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Heard it on good authority Santa isnt coming...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Santa has a dilemma. He and his elves have been busy all year and now he can't deliver with covid travel restrictions.

He's looking for a viable fool proof solution to deliver all those lovely presents.

Whose gonna get Santa's sac for creativity?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Poor guy, he only came once a year as it was.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Poor guy, he only came once a year as it was."

He definitely needs a better offer.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Poor guy, he only came once a year as it was."

He must have blue balls

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Poor guy, he only came once a year as it was.

He must have blue balls"

Very large blue balls.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

I'm sad now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Them sacs are ready burst

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Poor guy, he only came once a year as it was."

His sperm count must be zero, might explain why he doesn't have kids though!

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By *illyjohnyCouple over a year ago

brighton

Not coming because Mrs Claus has been edging him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not sure who you heard that from bevause Santa is definitely coming this year!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

WHAT..... NOOOO SANTA...

Well clearly Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer will lead Santa through Covid with his nose so bright.

I'm not going to stress Santa will find a way !!

And yes I believe he is real !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Elf on the Shelf can also take time off, as far as I'm concerned!

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By *ostafunMan over a year ago

near ipswich

i heard that he had a very full sack due to social distancing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The fuller the sack, the better the gift

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