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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago
Peterborough |
Oscar the Grouch's neighbour (Trump in the trash)
Statler and Waldorf's butler (Humble pie M'luds?)
Whilst he's on the set of The Childrens' Television Workshop, he can chase that poor little green vampire, who loves audits and can screech out "Stop the Count!".
One genuine vote, hahahahahah.....two hundred million genuine votes, hahahahahah.
Or he could get back into wrestling... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I always thought he was a good stand up Comedian |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He could do a TV show giving young entrepreneurs a chance to join his company called The Trainee Twat.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Selling bleach |
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By *al01Man
over a year ago
solihull |
New face for ronseal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wouldn't jump to anything yet, he's still got time to have the Russians hack the ballot for him like the last time  |
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"I wouldn't jump to anything yet, he's still got time to have the Russians hack the ballot for him like the last time "
Ooh this is my worry - he’s got one recount hasn’t he I’m
Not tempting fate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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idiocy coach & consultant |
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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Selling bleach"
I'll drink to that. |
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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Walmart meet and greeter
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That'll be great news for the opposition. |
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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Alan Sugars Tea boy."
Pffffffff! Americans can't make tea! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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School crossing attendant
J |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oscar the Grouch's neighbour (Trump in the trash)
Statler and Waldorf's butler (Humble pie M'luds?)
Whilst he's on the set of The Childrens' Television Workshop, he can chase that poor little green vampire, who loves audits and can screech out "Stop the Count!".
One genuine vote, hahahahahah.....two hundred million genuine votes, hahahahahah.
Or he could get back into wrestling..."
I think he should just be bidin’ his time until the fake tan opportunities come up! |
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"I wouldn't jump to anything yet, he's still got time to have the Russians hack the ballot for him like the last time
Ooh this is my worry - he’s got one recount hasn’t he I’m
Not tempting fate "
 shhhh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Selling bleach"
The new face of Cillit Bang |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Prison bitch? |
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Apparently they reckon dead people have cast votes for sleepy joe , even households with only 1-2 people living there have had 18-20 ballot papers , it wouldn't surprise me it's all bent |
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"Apparently they reckon dead people have cast votes for sleepy joe , even households with only 1-2 people living there have had 18-20 ballot papers , it wouldn't surprise me it's all bent "
"They" being Donald Trump's imagination? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Modeling syrups |
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President of the Chinese tourism board
Ambassador for twitter
Big brother competitor
I'm a celebrity competitor
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Prison laundry worker |
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"Apparently they reckon dead people have cast votes for sleepy joe , even households with only 1-2 people living there have had 18-20 ballot papers , it wouldn't surprise me it's all bent
"They" being Donald Trump's imagination? "
Even some Republicans are saying there's no evidence for his allegations ffs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Working for Obama. Ohhhhhh he'd hate that.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Putin's "bitch"? Oh, he already is. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Puppet at the Kremlin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm spotting a trend now haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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[Removed by poster at 06/11/20 18:37:58] |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Penitentiary dish washer "
Should be this 
But fear it will be engineered ‘redemption’ before running again 2024 |
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By *ev_1Couple
over a year ago
Bickliegh |
Russian President as he is acting like one lol |
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He will become a dick tator of a small island knobody has heard of and dissappear into obscurity hopefully! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Showing people how not to put on fake tan,and avoid the tango look |
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"Boris johnsons au pair "
That sounds like child cruelty |
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Tangerine salesman... I am sure he could sell a couple of oranges a year lol |
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He should strip off, get on all fours, and let Joe and Kamala use him as a bike rack. |
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"He should strip off, get on all fours, and let Joe and Kamala use him as a bike rack. "
I do not approve of this mental image  |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
Suicide vest tester
Exterior painter on a submarine
Polar bear tamer
Or he could just open a tanning salon
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Putting Preparation H on Bidens anus..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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King of Scotland
( he doesn't even have to build a wall) |
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Twitter have confirmed, I read earlier, that once no longer the President, the regular rules of Twitter will apply to Trump |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Twitter have confirmed, I read earlier, that once no longer the President, the regular rules of Twitter will apply to Trump "
and the FBI lol
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"Twitter have confirmed, I read earlier, that once no longer the President, the regular rules of Twitter will apply to Trump
and the FBI lol
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Mmhm |
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I'm going for number plate making |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Slopping out in a prison |
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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Oscar the Grouch's neighbour (Trump in the trash)
Statler and Waldorf's butler (Humble pie M'luds?)
