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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Due to a rare medical issue his bumhole healed over, so the doctors ran a bypass from his bowel, down his leg and now he passes number 2's through the tip of his big toe. |
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"Due to a rare medical issue his bumhole healed over, so the doctors ran a bypass from his bowel, down his leg and now he passes number 2's through the tip of his big toe."
makes it easier to step in then  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Had sex with me didn't want anyone to know  "
Took a sexy bath with Bozza Johnson and let out a massive fart, and the idea for social bubbles and nose coverings was formed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He also steals undies from my neighbours washing line
He’s not really from Kent
I am wearing a g string but not sure if it is sexy for a woman to see"
He sings when I'm cleaning windows when he wanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He also steals undies from my neighbours washing line
He’s not really from Kent
I am wearing a g string but not sure if it is sexy for a woman to see
He sings when I'm cleaning windows when he wanks"
Stop pretending people are asking you questions! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He also steals undies from my neighbours washing line
He’s not really from Kent
I am wearing a g string but not sure if it is sexy for a woman to see
He sings when I'm cleaning windows when he wanks
Stop pretending people are asking you questions! "
You KNOW I sing supercalafragelisticexpialadocuis  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He also steals undies from my neighbours washing line
He’s not really from Kent
I am wearing a g string but not sure if it is sexy for a woman to see
He sings when I'm cleaning windows when he wanks
Stop pretending people are asking you questions! "
Sorry, wrong thread!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Minnie is famed in the North West for getting in a fight with a hippo whilst on safari, it was all evens until she dropped a headbutt on it and knocked it out for the count. The Liverpool Echo did a feature about her but google and YT banned the video. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Provided the voice for Darth Vader when James Earl Jones got a better offer.
Did a gig as supermans body double once "
Yeh, just the once - didn't get asked back... lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Told his date he was going commando and turned up in green camo paint and military fatigues."
Shiiit, me again? Oh wait - do you mean the guy above?
Sheesh, what a coincidence! |
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"Told his date he was going commando and turned up in green camo paint and military fatigues.
Shiiit, me again? Oh wait - do you mean the guy above?
Sheesh, what a coincidence!"
STOP STEALING MY SHOW! let us average fellas have a chance lad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Told his date he was going commando and turned up in green camo paint and military fatigues.
Shiiit, me again? Oh wait - do you mean the guy above?
Sheesh, what a coincidence!
STOP STEALING MY SHOW! let us average fellas have a chance lad "
Hey, hey, hey, stop stealing my secrets! lol Besides, I'm ex Army - I have actually been paid to do that. 
Not enough, though... |
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"Caught him red handed stealing knickers off my washing line"
has naughty thoughts of Boris Johnsons face hard and work in between her thighs, the he looks up and says "we're all in this together" |
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"Caught him red handed stealing knickers off my washing line has naughty thoughts of Boris Johnsons face hard and work in between her thighs, the he looks up and says "we're all in this together" "
*at |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Caught him red handed stealing knickers off my washing line has naughty thoughts of Boris Johnsons face hard and work in between her thighs, the he looks up and says "we're all in this together" "
They are the secret sex toys of edwina currie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Caught him red handed stealing knickers off my washing line has naughty thoughts of Boris Johnsons face hard and work in between her thighs, the he looks up and says "we're all in this together" "
Has to draw his tattoos back on everytime it rains |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Caught him red handed stealing knickers off my washing line has naughty thoughts of Boris Johnsons face hard and work in between her thighs, the he looks up and says "we're all in this together"
They are the secret sex toys of edwina currie"
Takes her mask off once she's in Morrisons  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A song changed his brown eyes blue 
There not a couple just mates
He still sleeps with his teddy......"
Worked for Sydney University as a spook and got caught out, James Bond has nothing on this guy. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"A song changed his brown eyes blue
There not a couple just mates
He still sleeps with his teddy......
Worked for Sydney University as a spook and got caught out, James Bond has nothing on this guy."
Never been Supersonic and his name isn't Sam but "Slightly Fast Simon" didn't roll off the tongue so well |
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"A song changed his brown eyes blue
There not a couple just mates
He still sleeps with his teddy......
Worked for Sydney University as a spook and got caught out, James Bond has nothing on this guy.
Never been Supersonic and his name isn't Sam but "Slightly Fast Simon" didn't roll off the tongue so well"
Lives on a country estate and plays golf all day.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He has a magical enchantment on him !! And needs a fist bump to break the spell !
Had a steak and cheese night, farted inside, never looked back."
Smuggles budgies to the UK from Africa every summer.
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"He has a magical enchantment on him !! And needs a fist bump to break the spell !
Had a steak and cheese night, farted inside, never looked back.
Smuggles budgies to the UK from Africa every summer.
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He's a pretty boy..He's a pretty boy  |
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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago
'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks |
"He has a magical enchantment on him !! And needs a fist bump to break the spell !
Had a steak and cheese night, farted inside, never looked back.
Smuggles budgies to the UK from Africa every summer.
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Ronseal's his shoes for that 'just shined' look |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My guilty pleasure is I like the spice girls
He wears a union Jack dress on Saturdays and looks at himself in the mirror while singing into a brush. "
Wrong...that would be Friday nights seeing as I'm doing it now in between posting in forums. |
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