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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

‘Blind Summit’, do you think to yourself ‘probably a mole or a bat!’

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes and maybe some houmous under one that says Hidden Dip

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"‘Blind Summit’, do you think to yourself ‘probably a mole or a bat!’"

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By *ax1971Man over a year ago

St helens

Or Ford in road..... could be Harrison..

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

It’s Heavy plant turning that gets me.

Are there triffids in the road.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes and maybe some houmous under one that says Hidden Dip"

Hope it’s mango chutney.

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By *elshcouple18Couple over a year ago

Cardiff

Risk of skidding. Have they run out of toilet paper again?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

‘Soft verges’ nothing National service wouldn’t sort out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thanks.

I’m singing love shack now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It’s Heavy plant turning that gets me.

Are there triffids in the road. "

I’ve always got an image of a fuck off great big Peace Lilly just round the corner.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thanks.

I’m singing love shack now."

You’re welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Or Ford in road..... could be Harrison.."

Hope so

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"‘Blind Summit’, do you think to yourself ‘probably a mole or a bat!’

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By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

Cats eyes removed. Barbaric!

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

And level crossings are so much nicer than those knobbly bobbly crossings

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"Cats eyes removed. Barbaric! "

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By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

Heavy plant crossing - makes me think of that old film- Day of the Triffids.

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By *avhonaWoman over a year ago

Away with the faeries

Humps for 1/2 mile..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"And level crossings are so much nicer than those knobbly bobbly crossings

Yeah, I’ve had it up to here with the knobbly bobbly ones.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

That bloke still trying to open that umbrella, move on mate, it’s stopped raining hours again.

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"And level crossings are so much nicer than those knobbly bobbly crossings

Yeah, I’ve had it up to here with the knobbly bobbly ones."

Knobbly bobbly

I’m such a twat at times

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Humps for 1/2 mile..

Always a disappointment when there’s not a line of boobs disappearing to the horizon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"And level crossings are so much nicer than those knobbly bobbly crossings

Yeah, I’ve had it up to here with the knobbly bobbly ones.

Knobbly bobbly

I’m such a twat at times

True dat

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"And level crossings are so much nicer than those knobbly bobbly crossings

Yeah, I’ve had it up to here with the knobbly bobbly ones.

Knobbly bobbly

I’m such a twat at times

True dat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I used to worry about the "Studs removed" signs..... not so much nowadays though ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Perygl Sgidio best change my pants

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

euro conference

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Slow

Children

Crossing

Do the quick ones stay on one side of the road?

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By *igmaMan over a year ago

Yorkshire

I just close my eyes and floor it

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By *uck-RogersMan over a year ago

Tarka trail

Mud on road. The band broke up years ago.

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By *eavertrackerMan over a year ago

Bridgwater

Entrance only at the rear

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By *uck-RogersMan over a year ago

Tarka trail

Ahead only. This will be ok then

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By *inkyfun2013Couple over a year ago

lewisham

"Humped Zebra ahead". How do they know it's not a stripy camel?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mud on road. The band broke up years ago."

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By *ensualtouch15Man over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"‘Blind Summit’, do you think to yourself ‘probably a mole or a bat!’"

No I usually think slow down there maybe a human or a stopped car or an animal I cannot see

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes and maybe some houmous under one that says Hidden Dip"

Or cheese and chive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Slow

Children

Crossing

Do the quick ones stay on one side of the road? "

One near me says:

Dead Slow

Children

Crossing

Zombie apocalypse.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pelican crossing...yet to see one of those fuckers yet. How do they press the button?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Perygl Sgidio best change my pants

Now that's funny. Having been to Wales many times for work and pleasure I see the funny side to that. Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If it’s says flood it could be that quacksplat had a busy night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I go all 'dukes of hazzard'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We have signs that say frost heaves. I keep think Frosty the snowman with a hangover.

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By *uckslut and MCouple over a year ago

Poole

Road liable to flooding. Should of worked it's pelvic floor. Or is someone having a finger jabbing on the kirbside

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Pelican crossing...yet to see one of those fuckers yet. How do they press the button?

They usually ask the chicken waiting to cross their beak's are smaller.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Slow

Children

Crossing

Do the quick ones stay on one side of the road?

One near me says:

Dead Slow

Children

Crossing

Zombie apocalypse."

Oh dear hahahahahahahaha they just weren't quick enough!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man over a year ago

BRIDPORT

There is a sign that has a car with a motorcycle above, when we were kids we used to shout ‘ look out , Evil Kneevils about’ when ever we saw this sign.

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