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When’s the optimum time to ask a woman for anal ?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ladies, when are you most likely to be up for anal ?
Thanks in advance X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When the moon is in it's waning phase and aligned with uranus on a Tuesday evening at approximately 7:04 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When they are bent over?   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When the moon is in it's waning phase and aligned with uranus on a Tuesday evening at approximately 7:04"
I’ll put it in my diary  |
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When they've just had a hot curry & a few beers  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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After she dropped the kids off at the pool. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When the moon is in it's waning phase and aligned with uranus on a Tuesday evening at approximately 7:04"
Where's my celestial maps! |
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By *rsPricklePantsWoman
over a year ago
Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk |
In some cases never unless it's you wanting to receive anal |
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Erm when I've maxed out the joint credit card buying stuff I don't need, have driven the new car into a concrete post and deleted the recording of an important football match as yet unwatched probably.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Obviously you need to catch her in a good mood, so when are women in a good mood usually ?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Right now? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In some cases never unless it's you wanting to receive anal "
Do we have to take it first, or you go first ? |
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"Erm when I've maxed out the joint credit card buying stuff I don't need, have driven the new car into a concrete post and deleted the recording of an important football match as yet unwatched probably. "
funny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don’t ask, just slip it in "
If a guy did that to me I'd knock him clean out  lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As she opens the box containing the strapon.
"I really want anal, darling..." |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
stockport |
"Don’t ask, just slip it in
If a guy did that to me I'd knock him clean out lol"
I like to go with the flow, I think I make it quite obvious what I want |
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"After she dropped the kids off at the pool."
Post of the day! |
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By *rsPricklePantsWoman
over a year ago
Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk |
"In some cases never unless it's you wanting to receive anal
Do we have to take it first, or you go first ? "
I don't and won't receive anal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"After she dropped the kids off at the pool.
Post of the day! "
I'm ready now! Just been. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On her birthday.
Special treat. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Who said you had to ask?!  |
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By *aseMan
over a year ago
Gourock |
When her arse is in the air lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ply her full of wine "
Someone's stolen my answer  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just after you've inserted the third finger. |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
This has got to be the funniest thread I have seen for a while... sorry I cannot offer any tips on when is a good time.
Ah... maybe when she is reading this thread...? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When she's pissed |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
When she’s just taken a rectal suppository and needs that extra bit of help poking it all the way up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When she's pissed"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When they're putting the washing in the tub |
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By *igmaMan
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
When she’s cannonballed the buttplug out her arse and through the window! |
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Sorry OP, it was yesterday.
Mrs TMN x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pussy and Ass.. love it equally.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What ever youre doing....ask now and let us know the result(s) |
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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago
A box at end of your bed |
Why ask |
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You know in films when a man proposes and the women replies "yes, yes, YES!".
Whisper the question just after the 2nd yes |
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"Don’t ask, just slip it in
If a guy did that to me I'd knock him clean out lol"
Same here!! |
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"Don’t ask, just slip it in
If a guy did that to me I'd knock him clean out lol
Same here!! "
Make it sound so easy though "just slip it in" 
That man meat would need to be as skinny as 1 piece of uncooked spaghetti to just slip it in |
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Did you know Leap Year is known as "Anal Year" in some countries.
Feb 29th is marked as "Bum Bum Day" on all calendars and desk diaries and people traditionally exchange courgettes and cucumbers in celebration.
Hope this helps OP
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When she's bent over doing every day things like loading the washing machine or unpacking shopping, just go up behind her and start thrusting |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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.. because asshole is naturally very moist of course.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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After she's crimped one out the morning after a meaty feast  |
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"When the moon is in it's waning phase and aligned with uranus on a Tuesday evening at approximately 7:04"
Brilliant! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did you know Leap Year is known as "Anal Year" in some countries.
Feb 29th is marked as "Bum Bum Day" on all calendars and desk diaries and people traditionally exchange courgettes and cucumbers in celebration.
Hope this helps OP
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Waiting for anal every 4 years, man that’s tough. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Judging by the last two guys I've been with... I'd say on the very first meet |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Judging by the last two guys I've been with... I'd say on the very first meet "
How did they approach the question, ‘do you partake in anal on the first date m’lady ?!’ |
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"When the moon is in it's waning phase and aligned with uranus on a Tuesday evening at approximately 7:04"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Judging by the last two guys I've been with... I'd say on the very first meet
How did they approach the question, ‘do you partake in anal on the first date m’lady ?!’"
