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What's with the socks
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over a year ago
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"How come women look cute in white fluffy socks...it's just not fair...  "
I imagine white fluffy socks are aimed at females so suit them better, get them in a pair of beige nylon socks and they will look ropey as hell |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Winter innit..... plus they ain't cut their toe nails in months. Got dinner growing in there for afterwards.
Who has been telling you our secrets 
I can smell the turnips "
Im a parnsip kinda guy, you can find out in my vegetable patch x |
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"Take your socks off before or with your trousers. Nothing less sexy than socks left on. Yeah absolutely right  "
Or socks that have been worn a week straight and they don't even peel off with the trousers  |
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"Take your socks off before or with your trousers. Nothing less sexy than socks left on. Yeah absolutely right
Or socks that have been worn a week straight and they don't even peel off with the trousers "
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"Take your socks off before or with your trousers. Nothing less sexy than socks left on. Yeah absolutely right
Or socks that have been worn a week straight and they don't even peel off with the trousers
Peach "
I know.... I just couldn't help myself!  |
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"Take your socks off before or with your trousers. Nothing less sexy than socks left on. Yeah absolutely right
Or socks that have been worn a week straight and they don't even peel off with the trousers
Peach
I know.... I just couldn't help myself! "
Goddamn it  |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
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"Take your socks off before or with your trousers. Nothing less sexy than socks left on. Yeah absolutely right
Or socks that have been worn a week straight and they don't even peel off with the trousers "
What about if they have a hole at the big toe to let the odour out? |
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"Take your socks off before or with your trousers. Nothing less sexy than socks left on. Yeah absolutely right
Or socks that have been worn a week straight and they don't even peel off with the trousers
Peach
I know.... I just couldn't help myself!
Goddamn it "
You know when you get new shoes and they're all stiff so you have to massage them to break em in a bit, imagine having to do that with socks to get them off |
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"Take your socks off before or with your trousers. Nothing less sexy than socks left on. Yeah absolutely right
Or socks that have been worn a week straight and they don't even peel off with the trousers
What about if they have a hole at the big toe to let the odour out? "
That's been carved by a sharp nail |
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"Take your socks off before or with your trousers. Nothing less sexy than socks left on. Yeah absolutely right
Or socks that have been worn a week straight and they don't even peel off with the trousers
Peach
I know.... I just couldn't help myself!
Goddamn it
You know when you get new shoes and they're all stiff so you have to massage them to break em in a bit, imagine having to do that with socks to get them off "
Fuckssake |
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"Take your socks off before or with your trousers. Nothing less sexy than socks left on. Yeah absolutely right
Or socks that have been worn a week straight and they don't even peel off with the trousers
Peach
I know.... I just couldn't help myself!
Goddamn it
You know when you get new shoes and they're all stiff so you have to massage them to break em in a bit, imagine having to do that with socks to get them off
Fuckssake "
'Snap'
Fuck it, I'll just get a new pair, much less effort |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Take your socks off before or with your trousers. Nothing less sexy than socks left on. Yeah absolutely right
Or socks that have been worn a week straight and they don't even peel off with the trousers
What about if they have a hole at the big toe to let the odour out?
That's been carved by a sharp nail "
One that's not seen clippers in a while? All gnarled and manky? |
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"Take your socks off before or with your trousers. Nothing less sexy than socks left on. Yeah absolutely right
Or socks that have been worn a week straight and they don't even peel off with the trousers
Peach
I know.... I just couldn't help myself!
Goddamn it
You know when you get new shoes and they're all stiff so you have to massage them to break em in a bit, imagine having to do that with socks to get them off
Fuckssake
'Snap'
Fuck it, I'll just get a new pair, much less effort "
The fuck are you on |
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"Take your socks off before or with your trousers. Nothing less sexy than socks left on. Yeah absolutely right
Or socks that have been worn a week straight and they don't even peel off with the trousers
What about if they have a hole at the big toe to let the odour out?
That's been carved by a sharp nail
One that's not seen clippers in a while? All gnarled and manky? "
It must be a grocer..... it's green |
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"Take your socks off before or with your trousers. Nothing less sexy than socks left on. Yeah absolutely right
Or socks that have been worn a week straight and they don't even peel off with the trousers
Peach
I know.... I just couldn't help myself!
Goddamn it
You know when you get new shoes and they're all stiff so you have to massage them to break em in a bit, imagine having to do that with socks to get them off
Fuckssake
'Snap'
Fuck it, I'll just get a new pair, much less effort
The fuck are you on "
I had a curry and I swear it's coming out my pores and I'm breathing it in. My armpits smell love dove masala. |
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"Take your socks off before or with your trousers. Nothing less sexy than socks left on. Yeah absolutely right
Or socks that have been worn a week straight and they don't even peel off with the trousers
Peach
I know.... I just couldn't help myself!
Goddamn it
You know when you get new shoes and they're all stiff so you have to massage them to break em in a bit, imagine having to do that with socks to get them off
Fuckssake
'Snap'
Fuck it, I'll just get a new pair, much less effort
The fuck are you on
I had a curry and I swear it's coming out my pores and I'm breathing it in. My armpits smell love dove masala."
Fucking hell |
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"Take your socks off before or with your trousers. Nothing less sexy than socks left on. Yeah absolutely right
Or socks that have been worn a week straight and they don't even peel off with the trousers
Peach
I know.... I just couldn't help myself!
Goddamn it
You know when you get new shoes and they're all stiff so you have to massage them to break em in a bit, imagine having to do that with socks to get them off
Fuckssake
'Snap'
Fuck it, I'll just get a new pair, much less effort
The fuck are you on
I had a curry and I swear it's coming out my pores and I'm breathing it in. My armpits smell love dove masala.
Fucking hell "
I ain't chancing a downstairs sniff test |
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"Noticed recently looking at videos, blokes shagg##££ with their socks on, what's that all about
Hotel rooms. Never know whats been on the floor lol....."
Tip: don't use the Britannia hotel. Go upmarket and Holiday Inn. Lovely clean carpets |
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"Noticed recently looking at videos, blokes shagg##££ with their socks on, what's that all about
Hotel rooms. Never know whats been on the floor lol.....
Tip: don't use the Britannia hotel. Go upmarket and Holiday Inn. Lovely clean carpets "
You seem a little too knowledgeable here.... something is setting my spidey sense off.
Do you have inside info?
I'm gonna guess....
You've dragged yourself across the Britannia carpet and left a snail trail, but used the chair at the Holiday Inn.
You filthy minxy!
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"Noticed recently looking at videos, blokes shagg##££ with their socks on, what's that all about
Hotel rooms. Never know whats been on the floor lol.....
Tip: don't use the Britannia hotel. Go upmarket and Holiday Inn. Lovely clean carpets
You seem a little too knowledgeable here.... something is setting my spidey sense off.
Do you have inside info?
I'm gonna guess....
You've dragged yourself across the Britannia carpet and left a snail trail, but used the chair at the Holiday Inn.
You filthy minxy!
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If you read the Manchester Evening News, you'd know why you should avoid Britannia too
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They would have to be some pretty EPIC socks to stay on .