Whilst he's on the set of The Childrens' Television Workshop, he can chase that poor little green vampire, who loves audits and can screech out "Stop the Count!".
One genuine vote, hahahahahah.....two hundred million genuine votes, hahahahahah.
Or he could get back into wrestling...
I think he should just be bidin’ his time until the fake tan opportunities come up!"
Biden his time, surely? |
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I'm bloody loving the Sesame Street memes coming out of this |
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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"I'm bloody loving the Sesame Street memes coming out of this "
I like you!
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Just for you and your impeccable taste...
"Sesame Street has been brought to you today by the letters J and B and by the numberv(insert number of seats Joe Biden won the Presidency by).
Sesame Street is a production of the Childrens' Television Workshop" |
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"I'm bloody loving the Sesame Street memes coming out of this
I like you!
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Just for you and your impeccable taste...
"Sesame Street has been brought to you today by the letters J and B and by the numberv(insert number of seats Joe Biden won the Presidency by).
Sesame Street is a production of the Childrens' Television Workshop""
One. One vote. A ha ha *lightning bolt*
The Count comes from Nebraska |
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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago
Peterborough |
He has been approached by SHELTER the homeless charity, to be the face for their "It could happen to you" 2021 campaign. |
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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"I'm bloody loving the Sesame Street memes coming out of this
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Would this help?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTZXRa6Nk1w  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Donald says he might leave the country........ BI-DEN |
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"Donald says he might leave the country........ BI-DEN"
So long as he doesn't come here. I've heard Pyongyang is nice this time of year |
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"Donald says he might leave the country........ BI-DEN"
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Apparently German public transport were supporting "both".
"am beiden". You'll never guess how "beiden" is pronounced  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Crash Test DUMMY |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They should just put him to work building the wall at the Mexican border. All on his own. For as long as it takes. With a crappy hammer and saw. On minimum wage. |
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He has already lined up a role as the new face of cillit bang. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ballet dancer. Stick him in a tutu, he'd be like 1 of those hippos from Fantasia. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Derek Achora's spokesperson |
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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"I'm bloody loving the Sesame Street memes coming out of this
Would this help?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTZXRa6Nk1w "
This is Count von Count counting his own ballot, on Halloween. |
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Street fake news vendor.....
Fake news....fake news ....get your fake news here  |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
He should move to Italy and stand on one of those little stands and direct traffic. They should also play YMCA as he does it, just to keep his momentum going. |
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Assistant to Wowbagger the infinitely prolonged ... who's aim on life is to insult everyone in the entire universe in the hitchhiker's guide to the universe |
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Hairdresser? ... he'll be able to get hairspray for free |
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Bricklayer?.. on the Mexican border wall he was going to build |
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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago
Peterborough |
Great answers.
He should be the face for Florida's OJ producers. |
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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago
Peterborough |
When Barack Obama gave his goodbye speech: he dropped the mic.
When Donald Trump gives his goodbye speech: he'll drop his dummy. |
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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago
Peterborough |
Sesame Street has been laying into poor ol' Donald, for years: just google Ronald Trup and Donald Trump.
We've got Spitting Image, so kiddies listen to the puppets as the know better than the real muppets, who are in charge. |
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Slopping out his prison cell.
