"Are they an essential purchase during lockdown ?
Is buying 12 packs of bog roll essential purchasing during lockdown? "
It is when I've run out completely, and buying in bulk is cheaper
I usually get the 18 packs from Home Bargains which then lsst me about 3 months  |
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"Get to the gym, bulk up and get ripped
Buy a sports car
Get a cock extension
These will get you a guaranteed fanny magnet...or so we’ve heard  "
Didn’t work for me, so I got chuuunky, bought a daddy wagon and had a few inches chopped off.
I’m ready to magnetise! |
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"I bought one, took it back it was broke
Did you try using it the other way round? "
Weird really, it worked in the shop on the woman who was selling it me |
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"Don't think you buy them... more have to manufacture them yourself. It's like a small electromagnet - Tesla coil type arrangement that gets inserted up your arse  "
Like the one Ironman has but up yer hoop?  |
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By *igmaMan
over a year ago
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"Don't think you buy them... more have to manufacture them yourself. It's like a small electromagnet - Tesla coil type arrangement that gets inserted up your arse
Like the one Ironman has but up yer hoop? "
Yes!
But instead of powering your heart... the energy needs to be focused on pulling objects towards your penis. Hence the location! |
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"Don't think you buy them... more have to manufacture them yourself. It's like a small electromagnet - Tesla coil type arrangement that gets inserted up your arse
Like the one Ironman has but up yer hoop?
Yes!
But instead of powering your heart... the energy needs to be focused on pulling objects towards your penis. Hence the location! "
I will try this |
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"They'll deplete your debit card PDQ - keep the two separate 
That bum   your magnet is calling to me
Why thank you Ms Bouncy Boobs 
Can I bounce them off your bum "
Oh you can, I think Mr KC might have palpitations at the very thought |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"They'll deplete your debit card PDQ - keep the two separate
That bum your magnet is calling to me
Why thank you Ms Bouncy Boobs
Can I bounce them off your bum
Oh you can, I think Mr KC might have palpitations at the very thought "
We can bring him back to life afterwards |
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