shaped like a corkscrew?
I think it's an underwater one but can't remember
Erm
Seahorse?
It is water based. But not underwater.
Cindi’s comment just reminded me of this random knowledge I have in my head
So it lives on water but not under it?
A Duck? correct. The Malard duck.
The ugly males also gang r@pe the female ducks. Sometimes to the point of death.
Just remember that the next time you’re all out feeding the cute ducks "
Is that true or have you made that up?
The duck gang **** thingy??  |
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"Okay.
What is the sexual act of Lectamia?
You've been waiting like a ninja
Erm
Foot wank?
I fucking have ..
Foot and lactating, both wrong
See... my faith was in the right place after all! "
Had to step up to the mark, didn’t I!
Gummy^^ is wrong. |
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"What animal has a dick 4” longer than it’s own body and shaped like a corkscrew?
I think it's an underwater one but can't remember
Erm
Seahorse?
It is water based. But not underwater.
Cindi’s comment just reminded me of this random knowledge I have in my head
So it lives on water but not under it?
A Duck? correct. The Malard duck.
The ugly males also gang r@pe the female ducks. Sometimes to the point of death.
Just remember that the next time you’re all out feeding the cute ducks
Is that true or have you made that up?
The duck gang **** thingy?? "
I can’t remember what I was watching but female mallard ducks now have multiple vaginal cavities, in which they can open and close, specifically for this situation. Some of which cork screw the wrong way, to fuck up the attacking male.
The male is picked by the female on its colours and mating call. So the ugly ones with shit calls gang up on female ducks. And their member is 4” longer than their whole body.
Wow. Honestly I’ve not fucking studied this |
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"This could be anything based on a dodgy Latin word or something.
It has to be something weird and obscure though.
Hmmm
Pissing in an ass?
Think that’s more urinusmaximus  "
Is he not The Gladiator |
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By *edrickWoman
over a year ago
nottingham |
"I’ll give you a hint.
It is not a solo act. And if I was to do it to someone with out consent it technically would be under a different charge than non consent. "
So contact with someone but non invasive? Does that even make sense? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This could be anything based on a dodgy Latin word or something.
It has to be something weird and obscure though.
Hmmm
Pissing in an ass?
Think that’s more urinusmaximus "
"I am Urinusmaximus, husband of a cuckolding wife, and I shall have my revenge" |
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"This could be anything based on a dodgy Latin word or something.
It has to be something weird and obscure though.
Hmmm
Pissing in an ass?
Think that’s more urinusmaximus
"I am Urinusmaximus, husband of a cuckolding wife, and I shall have my revenge" "
Standing there with a jock strap and a double wonder |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got thinking after seeing a thread about favourite gameshows.
So, how about you test your knowledge and that of your fellow fabbers on all things relating to sex.
We'll have 2 teams, boys vs girls(tv/ts/cd join whichever team you fit into).
Rules: as I'm the op I'll ask the first question, meaning the boys team goes first. Basically I will post a question themed around sex and it must be answered by any member of the girls team. If that person answers correctly they then get to post their own question which must be answered by a member of the boys team. Googling for a question to ask is permitted but please, no googling answers. Sounds simple enough right?
Okay.
Question 1. Name 3 sex positions that sound like they might have been popular in the wild West."
1.Flatiron
2.Cowgirls helper
3.Cowgirl
4.Reverse cowgirl
5.Cowboy
6.The snake
7.Woman astride |
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By *igmaMan
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
"This could be anything based on a dodgy Latin word or something.
It has to be something weird and obscure though.
Hmmm
Pissing in an ass?
Think that’s more urinusmaximus
"I am Urinusmaximus, husband of a cuckolding wife, and I shall have my revenge" "
The golden showers we have in life - echo in eternity |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So are us girls winning 1-0?
You are indeed lol a wrong answer or the wrong team giving an answer means a point to the other team.
How about you ask the next one? My shower is calling so I need to go for a bit anyway
Okely Dokely
Question for the men:
What animal has a penis shaped like the letter S?"
An elephant |
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"Flashing?
You’re getting there. But not quite.
Is it a CFNM type thing?
50%!!
Sex whilst both dressed?"
Pretty much. And this would be called?
This is my last one. I’m too fucking deep into this and need to get some sleep |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Flashing?
You’re getting there. But not quite.
Is it a CFNM type thing?
50%!!
Sex whilst both dressed?
Pretty much. And this would be called?
This is my last one. I’m too fucking deep into this and need to get some sleep "
You can't have sex dressed.
So, is it not having sex?
Lol I'm confused.com |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not sure who's turn it is to answer, but this is a great question anyway - what does a melcryptovestimentaphiliac compulsively steal?
Bradley Walsh, eat your heart out! "
Ladies nickers |
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"Flashing?
You’re getting there. But not quite.
Is it a CFNM type thing?
50%!!
Sex whilst both dressed?
Pretty much. And this would be called?
This is my last one. I’m too fucking deep into this and need to get some sleep
You can't have sex dressed.
So, is it not having sex?
Lol I'm confused.com"
It is dry humping.
Mrs/mr google up here, working their way through the forum of already answered questions .
On that note, I’m out. Thanks for coming to this show of Never Mind the Vibrators. Peace n love |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did we win???
Who was keeping score?
Cos I wasn't
I left Luke in charge of all administration because I couldn’t be arsed "
Maybes a draw.
I'm not sure.
I got distracted thinking about multiple orgasms |
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By *igmaMan
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
"Did we win???
Who was keeping score?
Cos I wasn't
I left Luke in charge of all administration because I couldn’t be arsed
Maybes a draw.
I'm not sure.
I got distracted thinking about multiple orgasms "
Call it a draw then
I’m off for a urinusmaximus before bed |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did we win???
Who was keeping score?
Cos I wasn't
I left Luke in charge of all administration because I couldn’t be arsed
Maybes a draw.
I'm not sure.
I got distracted thinking about multiple orgasms
Call it a draw then
I’m off for a urinusmaximus before bed "
Sweet dreams
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