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"1. Yes
2. When men think a woman is past her sexual prime/of no sexual value.
3. Men still finding them desirable.
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1 out of 3.
or 3 out of 3 depending on what side of the menopause I am marking.
You must try harder. |
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"1. Do vaginas go slack?
2. Why do they go slack?
3. What stops them from going slack?
1. Sometimes
2. Improper maintenance
3. Regular servicing"
0 out of 3 or 2 out of 3 again this depends on the menopause. |
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The reason I asked was I get irate at the posts which say 'older women are slack from being fucked too much..... ' ...
If it was a school boy joke i'd laugh but a lot of blokes believe this shit.
Glad to see that those above know that using it keeps it stronger and healthier . |
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"1. Do vaginas go slack? Apparently
2. Why do they go slack? Being ‘well used’
3. What stops them from going slack? Take it in the bum"
Ha! you are 'quoting' ...... you provocative persons you. Funny tho .... you don't believe that. Tell me you don't believe that  |
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"The reason I asked was I get irate at the posts which say 'older women are slack from being fucked too much..... ' ...
If it was a school boy joke i'd laugh but a lot of blokes believe this shit.
Glad to see that those above know that using it keeps it stronger and healthier ."
That's why they take it in the bumhole and are grateful because it saves from the guy seeing how slack the vag is   |
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"1. Do vaginas go slack?
2. Why do they go slack?
3. What stops them from going slack?
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1. Sometimes
2. Rigor mortis has passed
3. Consistent usage and keegals |
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"The reason I asked was I get irate at the posts which say 'older women are slack from being fucked too much..... ' ...
If it was a school boy joke i'd laugh but a lot of blokes believe this shit.
Glad to see that those above know that using it keeps it stronger and healthier .
That's why they take it in the bumhole and are grateful because it saves from the guy seeing how slack the vag is "
Stop it now! I could crack walnuts in my vag !
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"1. Do vaginas go slack?
2. Why do they go slack?
3. What stops them from going slack?
Rules: You many NOT use the internet or ask your mum.
1. Sometimes
2. Rigor mortis has passed
3. Consistent usage and keegals "
2 out 3 66% Good pass. B.
Stop fucking after rigor mortis. Refer only to live women |
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"The reason I asked was I get irate at the posts which say 'older women are slack from being fucked too much..... ' ...
If it was a school boy joke i'd laugh but a lot of blokes believe this shit.
Glad to see that those above know that using it keeps it stronger and healthier .
That's why they take it in the bumhole and are grateful because it saves from the guy seeing how slack the vag is
Stop it now! I could crack walnuts in my vag !
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Oh Granny you epitomise sexuality
I have cracked plenty of nuts with mine, and Dash used it to crack open his bottle of beer once |
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"The reason I asked was I get irate at the posts which say 'older women are slack from being fucked too much..... ' ...
If it was a school boy joke i'd laugh but a lot of blokes believe this shit.
Glad to see that those above know that using it keeps it stronger and healthier ."
It's sad that some people still genuinely believe that.
Besides, there's no such thing as fucking too much |
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"1. Do vaginas go slack? Apparently
2. Why do they go slack? Being ‘well used’
3. What stops them from going slack? Take it in the bum
Ha! you are 'quoting' ...... you provocative persons you. Funny tho .... you don't believe that. Tell me you don't believe that "
Of course not 
I’ve birthed two crotch goblins and am still tighter than a bulls arsehole in fly season |
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"1. Do vaginas go slack? Apparently
2. Why do they go slack? Being ‘well used’
3. What stops them from going slack? Take it in the bum
Ha! you are 'quoting' ...... you provocative persons you. Funny tho .... you don't believe that. Tell me you don't believe that
Of course not
I’ve birthed two crotch goblins and am still tighter than a bulls arsehole in fly season "
Darling ! Such a wonderful use of English.
I am pinching ,'Crotch Goblin' never heard it made me laugh ...... |
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"My vagina is slacking but then it’s got no cocks to fuck so I can't really blame it for being a lazy shit right now.
I should furlough it. "
Be a bit more enterprising. Surely you've got a leccy toothbrush and a vvaaccuumm hose |
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"1. Do vaginas go slack?
2. Why do they go slack?
3. What stops them from going slack?
Rules: You many NOT use the internet or ask your mum.
1. Yes
2. Age/neglect
3. Hold in your pee "
2 and a half out of 3. 78% Top of the class right now.... |
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"My vagina is slacking but then it’s got no cocks to fuck so I can't really blame it for being a lazy shit right now.
I should furlough it.
Be a bit more enterprising. Surely you've got a leccy toothbrush and a vvaaccuumm hose"
My vagina IS the vacuum hose. |
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"My vagina is slacking but then it’s got no cocks to fuck so I can't really blame it for being a lazy shit right now.
I should furlough it.
Be a bit more enterprising. Surely you've got a leccy toothbrush and a vvaaccuumm hose
My vagina IS the vacuum hose. "
My cock is dusty through lack of use during the pandemic, could you vacuum it for me?  |
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"My vagina is slacking but then it’s got no cocks to fuck so I can't really blame it for being a lazy shit right now.
I should furlough it.
Be a bit more enterprising. Surely you've got a leccy toothbrush and a vvaaccuumm hose
My vagina IS the vacuum hose.
My cock is dusty through lack of use during the pandemic, could you vacuum it for me? "
Just give me 5 minutes to finish the stairs  |
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Oh and the answers to the test.
1. Yes
2. Age, lack of exercise and lack of use
3. Exercise and use.
Like any body part, the muscular areas of it remain toned through regular exercise. |
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"My vagina is slacking but then it’s got no cocks to fuck so I can't really blame it for being a lazy shit right now.
