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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Has got a great physique

He can masturbate using his feet

Annabelle21 boys she’s rather yum

Just don’t ask her to take it up the bum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hes^^ a real Nowhere Man

Sitting in his Transit Van

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan over a year ago

Torquay

You don't know anyone from Devizes by any chance, just wondered

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can you do me as well, OP?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You don't know anyone from Devizes by any chance, just wondered "

His name is Kent but he ain’t bent

He gave up wanking but only for lent

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can you do me as well, OP?

I’ll have a think but I’m not sure what rhymes with your name

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you do me as well, OP?

I’ll have a think but I’m not sure what rhymes with your name

Nor do I

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Violets are blue, roses are red

Nowheremans not right in the head

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Violets are blue, roses are red

Nowheremans not right in the head

We've known that for a while

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan over a year ago

Torquay

"Can you do me as well, OP?

I’ll have a think but I’m not sure what rhymes with your name

Nor do I

There was a young man from Devizes, who knew Myfanwy's of all different sizes, some were curvaceous, sexy, salacious

But Myfanwy M was full of surprises

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Can you do me as well, OP?

I’ll have a think but I’m not sure what rhymes with your name

The pronunciation of her name is like

Ma-van-wee

Hope this helps

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can you do me as well, OP?

I’ll have a think but I’m not sure what rhymes with your name

Nor do I

There was a young man from Devizes, who knew Myfanwy's of all different sizes, some were curvaceous, sexy, salacious

But Myfanwy M was full of surprises"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Red-Monkey or Monkey-Red

Every other week they need a new bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Oh to be with Testarossa

Treat her well boys and don’t be a tosser

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you do me as well, OP?

I’ll have a think but I’m not sure what rhymes with your name

Nor do I

There was a young man from Devizes, who knew Myfanwy's of all different sizes, some were curvaceous, sexy, salacious

But Myfanwy M was full of surprises"

You surprised me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can you do me as well, OP?

I’ll have a think but I’m not sure what rhymes with your name

Nor do I

There was a young man from Devizes, who knew Myfanwy's of all different sizes, some were curvaceous, sexy, salacious

But Myfanwy M was full of surprises

You surprised me

Yea that was good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you do me as well, OP?

I’ll have a think but I’m not sure what rhymes with your name

Nor do I

There was a young man from Devizes, who knew Myfanwy's of all different sizes, some were curvaceous, sexy, salacious

But Myfanwy M was full of surprises"

Awesome

Her x

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

Nowhereman always has a joke

That didn't make him a bad bloke

Took advice by his granddad's death bed

Be positive was what he said

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And right now, he's cheering the WRONG bloody team!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't have a poem, OP.

But can we see your face?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nowhereman always has a joke

That didn't make him a bad bloke

Took advice by his granddad's death bed

Be positive was what he said"

Hahahaha yep class

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't have a poem, OP.

But can we see your face?

David Essex was as cool as can be

He even sang a song about myfanwy

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