No I just told them to stick it in my bum |
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Yes..Best clear up the question in advance... non of this sorry I slipped shit!
For me it's birthday's, anniversaries and bank holidays |
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"When the moon is in it's waning phase and aligned with uranus on a Tuesday evening at approximately 7:04"
I’ll be around at 7:03 lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Right after she has eaten a prune and bean vindaloo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Judging by the last two guys I've been with... I'd say on the very first meet
How did they approach the question, ‘do you partake in anal on the first date m’lady ?!’
No I just told them to stick it in my bum"
Second addition to the 'most favourite' list today from this thread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don’t ask, just slip it in
If a guy did that to me I'd knock him clean out lol
Same here!!
Make it sound so easy though "just slip it in"
That man meat would need to be as skinny as 1 piece of uncooked spaghetti to just slip it in "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Judging by the last two guys I've been with... I'd say on the very first meet
How did they approach the question, ‘do you partake in anal on the first date m’lady ?!’
No I just told them to stick it in my bum"
this is the best thread |
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"Ladies, when are you most likely to be up for anal ?
Thanks in advance X"
During the AOB of a conference call. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ply her full of wine
Someone's stolen my answer "
This usually works !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"During a mmf  "
This one is guaranteed to work !! |
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"Judging by the last two guys I've been with... I'd say on the very first meet "
Is that Southampton, down there, on the South coast.......? |
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Just ask she can always say no or slap you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Judging by the last two guys I've been with... I'd say on the very first meet
How did they approach the question, ‘do you partake in anal on the first date m’lady ?!’
No I just told them to stick it in my bum"
I am learning so much today. |
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"Don’t ask, just slip it in
If a guy did that to me I'd knock him clean out lol"
Sadly, this happened to me on an early fab meet  |
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"Ladies, when are you most likely to be up for anal ?
Thanks in advance X"
About 4 large wines in ...... even then I come to my senses. |
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"Obviously you need to catch her in a good mood, so when are women in a good mood usually ?!"
When the men have gone away for a long time...... abroad, oil rig, prison ..... we don't mind. |
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Between "hello" and "nice to meet you" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mid cycle when super horny I’m guessing is a good date |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
"Obviously you need to catch her in a good mood, so when are women in a good mood usually ?!
When the men have gone away for a long time...... abroad, oil rig, prison ..... we don't mind."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don’t ask, just slip it in
If a guy did that to me I'd knock him clean out lol
Sadly, this happened to me on an early fab meet "
Never a good thing is it my Friend !! |
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By *eema 1Man
over a year ago
Telford |
If shes a golfer..3 ways..
whens she,s bent over taking a ball 'Out of her 'Hole'
or,
if she's trying to get a 'Hole in One'
or, if she's lost her ball in the 'Bush' offer to give her 'One' |
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Never!!!!! Don't mind a bit of anal play but actual penetrative sex that's a no no for me (tried and don't like) but I always feel it should be when the women asks for you to try it or for her to discuss it with you after all it her being penetrated |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’d need notice. I don’t eat for a full 24 hours before anal. Just drink coffee and have an anal douche.
Scarred by past poop experiences. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d need notice. I don’t eat for a full 24 hours before anal. Just drink coffee and have an anal douche.
Scarred by past poop experiences. "
Im impressed by the prep |
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By *eema 1Man
over a year ago
Telford |
Again, if she's a golfer back in the clubhouse chatting at the bar..maybe after a couple of sherrys..
She's discussing her round..'well I was slow playing so I let 2 guys come from behind' and 'playing matchplay, I happened to say,well done 'its your hole.. whoops sorry! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies, when are you most likely to be up for anal ?
Thanks in advance X"
Correct me if I'm wrong CityJeans, but weren't you on another thread a few days ago saying that anal was hugely overrated? |
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By *eema 1Man
over a year ago
Telford |
Definitely 'Not me
Ref golfing highlights |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies, when are you most likely to be up for anal ?
Thanks in advance X
Correct me if I'm wrong CityJeans, but weren't you on another thread a few days ago saying that anal was hugely overrated?"