Racist proven
Rape allegations
Tax avoidance
Children Charity money stolen
Jeffrey Epstein links
Just lock the fucker up along with his kookie family good fucking riddance...oh karma is a bitch. |
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No way he will run again in 2024, too many legal cases and prosecutions will expose the truth of his activities between now and then.
Sewing Mail bags I agree with earlier poster lol |
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Brick layer, hes so fond of building walls. |
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"Apparently they reckon dead people have cast votes for sleepy joe , even households with only 1-2 people living there have had 18-20 ballot papers , it wouldn't surprise me it's all bent "
All that proves is that even dead people hate trump. |
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"Brick layer, hes so fond of building walls. "
Golden |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hermes and DPD are looking for drivers i hear |
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"When Barack Obama gave his goodbye speech: he dropped the mic.
When Donald Trump gives his goodbye speech: he'll drop his dummy."
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There is a scenario where he could be a man who can't be investigated
An out going president is allowed to pardon people of all their crimes and can no longer be investigated for them.
Donald could step down next month, leaving the vice president as the out going president.
He could then pardon Trump.
It's a scary country. |
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"There is a scenario where he could be a man who can't be investigated
An out going president is allowed to pardon people of all their crimes and can no longer be investigated for them.
Donald could step down next month, leaving the vice president as the out going president.
He could then pardon Trump.
It's a scary country."
The Hill had an article on this, yes |
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Maybe he could be a hostage negotiator.
Most worrying thing is that he still has access to nukes until he leaves.
Wonder if he will vacuum and leave the place spick and span for Joe, if Joe lives that long of course. |
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Chippendales stripper for ladies hen nights |
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Take him around the worlds schools in a cage like the traveling circus years ago
To teach the children never to let it happen again |
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Trustee in the Prison Library x |
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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago
Peterborough |
He could be Russia Today's new political correspondant. |
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"He could be Russia Today's new political correspondant."
He'd fit right in in terms of credibility |
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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago
Peterborough |
Or if he wants some fresh air, then the US Coastguard is looking for a new orange and white buoy/foghorn, to float out around Alcatraz. He's already colour co-ordinated.
There, he can see the prison and warn passing ships of the rocks nearby, every time it gets foggy!
"Fake Neeeeeeeews!" "Fake Neeeeeeeews!" |
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"Or if he wants some fresh air, then the US Coastguard is looking for a new orange and white buoy/foghorn, to float out around Alcatraz. He's already colour co-ordinated.
There, he can see the prison and warn passing ships of the rocks nearby, every time it gets foggy!
"Fake Neeeeeeeews!" "Fake Neeeeeeeews!""
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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fbi most wanted |
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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago
Peterborough |
He could also have a cameo role in 'Orange is the new black' and he could be a transgender prisoner's pet bitch.
...Anyone one see where the guard's baton and cuffs went?  |
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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago
Peterborough |
Mind you... he'll probably barge his way onto Matha's Vineyard as a producer of white wine.
What will he call it? The Whitehouse, of course.
What type will it be? House white.
What will it taste of? Sour grapes, well what else where you expecting.
Bottom's up  |
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"Mind you... he'll probably barge his way onto Matha's Vineyard as a producer of white wine.
What will he call it? The Whitehouse, of course.
What type will it be? House white.
What will it taste of? Sour grapes, well what else where you expecting.
Bottom's up "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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carrying out covid-19 tests |
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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Mind you... he'll probably barge his way onto Matha's Vineyard as a producer of white wine.
What will he call it? The Whitehouse, of course.
What type will it be? House white.
What will it taste of? Sour grapes, well what else where you expecting.
Bottom's up
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You'll love it: it's harsh, has no character whatsoever and leaves a foul taste in your mouth afterwards.
Chin-chin. |
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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Maybe he could be a hostage negotiator.
Most worrying thing is that he still has access to nukes until he leaves.
