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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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because no one else will and it won't rate itself  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Raging disappointment |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Needy and unremarkable 4/10 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gets me in to trouble...7/10 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fricking awesome 
Scores highly for shape length and girth  |
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"Fricking awesome
Scores highly for shape length and girth "
You get extra points for the hairy chest!  |
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Meaty, gorgeous, the perfect penis. Not my words. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mine works well and I have had many compliments on the head so I will give it a good 7 however most people would give it 1 lol |
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By *picyrodMan
over a year ago
liverpool |
Meaty n girth ready to jetwash corona fuked tings up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well Might as well Jump in
Always been a good 7-8/ 10 from most women but I’ll Leave that to someone else to decide  |
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By *ucianpoundCouple
over a year ago
Cap d’Agde, France |
Women rarely comment but I love it when the guys rave about it.
Just the luck of the draw! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fricking awesome
Scores highly for shape length and girth
You get extra points for the hairy chest! "
I dont, I beleive your chest has already taken all the points  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just waiting for the votes from Denmark to be counted. |
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By *omino51Man
over a year ago
loughborough |
Im old and it works so bugga rating it i just have to be happy with it. |
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It’s very needy, always wants something. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Always there when called upon, I seem to remember! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im old and it works so bugga rating it i just have to be happy with it. "
The small things in life are what counts. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As long as it works and it makes people happy that's all that matters |
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"My little piece of dinkle that means so much to me, it's not as long as other guys but it means the world to me..."
With thanks to Judge Dredd.
Ax
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The perfect size
Handsome (i can prove this lol)
Thicker then a lamp lol
But for the amount of trouble its gotten me in ill give it a 6/10 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""My little piece of dinkle that means so much to me, it's not as long as other guys but it means the world to me..."
With thanks to Judge Dredd.
Ax
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You've got your Dredd and Dread mixed up. I've just spent minutes trying to hunt down that quote from the comic book character  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The perfect size
Handsome (i can prove this lol)
Thicker then a stamp lol
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Good for licking? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is it 8 too much? "
You always minus 2 from the number you think of. So 6 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not the biggest but performs beyond expectation got a bit of girth to it and never had any complaints..ill give him a solid 6.5 due to lack of length |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm loving the honesty in this thread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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2/10
It’s very handy for pissing out of and orgasms but that’s about it.
T |
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5/10 average and OK to look at I hope |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll give my soldier a strong 7, |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes please"
No one will rate it for you. You have to rate it yourself. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mine is a 10 in this photo "
I knew you'd pop up at the mention of 'cock' |
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I think mine is rather handsome. Not big but as cocks go it’s a pretty one.  |
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Average in proportions but it has never disappointed.
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By *DGF20Man
over a year ago
Dublin |
"Is it 8 too much?
You always minus 2 from the number you think of. So 6 "
Of course, i said minus 2 then i think |
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8 out 10. More importantly my flat stomach means I can use all of what I've got! |
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By *ocothumpaMan
over a year ago
quite close to you |
My best friend and he does all my best thinking.
10/10 |
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By *azrgCouple (MM)
over a year ago
walmer |
Agree. Fucking awesome. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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6/10 inches that is |
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By *azrgCouple (MM)
over a year ago
walmer |
Indeed. Looks very good. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lets be honest people! sadly I am Mr Average so 5/10! |
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"Fricking awesome
Scores highly for shape length and girth
You get extra points for the hairy chest! someone likes hairy chests 
I was admiring your profile pictures earlier....."
And I’ve just enjoyed yours. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mine looks good with the light off
But its the only one I've got
So I'm giving him a rather generous..
7
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Haha....brilliant, love this thread, I'd go for a solid 6. It's what you do with it that counts |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is it 8 too much?