Maybe it's his way of trying to tell us something |
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Inform them you are digging for chocolate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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when d*unk lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies, when are you most likely to be up for anal ?
Thanks in advance X
Correct me if I'm wrong CityJeans, but weren't you on another thread a few days ago saying that anal was hugely overrated?"
Youre obviously not overly familiar with Citys posts |
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"Ladies, when are you most likely to be up for anal ?
Thanks in advance X"
When I’m with a guy I fancy a lot, when we’ve had rampant vaginal sex that’s made me cum constantly, when there’s lube and plenty of spare condoms to hand - and I’m in the right frame of mind. |
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By *eema 1Man
over a year ago
Telford |
Eskimos apparently like it in the 'icehole'..'why dont you put your bait in the icehole' I was reading on their likes and dislikes.
Apparently too..Iceland shops are selling iced lollipops for anal stimulation..dont all rush at once..tip,,there in the.. (2FTPOO!) freezer..err! 'No didnt get it, Oh well keep trying there's 3 holes to choose from 'take your pick'could be your lucky day.
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By *eema 1Man
over a year ago
Telford |
Anal can be a 'touchy' subject..literally!..like pushing your bike when youv a flat tyre..you need to be hard to get on your way.. and also..Bit like a slot machine..you can keep 'putting it in' but nothing comes out..'thank f..k for that' |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Erm when I've maxed out the joint credit card buying stuff I don't need, have driven the new car into a concrete post and deleted the recording of an important football match as yet unwatched probably. "
This sounds like experience talking.... |
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"Did you know Leap Year is known as "Anal Year" in some countries.
Feb 29th is marked as "Bum Bum Day" on all calendars and desk diaries and people traditionally exchange courgettes and cucumbers in celebration.
Hope this helps OP
Waiting for anal every 4 years, man that’s tough. "
I don't make the rules |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anal can be a 'touchy' subject..literally!..like pushing your bike when youv a flat tyre..you need to be hard to get on your way.. and also..Bit like a slot machine..you can keep 'putting it in' but nothing comes out..'thank f..k for that'"
Some could disagree.
Shit happens. Sometimes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not really into putting my penis into a ladies bum hole, but my tongue hell yeah.... Don't ask, I'm weird |
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I find the best time to ask is around 1.45 in the afternoon. I mean you can ask anytime but 1.45 is usually good
Oh and slamming a bottle of lube on the table in front of me usually helps. |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I find the best time to ask is around 1.45 in the afternoon. I mean you can ask anytime but 1.45 is usually good
Oh and slamming a bottle of lube on the table in front of me usually helps."
I thought it was a bottle of gin first |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I find the best time to ask is around 1.45 in the afternoon. I mean you can ask anytime but 1.45 is usually good
Oh and slamming a bottle of lube on the table in front of me usually helps."
Fuckinhell you're a bit of all right arnt ya |
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When they've bent me over and burried their face in my pussy and ass. Might be a tad muffled though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When they've bent me over and burried their face in my pussy and ass. Might be a tad muffled though. "
I'm hard now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It doesn’t matter when but don’t forget to ask 3 times |
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By *igmaMan
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
"Judging by the last two guys I've been with... I'd say on the very first meet
How did they approach the question, ‘do you partake in anal on the first date m’lady ?!’
No I just told them to stick it in my bum"
This would be the optimum answer! |
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"Don’t ask, just slip it in "
Marry me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In some cases never unless it's you wanting to receive anal "
This ^^^ |
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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago
The South |
I only like it on days that end in a Y, between the hours of 00:01 and 23:59.
No other times or days are acceptable.
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"When I'm tied and gagged?"
Duly noted |
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"Don’t ask, just slip it in
If a guy did that to me I'd knock him clean out lol
Sadly, this happened to me on an early fab meet
Never a good thing is it my Friend !! "
Nope. I left in tears and he left fab before I could report him |
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"I find the best time to ask is around 1.45 in the afternoon. I mean you can ask anytime but 1.45 is usually good
Oh and slamming a bottle of lube on the table in front of me usually helps.
I thought it was a bottle of gin first "
Goes without saying |
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"I find the best time to ask is around 1.45 in the afternoon. I mean you can ask anytime but 1.45 is usually good
Oh and slamming a bottle of lube on the table in front of me usually helps.