Wonder if he will vacuum and leave the place spick and span for Joe, if Joe lives that long of course. "
"Suck it up Trumpy, suck it up!" |
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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"I'm bloody loving the Sesame Street memes coming out of this
I like you!
x
Just for you and your impeccable taste...
"Sesame Street has been brought to you today by the letters J and B and by the numberv(insert number of seats Joe Biden won the Presidency by).
Sesame Street is a production of the Childrens' Television Workshop""
Update...Trump dumped
By Kermit the Frog and Sesame street news.
(Roll credits) (Voice over) (Slideshow and graphics)
"Sesame Street has been brought to you today by the letters J and B and by the number 76.
I've loved this post and reading Swing's responces. Great to put a smile on a face or two!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Advertiser for wotsits? Carrots? Skinny tan? |
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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Advertiser for wotsits? Carrots? Skinny tan? "
Donald's never heard of Wotsits, nor has he ever been skinny, so he'll have to make do with Cheetos instead. |
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"I'm bloody loving the Sesame Street memes coming out of this
I like you!
x
Just for you and your impeccable taste...
"Sesame Street has been brought to you today by the letters J and B and by the numberv(insert number of seats Joe Biden won the Presidency by).
Sesame Street is a production of the Childrens' Television Workshop"
Update...Trump dumped
By Kermit the Frog and Sesame street news.
(Roll credits) (Voice over) (Slideshow and graphics)
"Sesame Street has been brought to you today by the letters J and B and by the number 76.
I've loved this post and reading Swing's responces. Great to put a smile on a face or two!
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I love it, thank you |
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Keeper of the stool for Joe biden |
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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Keeper of the stool for Joe biden "
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Yeah, he's good and putting out crap. |
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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"I'm bloody loving the Sesame Street memes coming out of this
I like you!
x
Just for you and your impeccable taste...
"Sesame Street has been brought to you today by the letters J and B and by the numberv(insert number of seats Joe Biden won the Presidency by).
Sesame Street is a production of the Childrens' Television Workshop"
Update...Trump dumped
By Kermit the Frog and Sesame street news.
(Roll credits) (Voice over) (Slideshow and graphics)
"Sesame Street has been brought to you today by the letters J and B and by the number 76.
I've loved this post and reading Swing's responces. Great to put a smile on a face or two!
I love it, thank you "
You're welcome and your kind words speak volumes...a 1, a2, a1, 2, 3, 4.
Sunny days
Sweeping the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet
Can you tell me how to get
How to get to sesame street
Come and play
Everything's a-okay
Family neighbors friends
That's where we meet
Can you tell me how to get
How to get to--
Sunny days
Sweeping the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet
Can you tell me how to get
How to get to sesame street
Come and play
Everything's a-okay
Family neighbors friends
That's where we meet
Can you tell me how to get
How to get to sesame street
How to get to sesame street
How to get to sesame street
How to get to sesame street |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fabswingers admin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He’s a billionaire I doubt he needs a job. Anyone a billionaire on this thread
Asking for Donald trump |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Building that wall he bleated on about..? |
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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Building that wall he bleated on about..?"
New series of Auf Wiedersehen, Pet? |
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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Fabswingers admin "
Trump doesn't do silence. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pretty sure he had a reasonably successful career in something... oh yes property.
I think he will be OK |
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"Pretty sure he had a reasonably successful career in something... oh yes property.
I think he will be OK "
Pretty successful, except for the four bankruptcies and the hundreds of millions of dollars of debt. The irony of putting wanting a businessman in charge of the country is that he is actually a mediocre one at best.
My vote for his future career is as a test receptacle for dildos. That way at least some Americans can do to him what he's been doing to Americans for the last few years. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pretty sure he had a reasonably successful career in something... oh yes property.
I think he will be OK
Pretty successful, except for the four bankruptcies and the hundreds of millions of dollars of debt. The irony of putting wanting a businessman in charge of the country is that he is actually a mediocre one at best.