You always minus 2 from the number you think of. So 6
Of course, i said minus 2 then i think "
Then 8 it is |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Haha....brilliant, love this thread, I'd go for a solid 6. It's what you do with it that counts"
The thread keeps growing and getting bigger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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10 out of 10 ... Best garden ornament I've been given so far. Looks great next to the orange plastic dog stool thing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am going to say mine is great as I get told that lol |
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"I'll give my soldier a strong 7, "
An 8 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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8 |
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By *Jones19Man
over a year ago
Evesham, Worcester, Pershore |
Hes a stand-up guy to be fair. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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9/10 Well blessed with your size |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"9/10 Well blessed with your size "
You've got a pretty penis. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"9/10 Well blessed with your size
You've got a pretty penis."
Well thanks... Im not that well endowed tbh but thanks |
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1 out of ten from me don't like to over promise and under perform. |
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I'm definitely a solid 26.4, but I don't know what the scale is. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm definitely a solid 26.4, but I don't know what the scale is. "
You can use your own scale. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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probably a 4.5  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Underused 3.5 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"probably a 4.5 "
I'd give it a 7. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Someone rate mine plz "
I'd give it a 5. What would you rate it as (out of 10)? |
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I'd give myself one!
Ah ineuendo ') |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yeah theres lot better lol"
Looks tasty on the 6 August photo (fabbed it). |
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"Yeah theres lot better lol
Looks tasty on the 6 August photo (fabbed it)."
lol thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My cock is a thing of pure beauty.
To behold it in the flesh is to witness the worlds most important creation.
Sometimes, when I look down at it I find myself wanting to be it.
I actually become quite jealous of the women that get to experience it’s pure beauty and unmatchable performance.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My cock is a thing of pure beauty.
To behold it in the flesh is to witness the worlds most important creation.
Sometimes, when I look down at it I find myself wanting to be it.
I actually become quite jealous of the women that get to experience it’s pure beauty and unmatchable performance.
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Beautiful  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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And why not this again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would give mine a 7/10
Decent length and girth, quite veiny and does the job. Correct me if im wrong |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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9/10 could have a little more girth if in being honest but the upwards curve does allow me to reach and please women in ways they're not accustomed to (devilish wink) |
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Love my dick, a solid 8 for the old fella x |
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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago
Kettering |
I'm not going too it's just a cock |
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It can fill a pram, four times. |
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By *igmaMan
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
Moody’s AAA rated! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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check my veri's |
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When I was younger, definitely a 9/10. He used to get so herd he'd twitch with my heart beat and drip pre-cum for fun.
Now 8/10 it just takes me a little longer to get revved up. |
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By *risjaneCouple
over a year ago
swindon |
About 3 its not big and there's know girth to it. |
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By *DGF20Man
over a year ago
Dublin |
"About 3 its not big and there's know girth to it."
I believe she don't mind as long she's getting bbc service |
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By *lhr1061Man
over a year ago
Warwickshire |
Probably 6/10 although I eagerly await a sexy lady to give me one |
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By *risjaneCouple
over a year ago
swindon |
Thats why she has bbc because mines so small |
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By *tue555Man
over a year ago
Passed Beyond Reach |
I don't rate mine I leave that to others |
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By *DGF20Man
over a year ago
Dublin |
"Thats why she has bbc because mines so small "
I see, lovely lady |
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"I don't rate mine I leave that to others "
extacly this. |
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Would probably give mine a 6/10. What would you all give? X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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-1. My most hated body part |
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I’m really attached to mine so it’s a solid 7 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve not really compared it to many others, but as far as cocks go I’ve been told mine is very “pretty”… I don’t know if that’s a compliment or not though? ?? |
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"I’ve not really compared it to many others, but as far as cocks go I’ve been told mine is very “pretty”… I don’t know if that’s a compliment or not though? ??"
Well you could always hang it on the wall |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nope couldn't be bothered either the like it or not its up to them |
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I would say I would give myself 8/10 I would like it to have a bit more thickness. |
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I’d like to think my cock does the part for threads like this |
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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago
milton keynes |
10/10 awesome cock and I'm well aware I'm walking into an ambush of people that hate confident people |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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-10 |
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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago
milton keynes |
"-10 "
Awesome mate good work keep it up |
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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago
milton keynes |
"-10 "
Man up show a bit of confidence a bit of self love |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Definitely 10 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Man up show a bit of confidence a bit of self love "
last time I showed myself some self love.. I ended up with a sore eye !!
