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Phrases that show You're in Denial .......
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1. Because I have a life outside of the forums. |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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2... because we don't believe in labels and only do bi once in a while... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1. Because I have a life outside of the forums. "
Im In egypt swimming in denial...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1. Because I have a life outside of the forums. "
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Why would that constitute a denial when it is true in my case?!
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"2... because we don't believe in labels and only do bi once in a while..."
3. I get most of my sex in the real world. FAB is just to compliment that. |
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"1. Because I have a life outside of the forums.
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Why would that constitute a denial when it is true in my case?!
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Stick a phrase on Pearl and keep repeating ' she didn't mean me' She didn't mean me' She didn't mean me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Phew, ok!
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
4... each to their own ( whilst muttering FREAK ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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5. I have curves in the right places, however, I am not a BBW.
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5. I don't get meets because i'm too nice. |
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I'm only here for the forums and chat |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
6... I dont post on the forum to get attention |
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Nice guys dont get anywhere, youve got to treat them mean keep them keen |
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"Nice guys dont get anywhere, youve got to treat them mean keep them keen"
When he texts at three in the morning it shows he cares about me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We exchanged PMs and text for a week, surely that meant something, right?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am seriously gorgeous and you'd be lucky to spend time in my presence |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
When i breath in, I am athletic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am good looking and hung like a donkey.
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Im not here looking for a relationship |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i look much better than my pics (hehe)  |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
I am happy with NSA |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
"i look much better than my pics (hehe) "
welcome to the Lounge Tooth xx |
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I'm happy with just friendship, sex is a bonus. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I really don't mind if he meets other women....*makes a separate stalking profile* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am classy. (while the background shows the classic signs of being a Travelodge room, wearing cheapo shoes and outfit).
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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I don't know how BI got on there ! Someone must have changed it. |
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I guarantee you won't be disappointed |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
If he wears a wig and puts lippy on, I will forget about his cock dangling and that makes me straight......
honest |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am not bi, however, I would not mind being sucked off by a guy.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can lick pussy for hours (cum in 30 seconds with penetration) |
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I am a dominant male and you will do as I tell you to. |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
love this thread, well done Granny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"love this thread, well done Granny "
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Concur!  |
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"love this thread, well done Granny "
Lie down on my couch View I need to examine you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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_iew i never used to look at the forums,now im addicted,makes me giggle some of the posts lol xx
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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... dreaming of View on a dinner table wearing nothing except for an apple in his mouth!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm young and can bang away for hours... |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
"_iew i never used to look at the forums,now im addicted,makes me giggle some of the posts lol xx
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good news xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Smoking cannot cause erectile dysfunction, I can't get a rock hard erection because you're not sexy enough |
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"... dreaming of View on a dinner table wearing nothing except for an apple in his mouth!
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Never realised he was a Conservative M.P.
Stop going off topic Pearl! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a single guy who can't get a meet cos other singles guys have ruined my chances"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"... dreaming of View on a dinner table wearing nothing except for an apple in his mouth!
Never realised he was a Conservative M.P.
Stop going off topic Pearl!"
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Yes Granny, slap me and get me out of my dream please! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am easy going and easily pleased ... (while the profile has a 20+ points checklist of likes and dislikes).
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They saw my pic and blocked! ....THEIR LOSS"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I is educated. |
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I don't have my pic up because I am a professional but why should that affect my chances of a meet? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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some men cant get erections because their wives dont touch them in the right way.
my wife said she wanted to try anal sex.
she said she prefered it to normal sex.
your lucky i came to see you.
lots of other women are waiting to see me.
I had a gorgeous looking 20 year old make a pass at me last night.
i turned her down. she was the same age as my son.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We're not really swingers as such....
(and yes kudos to those that notice we say something similar on our profile).
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm not a hardened swinger - been swinging for years and years though and during discussions has tried everything |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can lick pussy for hours (cum in 30 seconds with penetration)"
Shhh stop telling people my secret! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You won't be disappointed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can't have a face pic in private on this site due to my job. |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
I'll try anything once.......
(yes of course you can penetrate me anally with that table leg while your whippet watches..........)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Straight on profile but meets with Tvs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Very outgoing.
*Member has hidden their profile* |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
It's just my opinion |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am not desperate! (while listing all contact details such as BBM, mobile and e-mail address etc...)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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*whilest at a gang bang*
'no thats never happened to me before! honest, im normally fine with lots of people watching me shagging!* |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
This thread/ topic never ceases to amuse me
Here is one ... I'm a profffesssionnnall(ok, I exaggerate to make a point) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am easy going and easily pleased ... (while the profile has a 20+ points checklist of likes and dislikes).
