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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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According to my MyDays yes but I'm never regular, sometimes up to 2 weeks late. After a few pregnancy scares I have just settled on the fact that my period likes to surprise me each month  |
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"Never let a period stop me having sex. I’ve always told the guy that it’s my time of the month but they’ve always chose to do it with me anyway. "
Ha, no wonder!
Once I was heading for the finish line, there’s no way I’d be pulling out of the race  |
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"Never let a period stop me having sex. I’ve always told the guy that it’s my time of the month but they’ve always chose to do it with me anyway.
Ha, no wonder!
Once I was heading for the finish line, there’s no way I’d be pulling out of the race "
You look like a handsome man, if I were 10 years younger I’d bite your arm off. |
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"Never let a period stop me having sex. I’ve always told the guy that it’s my time of the month but they’ve always chose to do it with me anyway.
Ha, no wonder!
Once I was heading for the finish line, there’s no way I’d be pulling out of the race
You look like a handsome man, if I were 10 years younger I’d bite your arm off. "
That’s a compliment coming from yourself! I’d be pretty useless with only one arm but I’m sure we could make it work  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Never let a period stop me having sex. I’ve always told the guy that it’s my time of the month but they’ve always chose to do it with me anyway.
Ha, no wonder!
Once I was heading for the finish line, there’s no way I’d be pulling out of the race
You look like a handsome man, if I were 10 years younger I’d bite your arm off.
That’s a compliment coming from yourself! I’d be pretty useless with only one arm but I’m sure we could make it work "
Yeah, I could hold your willy whilst you had a pee no problem. Very aesthetically pleasing chap to look at. |
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"Never let a period stop me having sex. I’ve always told the guy that it’s my time of the month but they’ve always chose to do it with me anyway.
Ha, no wonder!
Once I was heading for the finish line, there’s no way I’d be pulling out of the race
You look like a handsome man, if I were 10 years younger I’d bite your arm off.
That’s a compliment coming from yourself! I’d be pretty useless with only one arm but I’m sure we could make it work
Yeah, I could hold your willy whilst you had a pee no problem. Very aesthetically pleasing chap to look at. "
I like that, then you’d get the blame for peeing on the toilet  .
Ooh, stop it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Never let a period stop me having sex. I’ve always told the guy that it’s my time of the month but they’ve always chose to do it with me anyway.
Ha, no wonder!
Once I was heading for the finish line, there’s no way I’d be pulling out of the race
You look like a handsome man, if I were 10 years younger I’d bite your arm off.
That’s a compliment coming from yourself! I’d be pretty useless with only one arm but I’m sure we could make it work
Yeah, I could hold your willy whilst you had a pee no problem. Very aesthetically pleasing chap to look at.
I like that, then you’d get the blame for peeing on the toilet .
Ooh, stop it "
I peed on my toilet seat early hours of this morning. For approximately 1 second I didn’t register that the lid was down and I was sat on it. It’s fine, only a little dribble and was able to mop it up with a sock. |
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"Never let a period stop me having sex. I’ve always told the guy that it’s my time of the month but they’ve always chose to do it with me anyway.
Ha, no wonder!
Once I was heading for the finish line, there’s no way I’d be pulling out of the race
You look like a handsome man, if I were 10 years younger I’d bite your arm off.
That’s a compliment coming from yourself! I’d be pretty useless with only one arm but I’m sure we could make it work
Yeah, I could hold your willy whilst you had a pee no problem. Very aesthetically pleasing chap to look at.
I like that, then you’d get the blame for peeing on the toilet .
Ooh, stop it
I peed on my toilet seat early hours of this morning. For approximately 1 second I didn’t register that the lid was down and I was sat on it. It’s fine, only a little dribble and was able to mop it up with a sock. "
I’ve just busted you.. can’t be a woman behind the profile of you’re cleaning up your toilet spillage with a sock .
I always knew if it sounds too good to be true, then it is  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never let a period stop me having sex. I’ve always told the guy that it’s my time of the month but they’ve always chose to do it with me anyway.
