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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

a decent human being, come say hi

No judgement, no bashing, no twattish comments that are just plain bigoted nastiness.

What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not even a human being according to Lu.

Hi though

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By *uplbigtitsCouple over a year ago

sunderland

Evening how are you how was your week x

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm watching a YouTube video on the details of lawsuits involving beauty bloggers

I have shit I should probably be doing but *shrug*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am waiting for my OH to come home home...after more than 4 months away...I'm super excited.

What about you OP?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"a decent human being, come say hi

No judgement, no bashing, no twattish comments that are just plain bigoted nastiness.

What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown?

Hi sparkles I'd like to think I'm a decent human being and I'm on a bit of a downer so I'm drinking lots of cherry rum. How are you xx

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple over a year ago

Stockport

Listening to Gary Davies Sounds of the 80’s and chilling....... oh and we’ve both decided a well earned drink to chill with too.

Hope everyone has a lovely weekend. During these very odd times

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

Hey Sparkles.

How are you this evening lovely?

Evening everyone.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi, I've got my kids tonight watching a couple of Christmas movies. Hope you have a nice weekend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"a decent human being, come say hi

No judgement, no bashing, no twattish comments that are just plain bigoted nastiness.

What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown?

Still drinking gin and watching children in need although moving onto Netflix in a bit!!

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm trying not to cry because the painkillers aren't working and I can't find a comfortable spot to recline in at all.

But hey. That's life

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm watching a YouTube video on the details of lawsuits involving beauty bloggers

I have shit I should probably be doing but *shrug*"

There is always some tea waiting to be spilled in the beauty community

J* drama, Tati lawsuit, James Charles's issues with his merch...this type of beauty bloggers?

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I am waiting for my OH to come home home...after more than 4 months away...I'm super excited.

What about you OP?

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'm watching a YouTube video on the details of lawsuits involving beauty bloggers

I have shit I should probably be doing but *shrug*

There is always some tea waiting to be spilled in the beauty community

J* drama, Tati lawsuit, James Charles's issues with his merch...this type of beauty bloggers?"

Tati. What the *fuck*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm trying not to cry because the painkillers aren't working and I can't find a comfortable spot to recline in at all.

But hey. That's life "

Poor Posh. I hope you will feel better soon lovely

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"I am waiting for my OH to come home home...after more than 4 months away...I'm super excited.

What about you OP?

OMG!!

You don't just drop that bombshell. Tonight's the night!

Did you both keep to the deal?

Ahh I bet you're so excited though!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm not even a human being according to Lu.

Hi though

Aww! Well I think you're alright

Hey Mr, how you doing?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I'm trying not to cry because the painkillers aren't working and I can't find a comfortable spot to recline in at all.

But hey. That's life "

Awwwww hugs

I'm watching my quads and calf muscles randomly spasm and contract in bizarre ways. It's more interesting than t'telly.

S is feeling sorry for himself and looks like the elephant man in the neck region

I also have a small person asleep on me, squashing my arm

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening how are you how was your week x"

It's been a bit crap to be honest but hey ho, it's Friday

How was yours?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm watching a YouTube video on the details of lawsuits involving beauty bloggers

I have shit I should probably be doing but *shrug*"

Ah well! It'll still be there tomorrow

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

H...

Ha....

Ho.....

He.....

Hu....

Fuck, I'm trying but I can't!

HIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

My night is consisting of Chinese food and giggles. Couple of

of disbelief thrown in for good measure.

Bottoms up!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'm watching a YouTube video on the details of lawsuits involving beauty bloggers

I have shit I should probably be doing but *shrug*

Ah well! It'll still be there tomorrow

Yup.

I'm such a nerd I can't even with myself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am waiting for my OH to come home home...after more than 4 months away...I'm super excited.

What about you OP?

OMG!!

You don't just drop that bombshell. Tonight's the night!

Did you both keep to the deal?

Ahh I bet you're so excited though!

Jo.Xx "

We didn't keep the deal as his return date changed three times already

but now he's on the plane so I should see him in about 4-5 hours. Fingers crossed

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Trying to find a position that eases my sciatica, it’s not been behaving itself lately. A couple of very large JDs have helped.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I am waiting for my OH to come home home...after more than 4 months away...I'm super excited.

What about you OP?

Ooo exciting!!!

What time will he be back? Maybe someone should check in with you next week just to make sure your both still alive

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"I am waiting for my OH to come home home...after more than 4 months away...I'm super excited.

What about you OP?

Ooo exciting!!!

What time will he be back? Maybe someone should check in with you next week just to make sure your both still alive

Best get some vagina shaped ice packs ready!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"a decent human being, come say hi

No judgement, no bashing, no twattish comments that are just plain bigoted nastiness.

What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown?

Hi sparkles I'd like to think I'm a decent human being and I'm on a bit of a downer so I'm drinking lots of cherry rum. How are you xx"

Aww sending you a hug

I'm having a Gin! Enjoy lovely xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Listening to Gary Davies Sounds of the 80’s and chilling....... oh and we’ve both decided a well earned drink to chill with too.

Hope everyone has a lovely weekend. During these very odd times "

Sounds lovely. Enjoy!

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

Dvd night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey Sparkles.

How are you this evening lovely?

Evening everyone.

Jo.Xx "

Hey gorgeous! Hows your hip? I'm okay, glad it's Friday xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi, I've got my kids tonight watching a couple of Christmas movies. Hope you have a nice weekend

Aww! Enjoy!

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Ooh she's breaking down the different kinds of defamation in Washington state

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"a decent human being, come say hi

No judgement, no bashing, no twattish comments that are just plain bigoted nastiness.

What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown?

Evening Sparkles

I'm waiting on small people to return. It's been really quiet and weird today. Like everyone disappeared off the face of the earth.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"a decent human being, come say hi

No judgement, no bashing, no twattish comments that are just plain bigoted nastiness.

What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown?

Hi sparkles I'd like to think I'm a decent human being and I'm on a bit of a downer so I'm drinking lots of cherry rum. How are you xx"

I'm sorry to hear that. Whatever is troubling you, I hope some light burns through your clouds. You're drinking my drink/ poison!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"a decent human being, come say hi

No judgement, no bashing, no twattish comments that are just plain bigoted nastiness.

