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 Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want. Thread watchers, newbies, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's nocturnal. Smileyface | |||
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"Firstface " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. You're ride on time. And as you know, you're tonight's ¹st poster. Congratulations! ¹face | |||
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"Firstface Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. You're ride on time. And as you know, you're tonight's ¹st poster. Congratulations! ¹face" *Dances a merry jig* | |||
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"Boo!" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and 42, Wonko. You made me jump. | |||
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"AND I just updated my status at the correct time. I'm such a good adulter " Never changed ours! TeachersPetFace LazyFace You choose  | |||
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"AND I just updated my status at the correct time. I'm such a good adulter " Thank you.  | |||
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"AND I just updated my status at the correct time. I'm such a good adulter Never changed ours! TeachersPetFace LazyFace You choose "Ner ner ner ner ner ner face  | |||
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"HiJimButGoingToBedNowFace "Na night, BlueEyes. Don't be a stranger. | |||
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"Hello my darlings "Alright treacle? Did you know a caterpillars first meal is usually its eggshell?! | |||
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"Darn, missed it! Good eeeeeeeeevening Jim "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. I bet you were too busy dancing in the moonlight. Smileyface | |||
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"Hello my darlings
Alright treacle?
Did you know a caterpillars first meal is usually its eggshell?! "Oh my fuck. Animal fact straight off the bat. One of my favourite books growing up was the hungry caterpillar. No mention of the eggshell. It’s disappointing it wasn’t factually accurate | |||
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"If you'd be so good as to copy my status update, that would be great. I think this thread works better with more people. The more the merrier. And it might bring some cheer to a newbie during lockdown. Smileyface" I'm a professional now Jethro, locked, loaded and trigger pulled  | |||
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"Firstface Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. You're ride on time. And as you know, you're tonight's ¹st poster. Congratulations! ¹face *Dances a merry jig*" Are you dancing to my new cool opening nocturnal rap? | |||
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"I'm here! " ^^ she's here | |||
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"Darn, missed it! Good eeeeeeeeevening Jim
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. I bet you were too busy dancing in the moonlight. Smileyface"Everybody's feeling warm and bright here, Jim! Here's one for you: https://g.co/kgs/X1Zf9n | |||
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"AND I just updated my status at the correct time. I'm such a good adulter Never changed ours! TeachersPetFace LazyFace You choose "I've just done re-done my status update. | |||
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"Firstface Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. You're ride on time. And as you know, you're tonight's ¹st poster. Congratulations! ¹face *Dances a merry jig* Are you dancing to my new cool opening nocturnal rap?" Took me right back to the junior disco at 5pm on a Wednesday at the ice rink. I could feel the wind in my fringe going whoosh | |||
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"Hello my darlings "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie, darling. Did your card make it to it's destination? | |||
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"I'm here! " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Midnight. I noticed.  | |||
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"If you'd be so good as to copy my status update, that would be great. I think this thread works better with more people. The more the merrier. And it might bring some cheer to a newbie during lockdown. Smileyface I'm a professional now Jethro, locked, loaded and trigger pulled "Yeah! You got there eventually. | |||
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"Hello my darlings
Alright treacle?
Did you know a caterpillars first meal is usually its eggshell?!
Oh my fuck.
Animal fact straight off the bat.
One of my favourite books growing up was the hungry caterpillar. No mention of the eggshell. It’s disappointing it wasn’t factually accurate "12 eyes too! 12 fucking eyes. | |||
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"Hello my darlings
Alright treacle?
Did you know a caterpillars first meal is usually its eggshell?!
Oh my fuck.
Animal fact straight off the bat.
One of my favourite books growing up was the hungry caterpillar. No mention of the eggshell. It’s disappointing it wasn’t factually accurate "This is a great start to tonight's nocturnal thread. | |||
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"Darn, missed it! Good eeeeeeeeevening Jim
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. I bet you were too busy dancing in the moonlight. Smileyface
Everybody's feeling warm and bright here, Jim!
Here's one for you: https://g.co/kgs/X1Zf9n"Beautiful. | |||
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"Firstface Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. You're ride on time. And as you know, you're tonight's ¹st poster. Congratulations! ¹face *Dances a merry jig* Are you dancing to my new cool opening nocturnal rap? Took me right back to the junior disco at 5pm on a Wednesday at the ice rink. I could feel the wind in my fringe going whoosh " | |||
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"Good eeeeeevening erect
"Sam's here! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam. Put your tongue away, you can't have me. | |||
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"Good eeeeeevening erect
Sam's here! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam. Put your tongue in peachy peach's vagiiiiine." | |||
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"I'm here! ^^ she's here " Nicked your status chic | |||
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"I'm here! ^^ she's here Nicked your status chic" Awesome, I nicked it off Jethro at the weekend | |||
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"I'm here! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Midnight. I noticed. "Are you enjoying your newbies Jim? | |||
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"Good eeeeeevening erect
Sam's here! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam. Put your tongue away, you can't have me." 