Ha, no wonder!
Once I was heading for the finish line, there’s no way I’d be pulling out of the race
You look like a handsome man, if I were 10 years younger I’d bite your arm off.
That’s a compliment coming from yourself! I’d be pretty useless with only one arm but I’m sure we could make it work
Yeah, I could hold your willy whilst you had a pee no problem. Very aesthetically pleasing chap to look at.
I like that, then you’d get the blame for peeing on the toilet .
Ooh, stop it
I peed on my toilet seat early hours of this morning. For approximately 1 second I didn’t register that the lid was down and I was sat on it. It’s fine, only a little dribble and was able to mop it up with a sock.
I’ve just busted you.. can’t be a woman behind the profile of you’re cleaning up your toilet spillage with a sock .
I always knew if it sounds too good to be true, then it is "
Do you have any penis pics in friends only? Sent you a request! I am a lady, honestly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes or no ?
That's what anal sex is for! 
Bants, you're just obsessed man "
Too right! Oh and I'd just like to clarify that anal sex is good anytime of the month! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes or no ?
That's what anal sex is for!
When the rivers red take the dirt track instead. My ex used to sing that to me. "
I've always said "up the bum, no babies" |
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"Never let a period stop me having sex. I’ve always told the guy that it’s my time of the month but they’ve always chose to do it with me anyway.
Ha, no wonder!
Once I was heading for the finish line, there’s no way I’d be pulling out of the race
You look like a handsome man, if I were 10 years younger I’d bite your arm off.
That’s a compliment coming from yourself! I’d be pretty useless with only one arm but I’m sure we could make it work
Yeah, I could hold your willy whilst you had a pee no problem. Very aesthetically pleasing chap to look at.
I like that, then you’d get the blame for peeing on the toilet .
Ooh, stop it
I peed on my toilet seat early hours of this morning. For approximately 1 second I didn’t register that the lid was down and I was sat on it. It’s fine, only a little dribble and was able to mop it up with a sock.
I’ve just busted you.. can’t be a woman behind the profile of you’re cleaning up your toilet spillage with a sock .
I always knew if it sounds too good to be true, then it is
Do you have any penis pics in friends only? Sent you a request! I am a lady, honestly. "
You are about as subtle as a brick to the face |
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"Yes or no ?
That's what anal sex is for!
Bants, you're just obsessed man
Too right! Oh and I'd just like to clarify that anal sex is good anytime of the month! "
You know quite well I'm partial to anal so I'm not going to disagree  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Use a Beppy tampon and yes
What’s a beppy tampon? xx"
It’s a moist sponge.
They don’t have a retrieval string so nothing shows and you get them out again by hooking a loop with your finger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It’s very much on its way, my first in 3 years as I had my implant removed. I have endometriosis too so yay I’m a happy girl (not!).
Let’s see what Mother Nature blesses me with this month.
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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago
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"It’s very much on its way, my first in 3 years as I had my implant removed. I have endometriosis too so yay I’m a happy girl (not!).
Let’s see what Mother Nature blesses me with this month.
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i had the depo for 13 years came of it 5 years ago to be sterlised my periods still aint returned lol |
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Sex during a period with your partner: if that floats your boat. Sex, including oral sex with some random off a sex site? I'd think twice.
No point putting a condom on if you're licking dead blood cells, mucous and vaginal secretions out of a casual playmate, but each to their own! |
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One of daughters mentioned the period pants u can buy to save the environment you bleed in them and wash them! I said u best get ur self a washing machine for ur bedroom! No way they going in my machine!! Eww x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm usually at my horniest the week before 
I wave in and out of wanting to punch people, shag them or eat everything in sight.
But when I come on I usually want to curl up in a ball of pain - so it's a no from me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't get them physically (hormone coil) but I still get the rampant horn "
I really need to swap mine for this, I have the old copper coil and they are a nightmare |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Since I’ve stopped shaving to grow a beard I find don’t get PST (pre shaving tension) or have to put up with PMS (Post-shave Moisturising Sheen) any more, and feel all the better for it. |
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