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I really want to go and stand stark bollock naked in the back garden and let the cold air get to me.....
To feel the crispness of the air perk up my nips and feel the rush around my fanwah ......
I think it's SCUSTIN' that i'm not allowed just ten minutes joy because some over sensitive twonk will be offended..... or repulsed.
Come dark ... im telling you it's happening.
What are you denied cos you live in a 'civilised' society ? |
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"G'wan Granny. Go give them a face full 
I'm pissed that I can't play team sports (hoping this is a temporary blip)."
I'm waiting till dark but i'm telling you ......... i'm gonna feel that breeze. |
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"G'wan Granny. Go give them a face full
I'm pissed that I can't play team sports (hoping this is a temporary blip).
I'm waiting till dark but i'm telling you ......... i'm gonna feel that breeze. "
I'm keeping my crocs on tho..... |
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"G'wan Granny. Go give them a face full
I'm pissed that I can't play team sports (hoping this is a temporary blip).
I'm waiting till dark but i'm telling you ......... i'm gonna feel that breeze.
I'm keeping my crocs on tho..... "
We shalt forgive your plastic shoe sins, Granny  |
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"Taking food from other peoples plates in restaurants because ‘sharesies’ isn’t something you can call on nearby tables if they don’t know you  sick of this police state "
Yeah , Jamie Yeah .......
I'm going for sharesies before I go commando gardening |
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"Taking food from other peoples plates in restaurants because ‘sharesies’ isn’t something you can call on nearby tables if they don’t know you sick of this police state "
And the hypochondriacs worried about germs from outside households, Jesus. |
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"G'wan Granny. Go give them a face full
I'm pissed that I can't play team sports (hoping this is a temporary blip).
I'm waiting till dark but i'm telling you ......... i'm gonna feel that breeze.
I'm keeping my crocs on tho.....
We shalt forgive your plastic shoe sins, Granny "
They are not a sin .... when it's pissing down .... they are my BIN shoes... I never bought them guv. |
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"Taking food from other peoples plates in restaurants because ‘sharesies’ isn’t something you can call on nearby tables if they don’t know you sick of this police state
And the hypochondriacs worried about germs from outside households, Jesus."
If people shared more we would have one collective immune system. There would be no more disease. The world would be at peace*
*probably not fact |
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"If I see a woman in yoga pants or tight jeans, cannot go up to her and ask her to bend over so I can masturbate while gazing at the view."
That's nothing short of a crime.
Try leaving a trail of pound coins and just take in the view.......
Or cakes if it's Gemma Collins.... |
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"The bloke next door is a photographer......
He does nocturnal pics....... be fooking funny if his hedghog snaps had a fat ass gran waving at him ...... "
If his name is Tony, then tell him I said hello  |
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"I really want to go and stand stark bollock naked in the back garden and let the cold air get to me.....
To feel the crispness of the air perk up my nips and feel the rush around my fanwah ......
I think it's SCUSTIN' that i'm not allowed just ten minutes joy because some over sensitive twonk will be offended..... or repulsed.
Come dark ... im telling you it's happening.
What are you denied cos you live in a 'civilised' society ?"
come and get naked in my garden. No one will see. |
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"The bloke next door is a photographer......
He does nocturnal pics....... be fooking funny if his hedghog snaps had a fat ass gran waving at him ......
If his name is Tony, then tell him I said hello "
It's not. Least I hope it's not cos I call him Dave. Next door the other side is an artist........ never seen him do a nudie tho .... mostly castles n stuff. |
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"I really want to go and stand stark bollock naked in the back garden and let the cold air get to me.....
To feel the crispness of the air perk up my nips and feel the rush around my fanwah ......
I think it's SCUSTIN' that i'm not allowed just ten minutes joy because some over sensitive twonk will be offended..... or repulsed.
Come dark ... im telling you it's happening.
What are you denied cos you live in a 'civilised' society ? come and get naked in my garden. No one will see. "
Dunstable ...........? That there London way ...... ?
Pass ! |
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Doooo it Granny!
Do a naked cartwheel for the neighbours
I'm sick of having to pretend I find peoples kids cute and interesting- why oh why do parents not know that no one else cares!
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"The bloke next door is a photographer......
He does nocturnal pics....... be fooking funny if his hedghog snaps had a fat ass gran waving at him ......
If his name is Tony, then tell him I said hello
It's not. Least I hope it's not cos I call him Dave. Next door the other side is an artist........ never seen him do a nudie tho .... mostly castles n stuff."
There you go. Offer to be a life model for the artist and photographer and hey presto! Naked time.
No need to thank me |
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"Doooo it Granny!
Do a naked cartwheel for the neighbours
I'm sick of having to pretend I find peoples kids cute and interesting- why oh why do parents not know that no one else cares!
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Gasp !!! That's me in work. I go ...... oh lovely.
Those that know me don't even go there.
One long time colleague brings me babies on purpose cos she knows I can't be rude in front of the new parents..........
Don't show me your KIDS .... thanks |
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"Break the boundary Granny! Tell your neighbours to stuff off and close their curtains.
I know ! They shouldn't be looking in my garden .... pervs"
No I'm not a perv, I'm just checking if it's safe to steal the underwear of your washing line, how dare you call me a perv |
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"Doooo it Granny!
Do a naked cartwheel for the neighbours
I'm sick of having to pretend I find peoples kids cute and interesting- why oh why do parents not know that no one else cares!
