"If you saw me staring through your letterbox* would you be happy or sad?
*For people without letterboxes I also do catflaps  "
you wouldnt need to peer through the letter box if im in id hear you and let you in.
But if im naughty im going to sneak up on you and gently slap that bent over bottom. |
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"If you saw me staring through your letterbox* would you be happy or sad?
*For people without letterboxes I also do catflaps "
If you'd got fuck all better to do than stare through my letterbox I'd find you some chores to do. Grass needs cutting and car cleaning for a start..... I'd be happy then  |
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I’d be happy because normally it’s Doris from number 28, she’s a real nosey Parker and she’s got no room to go spying on people not when her Darren wonders round in her knickers with the drapes open. |
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"If you saw me staring through your letterbox* would you be happy or sad?
*For people without letterboxes I also do catflaps
Worried.
Id be worried  "
Worried I could get in, or worried I couldn't ? |
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"If you saw me staring through your letterbox* would you be happy or sad?
*For people without letterboxes I also do catflaps
you wouldnt need to peer through the letter box if im in id hear you and let you in.
But if im naughty im going to sneak up on you and gently slap that bent over bottom."
Don't be too gentle, but not so hard my nose gets stuck in the letterbox |
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I have a really fierce letterbox so mind your fingers.