Do you laugh when you hear people fart?
Any funny stories?
An old female friend of mine was so put off farting infront of her partner, if she needed to do one in bed she used to spread her bum cheeks open so wasnt noisy, surely that makes it louder lol  m |
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"i think its a basic instint to laugh when someone farts lol
my nan was i hospital recently and there ws a woman in the next bed who farted all the time, all of were sat there sniggering  "
Pmsl. Quality. Bless her cottons  |
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"I try and look disgusted, but my 3 year old stunk out our local shop the other day and shouted "Mummy, I just pumped!" Really made me laugh n gag at the same time "
Kids don't you love em, got that to come yet. Mine only 1 year |
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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago
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Always remember fondly an evening in the audience of most haunted live I let one fly. A loud tight high pitched drumroll. I kept a straight face and my friend couldn't stop laughing. Of course it raised a few eyebrows. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just knock out normal farts & find it funny but if its a fanny or anal fart from sex then I get totally embarrassed.
repeater eh?  snigger snigger
True the sound of spunk oozing out of your ass isnt the greatest lol"
he he but in that situation you can only take it in fun and have a good giggle, at least it shows you have had a good pumping.  |
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"Always remember fondly an evening in the audience of most haunted live I let one fly. A loud tight high pitched drumroll. I kept a straight face and my friend couldn't stop laughing. Of course it raised a few eyebrows."
Pmsl, love the way you described that, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I laugh when I fart... cant help it
...don't find it funny though if someone else does! 
I sometimes fart when I laugh, if that's any help. "
very helpful |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They make me giggle as much as I hate them!
I heard one the other day at work and could have sworn a swarm of bees had gone past as that was what it sounded like |
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"They make me giggle as much as I hate them!
I heard one the other day at work and could have sworn a swarm of bees had gone past as that was what it sounded like "
pmsl again.lol. Straight past the honeypot hey. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There is one way to win a bet in a pub and that is to say one word that will make people smile / smirk / laugh. 'Fart' does it every time
I posted this on anther Thread but is so funny:
http://youtu.be/09abF7ZUNnk |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There is one way to win a bet in a pub and that is to say one word that will make people smile / smirk / laugh. 'Fart' does it every time
I posted this on anther Thread but is so funny:
http://youtu.be/09abF7ZUNnk"
Well it had me laughing |
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By *enithWoman
over a year ago
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"There is one way to win a bet in a pub and that is to say one word that will make people smile / smirk / laugh. 'Fart' does it every time
I posted this on anther Thread but is so funny:
http://youtu.be/09abF7ZUNnk"
I was laughing reading this thread oooops and farted!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I try and look disgusted, but my 3 year old stunk out our local shop the other day and shouted "Mummy, I just pumped!" Really made me laugh n gag at the same time
Kids don't you love em, got that to come yet. Mine only 1 year"
Mine still do it and they're 16 & 23 - both male though, so what can I say  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My mum always told me that ladies don't 'blow off', 'trump', 'break wind', 'fart' or whatever you like to call it, so I find that I never do 
That is with the exception of the sexual "well-pumped" pussy or anal 'air escape'. This can be embarassing enough with your regular partner but when swinging or in a club when there are other people around I just feel as though I want a massive hole to develop in the floor and for me to fall straight through it
Does anyone have any suggestions as to how to get around this particular embarassment? It's not funny when someone has their face in your nether regions and one just pops out |
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"Totally discusting and uncouth especially in public! Manners of a pig!!"
That's a bit harsh isn't it. Someone deliberately letting rip in public is of course bad manners, but believe me, it isn't always a matter of choice and then it's surely not bad manners.
I too find it highly embarrassing...and have had it happen when playing in a public room in a club - I just sat up and said "pardon me...what else could I do???? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Waaay back in school, I tried to drop a silent one in English..
..only it came out a little bit louder than intended...
.and we were seated on those plastic chairs which sort of amplified it |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Always remember fondly an evening in the audience of most haunted live I let one fly. A loud tight high pitched drumroll. I kept a straight face and my friend couldn't stop laughing. Of course it raised a few eyebrows."
And a few spirits I would guess |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Farting in the lift just as your about to get out and people are getting in always a good one "
Reminds me of one of Peter Sellars funniest outtakes. Him and 3 others were in a scene where they are Mobsters going into a lift. They need an off-set cue for something and someone farts ..
After about 10 outtakes the scene was abandoned .. |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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Ok, i beg to differ and on this one I am going to be the odd one out ... I cannot for the life of me see the funny side here, its a bodily function no more, no less. It is slapstick at its most basic in my view. It is the sort of thing we used to laugh at possibly at nursery age?
Sorry to be miserable here |
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"Ok, i beg to differ and on this one I am going to be the odd one out ... I cannot for the life of me see the funny side here, its a bodily function no more, no less. It is slapstick at its most basic in my view. It is the sort of thing we used to laugh at possibly at nursery age?
Sorry to be miserable here "
its just the sound that makes me laugh regardless of the fact its coming out of your arse, a whoopee cushion makes me laugh to. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Totally discusting and uncouth especially in public! Manners of a pig!!
That's a bit harsh isn't it. Someone deliberately letting rip in public is of course bad manners, but believe me, it isn't always a matter of choice and then it's surely not bad manners.
I too find it highly embarrassing...and have had it happen when playing in a public room in a club - I just sat up and said "pardon me...what else could I do????"
Yes may well be harsh but its my opinion in an open debate forum! sorry if anyone finds my opinion offensive |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Years ago, when out with a boyfriend, I had a dodgy tummy and wind pain, they slowly started to work through and gently, silently and odourlessly slip out, all was fine for a while then the big one came, loud and proud. I immediately said, oh .......( insert random name) that wasn't a nice thing to do and giggled like mad, just after a couple walked out past us and quietly asked if he should leave the door open?! Pmsl I almost died but got away with it to all except the bf!
Stil gets brought up in convos now!
Btw have had a right giggle tonight at some of the stories! Bloody brilliant!
Oh and a few months ago I let a tiny one slip with a fb, he has teased me incessantly ever since, we all do it, get a grip! Lmfao    |
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"I try and look disgusted, but my 3 year old stunk out our local shop the other day and shouted "Mummy, I just pumped!" Really made me laugh n gag at the same time "
My grandson just grins and shouts "Grandad just farted". |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like to fart on a super market aisle and duck round the corner then walk back round and look at the person who has walked into the invisible cloud of stench and look them up and down with disgust and walk off shaking my head and them stood there speechless or saying "It wasn't me..." |
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In the early 90's my ex though it a great idea to serve up brussel sprouts with sliced chesnuts as a side dish for Xmas din-dins.
She also gave our Golden Retreiver, Jasper, some in his Xmas din-dins bowl...
For the rest of Xmas Day we wished she hadn't, and the poor dog sloped off to the kitchen wimpering in a vain effort to get away from the smell.....
Defo wasn't laughing that day.... 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes farting is my favorite pass time. I find it funny when they are mine and watching everyone else trying to get away from it. Nothing better than your own farts but nothing worse than someone else |
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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago
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"Yes farting is my favorite pass time. I find it funny when they are mine and watching everyone else trying to get away from it. Nothing better than your own farts but nothing worse than someone else "
forget the who said it did it or who smelt it dealt it rubbish if you want to pass t off on others just sniff and look at someone as if you think its them, guaranteed someone else will sniff and look where you were looking and assume that person did it, (not that i would ever have done such a thing |
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