What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown?

Still drinking gin and watching children in need although moving onto Netflix in a bit!!

How many drinks down are you now? Or should that be bottles?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm trying not to cry because the painkillers aren't working and I can't find a comfortable spot to recline in at all.

But hey. That's life "

Aww darling

I'm sorry

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Good evening beautiful people of fab

currently relaxed with the Mr on the sofa with drink in hand and a endless supply of snacks watching a NCIS marathon

hope you all are having a great night and staying safe

much love lovley people

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm trying not to cry because the painkillers aren't working and I can't find a comfortable spot to recline in at all.

But hey. That's life

Awwwww hugs

I'm watching my quads and calf muscles randomly spasm and contract in bizarre ways. It's more interesting than t'telly.

S is feeling sorry for himself and looks like the elephant man in the neck region

I also have a small person asleep on me, squashing my arm

Oh gosh! What's he done to his neck?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"a decent human being, come say hi

No judgement, no bashing, no twattish comments that are just plain bigoted nastiness.

What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown?

Hi sparkles I'd like to think I'm a decent human being and I'm on a bit of a downer so I'm drinking lots of cherry rum. How are you xx"

Cherry..... rum.

Cherry.

Oh lordy, I've never wanted to taste an alcoholic drink as much as I do right now

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Trying to find a position that eases my sciatica, it’s not been behaving itself lately. A couple of very large JDs have helped. "

All that helped me a tiny bit was to lie on the opposite side to the sciatic pain, pillow between my legs and legs slightly bent (semi foetal position). It's horrible

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"H...

H...

Ha....

Ho.....

He.....

Hu....

Fuck, I'm trying but I can't!

HIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

My night is consisting of Chinese food and giggles. Couple of

of disbelief thrown in for good measure.

Bottoms up!"

Hahaha!!!! Sounds like fun! Yeah, I've got a few of them thrown around too along with a few of these

Trying not to give myself a headache! Cheers to you gorgeous!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I'm trying not to cry because the painkillers aren't working and I can't find a comfortable spot to recline in at all.

But hey. That's life

Awwwww hugs

I'm watching my quads and calf muscles randomly spasm and contract in bizarre ways. It's more interesting than t'telly.

S is feeling sorry for himself and looks like the elephant man in the neck region

I also have a small person asleep on me, squashing my arm

Oh gosh! What's he done to his neck?

We're not sure. He's had a small lump for months (doc discounted, bloods fine) but it's suddenly like a cricket ball between the ear and jaw and obviously very painful. He has antibiotics and a 2wk ENT referral

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"I am waiting for my OH to come home home...after more than 4 months away...I'm super excited.

What about you OP?

OMG!!

You don't just drop that bombshell. Tonight's the night!

Did you both keep to the deal?

Ahh I bet you're so excited though!

Jo.Xx

We didn't keep the deal as his return date changed three times already

but now he's on the plane so I should see him in about 4-5 hours. Fingers crossed

Ahh no way!

Well I hope you have the best reunion.

Jo.Xx

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Hiya Sparkles, I'm just chilling out in front of the telly, wondering what I'm gonna have to eat later

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I tested positive

I’m in bed feeling sorry for myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Trying to find a position that eases my sciatica, it’s not been behaving itself lately. A couple of very large JDs have helped. "

Oh I feel for you, sciatica is a bitch! I hope the JD helps.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not even a human being according to Lu.

Hi though

Aww! Well I think you're alright

Hey Mr, how you doing? "

Am great thanks. Am with Lu

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dvd night."

Enjoy!

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By *.luke7Man over a year ago

Hello all you beautiful fabers!

I’m just chilling in bed, watching the rugby, wishing I had a gin to hand. However, 1 week down and 2 to go!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"a decent human being, come say hi

No judgement, no bashing, no twattish comments that are just plain bigoted nastiness.

What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown?

Evening Sparkles

I'm waiting on small people to return. It's been really quiet and weird today. Like everyone disappeared off the face of the earth. "

Evening sexy

It's all been a bit weird lately hasn't it? Roll on the end of all this so we can have a big hug!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

Evening all. I'm about to start watching Spectre, with a lb of grapes and a large diet pepsi.

I sure know how to live

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m watching all the episodes of bake-off I recorded.

Craving Caaaaake

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening beautiful people of fab

currently relaxed with the Mr on the sofa with drink in hand and a endless supply of snacks watching a NCIS marathon

hope you all are having a great night and staying safe

much love lovley people

Good evening

sounds lovely, enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello

Hey gorgeous

how you doing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm trying not to cry because the painkillers aren't working and I can't find a comfortable spot to recline in at all.

But hey. That's life

Awwwww hugs

I'm watching my quads and calf muscles randomly spasm and contract in bizarre ways. It's more interesting than t'telly.

S is feeling sorry for himself and looks like the elephant man in the neck region

I also have a small person asleep on me, squashing my arm

Oh gosh! What's he done to his neck?

Oh wow!

I hope the antibiotics help. Two weeks can seem like a lifetime when your in pain! Sending booby hugs! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hiya Sparkles, I'm just chilling out in front of the telly, wondering what I'm gonna have to eat later

Hey Ace

Chilling is always good and it's Friday so make sure it's something yummy!

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By *risky businessMan over a year ago

APharaohWay

Something I didn't think I'd be doing on a friday night watching vera x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening all x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"a decent human being, come say hi

No judgement, no bashing, no twattish comments that are just plain bigoted nastiness.

What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown?

Still drinking gin and watching children in need although moving onto Netflix in a bit!!

How many drinks down are you now? Or should that be bottles?

Ha ha!! Wouldn't be able to focus on this forum with more than a bottle... I'm only about 4 down!!...they are home measures though and not pub measures!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I tested positive

I’m in bed feeling sorry for myself "

I'm sorry. Hope you feel better soon xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening

I'm watching the rugby, then I'll watch gogglebox, then the last leg. Whilst I'm doing that I will drink some rioja because I can multi-task and maybe I'll eat a bag of crisps. Same as the last eleventy billion Friday nights.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm not even a human being according to Lu.

Hi though

Aww! Well I think you're alright

Hey Mr, how you doing?

