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"A stiff one please! " Pervert! I'll have one of those too! | |||
"A stiff one please! Pervert! I'll have one of those too! " So? On this occasion I'm not sharing either. | |||
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"I'll have some salty nuts too please " Sure you don't want lychee's? | |||
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"A stiff one please! Pervert! I'll have one of those too! So? On this occasion I'm not sharing either. That's not fair! We'll make it big enough to share? " Big and long please. Its got to be enough for both of us! | |||
"A stiff one please! " Very stiff 1 comin up How about a drink though?? | |||
"I'll have some salty nuts too please Sure you don't want lychee's? " Id prefer them to avocado to be fair. | |||
"Any cocktail you recommend please " Large vodka martini comin up!! | |||
"A stiff one please! Pervert! I'll have one of those too! " With pleasure. Would you like a drink with it?? | |||
"A stiff one please! Pervert! I'll have one of those too! So? On this occasion I'm not sharing either. That's not fair! We'll make it big enough to share? Big and long please. Its got to be enough for both of us! " Oh definitely! Does that exist still though? Thought we drowned the last one? | |||
"Errrrrr, mines a pint of Strongbow please....and a bag of pork scratchings as well." Coming up!! | |||
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"Make mine a large kopperburg,....with lots of ice " Coming up!! | |||
"A stiff one please! Pervert! I'll have one of those too! With pleasure. Would you like a drink with it?? " Something big and strong that I can share with a sexy lady please? | |||
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"Any cocktail you recommend please Large vodka martini comin up!!" Yummy perfect, thanks Keep em coming, it's gonna be a long night | |||
"I'll have some salty nuts too please " Now you're pushing it Bag of salty nuts it is.... | |||
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"Double vodka and diet and a shot of tequila please. A can of Fosters just isn't going to cut it tonight lol " Haha. Coming up!! | |||
"I'm on my third already please keep them coming xx" Jugs of flavour heading your way!! | |||
"A stiff one please! Pervert! I'll have one of those too! So? On this occasion I'm not sharing either. That's not fair! We'll make it big enough to share? Big and long please. Its got to be enough for both of us! Oh definitely! Does that exist still though? Thought we drowned the last one? " As long as its a double it'll be fine!!! | |||
"Debating a margarita or a glass of white ....mmmn decisions decisions " 1 of each it is!! | |||
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"I'm on my third already please keep them coming xx Jugs of flavour heading your way!!" Yayyyyyy thanks I like jugs xx | |||
"Pineapple juice for me please as i am at work.x" Coming up | |||
"dont drink ,,,,,,,,, but if your doing a cuppa ,,,,,,, " Cup of PG it is!! | |||
"A stiff one please! Pervert! I'll have one of those too! So? On this occasion I'm not sharing either. That's not fair! We'll make it big enough to share? Big and long please. Its got to be enough for both of us! Oh definitely! Does that exist still though? Thought we drowned the last one? As long as its a double it'll be fine!!! " If you insist but your taking the fall for this one | |||
"Any cocktail you recommend please Large vodka martini comin up!! Yummy perfect, thanks Keep em coming, it's gonna be a long night " Sending a jug your way.... | |||
"G&T for me please, thank you " But of course. Enjoy!! | |||
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"I’m having strong bow dark fruit simple and tasty " Coming up!! | |||
"A nice fresh pint of bitter Oh make if 2 first won't touch the sides " Coming up!! | |||
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"G&T for me please, thank you " Make that 2, please! | |||
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"New cocktail needed please barkeeper I'm thinking something exotic " Penis Coloda coming up | |||
"Gin&tonic Heineken Please " With pleasure, enjoy!! | |||
"I'll have a screaming orgasm " Of course.... | |||
"Double malt and a large merlot please " Coming up!!! | |||
"G&T for me please, thank you Make that 2, please!" Coming up | |||
"Nice pint of blonde please " Why not??? Enjoy!! | |||
"I'm off to the glory hole.... Who's cumming with me... Keep my drink on the bar" Ready when you are!! | |||
"Finishing work soon. Let me go pick up Mrs Misfit. Need something refreshing, how about a couple of mellon balls please?" Coming up drive safe!! | |||
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"Condom machine not working mate lol ?? " Nope | |||