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By *ottsguy44 OP Man
over a year ago
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A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine when the husband said: I bet you can't tell me something that will make me feel happy and sad at the same time. The wife thought for a few moments, then said: Your penis is bigger than your Friends. |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
Alternatively.....
A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine when the husband said: I bet you can't tell me something that will make me feel happy and sad at the same time. The wife thought for a few moments, then said: "Your penis is bigger than your Brothers" |
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over a year ago
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Or....The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst.
So I've been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.
And...I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said: "I would like to come back as a cow".
I said: "You're obviously not listening".
And just for good measure...My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet. |
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"Or....The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst.
So I've been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.
And...I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said: "I would like to come back as a cow".
I said: "You're obviously not listening".
And just for good measure...My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Or....The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst.
So I've been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.
And...I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said: "I would like to come back as a cow".
I said: "You're obviously not listening".
And just for good measure...My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet."
Three crackers there. (bet you can't read that without thinking of Frank Carson and in an Irish accent, betcha)
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