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over a year ago
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I'm in one of those irritating moods where I can decide if I want food, sleep, a wank or anything else. Chocolate isn't helping 
Does someone want to come and figure it out for me? Warning, I'm tired and grumpy so patience is needed. |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I'm in one of those irritating moods where I can decide if I want food, sleep, a wank or anything else. Chocolate isn't helping
Does someone want to come and figure it out for me? Warning, I'm tired and grumpy so patience is needed. "
In that case No  |
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"I'm in one of those irritating moods where I can decide if I want food, sleep, a wank or anything else. Chocolate isn't helping
Does someone want to come and figure it out for me? Warning, I'm tired and grumpy so patience is needed. "
I feel like there is an invite in-between the lines |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't sleep now, you'll just be awake tonight. A bit of chocolate now to buck up your metabolism, a nice dinner, a relaxing bath or shower and then a really good wank before sleep. |
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"I'm in one of those irritating moods where I can decide if I want food, sleep, a wank or anything else. Chocolate isn't helping
Does someone want to come and figure it out for me? Warning, I'm tired and grumpy so patience is needed. "
Wank first, that should leave you hungry and then when you've eaten enough you should feel sleepy.
I speak from experience, it worked for me today |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was feeling just like that earlier and the wank did help... a lot. 
Happier now after a roast dinner too. "
Oh I want a roast I'm definitely making one tomorrow! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Wanking is naughty and Santa won't empty his sack at the end of your bed."
I can cope with that. An old creepy man, emptying his sack at the end of my bed without an invite is well...creepy  |
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"I'm in one of those irritating moods where I can decide if I want food, sleep, a wank or anything else. Chocolate isn't helping
Does someone want to come and figure it out for me? Warning, I'm tired and grumpy so patience is needed. "
Hello lovely. Eat something sinfully delicious, call a friend, wank then have a nice hot bubble bath. 
Big hug my friend. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm in one of those irritating moods where I can decide if I want food, sleep, a wank or anything else. Chocolate isn't helping
Does someone want to come and figure it out for me? Warning, I'm tired and grumpy so patience is needed. "
Shouting at traffic is very therapeutic  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm in one of those irritating moods where I can decide if I want food, sleep, a wank or anything else. Chocolate isn't helping
Does someone want to come and figure it out for me? Warning, I'm tired and grumpy so patience is needed.
I feel like there is an invite in-between the lines "
Only to the person that can actually put me in a better mood and deal with my grumpiness in the mean time. |
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"I'm in one of those irritating moods where I can decide if I want food, sleep, a wank or anything else. Chocolate isn't helping
Does someone want to come and figure it out for me? Warning, I'm tired and grumpy so patience is needed.
Hello lovely. Eat something sinfully delicious, call a friend, wank then have a nice hot bubble bath.
Big hug my friend. "
Thanks beautiful |
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"I'm in one of those irritating moods where I can decide if I want food, sleep, a wank or anything else. Chocolate isn't helping
Does someone want to come and figure it out for me? Warning, I'm tired and grumpy so patience is needed.
I feel like there is an invite in-between the lines
Only to the person that can actually put me in a better mood and deal with my grumpiness in the mean time. "
Whats with the mystery 
Are we supposed to guess the forumite lol |
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"I'm in one of those irritating moods where I can decide if I want food, sleep, a wank or anything else. Chocolate isn't helping
Does someone want to come and figure it out for me? Warning, I'm tired and grumpy so patience is needed. "
Well ive put the tea on a slow cook.
So whilst we have sex in the mean time we can also smell the food cooking away in the back ground.
After we have finished we can eat tea and if you doze off you can fall asleep in my arms.
Does that suit you enough |
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I was expecting to see Bisto!
Have a nap, oooooooooo change the sheets into mega freshness, take a brew and some snackage up to bed. Light some candles n shit and cut your toenails.
The comfort will be epic |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm in one of those irritating moods where I can decide if I want food, sleep, a wank or anything else. Chocolate isn't helping
Does someone want to come and figure it out for me? Warning, I'm tired and grumpy so patience is needed.
I feel like there is an invite in-between the lines
Only to the person that can actually put me in a better mood and deal with my grumpiness in the mean time.
Whats with the mystery
Are we supposed to guess the forumite lol"
No mystery, I highly doubt such person actually exists |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I'm in one of those irritating moods where I can decide if I want food, sleep, a wank or anything else. Chocolate isn't helping
Does someone want to come and figure it out for me? Warning, I'm tired and grumpy so patience is needed.
I feel like there is an invite in-between the lines
Only to the person that can actually put me in a better mood and deal with my grumpiness in the mean time.
Whats with the mystery
Are we supposed to guess the forumite lol
No mystery, I highly doubt such person actually exists "
I tried  |
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"I'm in one of those irritating moods where I can decide if I want food, sleep, a wank or anything else. Chocolate isn't helping
Does someone want to come and figure it out for me? Warning, I'm tired and grumpy so patience is needed.
I feel like there is an invite in-between the lines
Only to the person that can actually put me in a better mood and deal with my grumpiness in the mean time.