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Absolutely this and I work with children
When I'm stood in Lidls I don't need to know how many times Billy Bob shat himself, and I don't know if it's normal! Here is the thing, at weekends I'm not paid to be nice to you or Billy Bob, I'll see you bright and early on Monday with the the Stepford smile. Until then sod off  |
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"Doooo it Granny!
Do a naked cartwheel for the neighbours
I'm sick of having to pretend I find peoples kids cute and interesting- why oh why do parents not know that no one else cares!
Gasp !!! That's me in work. I go ...... oh lovely.
Those that know me don't even go there.
One long time colleague brings me babies on purpose cos she knows I can't be rude in front of the new parents..........
Don't show me your KIDS .... thanks"
 The next time I'm getting talked at about Noahs packed lunch and that he will only eat ham - I'm going to plainly say " I DON'T CARE!"
Fuck it.
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"Doooo it Granny!
Do a naked cartwheel for the neighbours
I'm sick of having to pretend I find peoples kids cute and interesting- why oh why do parents not know that no one else cares!
Absolutely this and I work with children
When I'm stood in Lidls I don't need to know how many times Billy Bob shat himself, and I don't know if it's normal! Here is the thing, at weekends I'm not paid to be nice to you or Billy Bob, I'll see you bright and early on Monday with the the Stepford smile. Until then sod off "
- how dare they in your free time!
They all seriously need to bore off! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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The ability to stand up when I want to. I get this weird urge during meetings but you're not allowed to do that are you?
I also want to take my bra off a lot but poor Joe doesn't want to see my boobs bouncing about when we're in Sainsburys and he's buying some spuds and meat. |
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"The ability to stand up when I want to. I get this weird urge during meetings but you're not allowed to do that are you?
I also want to take my bra off a lot but poor Joe doesn't want to see my boobs bouncing about when we're in Sainsburys and he's buying some spuds and meat."
Absolutely you can stand up in meetings. You can stand up, stretch, move your legs, walk to the door, walk to your car, drive to the airport, catch a flight, create a new identity in another country, and come back in 10 years. It’s called self care. Don’t let meetings get in the way of it. |
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"The ability to stand up when I want to. I get this weird urge during meetings but you're not allowed to do that are you?
I also want to take my bra off a lot but poor Joe doesn't want to see my boobs bouncing about when we're in Sainsburys and he's buying some spuds and meat.
Absolutely you can stand up in meetings. You can stand up, stretch, move your legs, walk to the door, walk to your car, drive to the airport, catch a flight, create a new identity in another country, and come back in 10 years. It’s called self care. Don’t let meetings get in the way of it. "
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By *eliWoman
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"The ability to stand up when I want to. I get this weird urge during meetings but you're not allowed to do that are you?
I also want to take my bra off a lot but poor Joe doesn't want to see my boobs bouncing about when we're in Sainsburys and he's buying some spuds and meat.
Absolutely you can stand up in meetings. You can stand up, stretch, move your legs, walk to the door, walk to your car, drive to the airport, catch a flight, create a new identity in another country, and come back in 10 years. It’s called self care. Don’t let meetings get in the way of it. "
Good point. I need to start loving me and doing what's best for me, like a boss. Will you remember me in ten years though? Self care wouldn't be abandoning you to the cruel world of folk who don't understand opening a window and a breeze rolling in. |
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"The ability to stand up when I want to. I get this weird urge during meetings but you're not allowed to do that are you?
I also want to take my bra off a lot but poor Joe doesn't want to see my boobs bouncing about when we're in Sainsburys and he's buying some spuds and meat."
Err yes I do |
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"The ability to stand up when I want to. I get this weird urge during meetings but you're not allowed to do that are you?
I also want to take my bra off a lot but poor Joe doesn't want to see my boobs bouncing about when we're in Sainsburys and he's buying some spuds and meat.
Absolutely you can stand up in meetings. You can stand up, stretch, move your legs, walk to the door, walk to your car, drive to the airport, catch a flight, create a new identity in another country, and come back in 10 years. It’s called self care. Don’t let meetings get in the way of it.
Good point. I need to start loving me and doing what's best for me, like a boss. Will you remember me in ten years though? Self care wouldn't be abandoning you to the cruel world of folk who don't understand opening a window and a breeze rolling in."
We all need to put boundaries in place. New identities and can be part of that.
It would be hard but sometimes I would just eat a grape and look to the moon and wonder, have you also just eaten a grape and looking at the moon |
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"I really want to go and stand stark bollock naked in the back garden and let the cold air get to me.....
To feel the crispness of the air perk up my nips and feel the rush around my fanwah ......
I think it's SCUSTIN' that i'm not allowed just ten minutes joy because some over sensitive twonk will be offended..... or repulsed.
Come dark ... im telling you it's happening.
What are you denied cos you live in a 'civilised' society ?"
Darling u watch out for that Helicopter xxxx next thing you will be on Granada reports |
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"I really want to go and stand stark bollock naked in the back garden and let the cold air get to me.....
To feel the crispness of the air perk up my nips and feel the rush around my fanwah ......
I think it's SCUSTIN' that i'm not allowed just ten minutes joy because some over sensitive twonk will be offended..... or repulsed.
Come dark ... im telling you it's happening.
What are you denied cos you live in a 'civilised' society ?
Darling u watch out for that Helicopter xxxx next thing you will be on Granada reports"
The bloody police helicopter! Only chopper I get at 3 a.m. .......
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