Us. | |||
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"Guess who needs a sit down wee already. That's right, I do. I'll be back. Don't be silly while I'm away." Too much Cola drink again, Jim? Who wants to play hide n seek | |||
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"Hello my darlings
Alright treacle?
Did you know a caterpillars first meal is usually its eggshell?!
Oh my fuck.
Animal fact straight off the bat.
One of my favourite books growing up was the hungry caterpillar. No mention of the eggshell. It’s disappointing it wasn’t factually accurate
12 eyes too! 12 fucking eyes."Randomly i held a funeral for Colin the Caterpillar during my last meet  | |||
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"Good eeeeeevening erect
Sam's here! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam. Put your tongue in peachy peach's vagiiiiine.
"Fruity peach | |||
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"Good eeeeeevening erect
Sam's here! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam. Put your tongue away, you can't have me.
Us."Sam, are you available for odd jobs around the house? Asking for a friend  | |||
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"Guess who needs a sit down wee already. That's right, I do. I'll be back. Don't be silly while I'm away. Too much Cola drink again, Jim? Who wants to play hide n seek "Depends what's being hidden where | |||
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"Good eeeeeevening erect
Sam's here! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam. Put your tongue in peachy peach's vagiiiiine.
Fruity peach " | |||
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"Good eeeeeevening erect
Sam's here! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam. Put your tongue in peachy peach's vagiiiiine.
"Dirty girl! | |||
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"Hello my darlings
Alright treacle?
Did you know a caterpillars first meal is usually its eggshell?!
Oh my fuck.
Animal fact straight off the bat.
One of my favourite books growing up was the hungry caterpillar. No mention of the eggshell. It’s disappointing it wasn’t factually accurate
12 eyes too! 12 fucking eyes.
Randomly i held a funeral for Colin the Caterpillar during my last meet "Did you have to close all of his eyes or did you leave one open just in case? | |||
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"Guess who needs a sit down wee already. That's right, I do. I'll be back. Don't be silly while I'm away. Too much Cola drink again, Jim? Who wants to play hide n seek
Depends what's being hidden where "You choose, I'll count..... 1, 2, 3 | |||
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"Good eeeeeevening erect
Sam's here! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam. Put your tongue in peachy peach's vagiiiiine.
Dirty girl!"Slips out now n then  | |||
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"Good eeeeeevening erect
Sam's here! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam. Put your tongue away, you can't have me.
Us.
Sam, are you available for odd jobs around the house? Asking for a friend "Well... I am odd. | |||
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"Telling me not to be silly is like telling a cow not to eat grass. Bowl of grass anyone?" I'm a healthy man, have you got brown grass? | |||
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"I'm here! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Midnight. I noticed.
Are you enjoying your newbies Jim? "I am. The copying of my status update worked on Saturday night. | |||
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"Hello my darlings
Alright treacle?
Did you know a caterpillars first meal is usually its eggshell?!
Oh my fuck.
Animal fact straight off the bat.
One of my favourite books growing up was the hungry caterpillar. No mention of the eggshell. It’s disappointing it wasn’t factually accurate
12 eyes too! 12 fucking eyes."No. That is terrifying. What could they possibly need 12 eyes for?! | |||
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"Telling me not to be silly is like telling a cow not to eat grass. Bowl of grass anyone? I'm a healthy man, have you got brown grass?" I'm sure it is if it's been patted by a bovine. I'll go check. | |||
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"I'm not normally on this late its scary "Sit back, close your eyes... It's painless | |||
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"Good eeeeeevening erect
Sam's here! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam. Put your tongue away, you can't have me.
Us."Who Am I kidding, of course you can have me. | |||
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"Guess who needs a sit down wee already. That's right, I do. I'll be back. Don't be silly while I'm away. Too much Cola drink again, Jim? Who wants to play hide n seek "You know me so well. | |||
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"Guess who needs a sit down wee already. That's right, I do. I'll be back. Don't be silly while I'm away. Too much Cola drink again, Jim? Who wants to play hide n seek
Depends what's being hidden where
You choose, I'll count.....