Am great thanks. Am with Lu

Woohoo!!!

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Hey Sparkles.

How are you this evening lovely?

Evening everyone.

Jo.Xx

Hey gorgeous! Hows your hip? I'm okay, glad it's Friday xx"

Is your little one better?

Mine has tooth ache bless him.

My hip is wanting to give up on me!

But I'll rest it until I'm allowed to go out dancing again.

Looking forward to Meds kicking in and I get some sleep.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello all you beautiful fabers!

I’m just chilling in bed, watching the rugby, wishing I had a gin to hand. However, 1 week down and 2 to go!

Evening! Nothing wrong with chilling on a friday. I'll have a Gin for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all. I'm about to start watching Spectre, with a lb of grapes and a large diet pepsi.

I sure know how to live

Hehe! As long as you're enjoying yourself then why not, strange times and all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"a decent human being, come say hi

No judgement, no bashing, no twattish comments that are just plain bigoted nastiness.

What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown?

I'm working!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m watching all the episodes of bake-off I recorded.

Craving Caaaaake

Oh I've missed it this year!

It always makes me want cake too though so probably a good thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Something I didn't think I'd be doing on a friday night watching vera x"

Nice relaxing one then? Nothing wrong with that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all x "

Evening

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"a decent human being, come say hi

No judgement, no bashing, no twattish comments that are just plain bigoted nastiness.

What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown?

I'm going to break the rules and say hi anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm trying to be more each day and trying to help someone every day. We a need help now and again xx

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"Trying to find a position that eases my sciatica, it’s not been behaving itself lately. A couple of very large JDs have helped.

All that helped me a tiny bit was to lie on the opposite side to the sciatic pain, pillow between my legs and legs slightly bent (semi foetal position). It's horrible

Are you spying on me!?

That’s pretty much my ‘go too’ position, it’s not really working tonight though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

hello all xxxxx

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By *onderstuff73mMan over a year ago

Brum

I’m a bottle of wine in and now lying in bed, wishing my neighbours daughter was on here.

This is what Friday nights have become. Pah!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"a decent human being, come say hi

No judgement, no bashing, no twattish comments that are just plain bigoted nastiness.

What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown?

Still drinking gin and watching children in need although moving onto Netflix in a bit!!

How many drinks down are you now? Or should that be bottles?

Ha ha!! Wouldn't be able to focus on this forum with more than a bottle... I'm only about 4 down!!...they are home measures though and not pub measures!!

Haha! It is Friday after all. We all going to have raging hangovers tomorrow? The lounge will be fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening

Haha! Yeah, been a strange year for Friday nights.

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Good evening and don’t worry be happy

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

In bed ready for settling down for sleep, its drinks tomorrow night

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By *ooby birdWoman over a year ago

North West

"I tested positive

I’m in bed feeling sorry for myself "

I've just got over it - i hope you feel better soon x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey Sparkles.

How are you this evening lovely?

Evening everyone.

Jo.Xx

Hey gorgeous! Hows your hip? I'm okay, glad it's Friday xx

Is your little one better?

Mine has tooth ache bless him.

My hip is wanting to give up on me!

But I'll rest it until I'm allowed to go out dancing again.

Looking forward to Meds kicking in and I get some sleep.

Jo.Xx "

He is, thank you. It was a one off thing thankfully. Oh no

tooth ache is the worst. Hope it sorts itself out soon.

Fingers crossed the meds don't take too long so you can get a decent sleep lovely xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"a decent human being, come say hi

No judgement, no bashing, no twattish comments that are just plain bigoted nastiness.

What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown?

I'm working!

Hey

Ahh that's a bummer! Don't work too hard, we'll have fun for you

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By *offiaCoolWoman over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Trying to find a position that eases my sciatica, it’s not been behaving itself lately. A couple of very large JDs have helped. "

I had acupuncture around 15 years ago. Six sessions worked for me. Never had it since

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By *akbearMan over a year ago

Newbury

Hi! Just watched s one sided game of rugby (well played Ireland), glancing at fab and wishing this head cold would go and do one!

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By *risky businessMan over a year ago

APharaohWay

"Something I didn't think I'd be doing on a friday night watching vera x

Nice relaxing one then? Nothing wrong with that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"a decent human being, come say hi

No judgement, no bashing, no twattish comments that are just plain bigoted nastiness.

What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown?

I'm going to break the rules and say hi anyway

Haha! Hey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry can’t stay. I’m indecent.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm trying to be more each day and trying to help someone every day. We a need help now and again xx"

We do and that's a wonderful thing to do

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Trying to find a position that eases my sciatica, it’s not been behaving itself lately. A couple of very large JDs have helped.

All that helped me a tiny bit was to lie on the opposite side to the sciatic pain, pillow between my legs and legs slightly bent (semi foetal position). It's horrible

Are you spying on me!?

That’s pretty much my ‘go too’ position, it’s not really working tonight though. "

I am omnipresent

Nah, I just know from sorry experience. I can only sleep on my right side with the pillow between my legs. I can't sleep on my left side at all, everything just goes numb.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"hello all xxxxx

Hey you two

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m a bottle of wine in and now lying in bed, wishing my neighbours daughter was on here.

This is what Friday nights have become. Pah! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening and don’t worry be happy

Evening. I'm happy, are you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening everyone. I'm settling down with an extremely hot and mildly bitter cocoa, people watching here.

To all of you who are not feeling well or are in search of some perking up, I hope we can help lift your spirits.

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By *.luke7Man over a year ago

"Hello all you beautiful fabers!

I’m just chilling in bed, watching the rugby, wishing I had a gin to hand. However, 1 week down and 2 to go!

Evening! Nothing wrong with chilling on a friday. I'll have a Gin for you

Please do. Just as I left for work last week my craft gin club gin arrived And I’ve not even had a taste

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Guys, I'm filling the thread which wasn't my intention but I don't want it to look like I'm ignoring anyone. Talk to each other and I'm not going to respond to each post individually otherwise we'll be out of posts pretty damn quick! Haha! Evening to everyone that has joined

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mind you, I'm probably not going to be able to help much if I'm only people watching.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Hiya Sparkles, I'm just chilling out in front of the telly, wondering what I'm gonna have to eat later

Hey Ace

Chilling is always good and it's Friday so make sure it's something yummy!

