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1. 50% of the time, a woman saying "don't stop, I'm gonna cum" will make you fun and ruin her orgasm.
2. Wash your bits!
3. The difference between "fetish" and "felony" is checking before hand.
4. If you're using anal beads, don't whip them out and say "and the winning lotto numbers are..."
5. As a man, it's an unspoken law to let your partner know when you're about to cum.
6. Don't blow into the vagina.
7. If you fart whilst receiving oral and they carry on without a word, you're required to buy them a gift.
8. Always pre after sex.
9. One does not just "oops" into the backdoor.
10. Oral is a favour that should be returned.
11. There are a lot of weird noises...get over it.
12. If he/she asks who your fantasy fuck is, don't say his/her best mate.
13. Fingering should be done by those with short nails only!
14. Always include a tip when you pay.
15. When switching from any positing to doggy, do not tell "BEAST MODE ENGAGED!"
16. Take your fucking socks off!
Hope this helps 
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"1. 50% of the time, a woman saying "don't stop, I'm gonna cum" will make you fun and ruin her orgasm.
2. Wash your bits!
3. The difference between "fetish" and "felony" is checking before hand.
4. If you're using anal beads, don't whip them out and say "and the winning lotto numbers are..."
5. As a man, it's an unspoken law to let your partner know when you're about to cum.
6. Don't blow into the vagina.
7. If you fart whilst receiving oral and they carry on without a word, you're required to buy them a gift.
8. Always pre after sex.
9. One does not just "oops" into the backdoor.
10. Oral is a favour that should be returned.
11. There are a lot of weird noises...get over it.
12. If he/she asks who your fantasy fuck is, don't say his/her best mate.
13. Fingering should be done by those with short nails only!
14. Always include a tip when you pay.
15. When switching from any positing to doggy, do not tell "BEAST MODE ENGAGED!"
16. Take your fucking socks off!
Hope this helps
Lu "
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