1, 2, 3 "I can't find the lube 
Uh-oh | |||
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"Hello my darlings
Alright treacle?
Did you know a caterpillars first meal is usually its eggshell?!
Oh my fuck.
Animal fact straight off the bat.
One of my favourite books growing up was the hungry caterpillar. No mention of the eggshell. It’s disappointing it wasn’t factually accurate
12 eyes too! 12 fucking eyes.
Randomly i held a funeral for Colin the Caterpillar during my last meet
Did you have to close all of his eyes or did you leave one open just in case?" | |||
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"Good eeeeeevening erect
Sam's here! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam. Put your tongue in peachy peach's vagiiiiine.
Dirty girl!
Slips out now n then "I know what you mean. | |||
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"I'm not normally on this late its scary "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, the lesser seen late night Wookie. Smileyface | |||
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"Guess who needs a sit down wee already. That's right, I do. I'll be back. Don't be silly while I'm away. Too much Cola drink again, Jim? Who wants to play hide n seek
Depends what's being hidden where
You choose, I'll count.....
1, 2, 3
I can't find the lube
Uh-oh "Jim's joining us | |||
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"Telling me not to be silly is like telling a cow not to eat grass. Bowl of grass anyone? I'm a healthy man, have you got brown grass? I'm sure it is if it's been patted by a bovine. I'll go check." Thank you. | |||
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"I'm not normally on this late its scary
Sit back, close your eyes... It's painless " | |||
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"Hello my darlings
Alright treacle?
Did you know a caterpillars first meal is usually its eggshell?!
Oh my fuck.
Animal fact straight off the bat.
One of my favourite books growing up was the hungry caterpillar. No mention of the eggshell. It’s disappointing it wasn’t factually accurate
12 eyes too! 12 fucking eyes.
No. That is terrifying. What could they possibly need 12 eyes for?!"Well, to differentiate light n dark. That's it. Their eyesight is not only piss poor but they have 12 of them! Now that's cruel, 12 eyes and they're all practically useless apart from light and dark. Why nature, why?!! | |||
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"Hello my darlings
Alright treacle?
Did you know a caterpillars first meal is usually its eggshell?!
Oh my fuck.
Animal fact straight off the bat.
One of my favourite books growing up was the hungry caterpillar. No mention of the eggshell. It’s disappointing it wasn’t factually accurate
12 eyes too! 12 fucking eyes.
Randomly i held a funeral for Colin the Caterpillar during my last meet
Did you have to close all of his eyes or did you leave one open just in case?"You leave one eye open. It's caterpillar funeral tradition. Eleven to heaven. | |||
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"And slugs.... slugs have 4 noses Christ, imagine being that close to all the dog shit and having to snort 4 times the amount. Nature is cruel " Imagine having to inhale four times the amount of your farts. | |||
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"Hello everyone" Hello Foz, I'm sure Jim will be along any minute | |||
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"Hello everyone" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Foz. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Smileyface | |||
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"And slugs.... slugs have 4 noses Christ, imagine being that close to all the dog shit and having to snort 4 times the amount. Nature is cruel Imagine having to inhale four times the amount of your farts." Gasping for breath and clinging to the dandelions for dear life! I bet they love it when I disappear for a few days | |||
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"[Knickers removed by poster at 09/11/20 22:52:54] "Hide n seek innit! | |||
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"Hey princess how are you x" I'm very well thank you, yourself? | |||
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"Hey Jim how are we" I'm good, thanks. How are you tonight? | |||
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"I very good thank you Jim and princess. Just lay in bed bored" No films or anything? | |||
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"I very good thank you Jim and princess. Just lay in bed bored" I'm glad you're good. I hope you're not bore of the nocturnal thread. If you hit +quote your replies to an individual post will make more sense. | |||
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"Another fact! Nearly 3% of the ice in Antarctic glaciers is in fact....... penguin piss "Where the fuck are you getting these facts from?! | |||
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"Another fact! Nearly 3% of the ice in Antarctic glaciers is in fact....... penguin piss "It makes you think. Penguin squirt, is it just piss? | |||
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"Another fact! Nearly 3% of the ice in Antarctic glaciers is in fact....... penguin piss
Where the fuck are you getting these facts from?! "Tinternet innit | |||
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"Another fact! Nearly 3% of the ice in Antarctic glaciers is in fact....... penguin piss
It makes you think. Penguin squirt, is it just piss?"Tis the only answer Jethro! | |||
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Evening beauts! | |||
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They'll never know the relief of a right ripper | |||
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"Another fact! Nearly 3% of the ice in Antarctic glaciers is in fact....... penguin piss
It makes you think. Penguin squirt, is it just piss?"Wow, deep thoughts Jim | |||
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"Hi Jim, hello everyone how are you lovely fabbers " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, SuperRespect. Super respect. *Fist bumps* | |||
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"Loving all these fun facts tonight. Feeling enlightened
Evening beauts! "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Str... Propaganda. This thread is an education. Smileyface | |||
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"Hi, how are you? " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Deviants. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. I'm pretty good. How the flip are you? | |||
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Love that song | |||
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"Loving all these fun facts tonight. Feeling enlightened
Evening beauts!