Just had a rummage through ma freezer and have decided on a portion of ma homemade chicken Jalfrezi

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guys, I'm filling the thread which wasn't my intention but I don't want it to look like I'm ignoring anyone. Talk to each other and I'm not going to respond to each post individually otherwise we'll be out of posts pretty damn quick! Haha! Evening to everyone that has joined

You're the lovely hostess. Please come and mingle. We can move on to another thread when this is filled, surely.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

You know when you eat so much food you can feel it in yer tits?

That's exactly where I'm at.

I feel a food coma brewing unless that one sesame prawn toast too many does an Alien chest buster impression

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"You know when you eat so much food you can feel it in yer tits?

That's exactly where I'm at.

I feel a food coma brewing unless that one sesame prawn toast too many does an Alien chest buster impression "

Peach, you paint such awesome pictures with words

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You know when you eat so much food you can feel it in yer tits?

That's exactly where I'm at.

I feel a food coma brewing unless that one sesame prawn toast too many does an Alien chest buster impression "

I know what impression is going to pop into my mind if anyone ever mentions a sesame prawn toast to me in the future.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"You know when you eat so much food you can feel it in yer tits?

That's exactly where I'm at.

I feel a food coma brewing unless that one sesame prawn toast too many does an Alien chest buster impression

Peach, you paint such awesome pictures with words

I don't think I can walk. I appreciate that may be poor taste considering who I'm replying to, but .....

I don't think I can walk

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"You know when you eat so much food you can feel it in yer tits?

That's exactly where I'm at.

I feel a food coma brewing unless that one sesame prawn toast too many does an Alien chest buster impression

I know what impression is going to pop into my mind if anyone ever mentions a sesame prawn toast to me in the future."

I've got a right food baby going on

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"Trying to find a position that eases my sciatica, it’s not been behaving itself lately. A couple of very large JDs have helped.

I had acupuncture around 15 years ago. Six sessions worked for me. Never had it since

I tried acupuncture but it didn’t seem to work for me.

I had physio at the local health centre and do my exercises regularly

I used to have epidural steroid injections but they don’t do the job anymore so I just live with it.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"You know when you eat so much food you can feel it in yer tits?

That's exactly where I'm at.

I feel a food coma brewing unless that one sesame prawn toast too many does an Alien chest buster impression

Peach, you paint such awesome pictures with words

I don't think I can walk. I appreciate that may be poor taste considering who I'm replying to, but .....

I don't think I can walk

You're just making me laugh even more

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"You know when you eat so much food you can feel it in yer tits?

That's exactly where I'm at.

I feel a food coma brewing unless that one sesame prawn toast too many does an Alien chest buster impression

Peach, you paint such awesome pictures with words

I don't think I can walk. I appreciate that may be poor taste considering who I'm replying to, but .....

I don't think I can walk

You're just making me laugh even more

And that makes me smile

Just don't tell everyone, they'll think I'm soft

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By *umstibleMan over a year ago

Colindale

Hi all, love, hugs and kisses, to EVERYONE xoxo

Yes, including you single man lol

Chill x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"a decent human being, come say hi

No judgement, no bashing, no twattish comments that are just plain bigoted nastiness.

What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown?

Still drinking gin and watching children in need although moving onto Netflix in a bit!!

How many drinks down are you now? Or should that be bottles?

Ha ha!! Wouldn't be able to focus on this forum with more than a bottle... I'm only about 4 down!!...they are home measures though and not pub measures!!

Haha! It is Friday after all. We all going to have raging hangovers tomorrow? The lounge will be fun

Yeah seems like a good idea at the minute!!

Not going to worry about tomorrow morning just yet!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You know when you eat so much food you can feel it in yer tits?

That's exactly where I'm at.

I feel a food coma brewing unless that one sesame prawn toast too many does an Alien chest buster impression

I know what impression is going to pop into my mind if anyone ever mentions a sesame prawn toast to me in the future.

I've got a right food baby going on "

That has just made me laugh out loud!

Better than bursting out through the chest.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"You know when you eat so much food you can feel it in yer tits?

That's exactly where I'm at.

I feel a food coma brewing unless that one sesame prawn toast too many does an Alien chest buster impression

Peach, you paint such awesome pictures with words

I don't think I can walk. I appreciate that may be poor taste considering who I'm replying to, but .....

I don't think I can walk

You're just making me laugh even more

And that makes me smile

Just don't tell everyone, they'll think I'm soft "

You should meet my pals from wheelchair basketball. The gallows humour is pretty close to the bone. Can't walk due to spina bifida? Get the mick taken for sitting on your arse all day. He comes back with something about his arms working, not like Mr T-rex arms etc. And so it goes on.

Seeing Pizza Hut staff nearly fall over when 6x wheelchair users came for dinner on spec after a match was another to giggle about

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*waves* Evening Soarkles and all above and below.

I think I fall into the decent human being category x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You're the lovely hostess. Please come and mingle. We can move on to another thread when this is filled, surely."

Aww

thank you. We can indeed, I just didnt men's to fill it all with my tripe, I can talk a lot of shite at times

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"You know when you eat so much food you can feel it in yer tits?

That's exactly where I'm at.

I feel a food coma brewing unless that one sesame prawn toast too many does an Alien chest buster impression

Peach, you paint such awesome pictures with words

I don't think I can walk. I appreciate that may be poor taste considering who I'm replying to, but .....

I don't think I can walk

You're just making me laugh even more

And that makes me smile

Just don't tell everyone, they'll think I'm soft

Seeing Pizza Hut staff nearly fall over when 6x wheelchair users came for dinner on spec after a match was another to giggle about

Gallows humour, I fucking love that term. I've always been a bit edgy with it, but do try to make sure I know who I'm poking before I "go there"

It's the accidental ones that I want the ground to swallow me whole for. I was working a wake and there were a few empties knocking about. One had a dreg left and I did it didn't I. Pointed at the glass and the words left my mouth before I could kick em into reverse.... "is this one dead?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You know when you eat so much food you can feel it in yer tits?

That's exactly where I'm at.