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Lol. Love that one! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Not a hardened swinger [never gets past flaccid] |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not interested in P*kis. Not racist, just my preference. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't do bareback"
I in denial then ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I only pop on Fab for a few minutes a day at most |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't have a face pic in private on this site due to my job. "
A legitimate reason... My face pic is private for that exact reason. |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
I love debate ( as long as everyone agrees with me ) |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
I dont take offense easily |
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My wife does not mind me doing this |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
My wife doesn't understand me...
Oh yes she does! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Straight guy mailing other straight guys asking if they 'want to experiment together'! |
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Straight man
Would like to try sucking cock |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
I am an adult, it's them that make me sulk |
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It is my wife's fantasy, just helping her out ! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The bare back/ cream pie pics were taken by a long term ex partner |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
it's not because I have a vagina that I get 100 messages a day, I have a bubby personality |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"it's not because I have a vagina that I get 100 messages a day, I have a bubby personality"
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Quality! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Look at de size of dis crocodile in da river I'm paddling in, in Egypt. Don't worry it won't eat me
On a serious note
You do what's right for you and not what people think of you
Interpretation, they're a fucking weirdo and one to avoid!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I a sensitive man and take pleasure from giving a gal pleasure. Thats in the profile. The message you get is I will make you suck my cock till you gag then ram it into your c@nt you f@ckin slut. Mmm anyone have a translator there seems to be a loss in communication lol |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"I a sensitive man and take pleasure from giving a gal pleasure. Thats in the profile. The message you get is I will make you suck my cock till you gag then ram it into your c@nt you f@ckin slut. Mmm anyone have a translator there seems to be a loss in communication lol"
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
anyone who puts an age then a half |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I a sensitive man and take pleasure from giving a gal pleasure. Thats in the profile. The message you get is I will make you suck my cock till you gag then ram it into your c@nt you f@ckin slut. Mmm anyone have a translator there seems to be a loss in communication lol"
you just made me spill my lager!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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After a long winded rant arguing with/agreeing with everyone and no one in particular ............ just my 2p worth. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I a sensitive man and take pleasure from giving a gal pleasure. Thats in the profile. The message you get is I will make you suck my cock till you gag then ram it into your c@nt you f@ckin slut. Mmm anyone have a translator there seems to be a loss in communication lol
you just made me spill my lager!! "
Lol I put the cleaned up short version on too but you got the idea. A gals version of sensitive and a guys are worlds apart lol. I have dislexia but even I with limited education and learning issues can tell the difference lol |
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I'm not looking to shag my way through the site... like some.
**Been on two months, 241 meet verifications proving giving it a bloody good try! ** |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anything over 5 inches is a waste anyway.. 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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New to this site.
2 years later! (probably with "will update soon" somewhere too!)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cannot accommodate, cannot travel on a gals profile!
Then her profile text says willing to meet!
Confuses me every time! |
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"anyone who puts an age then a half "
Hahaaaaaaaaaa Tooooooooooo Right ! I'm scared as every second ticks by. No deying it ......
Ooer ... im not in denial then.....
Just scared. |
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No pics and no location
Why can't I get verified? |
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There is no stigma in being a swinger. We tell all our neighbours and workmates and no one bats an eyelid. |
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A slag is a woman who picks up men in the pub. I'm a swinger so there's a big difference. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A slag is a woman who picks up men in the pub. I'm a swinger so there's a big difference."
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
because I meet everyday, that doesn't mean I take this all too seriously, I just have a lot of spare time |
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Hey babe, wanna fuck?
What do you mean blocked?
Bitch! |
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I have a great sense of humour. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Kind, considerate, professional couple that aren't pushy.
If they don't get to shag someone at the weekend the female will boss everyone around at the pound shop where she works, the husband will be blabbing off about the couple he met at the weekend who's mrs got shagged all night by him and he then had satisfy his wife as well as he drank 25 pints of ale at the same time and then jumps on his fork lift and does fuck all, all day! |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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How do I convince my girlfriend to start swinging. I joined 8 months ago just to see what it was all about. |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
there are no cliques here |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
I have had no meets, everyone is a time waster
No U is ugly...... UGLY !!!!!!!!
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Can travel
But that's nearly an hour away? |
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We treat everyone the same.... looks have nothing to do with whether we are nice to them or not. |
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Those that post five seconds after being stood up, "can't believe we've been let down again and we're so hot and good looking too" code for look at our pics and massage our egos by telling us you would never turn us down and we are the best thing since sliced bread.
