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over a year ago
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Has anyone ever broke wind during oral and not had a chance to worn the person in time to move from between your legs, I haven't personally but I have seen it happen at a party I was at, it didn't go well after that, I would like to know your thoughts and views on the subject xx |
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I don't recall letting one go during oral, but I've defo squeezed cheese whilst being penetrated.
I have had someone fart while I was giving oral. I laughed, called them a cunt and grabbed the air freshener  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"I don't recall letting one go during oral, but I've defo squeezed cheese whilst being penetrated.
I have had someone fart while I was giving oral. I laughed, called them a cunt and grabbed the air freshener "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Has anyone ever broke wind during oral and not had a chance to worn the person in time to move from between your legs, I haven't personally but I have seen it happen at a party I was at, it didn't go well after that, I would like to know your thoughts and views on the subject xx"
This post actually made us laugh out loud. Haha
Tee gets embarrassed at fanny farts so actually farting would be hilarious. I tell her fanny farts are a turn on. But actually farts are not. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't recall letting one go during oral, but I've defo squeezed cheese whilst being penetrated.
I have had someone fart while I was giving oral. I laughed, called them a cunt and grabbed the air freshener "
Lucky you weren't rimming them lol  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"I don't recall letting one go during oral, but I've defo squeezed cheese whilst being penetrated.
I have had someone fart while I was giving oral. I laughed, called them a cunt and grabbed the air freshener
Lucky you weren't rimming them lol "
Yuk |
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"I don't recall letting one go during oral, but I've defo squeezed cheese whilst being penetrated.
I have had someone fart while I was giving oral. I laughed, called them a cunt and grabbed the air freshener "
Worth the ear-bashing, I’ve no doubt |
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"On a side note, but almost relevant.
I'm getting ready for number 2, but I'm hanging on till 11.59, so I can categorically unequivocally say..... same ahit, different day
I'm poised."
Just in case anyone was hanging on the edge of their seat....
I did it! Same shit different day - under the belt.
Life goals. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On a side note, but almost relevant.
I'm getting ready for number 2, but I'm hanging on till 11.59, so I can categorically unequivocally say..... same ahit, different day
I'm poised.
Just in case anyone was hanging on the edge of their seat....
I did it! Same shit different day - under the belt.
Life goals."
At least you’re regular. It was the same time last night  |
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"On a side note, but almost relevant.
I'm getting ready for number 2, but I'm hanging on till 11.59, so I can categorically unequivocally say..... same ahit, different day
I'm poised.
Just in case anyone was hanging on the edge of their seat....
I did it! Same shit different day - under the belt.
Life goals.
At least you’re regular. It was the same time last night "
That one didn't come. It was just baking |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On a side note, but almost relevant.
I'm getting ready for number 2, but I'm hanging on till 11.59, so I can categorically unequivocally say..... same ahit, different day
I'm poised.
Just in case anyone was hanging on the edge of their seat....
I did it! Same shit different day - under the belt.
Life goals.
At least you’re regular. It was the same time last night
That one didn't come. It was just baking "
Holy shit  |
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"On a side note, but almost relevant.
I'm getting ready for number 2, but I'm hanging on till 11.59, so I can categorically unequivocally say..... same ahit, different day
I'm poised.
Just in case anyone was hanging on the edge of their seat....
I did it! Same shit different day - under the belt.
Life goals.
At least you’re regular. It was the same time last night
That one didn't come. It was just baking
Holy shit "
Exactly, it's now Sunday! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On a side note, but almost relevant.
I'm getting ready for number 2, but I'm hanging on till 11.59, so I can categorically unequivocally say..... same ahit, different day
I'm poised.
Just in case anyone was hanging on the edge of their seat....
I did it! Same shit different day - under the belt.
Life goals.
At least you’re regular. It was the same time last night
That one didn't come. It was just baking
Holy shit
Exactly, it's now Sunday! "
Amen sister! |
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"I don't recall letting one go during oral, but I've defo squeezed cheese whilst being penetrated.
I have had someone fart while I was giving oral. I laughed, called them a cunt and grabbed the air freshener
Worth the ear-bashing, I’ve no doubt"
Of course! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On a side note, but almost relevant.
I'm getting ready for number 2, but I'm hanging on till 11.59, so I can categorically unequivocally say..... same ahit, different day
I'm poised.
Just in case anyone was hanging on the edge of their seat....
I did it! Same shit different day - under the belt.
Life goals."
Omg just spat my gin out reading this!!! Bloody brilliant! |
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"On a side note, but almost relevant.
I'm getting ready for number 2, but I'm hanging on till 11.59, so I can categorically unequivocally say..... same ahit, different day
I'm poised.
Just in case anyone was hanging on the edge of their seat....
I did it! Same shit different day - under the belt.
Life goals.
Omg just spat my gin out reading this!!! Bloody brilliant! "
I'm genuinely chuffed to bits |
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I often feel the need to go, especially if I'm lay on my back, but up until now I've always been able to squeeze it back inside
However, every day brings me closer to the first time that I let one go.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On a side note, but almost relevant.
I'm getting ready for number 2, but I'm hanging on till 11.59, so I can categorically unequivocally say..... same ahit, different day
I'm poised.
Just in case anyone was hanging on the edge of their seat....
I did it! Same shit different day - under the belt.
Life goals."
Hahaha that's amazing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had it with a girl once, we were doing doggy and she let one rip. I laughed and she was embarrassed but we carried on and still laugh about it to this day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Even the Queen farts ffs...
It's not like you shit yourself, is it?
Hasn't happened to me yet but I would find it hilarious and I'm sure my company would, too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yup guilty as charged but it couldn't have been a bad one as she never commented. 
Remember my first GF fanny farted in my face during a 69 and she was mortified. I was in stitches and not remotely bothered though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Last time M parped he sang this to me
I farted, I farted, I made a trouser cough
I whistled in my Y fronts
I just peeled one off
Who says romance is dead.
E"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There are actually some people who have a fart fetish, (not me I hasten to add) so they would definitely love it if their partner let one off in their face!
I have had some messages during my time on fab where guys have actually asked if they could meet me and have me do this to them!
Like who actually has that much control of when they pass wind? It would take an awful lot of baked beans or sprouts for it to even be a slight possibility lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't think it's ever happened during oral, but I've definitely trumped during sex once or twice. I went with a girl once who would fart and then force my head under the duvet, she was a dick |
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