I feel a food coma brewing unless that one sesame prawn toast too many does an Alien chest buster impression

Peach, you paint such awesome pictures with words

I don't think I can walk. I appreciate that may be poor taste considering who I'm replying to, but .....

I don't think I can walk

You're just making me laugh even more

And that makes me smile

Just don't tell everyone, they'll think I'm soft "

You, soft? Nahhhhh!!!!!!! You're a hard c**t!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"a decent human being, come say hi

No judgement, no bashing, no twattish comments that are just plain bigoted nastiness.

What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown?

Still drinking gin and watching children in need although moving onto Netflix in a bit!!

How many drinks down are you now? Or should that be bottles?

Ha ha!! Wouldn't be able to focus on this forum with more than a bottle... I'm only about 4 down!!...they are home measures though and not pub measures!!

Haha! It is Friday after all. We all going to have raging hangovers tomorrow? The lounge will be fun

Yeah seems like a good idea at the minute!!

Not going to worry about tomorrow morning just yet!!

Haha! Don't blame you! I'm going to turn my music up, pour another drink and have a party for one. Remind me when I'm bitching tomorrow that I enjoyed it at the time haha!

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"You know when you eat so much food you can feel it in yer tits?

That's exactly where I'm at.

I feel a food coma brewing unless that one sesame prawn toast too many does an Alien chest buster impression

Peach, you paint such awesome pictures with words

I don't think I can walk. I appreciate that may be poor taste considering who I'm replying to, but .....

I don't think I can walk

You're just making me laugh even more

And that makes me smile

Just don't tell everyone, they'll think I'm soft

Seeing Pizza Hut staff nearly fall over when 6x wheelchair users came for dinner on spec after a match was another to giggle about

Youve just made me think of family guy where Joe and his wheelchair mates form a crippletron when Peter doesn't let them in.

https://youtu.be/SrDHavW-uq8

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*waves* Evening Soarkles and all above and below.

I think I fall into the decent human being category x

You do indeed lovely! Evening

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"You know when you eat so much food you can feel it in yer tits?

That's exactly where I'm at.

I feel a food coma brewing unless that one sesame prawn toast too many does an Alien chest buster impression

Peach, you paint such awesome pictures with words

I don't think I can walk. I appreciate that may be poor taste considering who I'm replying to, but .....

I don't think I can walk

You're just making me laugh even more

And that makes me smile

Just don't tell everyone, they'll think I'm soft

You, soft? Nahhhhh!!!!!!! You're a hard c**t!

Go on, you can say it..... "cunt"

Feels so good

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You know when you eat so much food you can feel it in yer tits?

That's exactly where I'm at.

I feel a food coma brewing unless that one sesame prawn toast too many does an Alien chest buster impression

Peach, you paint such awesome pictures with words

I don't think I can walk. I appreciate that may be poor taste considering who I'm replying to, but .....

I don't think I can walk

You're just making me laugh even more

And that makes me smile

Just don't tell everyone, they'll think I'm soft

Seeing Pizza Hut staff nearly fall over when 6x wheelchair users came for dinner on spec after a match was another to giggle about

Gallows humour, I fucking love that term. I've always been a bit edgy with it, but do try to make sure I know who I'm poking before I "go there"

I'm clearly twisted because that made me giggle!

Oh crap, I'm going to hell!

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"You know when you eat so much food you can feel it in yer tits?

That's exactly where I'm at.

I feel a food coma brewing unless that one sesame prawn toast too many does an Alien chest buster impression

Peach, you paint such awesome pictures with words

I don't think I can walk. I appreciate that may be poor taste considering who I'm replying to, but .....

I don't think I can walk

You're just making me laugh even more

And that makes me smile

Just don't tell everyone, they'll think I'm soft

Seeing Pizza Hut staff nearly fall over when 6x wheelchair users came for dinner on spec after a match was another to giggle about

Gallows humour, I fucking love that term. I've always been a bit edgy with it, but do try to make sure I know who I'm poking before I "go there"

I'm clearly twisted because that made me giggle!

Oh crap, I'm going to hell! "

I'll save you a seat next to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You know when you eat so much food you can feel it in yer tits?

That's exactly where I'm at.

I feel a food coma brewing unless that one sesame prawn toast too many does an Alien chest buster impression

Peach, you paint such awesome pictures with words

I don't think I can walk. I appreciate that may be poor taste considering who I'm replying to, but .....

I don't think I can walk

You're just making me laugh even more

And that makes me smile

Just don't tell everyone, they'll think I'm soft

You, soft? Nahhhhh!!!!!!! You're a hard c**t!

Go on, you can say it..... "cunt"

Feels so good "

I say it all the time but the one time I type it to you (even though I know it's okay) I'll get a fucking ban!!! I'm not even chancing that shite!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Heeeellllloooo theeerrrrreee

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"You know when you eat so much food you can feel it in yer tits?

That's exactly where I'm at.

I feel a food coma brewing unless that one sesame prawn toast too many does an Alien chest buster impression

Peach, you paint such awesome pictures with words

I don't think I can walk. I appreciate that may be poor taste considering who I'm replying to, but .....

I don't think I can walk

You're just making me laugh even more

And that makes me smile

Just don't tell everyone, they'll think I'm soft

You, soft? Nahhhhh!!!!!!! You're a hard c**t!

Go on, you can say it..... "cunt"

Feels so good

I say it all the time but the one time I type it to you (even though I know it's okay) I'll get a fucking ban!!! I'm not even chancing that shite!

Would be totally typical wouldn't it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You know when you eat so much food you can feel it in yer tits?

That's exactly where I'm at.

I feel a food coma brewing unless that one sesame prawn toast too many does an Alien chest buster impression

Peach, you paint such awesome pictures with words

I don't think I can walk. I appreciate that may be poor taste considering who I'm replying to, but .....

I don't think I can walk

You're just making me laugh even more

And that makes me smile

Just don't tell everyone, they'll think I'm soft

Seeing Pizza Hut staff nearly fall over when 6x wheelchair users came for dinner on spec after a match was another to giggle about

Gallows humour, I fucking love that term. I've always been a bit edgy with it, but do try to make sure I know who I'm poking before I "go there"

I'm clearly twisted because that made me giggle!

Oh crap, I'm going to hell!