I should furlough it.
Be a bit more enterprising. Surely you've got a leccy toothbrush and a vvaaccuumm hose
My vagina IS the vacuum hose.
My cock is dusty through lack of use during the pandemic, could you vacuum it for me?
Just give me 5 minutes to finish the stairs "
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"Oh and the answers to the test.
1. Yes
2. Age, lack of exercise and lack of use
3. Exercise and use.
Like any body part, the muscular areas of it remain toned through regular exercise."
Your asked your mum. |
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"My vagina is slacking but then it’s got no cocks to fuck so I can't really blame it for being a lazy shit right now.
I should furlough it.
Be a bit more enterprising. Surely you've got a leccy toothbrush and a vvaaccuumm hose
My vagina IS the vacuum hose.
My cock is dusty through lack of use during the pandemic, could you vacuum it for me?
Just give me 5 minutes to finish the stairs "
On second thoughts if you can fit the stairs in I won’t touch the sides |
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"Oh and the answers to the test.
1. Yes
2. Age, lack of exercise and lack of use
3. Exercise and use.
Like any body part, the muscular areas of it remain toned through regular exercise.
Your asked your mum. "
Sadly not.  |
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"1. Do vaginas go slack?
2. Why do they go slack?
3. What stops them from going slack?
Rules: You many NOT use the internet or ask your mum.
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1 yes
2 lack of use, exercise, menopause, becoming a mum,
3 pelvic floor exercises, sex.
Get an Elvie. |
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"1. Do vaginas go slack?
2. Why do they go slack?
3. What stops them from going slack?
Rules: You many NOT use the internet or ask your mum.
1 yes
2 lack of use, exercise, menopause, becoming a mum,
3 pelvic floor exercises, sex.
Get an Elvis."
What’s an Elvis? |
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"1. Do vaginas go slack?
2. Why do they go slack?
3. What stops them from going slack?
Rules: You many NOT use the internet or ask your mum.
1 yes
2 lack of use, exercise, menopause, becoming a mum,
3 pelvic floor exercises, sex.
Get an Elvis.
What’s an Elvis? "
Elvie. Google it. |
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"1. Do vaginas go slack?
2. Why do they go slack?
3. What stops them from going slack?
Rules: You many NOT use the internet or ask your mum.
1 yes
2 lack of use, exercise, menopause, becoming a mum,
3 pelvic floor exercises, sex.
Get an Elvis.
What’s an Elvis?
Elvie. Google it. "
Thank you very much |
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"1. Do vaginas go slack?
2. Why do they go slack?
3. What stops them from going slack?
Rules: You many NOT use the internet or ask your mum.
1 yes
2 lack of use, exercise, menopause, becoming a mum,
3 pelvic floor exercises, sex.
Get an Elvis.
What’s an Elvis?
Elvie. Google it.
Thank you very much "
Haaaaaaaaaa hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa........ |
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"1. Do vaginas go slack?
2. Why do they go slack?
3. What stops them from going slack?
Rules: You many NOT use the internet or ask your mum.
"
Although I do not know the answer to these questions. If/when they do become slack, this may be the optimal time to ask for anal?   |
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"1. Do vaginas go slack?
2. Why do they go slack?
3. What stops them from going slack?
Rules: You many NOT use the internet or ask your mum.
Although I do not know the answer to these questions. If/when they do become slack, this may be the optimal time to ask for anal? "
Why ask ? |
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"1. Do vaginas go slack?
2. Why do they go slack?
3. What stops them from going slack?
Rules: You many NOT use the internet or ask your mum.
Although I do not know the answer to these questions. If/when they do become slack, this may be the optimal time to ask for anal?
Why ask ?"
Think that was one of the answers in the thread in question |
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"1. Do vaginas go slack?
2. Why do they go slack?
3. What stops them from going slack?
Rules: You many NOT use the internet or ask your mum.
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They can do
Various reasons, child birth damage, old age, gravity
Pelvic clenches throughout the day other than that just got to go with what you have and make it work |
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"1. Do vaginas go slack?
2. Why do they go slack?
3. What stops them from going slack?
Rules: You many NOT use the internet or ask your mum.
Although I do not know the answer to these questions. If/when they do become slack, this may be the optimal time to ask for anal?
Why ask ?
Think that was one of the answers in the thread in question "
I know you daft bugger |
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"1. Do vaginas go slack?
2. Why do they go slack?
3. What stops them from going slack?
Rules: You many NOT use the internet or ask your mum.
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Do they do slack?
Possibly, but is probably determined by a few factors.
Why do they go slack?
Childbirth?
Age? (Sorry)
What stops them from going slack?
Pelvic floor exercises?? I really do not know, as u do not own one.
Apologies to every woman on here for my what are probably the daftest, most ignorant answers on this thread.
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"1. Do vaginas go slack?
2. Why do they go slack?
3. What stops them from going slack?
Rules: You many NOT use the internet or ask your mum.
Do they do slack?
Possibly, but is probably determined by a few factors.
Why do they go slack?
Childbirth?
Age? (Sorry)
What stops them from going slack?
Pelvic floor exercises?? I really do not know, as u do not own one.
Apologies to every woman on here for my what are probably the daftest, most ignorant answers on this thread.
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I thought you did pretty well....
Except for apologising for using the word 'age' ... it's not an insult.
Oh . except for not understanding that the birth canal is designed to expand to let the baby out and then contract.
Do your cheeks stay puffed out after you finish a gob full of popcorn ?
33% must do better |
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