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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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When you’ve shared a house, or maybe shared a fridge at work, have you ever left annoying passive aggressive notes like, ‘Heys guys, the baguette is mine, hands off Philip, get your own!’ Or maybe you’ve left post it notes on all your food saying ‘NOT KARENS!’
Or ‘Hey guys me again, yeah I don’t wanna be that dude, but the dishes don’t wash themselves!’
Or ladies did you leave a hilarious one like ‘Dishes are like boyfriends, roommates shouldn’t be doing yours!’
Reckon there’s a few people on here that do, anywho in this thread we will find out for sure. I never have though, cause I’m super chilled and avoid people at all costs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I take things to work that nobody really wants to pinch. Like tinned sardines/mackerel, or a little jar of marmite for when I take a fancy for some toast.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We used to have war over toilet rolls.
That was 20 years ago.
Imagine it now, that shit would go thermo-nuclear.
Boom!"
Panic buying in the aisles on a massive scale. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I never have but some people did. The "Your Mama doesn't work here so clean up your own mess" was always popular !!
I don't get a super long lunch so I stick with protein shakes ... easy , quick and when they are smack dab in the middle of that Fridge not a single person is gonna take that!! They are to busy being sneaky and eating Karen's what the hell is in that 20,0000 calorie casserole!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I live alone but I leave myself notes as I like to find them when I come back home.
Me too, I shout ‘Honey I’m home!’ when I get in too.
Nice, innit?"
I also have the slow cooker going, so when I get in, it smells like my life partner has cooked me tea. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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In my younger shared house days I was the Queen of passive aggressive notes.
I bet they all hated me 
But to be fair I hated them too- dirty loud bastards 
Sharing a house is like actual torture  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I live alone but I leave myself notes as I like to find them when I come back home.
Me too, I shout ‘Honey I’m home!’ when I get in too.
Nice, innit?
I also have the slow cooker going, so when I get in, it smells like my life partner has cooked me tea."
If you put a large mirror on the chair opposite of you, both of you could enjoy the dinner together  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I once left a note on the uni fridge saying I was going to kill the bastard that kept stealing my cheese.
Underneath they wrote- what death by breasts? I’d quite like to be smothered/suffocated by your rather large boobs..
This was then followed by a list of lads names claiming responsibility
I never found out which twat kept stealing my cheese.. |
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My workmates will eat anything if it's there. I usually label (especially chocolate) with;
"touch you die" or "touch and I will find you, and I will kill you, I have a certain set of skills" "mitts off it! Not afraid to set you on fire and push you off a cliff" I always add a smile face just to be edgy  |
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