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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Face mask - it stops spread of germs, but you can blow your nose into it in public to stop you getting a tissue out.
Socks - keep your feet warm, also help when you've run out of loo roll.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cheese grater, does what it says but ..... you know that hard callousy skin people get on their heels?
Uh-huh
Urgh... That one made me since "
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"Cheese grater, does what it says but ..... you know that hard callousy skin people get on their heels?
Uh-huh
I thought you were going to BDSM wanking"
Dead hedgehog on each hand as gloves. I'm hard-core |
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"Cheese grater, does what it says but ..... you know that hard callousy skin people get on their heels?
Uh-huh
Suitable for all cheese? "
Dairylea makes a mess but everything else is game. Post helmet smeg grating tho, the helmet needs dousing with vinegar and lemon juice to seal it |
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"Cheese grater, does what it says but ..... you know that hard callousy skin people get on their heels?
Uh-huh
Suitable for all cheese?
Dairylea makes a mess but everything else is game. Post helmet smeg grating tho, the helmet needs dousing with vinegar and lemon juice to seal it "
The mean bitch in me wants to put this into practice now..  |
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"Cheese grater, does what it says but ..... you know that hard callousy skin people get on their heels?
Uh-huh
Suitable for all cheese?
Dairylea makes a mess but everything else is game. Post helmet smeg grating tho, the helmet needs dousing with vinegar and lemon juice to seal it
The mean bitch in me wants to put this into practice now.. "
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"Rolling pin up the arse
Or if you’re feeling really adventurous at table leg 
How much pastry have you rolled with a table? Effort in vs reward out seems off kilter to me  "
Don’t tell me you’ve never rolled a pie lid with a table leg whilst you’ve got another stuck up yer hoop |
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"Rolling pin up the arse
Or if you’re feeling really adventurous at table leg
How much pastry have you rolled with a table? Effort in vs reward out seems off kilter to me
Don’t tell me you’ve never rolled a pie lid with a table leg whilst you’ve got another stuck up yer hoop "
Once, but I didn't carry the turtle look too well and the vase fell off the table |
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"Rolling pin up the arse
Or if you’re feeling really adventurous at table leg
How much pastry have you rolled with a table? Effort in vs reward out seems off kilter to me
Don’t tell me you’ve never rolled a pie lid with a table leg whilst you’ve got another stuck up yer hoop
Once, but I didn't carry the turtle look too well and the vase fell off the table "
I’m taking you shopping to Oak Furniture Land just to see the look on the salesman’s face when we start to size up some of those chunky pegs |
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"Rolling pin up the arse
Or if you’re feeling really adventurous at table leg
How much pastry have you rolled with a table? Effort in vs reward out seems off kilter to me
Don’t tell me you’ve never rolled a pie lid with a table leg whilst you’ve got another stuck up yer hoop
Once, but I didn't carry the turtle look too well and the vase fell off the table
I’m taking you shopping to Oak Furniture Land just to see the look on the salesman’s face when we start to size up some of those chunky pegs "
Road trip! We could take my draught excluder dong for comparison |
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