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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had one in my inbox this eve....almost gushing at the thought!!!
Not!!
Simply put.... It stated
"oi slag. got a hard cock. I need 2 suck it and then Il fuck u good and proper"
Never felt so turned on in my life!! 
What a line!!  |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I had one in my inbox this eve....almost gushing at the thought!!!
Not!!
Simply put.... It stated
"oi slag. got a hard cock. I need 2 suck it and then Il fuck u good and proper"
Never felt so turned on in my life!!
What a line!! "
No 'please' or 'thank you'?
Disgraceful  |
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"I had one in my inbox this eve....almost gushing at the thought!!!
Not!!
Simply put.... It stated
"oi slag. got a hard cock. I need 2 suck it and then Il fuck u good and proper"
Never felt so turned on in my life!!
What a line!! "
OMG..he's such a bard..you resisted temptation, that's impressive!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hubby (before he was) handing me a handkerchief... "does this smell of chloroform to you??"
Weird because I have no idea what chloroform smells like and I took a sniff.... I know.... Still, it worked.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hubby (before he was) handing me a handkerchief... "does this smell of chloroform to you??"
Weird because I have no idea what chloroform smells like and I took a sniff.... I know.... Still, it worked.. "
This is the winner lol |
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By *axo25Man
over a year ago
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A mate of mine once used this on holiday years ago. We were walking in the street and there were two girls walking on the other side of the road.
‘Hi Sugar’
‘Hello’
‘No, not you, the other lump’
It didn’t work. |
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‘Nice legs. What time do they open?’
My excuse was that I was slightly worse for drink and put up too it by ‘mates’.
It was a long time ago and I still bump into the person in question, she is married with grown up kids and her opening line is usually ‘hello, have you grown up yet’, she says it with a smile and a laugh so I must have made an impression. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hubby (before he was) handing me a handkerchief... "does this smell of chloroform to you??"
Weird because I have no idea what chloroform smells like and I took a sniff.... I know.... Still, it worked.. "
Which worked? The line or the chloroform?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Best one that has worked for me.. I walked up to a young lady in a bar put.my hand in her drop k removed the ice dropped it to the floor and stamped on it she was about to have a go at me when I raised my finger and said now then .. I've broken then ice so can I buy you a drink . She burst out laughing I brought her a drink and married her 2 years later.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just so you know.... I was in the bomb squad for years and trust me..... you're dynamite
Used it when I was Navy (only after lots of Dutch courage) I either got chatting to the young lady or sprayed with her drink as she bust out laughing. Either way I did quite well with the line |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The darker they are the better "
Heard this one a while ago. Took a second but then I got it... 
"Is your dad in prison? If I was your dad I'd be in prison"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is your name google, because your everything I’ve been searching for 
I’m the man of your dreams so what’s your other two wishes
God sent an angel from heaven when you were born 
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