My vote for his future career is as a test receptacle for dildos. That way at least some Americans can do to him what he's been doing to Americans for the last few years. "
I’m sure he will be on the blower soon to you asking for business advice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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President of the USA ???? |
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By *aCaiMan
over a year ago
Telford |
"President of the USA ????"
Couldn’t agree more  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"President of the USA ????"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think he would be a great Rangers owner
He could build a wall to keep the Irish out
or build a boat to send the Celtic fans to Ireland |
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"He’s a billionaire I doubt he needs a job. Anyone a billionaire on this thread
Asking for Donald trump "
He's publicly asking for supporters to help him to pay his debts now, if you visit his campaign website. |
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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"I think he would be a great Rangers owner
He could build a wall to keep the Irish out
or build a boat to send the Celtic fans to Ireland "
Now, now play nice! |
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"He’s a billionaire I doubt he needs a job. Anyone a billionaire on this thread
Asking for Donald trump
He's publicly asking for supporters to help him to pay his debts now, if you visit his campaign website. "
Debts or incoming legal fees? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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His next role could be acting as a cautionary tale. |
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"His next role could be acting as a cautionary tale."
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advert for an an explosion in a mattress factory due to his hair |
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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"He’s a billionaire I doubt he needs a job. Anyone a billionaire on this thread
Asking for Donald trump
He's publicly asking for supporters to help him to pay his debts now, if you visit his campaign website.
Debts or incoming legal fees?"
BOTH! |
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"He’s a billionaire I doubt he needs a job. Anyone a billionaire on this thread
Asking for Donald trump
He's publicly asking for supporters to help him to pay his debts now, if you visit his campaign website.
Debts or incoming legal fees?"
Apparently the fine print splits it |
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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"He’s a billionaire I doubt he needs a job. Anyone a billionaire on this thread
Asking for Donald trump
He's publicly asking for supporters to help him to pay his debts now, if you visit his campaign website.
Debts or incoming legal fees?
Apparently the fine print splits it"
He's not splitting that bill, with me.  |
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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago
Peterborough |
Duplo Bricks want him as their demonstrator...to replace the face of an average 3 year old.
"Playing these bricks is so simple, even an ex-president can build walls with them." |
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Working in the prison library might be a help... |
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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago
Peterborough |
It's the muppet show; with our special guest star Philadelphia mayor Jim Kenney. (cue intro music and curtain)...
It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.
It's time to put on makeup
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight.
Why do we always come here
I guess we'll never know
It's like a kind of torture
To have to watch the show
And now let's get things started
Why don't you get things started
It's time to get things started
On the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational
This is what we call the Muppet Show!
(Gonzo blows his trumpet)
Thank you, thank you and welcome to The Muppet Show.
We are going to have a wonderful show for you tonight: we are very excited around here as our guest is one of Philadelphia's most plain speaking leaders and here he is now ladies and gentlemen...Mr Jim Kenney.
Yaaaaaaay!
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I've just come down
From the Isle of Skye
I'm not very big and I'm awful shy
And the lassies shout when I go by
Donald, where's your troosers
[Chorus:]
Let the wind blow high
Let the wind blow low
Through the streets
In my kilt, I'll go
All the lassies say hello
Donald, where's your troosers
A lassie took me to a ball
And it was slippery in the hall
And I was feared that I would fall
For I had nae on my troosers
[Repeat Chorus]
Now I went down to London Town
And I had some fun in the underground
The ladies turned their heads around
Saying, Donald, where are your trousers
[Repeat Chorus]
To wear the kilt is my delight
It is not wrong I know it's right
The Highlanders would get a fright
If they saw me in the trousers
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A live target for an isis firing squad |
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He could play Gollum in the new lord of the rings TV series. |
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He would make a great wrestler.
His acting is up to scratch and I bet loads would love to get in the ring with him. |
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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago
Peterborough |
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He would make a great wrestler.
His acting is up to scratch and I bet loads would love to get in the ring with him."