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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago
milton keynes |
"Definitely 10 "
Good to see some confidence at least |
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Wrong thread technically also but I really just have to say because it turns me the f*ck on but 5 Step family loved my cock! Yes really 5! And I f-ing loved it. Never been so turned on in all my life since them. *also don’t judge or owt, we all watch them step porno’s and wish we had or could again. I’m just a absolutely lucky guy! Can’t beat getting a BJ by step sis while everyone is in the next room!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Come check my cock out if ya like |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Many a lady have commented very encouraging words..
but then again as with anything it all depends whom its actached to.
As with women. Boobs or pussy n ass,+ face!!
Personality does make lots of things easy to accept and warm too.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just above average in length with a good circumference
The mr |
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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago
milton keynes |
"Just above average in length with a good circumference
The mr "
Nice 69 pic |
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
NW London |
Well I have become pretty attached to mine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Average in length and the girth is good, but it has a great engine behind it.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's great and does as required. However the owner is a bit flabby. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Average at best |
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By *oingMan
over a year ago
co. antrim |
It has its ups and downs |
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It’s not big enough to stop me getting balls deep. It’s girthy enough to hit C’s g-spot with every stroke and it usually stays hard for a number of orgasms.
As long as C wants to give it one then I’m happy
K |
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By *fabMan
over a year ago
East Midlands |
Mine is 10/10 well it’s the only 1 I got lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Rate me if you would like? |
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I’ve been told I have a Goldilocks cock before and a boyfriend cock. (Good for everyday use) Not too big, not too small with good girth, what more could a chap want from his chap? To be honest size has never been an issue. Attitude has though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Does what it's meant for |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m completely happy with mine!
It’s girthy and above average for size and seems to hit all the right spots, so no complaints from me.
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
Mine:
Size 5/10
Girth 5/10
Looks 10/10
Overall rating: 7/10
Summary: A great looking, average sized cock attached to an even better looking, high performance guy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thin end of the wedge literally  |
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It can’t play a musical instrument, speak a foreign language, useless at office management and can’t drive an HGV… 3/10 for turning up. |
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Guys guys guys it’s all about the tongue ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I had one, it would be amazing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not for me to discribe. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He’s never let me down.
Although his mates are nuts, and he does live in front of an arsehole.
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"He’s never let me down.
Although his mates are nuts, and he does live in front of an arsehole.
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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago
wolverhampton |
Nice and free . No que to pump it .  |
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5/10 he's in a fine feathery mood with himself and taking it out on everyone else  |
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
Masked and Distant |
Adequately sufficient.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Does the job |
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Have a read of my verifications then make your own mind up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a read of my verifications then make your own mind up."
I've made my mind up. |
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Grown attached to mine over the years , so can't grumble ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Its been said my cock is like candy.
Not entirely sure if that was a good or bad thing! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a read of my verifications then make your own mind up."
Oh dear...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like mine as it’s the only one I have . So on that basis lol |
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"Have a read of my verifications then make your own mind up."
One proud gent |
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I'll give it a 7.Not the biggest in the world but it's given me a lot of pleasure.
Mike |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pretty decent 7-10 but my tongue is a 10 for sure  |
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Mine juts looks angry most of the time |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Its been said my cock is like candy.
Not entirely sure if that was a good or bad thing!"
6 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Makes women moan (is it in yet?)
Not the quickest (always late to the party)
Never number one ( always comes second)
Wakes me up at 5am every friggin morning.
7/10 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A little prick. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Right now, like a dead man hanging out a window |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Out of 10? I'm not sure but looking at my pics I'd certainly give me 1!!! |
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Thank you all for the positive feedback. Best regards to you all. |
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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago
milton keynes |
I'll rate one who wants it rated |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Here endeth the thread.....finally. |
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