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Str... Propaganda. This thread is an education. Smileyface"Yeah... I thought I'd try something new.. not sure I like it. Didn't realise you have to wait before you change your username again. Live and learn. And much learning I'm doing tonight. Peach is on fire ! | |||
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"Kangaroos can't fart
They'll never know the relief of a right ripper "I bet that fact made you sad. | |||
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"Another fact! Nearly 3% of the ice in Antarctic glaciers is in fact....... penguin piss
It makes you think. Penguin squirt, is it just piss?
Wow, deep thoughts Jim "Innit. | |||
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"Good evening James x Just be good to me
Love that song "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Henriette. I'll be good to you. let's dance. x | |||
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"Kangaroos can't fart
They'll never know the relief of a right ripper
I bet that fact made you sad."I mean, I'm chuffed for them if they don't get the bloat like, but what if they do and they can't let it out? Do they fucking explode or what? | |||
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"Kangaroos can't fart
They'll never know the relief of a right ripper
I bet that fact made you sad.
I mean, I'm chuffed for them if they don't get the bloat like, but what if they do and they can't let it out? Do they fucking explode or what? "Why do you think they hop everywhere? | |||
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"Loving all these fun facts tonight. Feeling enlightened
Evening beauts!
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Str... Propaganda. This thread is an education. Smileyface
Yeah... I thought I'd try something new.. not sure I like it. Didn't realise you have to wait before you change your username again. Live and learn.
And much learning I'm doing tonight. Peach is on fire !"I'll be honest. I'm not sure I like it. You've got to live seven days. Peach is facting like a motherfucker from Sydney university. | |||
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"Good evening Henriette
*shy giggle and wave* "You're going for the pair. | |||
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"Kangaroos can't fart
They'll never know the relief of a right ripper
I bet that fact made you sad.
I mean, I'm chuffed for them if they don't get the bloat like, but what if they do and they can't let it out? Do they fucking explode or what? "Weird shit does happen in Australia. | |||
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In Alaska it is illegal to whisper in someone’s ear while they’re moose hunting. | |||
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"This thread will keep me entertained while I am waiting for the RAC. " I take it you're parked nice and safe. | |||
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"Here's a good fact
In Alaska it is illegal to whisper in someone’s ear while they’re moose hunting."Weird, why do they even hunt them | |||
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"Kangaroos can't fart
They'll never know the relief of a right ripper
I bet that fact made you sad.
I mean, I'm chuffed for them if they don't get the bloat like, but what if they do and they can't let it out? Do they fucking explode or what?
Why do you think they hop everywhere?" noooooooooooooo | |||
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"Good evening Henriette
*shy giggle and wave*
You're going for the pair."Damn right pickle | |||
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"This thread will keep me entertained while I am waiting for the RAC. I take it you're parked nice and safe." Yeah, Jim it’s a residential area and small town, no worries | |||
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"Good evening Henriette
*shy giggle and wave*
You're going for the pair.
Damn right pickle "Tell me more about your clitoris. | |||
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"This thread will keep me entertained while I am waiting for the RAC. I take it you're parked nice and safe. Yeah, Jim it’s a residential area and small town, no worries " | |||
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"Good evening Henriette
*shy giggle and wave*
You're going for the pair.
Damn right pickle
Tell me more about your clitoris."It's taken on a new life as a water diviner when those pair are around | |||
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"Here's a good fact
In Alaska it is illegal to whisper in someone’s ear while they’re moose hunting.
Weird, why do they even hunt them "That information is above my pay grade. Also it wasn't mentioned on the website I used | |||
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"Here's a good fact
In Alaska it is illegal to whisper in someone’s ear while they’re moose hunting.
Weird, why do they even hunt them
That information is above my pay grade.