Fuckinhell you're a bit of all right arnt ya "
Fuck yeah! I'm not bad! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When the moon is in it's waning phase and aligned with uranus on a Tuesday evening at approximately 7:04
I’ll put it in my diary "
And if you bent me over near the kettle I'll make you a brew at the same time! Multitasking ftw!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When the moon is in it's waning phase and aligned with uranus on a Tuesday evening at approximately 7:04
I’ll put it in my diary
And if you bent me over near the kettle I'll make you a brew at the same time! Multitasking ftw!!! "
Top woman, I can open a bottle of beer whilst you're bent over as well.. Result |
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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago
Blyth |
When you've just got the tip in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Never |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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when Jupiter aligns with mars |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why ask, just tease her with it and she'll either let you in or slap your cock off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I tell you I am wearing my butt plug |
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over a year ago
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When she wakes up just as you've got the tip in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When the moon is in it's waning phase and aligned with uranus on a Tuesday evening at approximately 7:04
I’ll put it in my diary
And if you bent me over near the kettle I'll make you a brew at the same time! Multitasking ftw!!!
Top woman, I can open a bottle of beer whilst you're bent over as well.. Result"
Like I say multitasker! Can and have cracked nuts with my thighs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don’t ask, just slip it in "
That’s the one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It’s just a few inches from each other depends on the position either going up or down. Would it make any difference in pleasure ? |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
I keep coming back for more here... not for tha anal but for the comments. on this dull and grey November day.... this is so entertaining. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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After no complaints from the slip of a finger |
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When she's on her period but horny as fuck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies, when are you most likely to be up for anal ?
Thanks in advance X"
Wait for them to ask you. It's even hotter then. |
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If you don't get the timing right you'll be in the shit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When she's on her period but horny as fuck "
True. And then you can ask: how do you eat your sausage? With red or brown sauce? |
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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago
The South |
"I find the best time to ask is around 1.45 in the afternoon. I mean you can ask anytime but 1.45 is usually good
Oh and slamming a bottle of lube on the table in front of me usually helps.
Fuckinhell you're a bit of all right arnt ya
Fuck yeah! I'm not bad! "
True story.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On her birthday.
Special treat."
Sure it's not your birthday.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Half way through the run up and just before the traditional anal salute of shoughting "BRACE YOUR SELF"!!!!!! |
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By *eema 1Man
over a year ago
Telford |
After the 'Milky Way' has crossed with the 'milky bar and the Moon has lined up with 'Mars'..waiting patiently for Uranus cumin into view, then is the time to insert your Hamton Wick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I usually wait until after I've paid for my shopping so that if I'm thrown out, it's not a totally wasted trip. |
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"Erm when I've maxed out the joint credit card buying stuff I don't need, have driven the new car into a concrete post and deleted the recording of an important football match as yet unwatched probably. "
That made me giggle x |
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Just after you sing happy bumday to you |
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"When the moon is in it's waning phase and aligned with uranus on a Tuesday evening at approximately 7:04"
This, I really don’t think there’s any time
Just tell her you’d like to try it, see what she says. |
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Just after she's asked for a new kitchen/ three piece suite/ car |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d need notice. I don’t eat for a full 24 hours before anal. Just drink coffee and have an anal douche.
Scarred by past poop experiences. "
Sounds like there is a story to that one |
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When you are prepared to take it up your bum |
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"Ladies, when are you most likely to be up for anal ?
Thanks in advance X"
Half past poo |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
I just pop it in a first message, I don't like to beat around the bush. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I just pop it in a first message, I don't like to beat around the bush."
Classic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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After she's used her strapon on you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just after she wispers her lovers name by mistake. |
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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago
'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks |
"Don’t ask, just slip it in
If a guy did that to me I'd knock him clean out lol
Sadly, this happened to me on an early fab meet
Never a good thing is it my Friend !!