I'll save you a seat next to me

Please do! I'll bring the Gin

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Heeeellllloooo theeerrrrreee

Evening

come join in!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"a decent human being, come say hi

No judgement, no bashing, no twattish comments that are just plain bigoted nastiness.

What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown?

Still drinking gin and watching children in need although moving onto Netflix in a bit!!

How many drinks down are you now? Or should that be bottles?

Ha ha!! Wouldn't be able to focus on this forum with more than a bottle... I'm only about 4 down!!...they are home measures though and not pub measures!!

Haha! It is Friday after all. We all going to have raging hangovers tomorrow? The lounge will be fun

Yeah seems like a good idea at the minute!!

Not going to worry about tomorrow morning just yet!!

Haha! Don't blame you! I'm going to turn my music up, pour another drink and have a party for one. Remind me when I'm bitching tomorrow that I enjoyed it at the time haha! "

I'll remind you... if you remind me!! Lol!! Party for one here too!! Whoop whoop!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You know when you eat so much food you can feel it in yer tits?

That's exactly where I'm at.

I feel a food coma brewing unless that one sesame prawn toast too many does an Alien chest buster impression

Peach, you paint such awesome pictures with words

I don't think I can walk. I appreciate that may be poor taste considering who I'm replying to, but .....

I don't think I can walk

You're just making me laugh even more

And that makes me smile

Just don't tell everyone, they'll think I'm soft

You, soft? Nahhhhh!!!!!!! You're a hard c**t!

Go on, you can say it..... "cunt"

Feels so good

I say it all the time but the one time I type it to you (even though I know it's okay) I'll get a fucking ban!!! I'm not even chancing that shite!

Would be totally typical wouldn't it

"
of course it would! Be just my bloody luck!

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"a decent human being, come say hi

No judgement, no bashing, no twattish comments that are just plain bigoted nastiness.

What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown?

Still drinking gin and watching children in need although moving onto Netflix in a bit!!

How many drinks down are you now? Or should that be bottles?

Ha ha!! Wouldn't be able to focus on this forum with more than a bottle... I'm only about 4 down!!...they are home measures though and not pub measures!!

Haha! It is Friday after all. We all going to have raging hangovers tomorrow? The lounge will be fun

Yeah seems like a good idea at the minute!!

Not going to worry about tomorrow morning just yet!!

Haha! Don't blame you! I'm going to turn my music up, pour another drink and have a party for one. Remind me when I'm bitching tomorrow that I enjoyed it at the time haha!

I'll remind you... if you remind me!! Lol!! Party for one here too!! Whoop whoop!!

Parties for one are ace. No arguing over the music and you don't have to worry about wearing the same thing as someone else.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"a decent human being, come say hi

No judgement, no bashing, no twattish comments that are just plain bigoted nastiness.

What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown?

My daughters and I are watching david attenborough's a life on our planet.

Anyone else seen it?

Sparkles007 what are you doing this evening?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Human? The jurys out as I spend so much time with nature alone but Id like to think Im a nice person. Chilled out with a movie called hustlers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"a decent human being, come say hi

No judgement, no bashing, no twattish comments that are just plain bigoted nastiness.

What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown?

Still drinking gin and watching children in need although moving onto Netflix in a bit!!

How many drinks down are you now? Or should that be bottles?

Ha ha!! Wouldn't be able to focus on this forum with more than a bottle... I'm only about 4 down!!...they are home measures though and not pub measures!!

Haha! It is Friday after all. We all going to have raging hangovers tomorrow? The lounge will be fun

Yeah seems like a good idea at the minute!!

Not going to worry about tomorrow morning just yet!!

Haha! Don't blame you! I'm going to turn my music up, pour another drink and have a party for one. Remind me when I'm bitching tomorrow that I enjoyed it at the time haha!

I'll remind you... if you remind me!! Lol!! Party for one here too!! Whoop whoop!!

Of course, we'll have a hangover thread

Woohoo!!!!!

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By *alefunMan over a year ago

sale

Pizza and continuing watching the series Succession which I am now addicted to

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

I'm sat drinking a glass of vino and it's lush

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By *j69funCouple over a year ago

kildare

In bed watching TV.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"You know when you eat so much food you can feel it in yer tits?

That's exactly where I'm at.

I feel a food coma brewing unless that one sesame prawn toast too many does an Alien chest buster impression

Peach, you paint such awesome pictures with words

I don't think I can walk. I appreciate that may be poor taste considering who I'm replying to, but .....

I don't think I can walk

You're just making me laugh even more

And that makes me smile

Just don't tell everyone, they'll think I'm soft

Seeing Pizza Hut staff nearly fall over when 6x wheelchair users came for dinner on spec after a match was another to giggle about

Gallows humour, I fucking love that term. I've always been a bit edgy with it, but do try to make sure I know who I'm poking before I "go there"

Everyone in our WhatsApp group is on the same (very wrong) page. I'm sure ABs find what we say to each other a bit

It's extremely fun to get PVC bondage tape out and proceed to use it to tie a colleague into his basketball chair, because the twat had left his (expensive) strapping at a previous venue. Next match - bondage tape and I'm Chief Tie-upper. When you lean forward from your chair to tape your pal into his, just imagine where your head ends up

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"a decent human being, come say hi

No judgement, no bashing, no twattish comments that are just plain bigoted nastiness.

What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown?

My daughters and I are watching david attenborough's a life on our planet.

Anyone else seen it?

Sparkles007 what are you doing this evening?"

Evening

I'm chilling with music and Gin and having a giggle with my nutcase friends on here and on the phone.

I haven't seen it, is it good?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"a decent human being, come say hi

No judgement, no bashing, no twattish comments that are just plain bigoted nastiness.

What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown?

Still drinking gin and watching children in need although moving onto Netflix in a bit!!

How many drinks down are you now? Or should that be bottles?

Ha ha!! Wouldn't be able to focus on this forum with more than a bottle... I'm only about 4 down!!...they are home measures though and not pub measures!!

Haha! It is Friday after all. We all going to have raging hangovers tomorrow? The lounge will be fun

Yeah seems like a good idea at the minute!!

Not going to worry about tomorrow morning just yet!!

Haha! Don't blame you! I'm going to turn my music up, pour another drink and have a party for one. Remind me when I'm bitching tomorrow that I enjoyed it at the time haha!