Whats with the mystery
Are we supposed to guess the forumite lol
No mystery, I highly doubt such person actually exists "
Loool tall, dark hair, rides a horse and carries a sword? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I was expecting to see Bisto!
Have a nap, oooooooooo change the sheets into mega freshness, take a brew and some snackage up to bed. Light some candles n shit and cut your toenails.
The comfort will be epic"
It was posted further up But no, just me moaning again 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm in one of those irritating moods where I can decide if I want food, sleep, a wank or anything else. Chocolate isn't helping
Does someone want to come and figure it out for me? Warning, I'm tired and grumpy so patience is needed.
I feel like there is an invite in-between the lines
Only to the person that can actually put me in a better mood and deal with my grumpiness in the mean time.
Whats with the mystery
Are we supposed to guess the forumite lol
No mystery, I highly doubt such person actually exists
I tried "
I know but you're not here to give me a cuddle |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm in one of those irritating moods where I can decide if I want food, sleep, a wank or anything else. Chocolate isn't helping
Does someone want to come and figure it out for me? Warning, I'm tired and grumpy so patience is needed.
I feel like there is an invite in-between the lines
Only to the person that can actually put me in a better mood and deal with my grumpiness in the mean time.
Whats with the mystery
Are we supposed to guess the forumite lol
No mystery, I highly doubt such person actually exists
Loool tall, dark hair, rides a horse and carries a sword?"
More like has the paitence of a saint and isn't a twat. |
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"I'm in one of those irritating moods where I can decide if I want food, sleep, a wank or anything else. Chocolate isn't helping
Does someone want to come and figure it out for me? Warning, I'm tired and grumpy so patience is needed. "
Toblerone should sort out the wank and chocolate two birds with one stone |
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"I'm in one of those irritating moods where I can decide if I want food, sleep, a wank or anything else. Chocolate isn't helping
Does someone want to come and figure it out for me? Warning, I'm tired and grumpy so patience is needed.
I feel like there is an invite in-between the lines
Only to the person that can actually put me in a better mood and deal with my grumpiness in the mean time.
Whats with the mystery
Are we supposed to guess the forumite lol
No mystery, I highly doubt such person actually exists
Loool tall, dark hair, rides a horse and carries a sword?
More like has the paitence of a saint and isn't a twat. "
Jesus then? Loool |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm in one of those irritating moods where I can decide if I want food, sleep, a wank or anything else. Chocolate isn't helping
Does someone want to come and figure it out for me? Warning, I'm tired and grumpy so patience is needed.
I feel like there is an invite in-between the lines
Only to the person that can actually put me in a better mood and deal with my grumpiness in the mean time.
Whats with the mystery
Are we supposed to guess the forumite lol
No mystery, I highly doubt such person actually exists
Loool tall, dark hair, rides a horse and carries a sword?
More like has the paitence of a saint and isn't a twat.
Jesus then? Loool"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in one of those irritating moods where I can decide if I want food, sleep, a wank or anything else. Chocolate isn't helping
Does someone want to come and figure it out for me? Warning, I'm tired and grumpy so patience is needed.
I feel like there is an invite in-between the lines
Only to the person that can actually put me in a better mood and deal with my grumpiness in the mean time.
Whats with the mystery
Are we supposed to guess the forumite lol
No mystery, I highly doubt such person actually exists
Loool tall, dark hair, rides a horse and carries a sword?"
Damn it, only three of the four... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Those kinds of moods usually mean I need sleep
I definitely need sleep.
So, we just need to get the two of you snuggled up... 
one day we'll manage"
Yes! We definitely will  and we'll be so knackered there be nothing happening but sleep |
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"Those kinds of moods usually mean I need sleep
I definitely need sleep.
What's sleep?
I don't know, I think they sell it in a magic potion."
Can I buy it 2nd hand like? Had my car MOT so kinda poor  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Those kinds of moods usually mean I need sleep
I definitely need sleep.
What's sleep?
I don't know, I think they sell it in a magic potion.
Can I buy it 2nd hand like? Had my car MOT so kinda poor "
don't think it works like that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Those kinds of moods usually mean I need sleep
I definitely need sleep.
So, we just need to get the two of you snuggled up...
one day we'll manage
Yes! We definitely will and we'll be so knackered there be nothing happening but sleep "
I'm sure you'll find the energy for a game of cribbage. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Probably just need some attention.
What kind were you thinking?
I reckon good food, a relaxing bath and a huge box of choccies with the tv on "
Stroking a cat always relaxes me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Probably just need some attention.
What kind were you thinking?
I reckon good food, a relaxing bath and a huge box of choccies with the tv on
Stroking a cat always relaxes me. "
Are you going to be one of those crazy cat ladies then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Probably just need some attention.
What kind were you thinking?
I reckon good food, a relaxing bath and a huge box of choccies with the tv on
Stroking a cat always relaxes me.
Are you going to be one of those crazy cat ladies then? "
I have two house bunnies so I can’t. I do borrow my neighbours cat sometimes. She likes to sit with me in the evenings. Can’t bring my bunnies in the sitting room cos they go behind the tv and try chewing the wires. |
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