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over a year ago
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"Quick question, do we get to have a party as part of the opening of parliament ??  "
Yes, if ya want to jump on the Javelin train and come up to us!!!!!!!!! Ha ha!!!!!!  and |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"View - Minister of culture"
oh thanks a lot, after all my hard work with the jubilee bags and the olympic sack race.
Geesh, it's a tough game this politics.  |
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why cant we just be a collective?
before we know it the cabinet will be awarded outrageous perks and priveledges and will look down upon us mere mortals..
just imagine the opening speeches..
phrases like 'we are all in her (or him) together'
'where there is dryness let us bring copious squirting'
'flagellation flagellation flagellation'
all end in tears
power to the people....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Right all tea/coffee time ,just shout if you run out milk and sugar on the trolley and ive made cucumber sandwiches, apologies if they taste funny (ahem cough cough)  |
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"mmmmmm? collective or not collective? mmmmmmmmmmm can't decide ......... 
I abdicate and you begin to turn into the Borg!"
You havent abdicated your deputy prime minister you have to make all my major decisions for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"mmmmmm? collective or not collective? mmmmmmmmmmm can't decide .........
I abdicate and you begin to turn into the Borg!
if your bailing out can i write your memoirs?"
can I review the photos? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"mmmmmm? collective or not collective? mmmmmmmmmmm can't decide .........
I abdicate and you begin to turn into the Borg!
You havent abdicated your deputy prime minister you have to make all my major decisions for me"
Queen to DPM overnight 
Do we have to wear matching outfits the way that Cam and Cleggy do?  |
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"mmmmmm? collective or not collective? mmmmmmmmmmm can't decide .........
I abdicate and you begin to turn into the Borg!
if your bailing out can i write your memoirs?
can I review the photos?"
will get my people to touch base with your people, maybe sort a window for a tete a tete... |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"mmmmmm? collective or not collective? mmmmmmmmmmm can't decide .........
I abdicate and you begin to turn into the Borg!
if your bailing out can i write your memoirs?"
30 year rule... my lips are sealed. Although unauthorised twaddle can be written at any point. |
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"mmmmmm? collective or not collective? mmmmmmmmmmm can't decide .........
I abdicate and you begin to turn into the Borg!
if your bailing out can i write your memoirs?
30 year rule... my lips are sealed. Although unauthorised twaddle can be written at any point."
feck thats a bit severe..
will get an ex notw 'journo' to make it up lol.. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"As Minister of defiance I think I should launch a nuke on the fab cabinet thread on page 2 as we now have a new prime minister and dont want the peasants revolting "
Peasants are always revolting |
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"As Minister of defiance I think I should launch a nuke on the fab cabinet thread on page 2 as we now have a new prime minister and dont want the peasants revolting
Peasants are always revolting "
If the PM wasnt out to lunch I could have nuked em by now |
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"Can I be under a secretary...
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sorry I meant under secretary "
We need assistance at the exchequer. Yes some of it will be bag carrying (oof there were some great bargains) but there will be recompense - though it won't be financial, don't you realise we're in a double dip recession!
So you'd be an intern and have to accept perks not pay! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"lexicon devil...minister for mental health..
You had the education brief yesterday... did it prove too erm, big?"
..I didn't know you was still in the cabinet I thourght while id been away there had been a revolution..diamond smiles had taken over and you were minus your head which was stuck on a pole..on display at lakeside shopping center... |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"lexicon devil...minister for mental health..
You had the education brief yesterday... did it prove too erm, big?..I didn't know you was still in the cabinet I thourght while id been away there had been a revolution..diamond smiles had taken over and you were minus your head which was stuck on a pole..on display at lakeside shopping center..."
I was appointed DPM - that gives me an open porfolio to stick my beak into anything and evertything. |
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"lexicon devil...minister for mental health..
You had the education brief yesterday... did it prove too erm, big?..I didn't know you was still in the cabinet I thourght while id been away there had been a revolution..diamond smiles had taken over and you were minus your head which was stuck on a pole..on display at lakeside shopping center...
I was appointed DPM - that gives me an open porfolio to stick my beak into anything and evertything."
exactly, your my chief spokesperson |
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