I'll remind you... if you remind me!! Lol!! Party for one here too!! Whoop whoop!!

Parties for one are ace. No arguing over the music and you don't have to worry about wearing the same thing as someone else."

No one told me we were suppose to wear clothes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Human? The jurys out as I spend so much time with nature alone but Id like to think Im a nice person. Chilled out with a movie called hustlers.

You're a good one Mr

Nice! Chilled is good

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pizza and continuing watching the series Succession which I am now addicted to"

Ooo what pizza have you got?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm sat drinking a glass of vino and it's lush

Cheers gorgeous!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In bed watching TV. "

Nice and chilled

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"You know when you eat so much food you can feel it in yer tits?

That's exactly where I'm at.

I feel a food coma brewing unless that one sesame prawn toast too many does an Alien chest buster impression

Peach, you paint such awesome pictures with words

I don't think I can walk. I appreciate that may be poor taste considering who I'm replying to, but .....

I don't think I can walk

You're just making me laugh even more

And that makes me smile

Just don't tell everyone, they'll think I'm soft

Seeing Pizza Hut staff nearly fall over when 6x wheelchair users came for dinner on spec after a match was another to giggle about

Gallows humour, I fucking love that term. I've always been a bit edgy with it, but do try to make sure I know who I'm poking before I "go there"

Everyone in our WhatsApp group is on the same (very wrong) page. I'm sure ABs find what we say to each other a bit

you sneaky minx

I'd be a right fucker and I'd have to do the ole switcheroo and put a floppy "penny for the guy" type thing in a chair wearing the team uniform and a wig but facing a wall.

The others would shit emselves thinking you collapsed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello!

Late as usual

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"a decent human being, come say hi

No judgement, no bashing, no twattish comments that are just plain bigoted nastiness.

What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown?

Still drinking gin and watching children in need although moving onto Netflix in a bit!!

How many drinks down are you now? Or should that be bottles?

Ha ha!! Wouldn't be able to focus on this forum with more than a bottle... I'm only about 4 down!!...they are home measures though and not pub measures!!

Haha! It is Friday after all. We all going to have raging hangovers tomorrow? The lounge will be fun

Yeah seems like a good idea at the minute!!

Not going to worry about tomorrow morning just yet!!

Haha! Don't blame you! I'm going to turn my music up, pour another drink and have a party for one. Remind me when I'm bitching tomorrow that I enjoyed it at the time haha!

I'll remind you... if you remind me!! Lol!! Party for one here too!! Whoop whoop!!

Parties for one are ace. No arguing over the music and you don't have to worry about wearing the same thing as someone else.

No one told me we were suppose to wear clothes

Oooooooo saucy!

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

"I'm sat drinking a glass of vino and it's lush

Cheers gorgeous!

Chin chin lovely

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By *alefunMan over a year ago

sale

"Pizza and continuing watching the series Succession which I am now addicted to

Ooo what pizza have you got?

It was a pretty poor Pepperoni one to be honest, and I was really looking forward to it, heartbroken

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

you sneaky minx

I'd be a right fucker and I'd have to do the ole switcheroo and put a floppy "penny for the guy" type thing in a chair wearing the team uniform and a wig but facing a wall.

The others would shit emselves thinking you collapsed

We'd agreed on the bondage tape. It was an improvement on the Gorilla tape we'd used before. That was a bastard to cut him out of afterwards

I shall consider ways to put the willies up them, when we're back to normal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think I am mostly, my ex might disagree,

What am I doing,

Working, just had my Tuna Salad and a brew, waiting to get loaded then off on my delivery about 2am finish about 6 if I'm lucky.

Then Tesco's food shopping and bed,

Well you asked lol

Stay safe folks

Ps oh and obviously perving while I'm waiting to get loaded

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

you sneaky minx

I'd be a right fucker and I'd have to do the ole switcheroo and put a floppy "penny for the guy" type thing in a chair wearing the team uniform and a wig but facing a wall.

The others would shit emselves thinking you collapsed

We'd agreed on the bondage tape. It was an improvement on the Gorilla tape we'd used before. That was a bastard to cut him out of afterwards

I shall consider ways to put the willies up them, when we're back to normal

Fucking gorilla tape

you sadist

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello!

Late as usual

Evening lovely

How are you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"a decent human being, come say hi

No judgement, no bashing, no twattish comments that are just plain bigoted nastiness.

What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown?

My daughters and I are watching david attenborough's a life on our planet.

Anyone else seen it?

Sparkles007 what are you doing this evening?

Evening

I'm chilling with music and Gin and having a giggle with my nutcase friends on here and on the phone.

I haven't seen it, is it good? "

Now that sounds like more fun.

Yes it's great so far.

Are you a fan of documentaries?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pizza and continuing watching the series Succession which I am now addicted to

Ooo what pizza have you got?

It was a pretty poor Pepperoni one to be honest, and I was really looking forward to it, heartbroken"

Ahh that's gutting when that happens!

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By *r MoriartyMan over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Decent human being? I would say it's tbc but hi.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"a decent human being, come say hi

No judgement, no bashing, no twattish comments that are just plain bigoted nastiness.

What's everyone up to on their Friday night in lockdown?

Work done for the week nice relaxing weekend with a bottle I’d wine or two x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You know when you eat so much food you can feel it in yer tits?

That's exactly where I'm at.

I feel a food coma brewing unless that one sesame prawn toast too many does an Alien chest buster impression

Peach, you paint such awesome pictures with words

I don't think I can walk. I appreciate that may be poor taste considering who I'm replying to, but .....

I don't think I can walk

You're just making me laugh even more

And that makes me smile

Just don't tell everyone, they'll think I'm soft

Seeing Pizza Hut staff nearly fall over when 6x wheelchair users came for dinner on spec after a match was another to giggle about

Gallows humour, I fucking love that term. I've always been a bit edgy with it, but do try to make sure I know who I'm poking before I "go there"

Everyone in our WhatsApp group is on the same (very wrong) page. I'm sure ABs find what we say to each other a bit

Do you have any experience with shibari rope?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

you sneaky minx

I'd be a right fucker and I'd have to do the ole switcheroo and put a floppy "penny for the guy" type thing in a chair wearing the team uniform and a wig but facing a wall.

