Lucky escape

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Lost a pound under the my seat in the car, found a bag containing cable ties, duct tape and lube, how the hell do you explain that to a copper!

By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Lost a pound under the my seat in the car, found a bag containing cable ties, duct tape and lube, how the hell do you explain that to a copper!"

So you're already packed for coming to my house then?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lost a pound under the my seat in the car, found a bag containing cable ties, duct tape and lube, how the hell do you explain that to a copper!"

How do you explain it

By *ribsaMan over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

If it's a female copper you could always demonstrate it instead.

By *lbinoGorillaMan over a year ago

Redditch

Why do you need to explain anything?

By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Lost a pound under the my seat in the car, found a bag containing cable ties, duct tape and lube, how the hell do you explain that to a copper!"

Don’t most men have those items in their tool kit

I know I do

By *moothman2000Man over a year ago

Leicestershire

"Lost a pound under the my seat in the car, found a bag containing cable ties, duct tape and lube, how the hell do you explain that to a copper!"

...in the presence of your solicitor...