Also it wasn't mentioned on the website I used " | |||
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"Good evening Henriette
*shy giggle and wave*
You're going for the pair.
Damn right pickle
Tell me more about your clitoris.
It's taken on a new life as a water diviner when those pair are around " | |||
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"Omg.... sea otters hold hand when they're asleep so they don't drift apart " | |||
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"Omg.... sea otters hold hand when they're asleep so they don't drift apart
"Isn't that just lush? I think I melted a tad. | |||
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Hope you have had a great day my friend and an even better weekend
Thank you for not mentioning the football | |||
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"Some male songbirds sing more than 2,000 times each day. What's the human equivalent? What do human men do 2,000 a day "Hmmmm, as a town I reckon they sack scratch | |||
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"Here's a good fact
In Alaska it is illegal to whisper in someone’s ear while they’re moose hunting.
Weird, why do they even hunt them
That information is above my pay grade.
Also it wasn't mentioned on the website I used "Ok, let stay with whisper then | |||
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"Some male songbirds sing more than 2,000 times each day. What's the human equivalent? What do human men do 2,000 a day "Scratch their balls. | |||
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"Some male songbirds sing more than 2,000 times each day. What's the human equivalent? What do human men do 2,000 a day "See how males are working hard to attract the females | |||
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"A very good evening to you batman
Hope you have had a great day my friend and an even better weekend
Thank you for not mentioning the football "Feliz cumpleaños! | |||
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"A very good evening to you batman
Hope you have had a great day my friend and an even better weekend
Thank you for not mentioning the football "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Martyn. I did have a great weekend. How was your weekend and birthday? You're welcome. | |||
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"I wonder if George Michael's Careless Whisper was inspired by a visit to Alaska." Takes on almost sinister meaning
"Time can never mend
The careless whisper of a good friend
To the heart and mind
If your answer's kind
There's no comfort in the truth
Pain is all you'll find
I should have known better, yeah" | |||
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"Some male songbirds sing more than 2,000 times each day. What's the human equivalent? What do human men do 2,000 a day "I guess British seabirds sing more than this | |||
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"Some male songbirds sing more than 2,000 times each day. What's the human equivalent? What do human men do 2,000 a day
Scratch their balls."Great minds Jenkins | |||
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"I wonder if George Michael's Careless Whisper was inspired by a visit to Alaska. Takes on almost sinister meaning
"Time can never mend
The careless whisper of a good friend
To the heart and mind
If your answer's kind
There's no comfort in the truth
Pain is all you'll find
I should have known better, yeah""I think George Michael and Andrew Ridgeley filmed the Last Christmas video while they were in Alaska.  | |||
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"Some male songbirds sing more than 2,000 times each day. What's the human equivalent? What do human men do 2,000 a day
Scratch their balls.
Great minds Jenkins " I'd high five you, but I've just been scratching my balls. | |||
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"Some male songbirds sing more than 2,000 times each day. What's the human equivalent? What do human men do 2,000 a day
Scratch their balls.
Great minds Jenkins
I'd high five you, but I've just been scratching my balls."Urgh, my 4 noses got an eyeful then  | |||
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"Some male songbirds sing more than 2,000 times each day. What's the human equivalent? What do human men do 2,000 a day
Scratch their balls.
Great minds Jenkins
I'd high five you, but I've just been scratching my balls."Did ya finger sniff? | |||
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"Scratch there ass maybe k I'lol hello _rincess peach I'm andy" Hello Andy and welcome to Nocturnal time | |||
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Evening ladies and gents | |||
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"Some male songbirds sing more than 2,000 times each day. What's the human equivalent? What do human men do 2,000 a day
Scratch their balls.
Great minds Jenkins
I'd high five you, but I've just been scratching my balls.
Urgh, my 4 noses got an eyeful then " | |||
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"Some male songbirds sing more than 2,000 times each day. What's the human equivalent? What do human men do 2,000 a day
Scratch their balls.
Great minds Jenkins
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"Scratch there ass maybe k I'lol hello _rincess peach I'm andy" And we were about to return the greeting, but hey-ho. Unlike Pokémon, can't catch 'em all | |||
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"Some male songbirds sing more than 2,000 times each day. What's the human equivalent? What do human men do 2,000 a day
Scratch their balls.
Great minds Jenkins
I'd high five you, but I've just been scratching my balls.
Did ya finger sniff? "I don't think I need a shower until tomorrow. | |||
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"Some male songbirds sing more than 2,000 times each day. What's the human equivalent? What do human men do 2,000 a day
Scratch their balls.