Profile usually along the lines of "easy going couple who don't take this site or ourselves seriously". Hmmm...course not! |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
Honest, I am not trying to bully you because I forum shadow you all week.... we just have the same interests |
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It was nothing to do with him being a fat old munter which made us uncomfortable when he appraoched us in the club. |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
just because I asked who shags the fat munters on here, I meant no offence |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
snap we were typing fat munter at the same time |
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I'm not jealous, I just check his verifications to make sure he's having fun. |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
I'm not a hardened swinger |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
I forgot I had that other profile, honest |
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No Verifications pic collector
Hidden verifications slag |
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Of course I don't think you are easy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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5a: I cnt gt NE mets init coz U r all meen beechez....
(In other words, I am in denial over the fact that I failed to pay attention at school, left practically illiterate, and believe everything I 'read' in Nuts which has led me to think that no matter how bad my own shortcomings, women will flock to my door the moment I activate my Fab single guy account.....)
Well, something like that..... |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
all the 172 friends on here are genuine friends |
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You might meet men who will say anything to get into your knickers, but all the men I meet really do mean what they say. |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
just because I act like a twat on here, my profile is aggressive and I ooze negativity from every core..... it has nothing to do with the time wasters I get |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
just because I bought you that locket with my photo and a few strands of my hair in.... I am not clingy |
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You won't show anyone else these photos will you? |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
I just happened to be passing your door 12 times today..... |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
putting 'I'm flicking my clit' instatus update didn't mean I wanted 2 word messages |
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It was just a laugh when I cut and paste our faces onto my parents wedding photo. |
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I posted the size of my boobs in the 'who has the bibgest boobs' thread purely for factual reasons. |
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Of course that is an accurate photo it's only 15 years old |
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Of course I'm not jealous. I just want you to answer me as if you like me more. |
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I am not jealous of footballers and how much the are paid for doing feck all but lick a ball about for a few minutes. |
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Blocked?
But I'm amazing, didn't you read my profile?
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
I know it was genuine mistake that your cock went ball deep up my arse.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am not jealous of footballers and how much the are paid for doing feck all but lick a ball about for a few minutes."
I think that's an entirely different sport.... |
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I have lots of great friends in real life, just checkout my friends list on facebook. |
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Not compatible? Why what does your profile say then? |
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People who use phone numbers are more desparate than me cos I don't |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
I was not on fabs all day /night - I accidentally left pc on - logged in |
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"I am not jealous of footballers and how much the are paid for doing feck all but lick a ball about for a few minutes."
Lick a ball about for a few minutes ? LICK a ball ??
Many a slip twixt cup and lip young lady ...... |
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I have fewer verifications because I'm picky. |
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Was on here before and met loads of great people, I only left because of all the timewasters. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
I'm not a stalker... trust me |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Polo reminds...
I deleted my profile by accident |
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I only use the chatroom to catch up with all of my friends. |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
there are some crackers on here....
and that is about this thread not the nutcases |
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Im great at sex my wife is just frigid |
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He loves his wife so I am doing her a favour by fucking him. |
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There are too many fake profiles on here, no wonder I can't get a meet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cudly female size 12/14
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It doesn't matter if he lies to his wife, as long as he's honest with me. |
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I only do bareback with my fuckbuddy because I trust him. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in my 50s but my boobs are still as pert as they were when I was 18 (gravity applies to everyone else in the world but you then) |
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Seriously ladies... it's how you use it that matters. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Its not the size but what you do with it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Trust me its only puppy fat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm far too tight to take a big cock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Squirting is not urine - FACT |
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My girlfriend doesn't like anal because she says I'm too big. |
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God I'm horny. I suppose three meat cleavers , a body bag and a bath of acid are the norm on most meets.... I'll stay. |
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By *a and kaCouple
over a year ago
Leicestershire(ish) |
Our favourite at the moment is getting messages from rather ample men describing themselves as having
'A rugby players build!!'
No you is just fat!! (ooh you can say something bitchy, put a smiley face and it makes it all alright!!) (See what I did there!! lol ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Squirting is not piss cos Dr. Nick Riviera says it isn't |
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If I knock a few years off nobody will notice, I look young for my age anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've never done that but I've seen other people do it so I KNOW exactly what it is! |
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That's totally disgusting you perverted creep, no I haven't done and never want to!
But if the circumstances were right..... |
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"That's totally disgusting you perverted creep, no I haven't done and never want to!
But if the circumstances were right....."
Single men like you mess it up for all us beautiful blokes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Squirting is not piss cos Dr. Nick Riviera says it isn't "
Its not usually a doctor that's quoted is it, its a porn director, eg Chad Lovebullet or the like |
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I've made so many good freinds on here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've made so many good freinds on here "
Is that sarcasm or are you going soft? |
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"I've made so many good freinds on here
Is that sarcasm or are you going soft?"
It was a denial do dah ..... not me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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NO profile picture no message, you will be blocked ( that was from a profile with no picture at all) |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
i only masturbate cause it's good for you. |
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Can accommodate can travel
We only meet at clubs |
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