Nope. I left in tears and he left fab before I could report him "
This made me wince...the pain is like no other! Even having a coil inserted, a hemorrhoid cortorised, and a child pushing its fat head through your fanny simultaneously would not compare! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Surely that's the wrong attitude. I've found rimming ladies and getting them to experience arse play makes them keen to take cock up their arse and want it. I can honestly say all have then asked me to fuck their arses in later sex sessions. The idea is that it's a shared pleasure both parties enjoy. Suggesting a man has to ask seems to imply the man wants it and the woman doesn't. I've particularly found older ladies with well used slack pussies particularly like anal as their arses are still tight and they enjoy the feeling of being penetrated more in the arse than cunt. |
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Tbh my cock can be a bit of a stretch for anal. So it would be agreed beforehand. Sad if I can't but not the end of the world |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Surely that's the wrong attitude. I've found rimming ladies and getting them to experience arse play makes them keen to take cock up their arse and want it. I can honestly say all have then asked me to fuck their arses in later sex sessions. The idea is that it's a shared pleasure both parties enjoy. Suggesting a man has to ask seems to imply the man wants it and the woman doesn't. I've particularly found older ladies with well used slack pussies particularly like anal as their arses are still tight and they enjoy the feeling of being penetrated more in the arse than cunt. "
Instead of asking 'does my bum look big in this' I'm going to start asking 'is my twat slack, be a mate and check' |
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I find usually 15 minutes into first date is the optimal time to ask for anal. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm up for it right now |
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If the sex is amazing then plant the seed after a couple weeks |
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When she says ..why haven't you used my bum yet? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ooh when I'm arse up, super aroused and I don't move away when your penis is not finding the number 1 hole straight away...
Failing that, if you can't have the conversation regarding it, then you're not ready for the intimacy of it.
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over a year ago
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When the other guy has just penetrated her vagina. |
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By *eema 1Man
over a year ago
Telford |
A long time girlfriend fancied anal while having sex on the lounge floor..she hunted hi and low for the lube..couldnt find it..by that time we,d gone off the idea. |
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By *igmaMan
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
"A long time girlfriend fancied anal while having sex on the lounge floor..she hunted hi and low for the lube..couldnt find it..by that time we,d gone off the idea."
Such an emotional story! |
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"Surely that's the wrong attitude. I've found rimming ladies and getting them to experience arse play makes them keen to take cock up their arse and want it. I can honestly say all have then asked me to fuck their arses in later sex sessions. The idea is that it's a shared pleasure both parties enjoy. Suggesting a man has to ask seems to imply the man wants it and the woman doesn't. I've particularly found older ladies with well used slack pussies particularly like anal as their arses are still tight and they enjoy the feeling of being penetrated more in the arse than cunt. "
Lots of women don’t want it, ever. Also, your attitude is the one that’s wrong - “well used slack pussies”? You should be ashamed of yourself, talking like that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When the sun, the moon and Uranus are in alignment!!?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How about now? |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
30 seconds after meeting them, no point wasting more time if they don’t! |
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By *rK MrsJCouple
over a year ago
Kidderminster |
"Judging by the last two guys I've been with... I'd say on the very first meet
How did they approach the question, ‘do you partake in anal on the first date m’lady ?!’
No I just told them to stick it in my bum"
My kind of lady. |
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"After she dropped the kids off at the pool."
I think many won't get that |
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By *host63Man
over a year ago
Bedfont Feltham |
Seriously Marry me please. you are the girl of my dreams |
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After they just had a poo? Being practical of course |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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NEVER
She will let you know if she wants it !!! |
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By *host63Man
over a year ago
Bedfont Feltham |
"When she’s just taken a rectal suppository and needs that extra bit of help poking it all the way up "
I am still pissing myself laughing Best answer yet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Depending on how big your cock is, sometime after deciding I really really like you and will offer my bottom for your pleasure and never |
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By *host63Man
over a year ago
Bedfont Feltham |
"Ooh when I'm arse up, super aroused and I don't move away when your penis is not finding the number 1 hole straight away...
Failing that, if you can't have the conversation regarding it, then you're not ready for the intimacy of it.
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I agree with that one. If I am with someone i will discuss how they feel about it. But sometimes it just happens
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Depending on how big your cock is, sometime after deciding I really really like you and will offer my bottom for your pleasure and never "
I have a tiny, tiny penis. |
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When oral sex has made her day and now you want to make her hole week |
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"Ladies, when are you most likely to be up for anal ?
Thanks in advance X"
When she’s ready and interested in that with you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just after you get in from the pub. |
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