Great minds Jenkins
I'd high five you, but I've just been scratching my balls.
Did ya finger sniff?
I don't think I need a shower until tomorrow."We got rain coming? | |||
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"evening Mr Jim
Evening ladies and gents "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Aquaman. Happy Monday. Smileyface | |||
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"Some male songbirds sing more than 2,000 times each day. What's the human equivalent? What do human men do 2,000 a day
Scratch their balls.
Great minds Jenkins
I'd high five you, but I've just been scratching my balls.
Did ya finger sniff?
I don't think I need a shower until tomorrow.
We got rain coming? "I hope so. | |||
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"evening Mr Jim
Evening ladies and gents
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Aquaman. Happy Monday. Smileyface"And to you young sir
Hope all is well | |||
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"evening Mr Jim
Evening ladies and gents
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Aquaman. Happy Monday. Smileyface
And to you young sir
Hope all is well "I'm pretty good. How are you doing? | |||
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"I feel more facts are needed... The only mammals to undergo menopause are elephants, humpback whales and human females. " Aren't we the lucky cunts  | |||
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"A very good evening to you batman
Hope you have had a great day my friend and an even better weekend
Thank you for not mentioning the football
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Martyn. I did have a great weekend. How was your weekend and birthday?
You're welcome. "Oh good i am so glad you have had a great weekend my friend my weekend was all over the place with sleep but godd thanks. Birthday was great i have been with my little man which is amazing | |||
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"I feel more facts are needed... The only mammals to undergo menopause are elephants, humpback whales and human females. Aren't we the lucky cunts "The rest of the animals never stop their oestrus
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"A very good evening to you batman
Hope you have had a great day my friend and an even better weekend
Thank you for not mentioning the football
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Martyn. I did have a great weekend. How was your weekend and birthday?
You're welcome.
Oh good i am so glad you have had a great weekend my friend my weekend was all over the place with sleep but godd thanks. Birthday was great i have been with my little man which is amazing "Beautiful. You're catching me up. You're halfway to your forties. | |||
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"Gentoo penguins (never heard of them) anyway, these beauties propose to their life mate with a pebble! How fucking cute is that?" Jamie will love that fact. | |||
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"I feel more facts are needed... The only mammals to undergo menopause are elephants, humpback whales and human females. Aren't we the lucky cunts
The rest of the animals never stop their oestrus
"Making me Google complicated words ffs. I'm sure I've seen episodes of in the zoo or whatever it's called and they've had rhino & some zebra type things that they've said are too old. Now I'm curious. Not that curious I'm gonna research it, I've just kinda gone "oh, that's odd" | |||
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Midnight, Jim | |||
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"Thank you for the lovely welcome people much appreciated and thank you for having me I'm trying to attach my msg's so it looks like I'm replying to you personally but dnt know how to do it is it msg + quote? " Reply + quote. Bottom right | |||
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"Hi " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dan. Welcome to what I call, The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Smileyface | |||
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"Scratch there ass maybe k I'lol hello _rincess peach I'm andy And we were about to return the greeting, but hey-ho. Unlike Pokémon, can't catch 'em all "gunna try this not very good at replying on here don't want you to think I'm being rude as I'm not that kind of person thank you for taking the time to msg | |||
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"Thank you for the lovely welcome people much appreciated and thank you for having me I'm trying to attach my msg's so it looks like I'm replying to you personally but dnt know how to do it is it msg + quote? " You're welcome. Hit +quote to reply to an individual post. | |||
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"Thank you for the lovely welcome people much appreciated and thank you for having me I'm trying to attach my msg's so it looks like I'm replying to you personally but dnt know how to do it is it msg + quote? Reply + quote. Bottom right got it sussed easy when u know how hey and thank you for ur patients will become more active now I know the score " | |||
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"evening Mr Jim
Evening ladies and gents
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Aquaman. Happy Monday. Smileyface
And to you young sir
Hope all is well
I'm pretty good. How are you doing?"As well as can be i suppose in the current climate | |||
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Midnight, Jim "I know, she's done Christmas photos. | |||
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"Thank you for the lovely welcome people much appreciated and thank you for having me I'm trying to attach my msg's so it looks like I'm replying to you personally but dnt know how to do it is it msg + quote? You're welcome. Hit +quote to reply to an individual post.thanking you Mr Jim bloody hell can tell I'm a newbie hope your weekend went well " | |||
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