For some reason my wife likes novelty cutlery and such. I own 8 bass guitar shaped spoons thanks to her, for example. She also recently bought herself 4 teeeny tiny but very long spoons purely to eat cream with. Any ideas for similarly stupid things she'll love? |
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"For some reason my wife likes novelty cutlery and such. I own 8 bass guitar shaped spoons thanks to her, for example. She also recently bought herself 4 teeeny tiny but very long spoons purely to eat cream with. Any ideas for similarly stupid things she'll love? "
Sound like spoons for eating Knickerbocker glories  |
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"I’ve seen wooden utensil sets that are carved into guitars & A bicycle pizza cutter
Where from please? Might get some for caravan  "
Sorry I didn’t mean to post that twice not sure what happened there my wifi went off though  .... I will try and remember and get back to you... |
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"I reckon a fork with octopus tentacles for legs would be a good shout
You knew what I meant. Fork prong things 
Tines "
thank you!
That's the buggers, anyway. Forks with octopus tentacles for tines.
I got there in the en
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"I’ve seen wooden utensil sets that are carved into guitars & A bicycle pizza cutter
Where from please? Might get some for caravan
Sorry I didn’t mean to post that twice not sure what happened there my wifi went off though .... I will try and remember and get back to you..."
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"Toaster Tongs
I have a silver spurdle
What the pissing heck is a spurdle?
I peeped at the ole Google. Like a rolling pinny type thing?"
It's a spurtle apparently and for stiring porridge and soup etc. I've learnt something new today |
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"Toaster Tongs
I have a silver spurdle
What the pissing heck is a spurdle?
I peeped at the ole Google. Like a rolling pinny type thing?
It's a spurtle apparently and for stiring porridge and soup etc. I've learnt something new today "
I want one just for the name |
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"Toaster Tongs
I have a silver spurdle
What the pissing heck is a spurdle?
I peeped at the ole Google. Like a rolling pinny type thing?
It's a spurtle apparently and for stiring porridge and soup etc. I've learnt something new today
I want one just for the name "
Do it, got to post a pic using it though |
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"Toaster Tongs
I have a silver spurdle
What the pissing heck is a spurdle?
I peeped at the ole Google. Like a rolling pinny type thing?
It's a spurtle apparently and for stiring porridge and soup etc. I've learnt something new today
I want one just for the name "
It’s a handy little tool  |
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"Toaster Tongs
I have a silver spurdle
What the pissing heck is a spurdle?
I peeped at the ole Google. Like a rolling pinny type thing?
It's a spurtle apparently and for stiring porridge and soup etc. I've learnt something new today
I want one just for the name
It’s a handy little tool "
For hitting people right? I don't do porridge  |
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"Toaster Tongs
I have a silver spurdle
What the pissing heck is a spurdle?
I peeped at the ole Google. Like a rolling pinny type thing?
It's a spurtle apparently and for stiring porridge and soup etc. I've learnt something new today
I want one just for the name
It’s a handy little tool
For hitting people right? I don't do porridge "
It’s not big enough to hit people with sweetie, you be better with a hammer for that |
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"Toaster Tongs
I have a silver spurdle
What the pissing heck is a spurdle?
I peeped at the ole Google. Like a rolling pinny type thing?
It's a spurtle apparently and for stiring porridge and soup etc. I've learnt something new today
I want one just for the name
It’s a handy little tool
For hitting people right? I don't do porridge
It’s not big enough to hit people with sweetie, you be better with a hammer for that "
Well that's a let down |
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cutlery probably won't matter before long .... was talking to a school teacher the other day who mentioned they are having to teach some kids how to use a knife & fork !!!
They reckon it's because they have been bought up on a diet of fast, finger food ... i.e. sandwiches. Mcdonalds etc |
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"Toaster Tongs
I have a silver spurdle
What the pissing heck is a spurdle?
I peeped at the ole Google. Like a rolling pinny type thing?
It's a spurtle apparently and for stiring porridge and soup etc. I've learnt something new today
I want one just for the name
It’s a handy little tool
For hitting people right? I don't do porridge "
That'd be a Priest not a Spurtle. Slippery slope to just using a baseball bat with a nail through it. |
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"Those big spoons you eat starters or posh snacks off. But you can’t get you gob around them because the spoon is too wide.
I've seen fry ups on shovels..? "
From the footplate of a steam train? |
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This is hilarious. Unfortunately the spoon is the only bit that's not funny. There's a Superman version too but this one's the best.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/DC-Comics-Official-Batman-Topper/dp/B00UBW80NG |
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