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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Have you told anyone yet ?

Does your family know ?

Would they be upset if they found out ?

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By *ecretlivesCouple  over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

The Shame.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch

I might be taller if I was

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I might be taller if I was "

Not really , you'd be constantly bent over a wall Shortie.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

I think they've guessed but nobody has ever mentioned it and I certainly haven't told them. It's not the kind of thing you blurt out round the Sunday dinner table

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'm not sure whether to be straight or not ..... might give it a go

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I forget.

Oh look... a tree.

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By *ensual 2Couple  over a year ago

Blackpool

Our little ...secret ..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm whatever you want me to be.

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

I think they’ve known for a long time. All the signs are there, we’ve just never spoken about it

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I think they’ve known for a long time. All the signs are there, we’ve just never spoken about it "

Probably cos you are big n butch n all that and have pics of women under your bed...... they sort of always knew.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I think they’ve known for a long time. All the signs are there, we’ve just never spoken about it "

You've got a bra on

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By *tephTV67TV/TS  over a year ago

Cheshire

Only on a Wednesday afternoon

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North


"I think they’ve known for a long time. All the signs are there, we’ve just never spoken about it

You've got a bra on "

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I'm whatever you want me to be."

I recall reading that 'baby' spice said that when she wanted hiring for the band......... said she could be a younger girl if they wanted.....

Uhmmmmmmm how about a cameleon - a calmer cameleon ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Only on a Wednesday afternoon "

Is that tarmac laying day ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Our little ...secret .. "

Yeah ...... at least you have each other to confide in ......

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By *opilotMan  over a year ago

Heathrow

Shhh don't tell everyone. What gave me away?

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By *imon_hydeMan  over a year ago

Stockport

I'm straight curious

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think they’ve known for a long time. All the signs are there, we’ve just never spoken about it

You've got a bra on "

Yea and it’s mine

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By *rishman75Man  over a year ago

Chessington/epsom

it was hard coming out as straight but I'm happy now and I can eat a yorkie bar now like a man .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm whatever you want me to be.

I recall reading that 'baby' spice said that when she wanted hiring for the band......... said she could be a younger girl if they wanted.....

Uhmmmmmmm how about a cameleon - a calmer cameleon ?

"

I'm more a 'chameleon' with an 'h' kinda guy.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Shhh don't tell everyone. What gave me away? "

Honestly ? It was the lack of men in your life and your constant womanising........ just those little tell tale signs

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I'm whatever you want me to be.

I recall reading that 'baby' spice said that when she wanted hiring for the band......... said she could be a younger girl if they wanted.....

Uhmmmmmmm how about a cameleon - a calmer cameleon ?

I'm more a 'chameleon' with an 'h' kinda guy."

Oh noooooo ! that's two mistakes in one hour ....... I'm doomed I tell you. Book me and MRI ..... I want to know where my brain is.....( other than up my arse )

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"it was hard coming out as straight but I'm happy now and I can eat a yorkie bar now like a man ."

The litmus test of masculinity !

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I think they’ve known for a long time. All the signs are there, we’ve just never spoken about it

You've got a bra on

Yea and it’s mine "

Hmmmmmmmmm two straight men walk into a nail bar. Ohhhhhh that's a nice bra says the first man .... ( the rest is statute )

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm whatever you want me to be.

I recall reading that 'baby' spice said that when she wanted hiring for the band......... said she could be a younger girl if they wanted.....

Uhmmmmmmm how about a cameleon - a calmer cameleon ?

I'm more a 'chameleon' with an 'h' kinda guy.

Oh noooooo ! that's two mistakes in one hour ....... I'm doomed I tell you. Book me and MRI ..... I want to know where my brain is.....( other than up my arse )"

Otherwise it's a camel called leon.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I'm straight curious"

It's more common than you think! Do you find yourself looking at steel enforced boots and hard hats ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I'm whatever you want me to be.

I recall reading that 'baby' spice said that when she wanted hiring for the band......... said she could be a younger girl if they wanted.....

Uhmmmmmmm how about a cameleon - a calmer cameleon ?

I'm more a 'chameleon' with an 'h' kinda guy.

Oh noooooo ! that's two mistakes in one hour ....... I'm doomed I tell you. Book me and MRI ..... I want to know where my brain is.....( other than up my arse )

Otherwise it's a camel called leon."

eon

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By *tephTV67TV/TS  over a year ago

Cheshire


"Only on a Wednesday afternoon

Is that tarmac laying day ?"

Me ‘the boy from the black stuff’

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"The Shame. "

There are private clubs for it, medical help and they are even having straight pride in some major cities this year ..... must be an American thing. It's very British to wear your shame high.

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By *ecretlivesCouple  over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

There should be something to unify behind, something that identifies all that is straight and good. An icon in need of a new challenge, who could take straight in a whole unimagineable direction

Fellow fabbers I present you with the new face of heterosexuality - The Orange Wonder - Donald Trump.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm whatever you want me to be.

I recall reading that 'baby' spice said that when she wanted hiring for the band......... said she could be a younger girl if they wanted.....

Uhmmmmmmm how about a cameleon - a calmer cameleon ?

I'm more a 'chameleon' with an 'h' kinda guy.

Oh noooooo ! that's two mistakes in one hour ....... I'm doomed I tell you. Book me and MRI ..... I want to know where my brain is.....( other than up my arse )

Otherwise it's a camel called leon.

eon "

It's a special single 'l' that doubles up when sandwiched between two 'e's.

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By *tephanjMan  over a year ago

Kettering

When I told my parents I was straight they organised a street party

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I think they've guessed but nobody has ever mentioned it and I certainly haven't told them. It's not the kind of thing you blurt out round the Sunday dinner table"

Especially if you are secretary of the straight bashing society !

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By *ugarbearCouple  over a year ago

Tredegar

Think most of my family would be shocked if they knew i licked fanny

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"I might be taller if I was

Not really , you'd be constantly bent over a wall Shortie. "

True and I’d still need steps for that

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"When I told my parents I was straight they organised a street party "

How understanding of them to send back the glittery strictly dresses and get the suit ordered without a hint of resentment....... they are great.

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By *ecretlivesCouple  over a year ago

FABWatch HQ


"I'm whatever you want me to be.

I recall reading that 'baby' spice said that when she wanted hiring for the band......... said she could be a younger girl if they wanted.....

Uhmmmmmmm how about a cameleon - a calmer cameleon ?

I'm more a 'chameleon' with an 'h' kinda guy.

Oh noooooo ! that's two mistakes in one hour ....... I'm doomed I tell you. Book me and MRI ..... I want to know where my brain is.....( other than up my arse )

Otherwise it's a camel called leon.

eon "

Is a camel eon measured in large dates?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Think most of my family would be shocked if they knew i licked fanny "

Uhmmmmmmm which one of you is licking fanny ? Both ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I'm whatever you want me to be.

I recall reading that 'baby' spice said that when she wanted hiring for the band......... said she could be a younger girl if they wanted.....

Uhmmmmmmm how about a cameleon - a calmer cameleon ?

I'm more a 'chameleon' with an 'h' kinda guy.

Oh noooooo ! that's two mistakes in one hour ....... I'm doomed I tell you. Book me and MRI ..... I want to know where my brain is.....( other than up my arse )

Otherwise it's a camel called leon.

eon

Is a camel eon measured in large dates?"

Just by the hump ........

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