Funny you should mention that. I hope the Secret Service sanction a rematch.
Sit back and stuff yer mouth with popcorn. Enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVeVcVBW_CE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkHqCEu9ogs |
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over a year ago
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Burned |
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He's not leaving. He tweeted today that he won. |
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Biden could take pity on him and appoint him American Ambassador to either China or North Korea |
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By *ohnsmithMan
over a year ago
South Tipperary |
Wash the great wall of China.. |
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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Burned"
Where's Paul Neal "Red" Adair the American oil well firefighter, when you need him?
As the last thing America needs is an out of control burning soon-to-be-ex president, sending the country's forests on fire. Red, would've been the best man for that job, if he was alive today. |
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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Model"
Yes.
For rifle range target paper. |
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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Wash the great wall of China.. "
I think he needs to do a bit of repointing as well. |
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"Biden could take pity on him and appoint him American Ambassador to either China or North Korea"
...And he has to go live there |
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"Burned
Where's Paul Neal "Red" Adair the American oil well firefighter, when you need him?
As the last thing America needs is an out of control burning soon-to-be-ex president, sending the country's forests on fire. Red, would've been the best man for that job, if he was alive today."
He wouldn't be running around out of control, he'd be chained to a stake somewhere public. |
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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Biden could take pity on him and appoint him American Ambassador to either China or North Korea
...And he has to go live there "
And have a holiday home in Somalia too, somewhere on the coast: nice!
"Pirates? Nah, I'm nowhere the Caribbean. You guys ain't real pirates. You're fake pirates." |
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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Burned
Where's Paul Neal "Red" Adair the American oil well firefighter, when you need him?
As the last thing America needs is an out of control burning soon-to-be-ex president, sending the country's forests on fire. Red, would've been the best man for that job, if he was alive today.
He wouldn't be running around out of control, he'd be chained to a stake somewhere public."
His killer wig, is what I'm worried about. |
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"Biden could take pity on him and appoint him American Ambassador to either China or North Korea
...And he has to go live there "
In a Wuhan lab |
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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Biden could take pity on him and appoint him American Ambassador to either China or North Korea
...And he has to go live there
In a Wuhan lab"
Where he can play with his new pet Covey and his family. |
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"Burned
Where's Paul Neal "Red" Adair the American oil well firefighter, when you need him?
As the last thing America needs is an out of control burning soon-to-be-ex president, sending the country's forests on fire. Red, would've been the best man for that job, if he was alive today."
Sweep them and it'll all be fine |
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I know this isn't on theme, but I wouldn't mind Kamala Harris doing me with a strapon.
...just saying... |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’ |
Ooooo, just thought of another: TRUMP - "THE BOUNTY HUNTER."
Where he fucks up in Mexico, just like DOG - The bounty Hunter!!!! |
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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"I know this isn't on theme, but I wouldn't mind Kamala Harris doing me with a strapon.
...just saying... "
Will you be using Trumpy, as a wobbly orange cushion? |
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"I know this isn't on theme, but I wouldn't mind Kamala Harris doing me with a strapon.
...just saying...
Will you be using Trumpy, as a wobbly orange cushion?"
That makes celibacy much easier |
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Hodor.
That's what he'll be doing when they come to evict him. |
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He should sell sea shells by the sea shore on a deserted island with a wall around it. |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’ |
Lead singer in a Mexican Mariachi band and forced to sing in Mexican, in Mexico! |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
A drag queen
Have you seen the way he dances |
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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Hodor.
That's what he'll be doing when they come to evict him. "
Pffffff! |
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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Lead singer in a Mexican Mariachi band and forced to sing in Mexican, in Mexico! "
La lala la lala la lala,... |
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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"A drag queen
Have you seen the way he dances"
Nope, I'm too scared.
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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"A live target for an isis firing squad "
There's somebody at the door.
Knock, knock!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx2ALvPYbfA
Ready, aim, FIRE!
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