The others would shit emselves thinking you collapsed

We'd agreed on the bondage tape. It was an improvement on the Gorilla tape we'd used before. That was a bastard to cut him out of afterwards

I shall consider ways to put the willies up them, when we're back to normal

Fucking gorilla tape

you sadist

Yeah, I was just thinking that! Gorilla tape is evil!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

you sneaky minx

I'd be a right fucker and I'd have to do the ole switcheroo and put a floppy "penny for the guy" type thing in a chair wearing the team uniform and a wig but facing a wall.

The others would shit emselves thinking you collapsed

We'd agreed on the bondage tape. It was an improvement on the Gorilla tape we'd used before. That was a bastard to cut him out of afterwards

I shall consider ways to put the willies up them, when we're back to normal

Fucking gorilla tape

you sadist

Not me! Realised his strapping was missing, he'd fall out without it. What did we have in the kit bag? Gorilla tape for sticking bits of wheelchairs back together when they break. Coach gave me the tape

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think I am mostly, my ex might disagree,

What am I doing,

Working, just had my Tuna Salad and a brew, waiting to get loaded then off on my delivery about 2am finish about 6 if I'm lucky.

Then Tesco's food shopping and bed,

Well you asked lol

Stay safe folks

Ps oh and obviously perving while I'm waiting to get loaded

Haha! Fair enough and yes, I did. Try not to work too hard

Enjoy your perve

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Do you have any experience with shibari rope?"

Limited, but I'd probably garner more hilarity, turning up at a tournament with silky red rope to tie people down with

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

you sneaky minx

I'd be a right fucker and I'd have to do the ole switcheroo and put a floppy "penny for the guy" type thing in a chair wearing the team uniform and a wig but facing a wall.

The others would shit emselves thinking you collapsed

We'd agreed on the bondage tape. It was an improvement on the Gorilla tape we'd used before. That was a bastard to cut him out of afterwards

I shall consider ways to put the willies up them, when we're back to normal

Fucking gorilla tape

you sadist

And I'm sure you never laughed once when trying to remove it!

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Trying to find a position that eases my sciatica, it’s not been behaving itself lately. A couple of very large JDs have helped.

All that helped me a tiny bit was to lie on the opposite side to the sciatic pain, pillow between my legs and legs slightly bent (semi foetal position). It's horrible

Are you spying on me!?

That’s pretty much my ‘go too’ position, it’s not really working tonight though. "

Have you tried on your back, head and shoulders slightly raised, with a massive pile of pillows or a rolled up duvet, a couple of dogs or anything you can find under the knee of the painful side to raise it up so it's at about a 90 degree angle. Takes the pressure off the lower back. That's the only thing that eases mine enough to be able to sit or lie down.

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By *alefunMan over a year ago

sale

How nice is Sparkles007 by the way?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think I am mostly, my ex might disagree,

What am I doing,

Working, just had my Tuna Salad and a brew, waiting to get loaded then off on my delivery about 2am finish about 6 if I'm lucky.

Then Tesco's food shopping and bed,

Well you asked lol

Stay safe folks

Ps oh and obviously perving while I'm waiting to get loaded

Haha! Fair enough and yes, I did. Try not to work too hard

Enjoy your perve

Thank you, I never do

I will thank you so many lovely ladies and guy's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Guys, I'm filling the thread which wasn't my intention but I don't want it to look like I'm ignoring anyone. Talk to each other and I'm not going to respond to each post individually otherwise we'll be out of posts pretty damn quick! Haha! Evening to everyone that has joined

You're the lovely hostess. Please come and mingle. We can move on to another thread when this is filled, surely.

Aww

thank you. We can indeed, I just didnt men's to fill it all with my tripe, I can talk a lot of shite at times

The perfect description of a good hostess.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you have any experience with shibari rope?

Limited, but I'd probably garner more hilarity, turning up at a tournament with silky red rope to tie people down with

I always wanted to do this. I sometimes see women on cam in the chatrooms and it looks beautiful. Kinky!

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm trying not to cry because the painkillers aren't working and I can't find a comfortable spot to recline in at all.

But hey. That's life

Poor Posh. I hope you will feel better soon lovely"

Thanks sweetie! And I bet you're excited about having your man back.... any time now isn't it?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Fucking gorilla tape

you sadist

And I'm sure you never laughed once when trying to remove it!

I had great fun extricating him from it. His legs were taped together at the knees and then his taped legs taped round and under the frame and his feet taped to the footplate. His trousers tore when I cut him out of the tape. I didn't laugh. Honestly

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"How nice is Sparkles007 by the way?"

She's a cunt.

Not telling ya if she's a good cunt or a bad cunt, a smelly cunt or a misunderstood cunt.... but she's definitely.... a cunt

I likes her I does.

She's a wee bit unhinged

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm trying not to cry because the painkillers aren't working and I can't find a comfortable spot to recline in at all.

But hey. That's life

Awwwww hugs

I'm watching my quads and calf muscles randomly spasm and contract in bizarre ways. It's more interesting than t'telly.

S is feeling sorry for himself and looks like the elephant man in the neck region

I also have a small person asleep on me, squashing my arm

Aww hugs back at you

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"How nice is Sparkles007 by the way?"

8/10 - would do again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello!

Late as usual

Better late than never!

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm trying not to cry because the painkillers aren't working and I can't find a comfortable spot to recline in at all.

But hey. That's life

Aww darling

I'm sorry

Meh. Just meh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening all ... probably not going to cure sciatica but I can really recommend the Varier kneeling chair for all you home working back ache'ers. Not on commission but bought one in August

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hey Sparkles.

How are you this evening lovely?

Evening everyone.

Jo.Xx

Hey gorgeous! Hows your hip? I'm okay, glad it's Friday xx

Is your little one better?

Mine has tooth ache bless him.

My hip is wanting to give up on me!

But I'll rest it until I'm allowed to go out dancing again.

Looking forward to Meds kicking in and I get some sleep.

Jo.Xx "

Big hugs to you also lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How nice is Sparkles007 by the way?"

Oh god! Don't do that! Can't cope with everyone pointing out my bad bits at once!

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